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00:44 - Damn, that's crazy.
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01:22 I might have to enter this.
01:23 I've gotten a golf bug recently.
01:24 - You have to enter it.
01:25 I love that it's Riggs' Cottage.
01:27 I love that.
01:29 - Branding, I don't know whoever did this.
01:30 Great job, wow.
01:31 - I love that.
01:32 - That's incredible.
01:34 People will love that.
01:34 People will be hype.
01:35 - Golf is fun.
01:36 I hit an eagle the other day.
01:37 - I saw, I saw it.
01:38 - I saw that clip.
01:40 - Crazy, that's--
01:40 - It was so bad.
01:42 - That's a little thing they call smoke magic.
01:45 It's a little thing called aura.
01:45 You can't teach aura.
01:46 - It also is a very funny video.
01:49 - I got no hope here.
01:50 - So not to freak you out,
01:52 but one of our sales guys was telling me a story
01:55 about a guy who was hitting,
01:57 and he hit it so hard the ball ricocheted off the tree
01:59 and he knocked his eyeball out.
02:01 - Yeah, okay.
02:02 So you think it's gonna happen on these rocks?
02:03 - I'm just saying it's possible.
02:06 - Check it out.
02:11 - Oh!
02:14 - Oh, you made it!
02:18 - No, no!
02:19 Are you fucking kidding me?
02:23 Are you fucking kidding me?
02:24 Are you fucking with me?
02:26 - No!
02:26 - Are you fucking with me?
02:29 - What the fuck?
02:32 (laughing)
02:35 - Holy shit!
02:36 That's a fucking tree eagle!
02:40 (laughing)
02:42 - He fucking made it!
02:44 - Oh, no!
02:45 (laughing)
02:47 - Oh my God!
02:49 - What the fuck, dude?
02:51 - What a moment!
02:53 - What the fuck?
02:56 - Holy shit, I've never hit a shot.
02:57 I've literally never even made contact
02:59 with a wedge before.
03:00 See?
03:01 That's that moment.
03:01 That's that moment.
03:03 - There's just a lot of things in play.
03:05 Like, you being so unathletic.
03:08 - Yeah.
03:10 - Barely hit a shot.
03:11 - I can drive like 250.
03:12 I can drive kinda well.
03:13 - Really?
03:14 - But I can't literally--
03:15 - But you just look on the thing.
03:16 - Well, yeah, yeah.
03:16 But I can't, literally can't make contact
03:17 with an iron or wedge.
03:19 (laughing)
03:19 Like, maybe one of every three swings.
03:21 - But then it goes, it's you running up the hole,
03:24 which is so funny, and then you jump into Dana's arms.
03:28 - Yeah, I felt that.
03:29 - Very femininely.
03:30 - Yeah, it was cute.
03:31 It was like The Bachelor.
03:32 - Then it's like a minute, and then Eddie comes.
03:34 (laughing)
03:36 It's a great video.
03:37 - It's a far run.
03:38 - It's a great video.
03:40 - Oh yeah, that vlog will be out next week.
03:41 Dana's Ozarks, Dana's Bachelor Party Series.
03:44 We're in the Ozarks.
03:45 So be on the lookout for that.
03:46 - I'm excited to see that.
03:47 It was cool, yeah?
03:47 Ozarks?
03:48 - Yeah, it was fun.
03:49 And we're ending next weekend.
03:50 He's bringing me and Glennie to Tampa.
03:53 - Oh my God, wow.
03:55 The King of Tampa to Tampa?
03:56 - Who's the King of Tampa?
03:57 - Glennie.
03:58 - I thought Glennie's the King of Nashville.
03:59 - No, no, no, Glennie is the King of Tampa.
04:02 Like, he's the King of Nashville.
04:03 - He's the King of a lot of stuff.
04:04 - I was gonna say, I think Glennie's the King
04:05 of pretty much everywhere.
04:05 - He owns Tampa.
04:06 Like, that's his whole thing.
04:07 He knows everything about it.
04:08 - All right, NBA, do you wanna pop in a upper-decky pillow?
04:11 - I already got one.
04:12 You want one?
04:13 - I got one already.
04:14 Upper-decky pillow.
04:15 (laughing)
04:16 I just wanted to say that.
04:17 Upper-decky pillow.
04:18 Listen to some Morgan Wally.
04:20 NBA Finals tonight, game one.
04:22 - I think every time I've been on this show
04:23 for the last two months, I say,
04:25 I shouldn't be on the show during the NBA Finals
04:27 or playoffs.
04:29 - Well, playoffs are going on.
04:30 - You're from Boston.
04:31 - I can't avoid the playoffs going on.
04:32 - You're a Boston guy.
04:33 - I hope the Celtics win.
04:34 - Mav Celtics, how much do you fucking hate Kyrie?
04:37 - I hated Kyrie.
04:39 I don't know, he's just not been around.
04:42 - I mean, maybe you're not the guy to ask.
04:43 What is the exact, like what exact,
04:45 or maybe Liam, like what exactly is the timeline
04:48 of like Kyrie fucking over Boston?
04:50 Like what exactly did he do?
04:51 - Okay, I can probably give you a general gist of this.
04:55 Liam, if I slip up, let me know.
04:57 Signed with the Celtics, obviously.
05:00 - Thought it was a trade, no?
05:02 - Whatever, dude.
05:03 - Okay.
05:04 (laughing)
05:04 - That does matter, kinda.
05:06 (laughing)
05:07 - Traded to the Celtics.
05:09 Did a Gordon Haywood press conference
05:12 where they were so cute together.
05:14 Then in the off-season said he will be re-signing.
05:18 Then refused to re-sign.
05:20 Then, nope, then I'm lost.
05:23 Liam?
05:25 Really, then I can speak to once he got to--
05:27 - That was like the most boring tell of that story.
05:30 I was ready to settle in for drama.
05:31 - Played two years.
05:32 - Come on.
05:37 - He played two years with the Celtics.
05:39 He like said he was gonna be a Celtic for life.
05:41 And then the second year, there were like trade rumors.
05:44 Like him, like this league type NBA shit.
05:47 Like--
05:48 - Oh, he did that.
05:49 - He got out for a start game.
05:50 - He got caught in the hallway with KD
05:51 during the All-Star game.
05:52 - Like doing that.
05:53 And then basically in that playoff run,
05:56 like guys were getting hurt and he was the star.
05:58 And like basically quit on the team then.
06:00 - Gotcha.
06:01 - Oh no.
06:02 - And then when he went to Brooklyn--
06:04 - Wow, a jerk.
06:05 - He stomped on the logo, right?
06:06 - He started being a little crazy.
06:07 He was giving the finger.
06:08 I actually like this.
06:09 Like, as I would enjoy rooting against this
06:12 is he's giving the finger to the crowd behind his head.
06:15 He like saged TD Garden his first time back.
06:18 He like walked around with Sage.
06:19 All just classic Kyrie stuff.
06:21 Like it is, it's very hateable.
06:24 - Yeah.
06:24 - And, but like, it's a hateable that I enjoy
06:27 his existence to get to hate.
06:30 You know what I mean?
06:31 Like it's almost like I'm happy he's,
06:32 it's not, I don't truly hate him.
06:34 - He's a good villain.
06:35 - He's a good villain, yeah.
06:36 - And you need a good villain.
06:37 I saw a funny tweet earlier Liam showed me
06:39 of like, it was Kyrie in warmups
06:41 and someone was like, "Kyrie looks so like
06:43 "at peace right now.
06:43 "Like just wait till Bill from Watertown
06:46 "gets in his ear tonight."
06:48 (laughing)
06:50 So yeah, I mean, it should be a great series.
06:52 I think the Celtics will win.
06:54 I just feel like they've been the best team all year.
06:56 I mean, Celtics do have,
06:57 Matt's one of the best--
06:58 - I believe that statistically,
06:59 not even statistically, I think that's the overwhelming
07:00 opinion is that they're the best team all year.
07:02 - Yeah, they have.
07:03 I mean, record wise, like they pretty much
07:05 wire to wire been the one seed in the East,
07:07 best team in the NBA.
07:09 I mean, Luke is the best player in the series
07:11 and Kyrie you can argue is probably
07:13 the third best player behind Tatum.
07:15 And maybe more like Jalen Brown.
07:17 - Jalen Brown's three.
07:18 - And that's, no, I think Kyrie is better.
07:22 Yeah, but I mean, it should be a good series.
07:24 I think Celtics will, I'm gonna go Celtics in six
07:27 if we're throwing out predictions.
07:28 - Yeah, Celtics in five.
07:29 - Do you think Tatum is like the most boring superstar?
07:33 - No aura.
07:34 - I would tend to agree with that.
07:35 - Did you just learn that word aura?
07:36 Like last week?
07:37 - Dana was--
07:38 - It's the third time I've heard you say it.
07:39 - Dana kept being like, "Smokes, you got aura."
07:40 So that was fire.
07:41 - Oh, God.
07:42 - There it is.
07:42 - So now I'm just talking about aura.
07:44 - No, that's your bad.
07:44 - In my, you know, I've watched a handful of the games
07:47 this post-season and I get the criticism
07:50 as a person who's no basketball watching it.
07:52 Like sometimes I'm like, "Holy shit,
07:53 "that guy's unbelievable."
07:54 Other times I'm like, "Where the fuck is that guy?"
07:56 So yeah, that makes sense that people either love him
07:59 or hate him, but it's not, it's almost like
08:01 you're right in the boring sense
08:03 where it kind of feels Tim Duncan-like
08:05 where he just doesn't really say it, which is great.
08:08 - He texts Kobe before the game.
08:10 - I got you, big bro.
08:11 - His Kobe stuff's a little weird.
08:14 - But like, do you think there's anybody outside of Boston,
08:17 like a non-Celtics fan who grows up and is like,
08:19 "I fucking love Jason Tatum."
08:21 - Probably people who know how to ball.
08:22 - Like any kids outside of--
08:24 - I think he's like for true ballers.
08:25 - Yeah.
08:26 - Oh, okay.
08:28 Well.
08:28 - He's an and one shirt.
08:29 Like I let my game be fun.
08:30 - I can't imagine anybody like growing up in California
08:33 is just like looking at the NBA landscape
08:35 and is like, "Jason Tatum is the guy that I wanna be."
08:39 - He's probably not a lot of guys' favorite players
08:41 unless you're Bill from Watertown.
08:43 This is kind of crazy, more basketball news.
08:47 Rumors that the Lakers might be signing Dan Hurley.
08:50 UConn coach just won back-to-back titles.
08:53 It's been like JJ Redick or some assistant
08:55 from the Pelicans I think were the front runners.
08:57 But Woj tweeted this morning,
08:58 "The Lakers are targeting Dan Hurley
09:00 "to become the next coach with a massive long-term offer."
09:03 I don't know.
09:04 I mean, I get it.
09:06 Like if you're Dan Hurley,
09:07 you've accomplished literally everything
09:09 you can accomplish in college basketball.
09:10 You've won back-to-back.
09:12 Going from a New Jersey high school basketball coach
09:15 10 years ago to the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers
09:18 would be quite,
09:18 and it is probably the premier job in sport, in basketball.
09:22 Like the biggest job is the head coach of the Lakers.
09:25 - Is that even true? - I would say.
09:26 From like a pristine perspective.
09:27 - In all of sports?
09:27 - No, in basketball.
09:28 - In basketball, yes.
09:29 - Yeah.
09:30 - Yeah, I would think so.
09:31 - That is probably the top of the mountain.
09:33 He's a competitive guy.
09:34 But you know, he loves UConn.
09:36 Like he could just be a god in stores
09:38 for the rest of his life.
09:40 Chase, Coach K wins.
09:42 Like there's people, I saw Big Cat Sweeney,
09:43 like maybe, like Coach K is like behind the search
09:46 for the Lakers.
09:46 Like they hired him to be the consultant.
09:48 So it's like, he was just like,
09:49 "How about you get Dan Hurley?"
09:50 Like that way, none of his records get touched.
09:52 Get him out of the sport.
09:54 - I mean, I'm obviously not a college person,
09:57 but I do not understand that argument of like,
10:00 you could be a god in stores.
10:02 - Well, it's just like-
10:03 - You wanna be Aquaman?
10:03 The fuck?
10:04 - But it's like stress-free. - You could be Superman.
10:06 - Like if he wants to be like stress-free,
10:08 like he's royalty there for the rest of his life.
10:10 His family, his kids, they all love Connecticut.
10:12 Like he could just go, you know, win five, six titles.
10:15 Who knows?
10:16 Or, you know, head coach of the Lakers,
10:17 you could be done in two years.
10:19 - Yeah, but then you can always get your other job.
10:20 You can always get, maybe not UConn,
10:21 but you can go get a college job again
10:23 and you can battle back again.
10:24 - So you'd take the leap?
10:25 - I would take the leap, yeah.
10:26 - Also way more money probably.
10:28 - I think, yeah, I'd leave too.
10:29 Well, right, you said he's accomplished
10:31 everything he's gonna accomplish.
10:32 And again, I'm speaking from as a Husky fan.
10:35 And I think that that college argument,
10:40 when you get comfortable in that position,
10:42 like you don't want to be better?
10:43 I don't know.
10:44 - Yeah, you don't even get that job
10:47 if you're a person who relaxes and is like,
10:50 well, I could just be a guy here.
10:51 - No, Dan really does not know what the work rule is.
10:52 - You don't become a college, a premier college coach.
10:54 I mean, obviously it has happened in some instances,
10:55 but like, I don't know, why the fuck would you want
10:57 to be the god of a, you know, with all due respect,
11:01 pretty shitty town?
11:02 - Seems like a small pond.
11:03 - No, no, no, I'm not even speaking to stores.
11:04 I mean, any college, any major college
11:06 is in a pretty shitty town.
11:08 - Yeah, it is, it just, you know,
11:09 he's got LeBron then in his last year.
11:11 Like, there's a lot of stress if you take the LA job,
11:15 but Dan Hurley is, he might be the best basketball
11:17 mind alive right now.
11:18 - Maybe.
11:19 - I said it.
11:20 - That's the answer.
11:21 - That's how to get rid of us.
11:22 - I don't know if you wanted pushback
11:23 from the two of us.
11:24 - Yeah, yeah, it's like, I don't know.
11:26 - Next up, Fights really wanted to talk about this.
11:28 Burrell has written and produced a Lego movie
11:31 about his own life.
11:32 Piece by piece animated biographical film
11:35 that tells the story of his life in Lego form.
11:37 He's in it, obviously, Gwen Stefani, K-Dot, fucking.
11:41 - K-Dot, Drake has officially lost now.
11:43 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he really has.
11:44 - Austin Timberlake, Busta Rhymes, Jay-Z, Snoop,
11:46 and Daft Punk all playing themselves.
11:48 Gonna come out October 2024.
11:51 - Wow.
11:51 - I probably won't watch this, I probably won't go see this.
11:53 - You know what, this is gonna be the,
11:54 this is gonna, it's an animated movie, right?
11:56 - Yeah.
11:57 - It's gonna be the animated movie of the year
11:58 that'll win an Oscar.
11:59 Like, that's what I'm saying.
11:59 - You think so?
12:00 - It'll win the music at least.
12:01 - There's all these musicians in this.
12:03 - Best original soundtrack.
12:04 - Yeah, of course.
12:05 - Sure, sure, sure.
12:06 - Something like that.
12:07 Look, this is, it's all musical artists
12:10 that have like, either come close or won Oscars already.
12:12 They're all coming together to make an animated movie
12:14 and there's only one, like, you know,
12:16 how many make it in?
12:17 Five, six?
12:18 And they make like four a year that are in.
12:21 - Yeah, but it'll probably be one like,
12:22 random ass foreign one that sucks that wins.
12:24 - No, not animated movies.
12:25 The animated movies are always--
12:26 - They're all their own.
12:27 - Yeah, it's always, you know what?
12:28 They might go up against, when does Inside Out 2 come out?
12:31 That would be its competition.
12:32 - Next week.
12:33 - Next week?
12:34 Oh, I'm so excited, wow.
12:35 - Is Inside Out 1 as good as they say?
12:37 - Oh my God, Tommy, what?
12:38 Yes, it is.
12:39 - I've heard it just makes you cry.
12:40 - You're emotionless.
12:41 - I don't like--
12:42 - You will love Inside Out 1.
12:44 - Cartoons, but I don't watch many
12:46 and that one got such praise that I did watch it
12:48 and it didn't do anything for me.
12:50 - You'll like it.
12:51 - This movie, I think, it reminds me of "Unfrosted."
12:56 - Yeah, fair, fair.
12:57 - It's a childish theme.
13:00 Like, no kid is like, I need a Pharrell biopic.
13:04 (laughing)
13:05 - Yeah, yeah.
13:06 - Right, so they have to cross that threshold
13:08 into the, like, is the story good enough
13:10 to transcend the star power that's bringing people in?
13:12 Like, obviously people our age are gonna come see this,
13:14 but little kids don't give a shit about, like, Timbaland.
13:17 - Well, it might just be--
13:18 - That guy who made the Hume made shoes.
13:19 - Can we get a biopic on him?
13:21 - It might be like an adult,
13:22 like I wonder if they're gonna curse and stuff.
13:23 Like, it might be an adult movie that's just in--
13:25 - But that's a bad idea.
13:27 - Yeah, no, but it might be easier
13:29 than if Pharrell wanted to do this
13:31 than having to act and to, you know,
13:32 get all these people in it.
13:33 - Is he directing it himself?
13:35 Like, who's directing it?
13:36 'Cause I'm thinking about, you know, think about--
13:37 - No one, right?
13:37 Does anyone direct a cartoon movie?
13:38 - Yeah, of course, think about Les Anderson,
13:40 Isla Robbs. - Oregon Neville is directing.
13:43 - Oh, no, no, no.
13:44 - He's apparently a famous--
13:45 - What does a director do in a cartoon movie?
13:45 - Say the name again?
13:46 - I mean, you still need a director.
13:48 - You still need a director.
13:49 - Who are they directing?
13:50 - The voice actors. - The voice actors.
13:52 - Yeah, the script. - Hit that line again.
13:53 - The movement.
13:55 - I guess the voice, yeah, I guess,
13:56 but I wouldn't call that a director.
13:58 You're, I guess, you're literally directing.
13:59 - Les Anderson literally directed an Oscar-winning
14:02 animated movie, that Isle of Dogs movie,
14:04 with Bryan Cranston as the main voice.
14:06 Scarlett Johansson, I think, is in it, too.
14:07 Yeah.
14:08 - I've never even heard of that.
14:09 - I get that they need a--
14:11 - Isle of Dogs movie.
14:11 - A movie runner, so to speak, but the,
14:14 I don't know, I think of directing,
14:15 yeah, you guys are right, it's just not,
14:17 I wouldn't think of it.
14:18 - Yeah.
14:19 - All right.
14:20 - I'm pretty plugged into the--
14:21 - It's written and produced by Pharrell.
14:22 - Written and produced?
14:23 Yeah, I mean, who else could write his life story?
14:25 The, Unfrosted, by the way.
14:28 - This--
14:29 - I'm still gonna watch it.
14:30 - Not as bad as people say.
14:30 - You never saw this?
14:31 Wow, 2018, it came out.
14:33 It's like stop motion, like, you know,
14:37 it's cartoon, but it's like claymation, I think.
14:40 - No, I didn't catch the Wes Anderson.
14:42 - It won an Oscar!
14:43 What do you want me to, it was,
14:45 everybody was talking, Bryan Cranston,
14:46 you love Bryan Cranston.
14:47 - I do love Bryan Cranston.
14:47 - Don't act like I'm stupid.
14:49 (laughing)
14:50 - Next up, we got Scott Disick,
14:52 said that before he went on his diet and shit,
14:55 he used to eat--
14:56 - Started taking weight loss drugs.
14:57 - A pack of Hawaiian rolls and 20 ginger ales a day,
15:00 citing that he didn't know ginger ale was soda.
15:02 - Yes, he had no idea ginger ale was soda,
15:05 which I think is stupid to not know that it's soda
15:08 just 'cause it has bubbles,
15:09 but I understand him thinking that, like,
15:11 maybe they're, you know, it's not the same as like a--
15:13 - I mean, seltzer has bubbles, you know?
15:14 - For sure, but it's right, and it's not the same
15:16 as like a Coca-Cola or a Dr. Pepper.
15:17 I said this in my blog, I think that, like,
15:19 he, you know, you drink ginger ale when you're sick
15:22 or hungover or on a plane, and that's pretty much it,
15:25 and my question, though, is why did he need to start
15:28 taking like an Ozempic-type drug
15:30 when maybe he just needed a nutritionist
15:32 to be like, don't eat a bag of Hawaiian rolls
15:34 and drink 20 ginger ale a day?
15:35 - Or just like a Google search.
15:36 - Yeah, a brain. - Like literally anything?
15:38 Which he was never, like, needing to go on
15:41 a weight loss drug to begin with.
15:42 Like, I don't understand, like, so many of these,
15:44 so many celebrities, like, get their hands on it,
15:46 they think, like, oh, well, just a couple weeks,
15:48 they'll lose a couple pounds, and then you get stuck
15:49 and you end up looking emaciated,
15:51 and it's like, you can't, people go too far.
15:53 Sharon Osbourne, same thing happened to her.
15:55 - Really? - Yeah.
15:56 She came out, she was like, yeah, you lose your,
15:58 you don't look great when you take Ozempic,
16:00 you look like you're dying from the inside out.
16:01 - Well, if you're like super fat and you take it at once.
16:03 - For sure, yeah, but then you still have that, like,
16:06 gaunt look to be honest. - Yeah, wait, that,
16:08 go back one. - That one on the left.
16:10 That's him currently. - I mean, that worked.
16:11 - On the right is his pre-Ozempic.
16:13 - I guess so. - That's like,
16:14 guess what I look like right now.
16:16 - That's what I mean, like, he was not,
16:18 where I'm like, get on Ozempic.
16:19 Yeah, look, he looks crazy.
16:20 (laughing)
16:21 - I don't know, I think he looks,
16:22 I feel like he looks way better.
16:24 - He looks like Christian Bale in the, whatever.
16:27 - Machinist. - Machinist, yeah, yeah.
16:28 That's literally what he looks like.
16:30 But anyway, so apparently he's just at home
16:31 eating bags of Hawaiian rolls and drinking liters
16:34 of ginger ale, and you know, all I can say
16:37 is that he's just pining after Courtney probably still,
16:39 even though she's happily married.
16:41 - She's with Travis Parker? - Yeah, they have a kid.
16:43 - Who's Scott slinging it to?
16:44 - Nobody that I know at the moment,
16:46 but it was, you know, he's always dating
16:48 a little bit younger girls, but I think they told him
16:50 it was creepy and to stop, and he hasn't really
16:52 dated since, as far as I can tell.
16:55 - What is your ginger ale?
16:57 And by that I mean, what is your food that you eat,
17:00 and you're like, this is healthy.
17:02 - Honestly, it might be ginger ale.
17:03 Like, yeah, I feel that way about ginger ale.
17:06 Food I eat that might just be healthy.
17:09 I'll justify anything, like even McDonald's.
17:12 I'll be like, well, there's lettuce on this big bag.
17:14 - There's protein. - Yeah, protein.
17:15 - There's protein. - Yeah.
17:16 - There's protein on a big bag.
17:17 - Fresh onions, oh my god, onions are good.
17:20 - Chipotle. - Chipotle?
17:22 - Chipotle, that's a good one.
17:23 - Sushi, I always think is healthier than it is.
17:25 - Definitely. - Is rice.
17:26 - I'm in the candy realm, and those Barkthins.
17:30 Barkthins, I'm like.
17:31 - Oh, Barkthins are the most addictive thing in the world.
17:33 Like, you can't-- - What is that?
17:34 I don't think I've ever-- - Do you buy a bag a day?
17:35 - Yeah, and I eat the whole fucking thing.
17:37 - Of course. - I do the Barkthins,
17:39 I do the popsicles. - The thin, chocolate.
17:41 - I do-- - Alcohol.
17:42 - I do Unreals, I'll do a bag of Unreal
17:45 peanut butter cups a night. - Oh yeah?
17:47 The Barkthins are so good, you just reminded me.
17:49 I haven't had those in a long time.
17:50 I'm gonna have to get some on the way home.
17:52 - The fact that you're not 300 pounds is annoying.
17:55 - The fact that you don't have diabetes is crazy.
17:57 Like, you eat so much sugar. - Oh my, dude, I got scared.
18:00 - Well, everything, I've changed,
18:02 mostly I eat sugar-free candy.
18:04 - Oh, okay, okay.
18:06 - What's the point?
18:07 Huh, what's the point? - It's really good.
18:08 Like, those Unreal, they're not sugar-free,
18:10 although fucking Reese's has a sugar-free
18:15 peanut butter cup out now, that's pretty good,
18:16 better than a regular one, if you ask me.
18:18 - Wait, that can't be true, there's no way that's true.
18:21 - I forget, there's a couple, oh, the sugar something,
18:26 Smart Sugars, maybe Sugar Smart, something like that.
18:29 - I don't know these. - They're like the gummies,
18:30 those are pretty good. - Yeah.
18:32 - I do a lot, the popsicles are pretty sugar-free.
18:36 I eat a lot of sugar, I eat a shitload of candy every night,
18:39 but most of it's sugar-free.
18:40 - Interesting. - But it tastes the same.
18:42 - It tastes-- - Relatively.
18:43 - It tastes similar enough, and I made that switch
18:46 'cause of fucking Gay Pat had a--
18:48 - 'Cause he's pre-diabetic. - He's pre-diabetic,
18:50 and he was like, "I eat a bag of M&M's a night,"
18:52 and I said, "I eat way more than that, dude."
18:54 - You know what I've been crushing recently?
18:55 - But I did go to the doctor recently.
18:57 - Rolos are elite. - Rolos are good.
18:59 - Rolos are great. - Hard to come by, though.
19:01 - Rolos are? - Yeah, I feel like
19:02 I can't ever really find 'em, Halloween.
19:03 - They're a good airport snack.
19:04 - Like a reason? - What's that?
19:06 - Reasons? - Assume it's some play
19:08 on reason? - No, R-I-E-S-E-N,
19:11 I believe it's called.
19:12 It's just a caramel.
19:13 It's an old man candy. - Oh, that looks amazing,
19:15 though, yeah, yeah. - And I love 'em.
19:16 - I'm a peanut M&M girl. - There's no reason
19:18 in that at all? - I'm a chocolate girl.
19:19 I do chocolates over other candy.
19:21 Are you a chocolate person?
19:23 - I do both. - You do both?
19:24 - Yeah, I'll do both in my mouth at the same time.
19:26 - Right, mm, yeah, see, I don't like that,
19:28 except I do like a cordial cherry.
19:30 - A what now? - Cordial cherry.
19:31 That's an old people thing, too.
19:33 It's like maraschino cherry or something.
19:34 - Oh, with the chocolate? - Inside, yeah,
19:35 with chocolate over it, and it's got cream inside.
19:38 - And then it drips so much goo when you take it away.
19:40 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks like cum big time.
19:43 I always get them for Christmas, in a stocking.
19:45 - Next up, survey says, that was a little family feud.
19:51 - I was gonna say. - No, I got it.
19:53 - Yeah, I got it. - 19% of employers
19:55 have had recent college graduates bring their parents
19:58 to job interviews.
19:59 Can you pull up this full graphic,
20:00 'cause the whole thing was kind of insane
20:02 of what these recent fucking Gen Z snowflakes are doing.
20:05 - Yeah, I don't understand here.
20:07 - Struggle with eye contact, 53%.
20:09 Well, everybody's got autism now.
20:10 Ask for unreasonable compensation, 50%.
20:13 All right, shoot for the stars.
20:15 Dressed inappropriately, 47%.
20:18 Used inappropriate language, 27%.
20:21 That's what, you should be, you know what I always feel weird
20:23 is if I curse at a doctor's office.
20:25 - True. - I feel like I'm not allowed
20:26 to do that, but then I think, no.
20:28 I can do that, we're both adults.
20:30 - I think it's just like a respect for society.
20:33 Like not everybody is like cursing,
20:34 like there's not a need to be cursing at the doctor's office
20:37 but especially not in a job interview.
20:38 Like to even think that, like to,
20:40 how do you venture into inappropriate language
20:43 in a job interview?
20:43 - Maybe you're just like, oh, you know, I do this shit.
20:46 - Yeah, yeah. - I think it's--
20:47 - Just get all my shit done.
20:49 Like, but I even, I don't, like I'm pretty casual
20:51 when it comes to cursing and I know better.
20:53 - I think if you do it, it depends,
20:55 there's a fine line to walk,
20:56 but I think it can be endearing
20:58 if you just do one cuss word in a--
21:01 - Yeah. - Sure, sure.
21:02 - Off-kilter area.
21:03 If you just, my fucking, fucking, fucking fuck,
21:05 that's nonsense. - Oh no, yeah.
21:06 I'm talking specifically-- - Maybe you spill
21:07 a little coffee on yourself, oh shit.
21:08 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing)
21:09 - I'm talking specifically job interview though.
21:11 Like, do you think that's, like would that be--
21:14 - You can play.
21:15 - I can't give a real answer 'cause here, like, I don't know.
21:17 - Here it's different, yeah, true, true, true fact.
21:19 - I've never lived in the real world.
21:21 - Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
21:22 I'm interested in the dressed inappropriately,
21:24 that's hilarious, of course, 'cause nobody--
21:27 - I think everyone who works in an office
21:28 dresses inappropriately.
21:30 - No, I think it's just this office, to be honest.
21:32 - No, I mean, like when you're wearing--
21:33 - 'Cause people have dress codes.
21:34 The other, like all the big banks and stuff,
21:36 like they have dress codes.
21:37 - But I think they're all dressed inappropriately.
21:39 By that I mean too casually.
21:40 - Oh, okay. - They should be
21:41 dressed even nicer?
21:42 - Yes, oh, even, they're wearing a fucking--
21:45 - They're wearing, like, pillows--
21:46 - Gore-Tex, not Gore-Tex, fucking,
21:49 some Under Armour style shirt that--
21:51 - Like a golf shirt. - Highlights all the worst
21:52 parts of their body and a fucking khakis.
21:54 - Yeah. - Yeah, they are doing that.
21:56 That's bad.
21:57 But the last thing I wanna bring
21:57 to everybody's attention, struggle with eye contact.
22:00 I feel that is a personal issue of my own
22:02 that I've been working on lately.
22:03 Because I'm not-- - You don't make eye contact?
22:05 - No, I'm really bad at making eye contact.
22:07 I didn't think I was, and I've noticed recently
22:09 that I have a hard time, like, looking people
22:10 right in the eye without, like, looking around.
22:11 I also, whenever I'm doing a video of myself,
22:13 can't look at myself, I look around.
22:15 - Really? - I never noticed it before,
22:16 and now it's, like, all I pay attention to.
22:18 - I think eye contact is-- - Try to, like--
22:21 - It can be weird.
22:22 - Yeah, I'm not a big eye contact guy.
22:24 - No, me neither.
22:25 - As we've done this show-- - Yeah.
22:27 No, it's hard, I, like, can't look at you.
22:29 - Now that we're thinking about it, too, I don't--
22:31 - It's hard, no.
22:32 - Every time I turn, I'm-- - It feels intimate.
22:33 I'm like, it's too much.
22:34 - Maybe if I'm on a date, I'm trying to rizz her up,
22:37 you know, show her these fucking emerald greens.
22:39 - That's inappropriate language.
22:41 - Yeah, yeah.
22:42 - But for the record, I don't really believe any of this.
22:45 I do not believe that one in five people
22:47 are bringing their parents to a job interview.
22:48 - I agree.
22:49 - What would ever possess you to do that?
22:51 - I mean, maybe, like, they brought them,
22:53 they, like, dropped them off.
22:54 There's no way they're sitting in the fucking room.
22:56 - There's no way.
22:57 - Hey, give me a Google on what intelligent,
22:59 is that what it is, who did the study?
23:00 - But we'll, I'll do that.
23:02 But what this is saying is that 19% of employers
23:06 that they interviewed have experienced this.
23:09 - Yeah, they did. - Oh, okay.
23:11 So that's misdirection right there to start.
23:13 - Oh. - Yeah.
23:14 - Yeah.
23:15 - Right. - Five.
23:16 - Huh? - So--
23:17 - One in five employers experiencing it
23:19 is different than 19% of fucking Gen Z or whatever--
23:22 - Of people coming through. - Okay, fair, yeah.
23:23 Because if you interview 100 people--
23:25 - So it happened to one guy at a time?
23:26 - It happens to one out of every five,
23:28 then it's like one out of every 500.
23:29 - Yeah, it's basically--
23:30 - So it's a lot for bringing a parent to an interview.
23:32 - Well, if you interviewed 100 people
23:34 and 20 people said they experienced it,
23:36 and those 20 people could have interviewed 1,000 people.
23:39 Like, it's 20% of kids or whatever,
23:42 graduates, are not bringing their parents interviews.
23:44 - I have no idea how you even get to that point
23:46 where you're like, "Mom, please,
23:48 "we come to this job interview with me."
23:49 People, maybe I'm being, like, mean or whatever,
23:52 but people rely on their parents too much.
23:54 Like, is that a crazy thing to say?
23:56 If you're-- - No wonder that--
23:57 - If you're old enough to be going to job interviews,
23:59 you're relying on your parents too much
24:00 if you think that they need to come with you
24:03 and assist you.
24:03 I understand being at home,
24:04 and maybe they help you with your first resume ever,
24:06 like, stuff like that, but would you,
24:09 that would never even cross my mind.
24:10 - No. - I didn't mind my parents
24:11 bringing me to the doctor up until maybe a few years ago.
24:14 (laughing)
24:15 Doctor can be scary, you know?
24:16 - That's tough, that's tough, that's tough.
24:17 - They brought you to the doctor?
24:19 - Like, you know, they just drive me to the appointment.
24:21 You know, if I'm having--
24:22 - But you can't drive.
24:23 - I can if it's not on the highway.
24:25 If I'm having an endoscopy, like, yeah,
24:26 I think I want 'em to-- - Well, you have to be.
24:28 - What? - You have to be picked up.
24:29 - Not in the room, but I want 'em bringing me there.
24:32 Like, you have to be picked up,
24:33 but I would also like them to bring me there.
24:35 - Oh, that, no, no.
24:37 - I'm going under, it's fucking horrifying.
24:39 - Why is, oh, I love it.
24:40 I'm like, I look forward to--
24:41 - It is cool, honestly. - I'm like, oh, yeah.
24:43 - I had a shoulder surgery.
24:44 I had my dad drop me off like a block away.
24:46 (laughing)
24:47 I don't want them to see my parents are dropping me off.
24:49 - Yeah, it's embarrassing.
24:50 - It is funny, like, when you're a kid,
24:51 like, whatever reason, the stigma of, like,
24:54 you go to the pizzeria with your parents,
24:56 and you're like, fuck, I'm gonna be seen.
24:57 It's like, bro, you're 11.
24:58 (laughing)
24:59 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have to be.
25:00 - No one's gonna see you. - You have to be
25:01 with your parents.
25:02 - It's fine that you're here.
25:03 - But it is just like a, it's like, I don't know why.
25:05 We all think that. - I don't know.
25:06 - Also, the refusing to turn on the camera
25:09 during an interview.
25:10 - I don't like that. - That's crazy.
25:10 - That pisses me off. - That's crazy.
25:12 - That's what I'm old school on.
25:13 I don't even like doing Zoom at all.
25:15 - Yeah. - But if we're doing it,
25:17 put the fucking camera on.
25:18 - If you're one-on-one, like, I understand
25:20 not putting your thing on when you are in a group.
25:22 Yeah, like a class or a group, whatever,
25:24 but like, yeah, one-on-one interview,
25:25 and it's, you might as well, all right, fine,
25:27 call me on the phone then.
25:28 - I'd rather have it be a phone call,
25:30 but if you force us to do Zoom, put your camera on.
25:33 - Right.
25:34 - Wait, you didn't, what is,
25:35 who is the website that did that study?
25:38 - Oh, so they know what they're doing.
25:40 (laughing)
25:41 - Yeah.
25:42 - Wow, okay. - This is just, that's--
25:44 - That's just that right there.
25:45 - None of those studies are ever remotely real.
25:47 - Hmm.
25:48 - They wrote a book.
25:49 They probably asked 100 employers.
25:54 - 100. - It must not be the top,
25:57 must not be like the top story on this website,
25:59 which it should be if it's true, but okay.
26:01 - And last up, we've got an Instagram model, Gracie Bond.
26:07 She's got seven million Instagram followers.
26:09 Mad that she went to Disney World
26:11 and the day was ruined by all the people
26:13 making fun of her body.
26:15 She says her big fat ass is what God gave her.
26:18 - Oh, I thought you guys were saying that she--
26:20 - I thought it was a search.
26:21 - No, no, I told you, it's, she got lipo
26:24 in her like stomach and arms, whatever,
26:26 but not her ass, so it's like--
26:28 - Oh, so the ass is real, the rest of her is fake.
26:31 - Yes. - Oh, so yeah.
26:32 - Oh. - But it looks absurd.
26:34 - They were taking that fat and putting it in her ass.
26:36 - No, no, no, no, no, she got lipo in like her stomach,
26:38 but not in her ass or legs.
26:40 - Look at that one kid getting a view.
26:41 - If you look at the video, I know,
26:43 well, the video is crazy.
26:44 The video is everybody's turning around
26:45 because it looks fake.
26:47 - But like, if you're taking a video,
26:48 you're almost like, like why is she taking a video?
26:51 - No, she is doing, she made this video literally
26:53 to like bait people. - Oh my God.
26:56 - I know.
26:57 - Yeah, these kind of videos had their run
26:59 like three years ago. - It also just looks
27:00 uncomfortable, it looks so uncomfortable
27:02 on your lower back, like oh my God.
27:02 - Like let me wear my tightest pair of pants
27:04 and walk around like and put my ass
27:06 in front of a kid's face.
27:08 - No, come on. - And see if he looks at it.
27:09 - And see if I walk with a fucking arrow through my neck.
27:11 - Yeah. - Yeah.
27:12 - Yeah. - Yeah.
27:13 - Like why is everybody looking at me?
27:14 - With all these people looking at me.
27:15 Yeah, there's an arrow in your neck.
27:17 - Yeah, no, and she, yeah, she's making
27:18 a whole thing out of it.
27:19 And so, right, I get it, but you know,
27:21 and look how you wanna look, but again,
27:23 don't run around and bait people into like looking at you
27:26 by putting these like tight ass pants on, I don't know.
27:29 - When you actually watch these types of videos too,
27:32 it's like someone taking a quick look and go,
27:34 whoa, like it's a natural reaction.
27:36 It's not people gawking. - I would stop
27:37 at my tracks. - Gawking is scary.
27:38 - If I saw this lady's big ass, I would stop at my tracks.
27:40 That's just a fact, like it's cartoonish,
27:42 you know what I'm saying?
27:43 Like it's not that, it's not like,
27:44 oh, that lady's got a big ass, don't, you know, don't look.
27:46 It's she's going for that look.
27:49 - It's like, it reminds me of the British guy
27:53 who had like the biggest dick in the world,
27:54 but he would wear bike shorts.
27:56 - Oh yeah, so you could like see the tip at the end.
27:58 (laughing)
27:59 It's like, well, what are we doing here?
27:59 - Everyone's looking at my dick, well, yeah, dude.
28:01 - 'Cause it's out. - It's fucking out.
28:02 - It's like, I see it, it's winking at me.
28:04 - Ooh, saw the oilers lady.
28:08 - Oh wow, best boobs in the world.
28:10 - Great, unreal. - I've never seen
28:11 better boobs. - Can I give a take
28:12 by the oilers lady? - Yeah, sure.
28:14 - Uh oh. - I think she sucks.
28:16 - Oh. - Explain.
28:17 - Like just like-- - You're the only person
28:18 that thinks that. - Her attitude during
28:19 the flashing makes me think that--
28:22 - What was her attitude?
28:22 I thought she just flashed.
28:24 - Yeah. - No, I think she was being--
28:24 - Her facial expression was like--
28:25 - I think she was being funny, being like, ha ha ha.
28:28 - I think-- - I just pulled my tits out.
28:30 - I think if I spent a few minutes with her,
28:32 our personalities would-- - Yeah, that might be true.
28:34 - I was ready to go with you down this road,
28:36 'cause they're great boobs.
28:38 - Yeah, you know. - Pull them up,
28:39 pull them up. - They're great
28:42 Edmonton boobs, like they're fed on Western Canada.
28:46 - Yeah, yeah. - But the,
28:49 I, if you presented a different argument,
28:51 I could have heard you on--
28:52 - Yeah, you're just saying you wouldn't get along.
28:54 (laughing)
28:55 - No, I just think she's kinda like,
28:58 go, put on some-- - No, like a bit of a goober,
29:01 maybe, like a bit of like an awkward--
29:03 - No, I think that she's being funny,
29:04 and like looking around like, I can't believe I just--
29:06 - What, Adele? - Yeah, no.
29:07 - I think her friend was probably--
29:08 - Adele is a charming little girl.
29:09 - Yeah, it was cute. - What of this video?
29:10 - I don't think that's charming.
29:11 - No, I think it's fine. - She laughed.
29:12 - I think her friend was probably like,
29:13 pull your tits out, and she's like, okay,
29:15 and then did it, and now they're laughing.
29:16 Like, that's hilarious, no.
29:17 I have nothing about that as weird.
29:18 - Yeah, what would you want her to do?
29:19 - And she just has like--
29:20 - I don't know what I would want her to do.
29:22 I don't like her vibe, I don't like her vibe.
29:24 - All right.
29:25 - John Rich, anti-tits. - I was gonna say,
29:26 I think-- - Yeah, I think--
29:27 - Not anti-tits.
29:27 - Wow. - Best thing that's ever
29:30 been said in the world.
29:31 (laughing)
29:31 - You know that hot chick with the great rack?
29:34 I don't know, I feel like she's a little goofy.
29:35 (laughing)
29:36 - She's a little bit too, she's a little bit too goofy.
29:39 - I don't, I think you're misreading the movie.
29:40 - But like, that's, if you're flashing at a game,
29:42 you've gotta have a goofy, fun mood to it.
29:45 - Yeah, and imagine her--
29:46 - You're not like, you're not a stripper
29:47 like doing like a stone face.
29:49 - Yeah, yeah, imagine her too, like she, you know,
29:51 she's probably got a Canadian accent,
29:53 like she's like funny, I don't know.
29:55 - We still haven't found her, right?
29:56 - Maybe it's a Canadian story.
29:58 - Like I feel like people are like,
29:59 she's still, nobody's found who she is or anything.
30:01 - What, that's crazy.
30:02 - Has she hit the, she's a government psy-op thing?
30:05 - Right, right, no, definitely not.
30:07 - All right, then last up, after show,
30:10 Barstool Field Day, you can go watch it now,
30:12 Rumble YouTube, we're all in it on different teams.
30:16 Kelly, you got egg on your face?
30:17 - I got egg on my face, big time, harder than I ever have.
30:20 - That was, that was a true blue gasp.
30:25 - It was crazy, the reactions are so funny,
30:27 like I was talking to Kevin about it yesterday,
30:29 Meek Phil's reaction is as if I,
30:30 someone really shot me in the face,
30:32 like he is so shocked and appalled,
30:35 like he can't even believe that it happened,
30:37 like it's hilarious.
30:39 - I was right in the kitchen for it, it was--
30:41 - Yeah, you were.
30:42 - I mean, so it hit your hands, so that's nice
30:45 that it didn't explode on your face.
30:46 - Yeah, so I went to go catch it,
30:49 and I had long nails at the time,
30:52 and my nail caught it, and if you are watching,
30:54 I watched the whole thing, and earlier in the video,
30:56 Ken Jack had just got the one that I had thrown to him,
30:59 and Clemmer looked at it, and he was like,
31:00 it's good, but barely, so it must have been like cracking,
31:03 and then when he threw it, I went to go catch it,
31:06 and my nail caught on it, broke it,
31:08 and then it just broke all over my head.
31:10 - Which is, I mean, that's the best way you walk.
31:11 - I was looking at it, the sun was in my eyes,
31:12 like I'm playing about the sun a thousand times,
31:14 and my sunglasses kept falling off, whole thing,
31:16 but yeah, not great, not great.
31:18 Worst case scenario, certainly.
31:20 (laughing)
31:21 Uh-huh, I had to wash my hair.
31:22 - Your team was atrocious.
31:24 - No, we were so bad, I had to wash my hair twice.
31:25 - You, Ken Jack, Hubs, and Dana?
31:27 - Yeah, but we started off okay,
31:28 like our three-legged race was good,
31:30 our tea, not tea, our egg on the spoon,
31:33 I kept saying it was like running with a cup of tea,
31:35 would have been better, Hubs was slow on that,
31:36 I was so bad at the sack race,
31:38 I don't think I've, like thinking back,
31:40 have I ever done a sack race in my life,
31:42 'cause it doesn't look like I have,
31:43 like it was just, it was really hard.
31:45 I couldn't, I like couldn't do it.
31:47 I was really slow, like comically slow.
31:49 - As an adult?
31:50 - Where do we stand on that one?
31:52 (yelling)
31:54 - Oh my God, Billy just dragged me right, careful!
31:58 - Illegal, illegal, illegal!
31:59 - We won!
32:00 - Hey!
32:01 - That's not a wheelbarrow!
32:03 - That is allowed!
32:04 He dragged it, that's fine!
32:05 - Yes!
32:06 - Yes!
32:07 - He dragged it!
32:07 - He said that!
32:08 - We did!
32:09 - He said it's allowed.
32:10 - He said it.
32:11 - He never let go of the angle!
32:12 - Not a wheelbarrow, that's not a rule!
32:12 - He never let go of the angle!
32:13 - He crossed the first line first!
32:16 - We crossed first!
32:17 - It's a backwards wheelbarrow!
32:18 - Yes, yes, yes!
32:21 (clapping)
32:22 - Let's go!
32:22 - This is an absolute witch hunt, this guy is horrendous!
32:25 - Let's go!
32:25 - That one feels like a bit of a screw job.
32:28 - Yes, the drag, the drag was the move!
32:30 - Legal?
32:31 - No, I still think--
32:32 - Thumbs up?
32:33 - I still think that was crazy.
32:34 I think it was crazy.
32:34 I stand by my original when I said like this--
32:36 - Billy, we're talking about Billy lifting Robbie.
32:38 - The wheel, I didn't lift him!
32:39 He just fucking dragged him, whatever.
32:41 - He dragged him like--
32:42 - Why is that not legal?
32:44 - It's just not in the spirit of a wheelbarrow.
32:46 - Yeah.
32:47 - Look, if, I also would like to see
32:51 if we can get a slow-mo replay.
32:53 'Cause Robbie made this argument, he said,
32:56 whether it's the tip of the horse,
32:59 or the ass, whatever the fuck he said, I don't know.
33:01 But did my head cross first?
33:04 'Cause his head was backwards.
33:06 - Ooh, that's a fair point.
33:09 - I mean, Billy for sure--
33:10 - I think my head crossed first!
33:11 - I think so too.
33:13 - Doesn't, you know what?
33:14 Doesn't matter.
33:14 - Yeah, doesn't matter.
33:16 He's also dragging him through like half the field.
33:17 - Yeah, my head crosses first.
33:19 - He can't just start--
33:20 - That's a late run, I make a late run,
33:21 my head crosses first.
33:22 - It's also not like Robbie was backpedaling,
33:24 like he was just being dragged on the ground.
33:27 So it's like, that's just Billy dragging a body across the--
33:28 - Billy did before in our strategy for that,
33:31 Billy was like, I might just pick you up,
33:32 and like run with you.
33:33 - Oh, that was strategy?
33:34 - Yeah.
33:35 - Okay, that's more impressive then.
33:36 I thought that was panic.
33:37 - He was like, I might just pick you up,
33:38 and just like, you know, torpedo you around.
33:41 - Okay, if--
33:42 - That would be funny.
33:43 - I'm more accepting of it if that was discussed before.
33:45 - It was pre-discussed.
33:46 I don't think specifically the drag,
33:48 but Billy doing something like that was--
33:50 - Yeah, yeah.
33:51 - In the cards.
33:52 - No, field day was fun, besides the egg on my face.
33:55 - Also Billy with the Harrison Butker.
33:57 - Oh yeah, when Billy said,
33:59 oh which I haven't forgotten by the way, where is he?
34:01 He said, when it was Marty's team with all the guys
34:04 against our team, me being the only girl,
34:07 he was like, you can't lose to a team,
34:09 you're the only team without a girl you can't lose.
34:11 And I was like, what the fuck?
34:13 And then he promised me 70% of his winnings.
34:16 And I am gonna collect.
34:18 - We got it.
34:19 - Nice 300 bucks comes to play.
34:21 - I don't care, it's the first--
34:22 - We got it on our last paycheck, it was 270.
34:24 - Yeah.
34:25 - No way.
34:25 (laughing)
34:27 - Per person?
34:28 - Dude, that field day was--
34:29 - But he owes me a sandwich,
34:30 he owes me a sandwich at the very least.
34:32 - If you didn't win, if you won one of the teams
34:35 that didn't win, which is most people,
34:37 you came out of field day down money.
34:39 - Yeah.
34:39 - It cost me a lot of money to go to work that day.
34:40 - Yeah, it did, me too, me too.
34:42 I had to take a car there.
34:44 I don't know how to--
34:45 - I think it was 200 bucks, round trip on the Ubers.
34:47 - You're probably expensive, maybe.
34:48 - What is that shot of your face, John?
34:51 Obviously.
34:51 - Yeah, that was you.
34:52 (laughing)
34:53 - You're unsure if that's you?
34:55 (laughing)
34:57 - It couldn't possibly be more you.
35:01 I can see inside of you from there.
35:03 - Yeah.
35:05 - I saw Nick Hamilton also tweeted a picture
35:09 of just a couple of field day things,
35:12 and I see why our team was not great at the Togglepore.
35:17 Everyone just had their legs locked.
35:19 - In your team?
35:21 - Yeah.
35:22 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:23 - That's not how you do tug.
35:24 - You were maintaining, not pulling.
35:25 - Yeah, it was.
35:26 (laughing)
35:27 - Glennie doesn't look like he's doing a whole lot there.
35:29 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:31 - After the Togglepore--
35:32 - She is putting her whole world into it.
35:33 I watched her do it, I watched her do that.
35:35 - Bibs too, honestly.
35:36 Glennie I can't speak for.
35:37 I didn't watch.
35:38 I didn't watch him closely.
35:40 But they're all fine.
35:41 - But field day was fun.
35:42 We got another one coming up tomorrow.
35:43 Not field day, but similar thing.
35:44 I don't know if we talked about stuff.
35:46 - Oh yeah, we let it--
35:46 - I think we--
35:47 - Laser tag.
35:48 - Horrible job promoting things,
35:49 so we're doing laser tag.
35:51 - Playing tomorrow.
35:52 - Not exactly top secret information.
35:54 - No.
35:55 That'll be fun though.
35:56 Are any of us on the same team?
35:57 No.
35:58 - No.
35:59 - We're all on different teams.
36:00 - I had said, when you think of laser tag,
36:01 what's the first thing you think of?
36:02 - Qsar, pizza.
36:04 - Qsar, what's that?
36:05 - That's what it was called on Long Island.
36:07 - Oh yeah, yeah.
36:07 - Pizza, birthday party.
36:10 - Birthday parties, laser tag, birthday party.
36:12 And also that the vest is heavy.
36:14 - I think of POD.
36:16 - What is POD?
36:17 You said that before and I didn't know.
36:18 I pretended to know.
36:19 - The song,
36:21 ♪ We are, we are ♪
36:23 ♪ Youth of the nation ♪
36:25 That song was always playing at laser game.
36:28 - Oh no, we always had weird alien sound.
36:31 - Yarr, if I can dance.
36:31 - Oh really?
36:32 - I was just like that too.
36:33 It was like pew, pew.
36:34 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:35 - Men in black vibes.
36:36 Men in black also was big when laser tag birthdays were.
36:38 - The men in black ride at Universal.
36:40 - Yeah.
36:41 - A lot of fun.
36:42 - Fun, fun ride.
36:43 - Yeah.
36:44 - Pictures are funny.
36:45 - All right, yeah, is there anything else
36:45 you want to chew on?
36:46 Anything else you want to gnaw on?
36:48 - I don't know, do you?
36:49 Seems like maybe.
36:50 - No, I got nothing.
36:50 - Oh, okay.
36:51 No, I don't think I saw either.
36:53 - All right, that's our end of.
36:54 (whooshing)
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