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00:00You
00:02You
00:29Hey Frank, yeah
00:32I've been thinking I don't think we got a fair shake here. Now. What made you think about that?
00:39But here we are crowded together in this little cell Eli's got one all to yourself. Oh, yeah, but but Eli
00:45Well, he's a big man here in River City. Well, that's so
00:47You're not right Eli. Yeah
00:50Big man, maybe they'll build him a statue someday
00:53The only thing they're gonna build for the three of you is a scaffold over in Jessup's corner
01:02Yeah, chum kind of makes you want to shiver now, don't it? Yes. Say sheriff
01:06How about me going out for a nice ride in the warm Sun? I'm shivering all over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah meet me to sheriff
01:12I mean, we promise we'll be right back. Now. Don't we Frank?
01:15Oh, yeah, if you don't believe us, you just ask Eli Eli. Are we men of our words?
01:21Absolutely, right, but if he don't trust you, I'll be glad to go along just to see that you come back
01:26Oh, how about that? Sure. Oh, you're all going for a ride
01:29Soon as that bounty hunter comes to pick you up. You're a last ride. Oh
01:35Bounty hunter you put nothing with bad company like that. I ain't sure if we ain't never gonna forgive you for that
01:41Ain't that right Eli? A bounty hunter?
01:47Absolutely, right
01:59You
02:29You
03:00You
03:17Well, let's go for that ride
03:20Hey, what you got there a souvenir?
03:22Something to remember River City by after we leave. Uh-huh
03:26We're not leaving River City
03:28What do you mean? Well now somebody's got to run this town now that he's no longer with us
03:34What are you talking about us you chum me?
03:38Well that mess out there. There ain't nobody around here gonna give us any trouble
03:45Well now you always wanted to be big men didn't you
03:49Yeah, well a town is ours
03:55I have a look-see
04:25Suppose someone makes trouble Eli and you just do your duty sheriff
04:35That's what this town needs a sheriff like me yeah, well, what about me your first official act deputize him
04:47Something troubling you know, why should he be sheriff because I said so
04:53Okay
04:55What about you Eli, well, I'm the advisor
05:02Let's look this town over get us a drink to celebrate the new administration
05:06Oh
05:23You Phineas Porter, yes, you are right
05:29I
05:35Look here
05:39We don't want any lawyers in this town here well just who are you you're talking to the new sheriff mister
05:46his deputy a
05:48new town advisor
05:50What?
05:53Oh
05:57Now we don't want any more lawyers you understand do you understand yes
06:22I
06:52I
07:23A
07:26Twister rips through town wrecks my saloon smashes my whiskey and you just stand there doing nothing. I get paid for entertainment
07:33Well, you're not entertaining me. Well sue me. Oh
07:39No, you don't please Leonard just one no, sir, no work no whiskey get on with it go on
07:52Oh
07:56River City sure mess ain't us
08:02Where you from sheriff
08:04River City Oh
08:06Sam Kendall's our sheriff not anymore. I just appointed him
08:11I'm the deputy and who are you the governor?
08:18Nothing that fancy
08:20I'm just the advisor honey. The name's Lucy. I'm particular who calls me honey. I don't mind
08:27I like a picky woman
08:30Well, suppose she doesn't like you. I
08:33Change that. Hmm. You're sure yourself. Why not?
08:38Got a sheriff got a deputy
08:41Got a picky woman
08:43You'd be nice. I said would you be nice?
08:46All
08:48Right
08:50Well now that's better
08:52Now as a new advisor, I'm advising that we all have a drink to that old tornado that just gave this town a new administration
09:01Me too. Yeah you too. Now, where's the whiskey? Oh, oh we got left is the dollar whiskey
09:09Sheriff arrest this man
09:12Raising prices like he done is just plain highway robbery
09:16Can't arrest a man without giving him a try
09:19Well, you're absolutely right, honey
09:22You huh? You're the new judge in this town me. Yeah
09:28Judges gotta have a court. Absolutely, right
09:31Sheriff bring your prisoner before the bar of justice the judge better stay right behind the bar. I'll hurry it up
09:38Justice is supposed to be swift. Yes, sir
09:41Well court is not in session. Go ahead. Try him
09:45Well, you gotta have a charge
09:47highway robbery
09:49Guilty or not guilty. Oh, he's absolutely a highway robber
09:53Guilty, I'll go ahead sentence him
09:5630 days only 30 days for highway robbery
10:0460 days
10:06Sheriff take your prisoner deputy do your duty. Oh, you lie. He's the sheriff. You were the deputy
10:14Absolutely. All right, your honor set him up. Well, what about me?
10:18duty first deputy
10:25Once you watch where you're going
10:27Sir, you know, you ought to be a little more careful when you come through doors. You understand? Yeah, I guess so
10:34Kind of a sidearm is that why well, it's kind of big isn't it? Yeah. Well, I'm a little bitty fell
10:39I need a big gun. Look don't get cute with me. All right
10:41Let him along
10:58Mess form a drink
11:02Are you around with the twister hit? No, I was on my way riding into town sort of change things around here
11:14Yeah, yeah a lot of changes that right Lucy that's right
11:21You ever see a twister before
11:24Yeah, someone once in Kansas
11:26You ever see a twister before
11:29Yeah, someone once in Kansas
11:32Almost enough to make a man stop drinking
11:35almost
11:38Passing through
11:41For him another drink. Mm-hmm. That's enough for me. You said you were just passing through right a little business here. Oh
11:49What kind?
11:51Law Sheriff Kendall, that's so yeah supposed to pick up three men for bounty
11:58What's your name?
11:59Randall
12:02Well Randall Sheriff Kendall is dead twister got him and
12:07Them three fellas why they just took up and flew the coop when that's what's the hit
12:11This is the new sheriff
12:14You
12:16Speak for himself sure
12:19Go ahead sheriff speak for yourself
12:22Yeah, they just flew the coop. Absolutely. Absolutely
12:29Randall
12:32You know who I am yeah afraid so
12:37Why didn't you make your play three men I didn't know the other one was what do you do now?
12:43I
12:45Put that thing right here easy
12:50Easy
12:53Yeah
12:57We got a nice town here Randall we don't want to lose it let's have another trial your honor
13:06Courts in session face the judge pal get your hands off me Sonny. What's the charge?
13:13Disturbing us peace officers, and he's guilty 90 days courts adjourned
13:18Take him away deputy
13:26He told you to lay off jump absolutely the US scattergun friend absolutely
13:44Mr. Randall
13:47Hey, mr. Randall
13:52You gotta do something
13:56What do you suggest
14:13I
14:26Sure is a crazy-looking gun this thing's good as a rifle good for working in clothes
14:36No Randall I hear you gun down George making him wake up is that right why
14:42Because I just don't believe you can be that fast one of these oh
14:45Sure, you can look up. Let me have it here. I'll show what I mean
14:50That's funny very funny
15:11Yeah
15:19You're just what I promised my honey mr.. Eli
15:25That's all right mr.. Eli yeah, you better get two of them you got a lot of judging to do
15:37Yeah
15:39He's been practicing law
15:41No
15:42Somebody merely asked me a question, and I answered him after all I am a lawyer
15:47All right lawyer man defend yourself
15:51Try him here
15:53Well, why not you got your judging coat on ain't you?
15:57What's the charge?
15:59Can't think of one just now sentence him for practice in law 60 days why you
16:05Take him to jail sheriff
16:11I guess I guess I better get another coat
16:36I
16:42About time I'm hungry. We're hungry too, and we demand our rights shut up lawyer man
16:47Bonnie honey been giving you any trouble
16:50You take care of your end. I'll take care of mine I
16:52I
17:02Just had a wonderful meal
17:04fried chicken
17:06mashed potatoes a little butter over that
17:09sweet corn
17:11pickled tomatoes
17:13Hot muffins little strawberry jam
17:17apple pie
17:19little cream over that
17:21Coffee what you want me to do Sonny pat you on the back is your big eater
17:33Well look who's here
17:37Lucy I
17:40Came to visit your jail sheriff well, it's not much, but we call it home
17:45Making him nice and comfortable
17:47Should have heard about the meal. I just told him
17:50Lucy will you please talk reason to this man and to his friends? It's miss Lucy to you mr. Potter
17:59Very well
18:01Miss Lucy you could help
18:04Why should I well after all this is your town uh-uh?
18:09My part of River City was restricted to the saloons
18:12Oh
18:13I was good enough for you and some of the others to drink with but not good enough for just a friendly hello on
18:19the street
18:21But it's different now
18:23All I have to do is snap my fingers
18:25And I can fill this jail with your wife and her lady friends who lift their noses every time they saw me
18:31Spoken like a lady Lucy
18:33Thank you
18:38And what do you think mr. Randall, oh, I don't think it makes much difference to me when we're the other man
18:44I consider that an insult sheriff
18:47Absolutely open the daughter's cell, please what for he should have his face slapped
18:53Yeah, you can't insult a lady and get away with it
19:05Hit him again Lucy it's on the house you'll remember that for a while
19:14Don't make me kill you boy
19:17You two just stay relaxed
19:23Jane behind your neck
19:33Lucy you better be out of town when I get out you shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you
19:38I don't know why you did it ma'am. I sure do appreciate it. I did it for myself
19:41I wanted to give this town something to really remember me by what about us
19:49Think I'll leave it to the lady here
20:07I
20:14Kill your honor
20:27Mr. Eli
20:29Yes, your honor
20:30I'm sure gonna hate to see you and your friends leave. Oh, no, your honor. We ain't fixing to leave
20:36Well, we found ourselves a new home here
20:58I'd like to take you both back alive. If I start shooting it's gonna be shooting to kill
21:05Stand up
21:16Drop your gun
21:35I
22:05I
22:19Here she comes now, I'll do the talking of course
22:25I
22:31Speak for the entire community when I say that we are all in your debt. You don't owe me anything
22:37Oh, yes, we do
22:39Had it not been for you and mr. Randall those men could have ravaged this town
22:45We were wrong about you miss Lucy. We misjudged you all of us and none of us more
22:51Than your obedient servant who asks your pardon
22:55Pardonance easy. Mr. Porter. You've got it
22:59Mrs. Porter asked me to extend an invitation to dinner. Now. I hope you will change your mind
23:05Remain here and do us the honor to accept I said
23:10Pardonance easy forget isn't I'm the same woman today. Mrs. Porter wouldn't talk to yesterday
23:17You're a lawyer mr. Porter you ought to know you can't go back and change what's done
23:31Josh Randall you be quiet
23:46You
24:16You