Fatigué de cacher qui il est vraiment, Mack veut faire son coming-out à Scott. Mais ni l’un ni l’autre n’obtiennent ce à quoi ils s’attendaient.
Tired of hiding who he really is, Mack wants to come out to Scott. But neither get what they were expecting.
Scott, un écrivain gay aux manières douces de Los Angeles, est plongé dans un monde de mauvais garçons et de leur famille folle et criminelle après avoir décidé qu'il est leur "papa Scott", qu'il le veuille ou non.
Tired of hiding who he really is, Mack wants to come out to Scott. But neither get what they were expecting.
Scott, un écrivain gay aux manières douces de Los Angeles, est plongé dans un monde de mauvais garçons et de leur famille folle et criminelle après avoir décidé qu'il est leur "papa Scott", qu'il le veuille ou non.
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00:00That should do it.
00:07Oh, it's fixed?
00:08I mean, I don't know.
00:09I didn't grow up with plumbing, so I'm like, I guess this is right.
00:12Okay.
00:13Uh, well, hey, thanks for the help.
00:16You think I could talk to you for a second?
00:21Don't be a weirdo.
00:22Okay, sure.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Sit down.
00:25You got a nice place.
00:27Anybody ever told you that?
00:28Oh, so small.
00:29I can't wait to move.
00:30I grew up in a van and would take baths at a lake nearby.
00:33At least, I think it was a lake.
00:34It's possible it was just a giant pothole in the road because it only had water in it
00:38after it rained.
00:39Yeah, I think I'm going to stay here a while.
00:41It's nice.
00:42It's spacious, you know?
00:43I love it.
00:44Yeah.
00:45So, what's up?
00:46Well, the thing is, I'm not who I seem to be.
00:49What do you mean?
00:50It's like I go around every day and people think I'm a certain way, but inside I'm something
00:54else and I don't know how long I can keep this secret.
00:59Oh.
01:00Yeah.
01:01And you want to tell me?
01:02Well, you seem like a good guy.
01:03When I was six, my dad robbed gas stations and told the police that I did it.
01:07And I was like, you already got away with it, Dad.
01:09And he was like, you need to see what happens when you get caught, son.
01:12Turns out he just didn't want to pay for a babysitter while he went on a bender in Cleveland.
01:15He called it government daycare.
01:18So I spent a bunch of months in juvie before I tunneled my way out with one of those wooden
01:21spoons they give you in the ice cream cups.
01:23That's how I first got these guns.
01:25You want to feel?
01:27Maybe later.
01:28Sweet.
01:29So you look at me like a dad?
01:31A daddy.
01:32A dad?
01:33D.
01:34How about you just tell me whatever you want to tell me and then we'll just go from there.
01:39Oh, man.
01:41I don't know if I can.
01:43Is this water?
01:46Yeah.
01:47Oh, man.
01:48It's coming out clear.
01:49I don't think I fixed it.
01:50Look, I think you're avoiding whatever you want to tell me and you can take as long as
01:54you want.
01:55But just know that whatever it is, it's okay.
01:59Aw.
02:00Thanks, daddy.
02:01Call me Scott.
02:02Daddy Scott.
02:03Spill it.
02:04Talk.
02:05Okay.
02:06I'm...
02:07It's okay.
02:08I'm...
02:09I'm...
02:10I'm not Nick Jonas!
02:11What?
02:12It's like every day I go around and people are like, there goes Nick Jonas, but inside
02:24I'm like, no, no.
02:25I'm not him.
02:26Oh.
02:27Oh, it feels so good to say it out loud.
02:31I just want to live my truth openly.
02:32Love me for who I am, world.
02:38People think you're Nick Jonas?
02:39Ha ha, yes, people think I'm Nick Jonas.
02:42Don't act like you thought I wasn't.
02:43You're just not very Nick Jonas acting.
02:46As if.
02:47Check out these abs.
02:49You can't tell me these aren't Nick Jonas abs.
02:52They are very Nick Jonas-y.
02:55Are they... are they oiled?
02:58They just always look like that?
02:59I have brown hair, brown eyes, plus I have two brothers that I didn't know of.
03:03But your name is Mac.
03:04And my last name is Jomas.
03:07Your name is Mac Jomas?
03:08Yeah, so if you're drunk like my mom always was, it sounds like you're saying Nick Jonas.
03:12Give me another 40, Mac Jomas.
03:16Okay.
03:17So then when did you first realize that you were not Nick Jonas?
03:21I think on the inside I always knew, but when I hit puberty I was like, I don't remember
03:26shooting Camp Rock.
03:27I don't think I'm him.
03:28Yeah, I think that's when most guys first realize that they're not Nick Jonas.
03:32So did you confide in anybody?
03:33Well, there was this one girl who liked me, of course.
03:36Of course.
03:37And I told her I'd never actually turned my chin music up.
03:40She thought it was just a phase.
03:41Chin music?
03:42You know, I turned my chin music up from Not My Song Jealous.
03:45Oh, no, he says I turned my cheek music up.
03:48No, dude, it's chin music.
03:50What the hell is chin music?
03:52I don't know.
03:53I'm not Nick Jonas.
03:54God, why does everyone want me to be someone I'm not?
03:55Okay, this was fun.
03:57And by fun, I mean totally insane.
03:58You aren't being a very supportive daddy.
04:00Scott.
04:01Daddy Scott.
04:02Stop it.
04:03You know, I thought you'd be a safe place.
04:04It turns out you're just like my real dad.
04:06Drunk, selfish, and refusing to steal me an American Girl doll.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:11I just already knew you weren't Nick Jonas.
04:13Because I have eyes.
04:14Well, this was a letdown, my big coming out, and you already knew the truth.
04:18Well, maybe I could just tell because, you know, I knew what to look for.
04:24I'm sure plenty of people will be shocked when they find out you're not Nick Jonas.
04:28You think so?
04:31They will definitely have a reaction.
04:33Aw.
04:34Thanks, Daddy.
04:35Scott.
04:36Daddy Scott.
04:37No.
04:38What?
04:39So you're not gay?
04:40Oh, totally.
04:41Oh.
04:42Okay.
04:43Me too.
04:44Yeah, I could tell.
04:45Oh.
04:46Well, yeah, ditto.
04:47The thing with the doll?
04:48Super gay.
04:49So, do you want to feel my guns now?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Okay.
05:17Bye.
05:18Bye.
05:19Bye.
05:20Bye.