These "Bad Boys" moments are guaranteed to have you laughing your butt off...in slo mo, of course. Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the most side-splitting sequences in the “Bad Boys” film franchise – so far.
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00:00 "I'm a bad boy. Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do?"
00:07 Welcome to WatchMojo and today we're counting down our picks for the most side-splitting
00:13 sequences in the Bad Boys film franchise so far. "You ever make love to a man? You want to?"
00:20 Number 10. Touching the hematoma, Bad Boys for Life. When Mike and Marcus chase Zwayne Lowe
00:27 into Overtown, things go from fast-paced action to gut-busting hilarity. The laughs begin during
00:33 the exhilarating chase when Marcus tries telling Mike that he's given up violence. "I told the
00:38 Lord that if you made it through that I would make no more violence." "Well, he definitely knew you
00:44 was bullshitting with that. Violence is what we do." Of course, that doesn't sit well with Mike,
00:49 who eventually takes a shot at Zwayne Lowe's motorbike, knocking him down. When the two
00:54 approach their target, they are repulsed by a grotesque hematoma on his head. "Oh, look at that,
01:00 damn!" Marcus first looks to be holding back his lunch, but quickly sticks his finger out
01:06 wanting to give it a fill. "Stop it, stop it. What the hell is wrong with you? Just leave it alone.
01:11 Yo, leave it alone. Leave it alone. Ahhhh!" One touch wasn't enough, though, as the bad boy goes
01:17 in for another poke. "Just leave it alone. One more time." Turns out Marcus's squeamishness
01:23 is no match for his curiosity. Number nine, no next bad boys. After all their explosive adventures
01:30 and with Fouché dead, an exhausted and injured Marcus is ready to go home. And hey, we don't
01:36 blame him. So when Julie asks the boys what's next, Marcus makes it clear there won't be no next.
01:43 "So what's next?" "Nah, no. See, ain't gonna be no next. Well, Marcus, Marcus, come on, man."
01:55 He promptly slaps some handcuffs on Mike and Julie and exits to get some quality time with his wife.
02:02 "I've been beat three times since we've been out here. I'm cool, man. I don't need no help. Please,
02:07 back up." As he limps away, Mike and Julie are left calling out for the keys to the cuffs,
02:11 making things even more amusing as Marcus is muttering about all the abuse he's endured.
02:16 Did we mention Inner Circle's "Bad Boys" song begins to play during this conclusion?
02:30 It's a fitting end that's full of laughs. "My man. Oh, sorry, sorry. My man, can you let me
02:35 out of here?" Number eight, Marcus and Julie at Mike's apartment. Bad boys. In the first bad boys
02:41 outing, Martin Lawrence's Marcus Burnett is forced to impersonate his partner Mike Lowry in order to
02:46 gain the trust of Julie Mott, the witness. "Hello? It's Mike Lowry." "He doesn't talk that way. Talk
02:54 like him, like him. Try to talk sexy." The situation and hilarity quickly escalates when he takes Julie
03:01 to Mike's apartment. It's here that his lies become comically obvious. "Have fun." "It's not like that."
03:09 "Sure, sure." "It's not like that." For one, he doesn't know where anything is. "Welcome to Casa Del
03:17 Lowry. This is kind of... I'm always moving my switches. See, I'm always decorating, so sometimes
03:26 I just don't know where shit is. Damn!" Plus, he must somehow explain why there are pictures of the
03:32 real Mike all over his place. "Hey Mike, who's the guy in all the photographs?" "Oh, you know, sometimes
03:40 I don't even look at my shelf and I forgot all the pictures was here. That's my partner. Yeah,
03:45 that's my partner Marcus Burnett." "Oh, I've never seen anything like this before." "Well, I can see
03:52 how it may throw you a little bit. Well, you know what? It's a cop thing." It's one of the funniest
03:57 moments in the film and it's played with impeccable comedic timing, especially by Lawrence.
04:02 Plenty of films have used miscommunication for laughs, but not many do it as well as Bad Boys.
04:08 Number 7. Fly Together, Die Together, Bad Boys for Life. As we'll see a few times on this list,
04:14 some of the funniest moments in the franchise come from ordinary people reacting to Marcus
04:19 and Mike's aggressive absurdity. This was the case when the duo took part in a not-so-quiet
04:24 discussion aboard a commercial airplane. "She'll make your eyes melt into your stupid ass head.
04:29 She'll make your dick fall off. I meant penis. You should be minding your own business anyway."
04:37 Their back-and-forth banter about the details of their mission is met with shocked reactions,
04:42 as is Marcus's declaration that "We fly together, we die together." "What?" It's all very comical
04:50 with the passengers hilariously caught in between their conversation. "I'm gonna put them in a
04:56 bag. You mind if we switch seats?" "Yeah, please." The sequence also serves as a testament to how
05:02 well Smith and Lawrence play off each other in personal moments, a true key to the series'
05:07 success. Number 6. The More, Bad Boys 2. "I smell dead people." When Mike and Marcus find
05:13 themselves surrounded by corpses in a morgue autopsy room, they become increasingly uncomfortable,
05:18 taking their focus away from the task at hand. "Damn!" "Stop it. Do not do that tonight."
05:23 "You don't smell that?" "Oh yeah, I smell it." "It stinks." "Stop." From Marcus breaking out
05:28 the Pepto to Mike over-explaining the embalming process, there are plenty of gags at hand.
05:33 "What they do, they stick a tube down your throat and they just suck out all the gunk and bile.
05:38 Because what happens is your body will get gaseous and you'll decompose and they don't want that
05:42 shit to happen before your family sees it." "Mike, I really don't need to know that right now."
05:46 When Marcus goes to check one of the bodies, though, the dead guy's top pops off. Literally.
05:52 "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!"
05:56 Making matters worse, when Mike finds what he's been looking for, a bag of narcotics and a corpse,
06:02 Marcus inadvertently ingests a couple of pills when they fall into a glass he uses to drink
06:07 water from. It's just one outrageous situation after another with these two.
06:11 And what can we say? We love it. "Supple leather, you know. You ever rub your leather?"
06:19 Number 5. Shooting Hoops - Bad Boys Will Smith and Martin Lawrence aren't the
06:24 only ones who get to flex their comedic muscles in the Bad Boys films. Joe Pantoliano as Captain
06:30 Conrad Howard is known for his uproariously intense outbursts in the films. "I told you to secure a
06:36 witness, not to shoot up a neighborhood, not to do another dead body!" And while there are many
06:42 great moments to choose from, it's his attempt at shooting hoops in the original film that takes
06:46 the cake. "Going, going. Yes! Little off!" "I haven't killed anybody yet today, Captain."
06:54 "Hey, do you want me to yell at you? Because I can do that." Tearing into Marcus and Mike,
06:58 the good captain with a cigar in his mouth no less, manages to hit everything but the neck.
07:04 "I was like getting them all in before you showed up." "Can somebody talk to me please?"
07:10 Pantoliano's knack for physical comedy is on full display here, and it's just one of the
07:15 reasons why the no-nonsense character is a certified favorite among fans of the franchise.
07:19 Number 4. Bad Cop Routine - Bad Boys
07:28 During an interrogation in the first film, Mike goes a little too far with his bad cop routine.
07:41 You see, while questioning an informant named Jojo, Mike dishes out some serious threats,
07:46 making it clear that he has no problem getting Trigger happy. "Do you want something? I'll
07:51 bust your ass too! So sad. You on your own, Jojo." "What's up, Jo?" Marcus plays along in hilarious
08:01 fashion, getting driven up the wall in the process. Worried about brain fragments getting
08:05 in his clothes, among other things, he's constantly interjecting. "Tell him something, Jo!"
08:11 Marcus's unease paired with Mike's blunt intensity leads to Jojo's squirms increasing to the point
08:17 where he eventually spills the goods. "You got a rich mom and daddy who live out in Coconut Grove."
08:20 "We're talking, Jojo! I don't want you to get it." "I'll tell you where he's at."
08:24 You can't argue with the results. "You made me think you were going to shoot me for a minute.
08:31 I was." Number three, Liquor Store, Bad Boys. "This has not been a good day. Damn right."
08:41 When Marcus, Mike, and their witness Julie discuss a drug deal gone wrong in a liquor store,
08:45 the store clerk overhears and begins to mistake them for criminals. "It's entirely too much
08:50 heroin and too much ether for just nobody to know nothing." "What is he talking about?"
08:53 "Well, you know the barrels of ether that blew up on the ice cream truck? They were going to use
08:58 that to process the heroin." It's made worse as Marcus and Mike go into detail about the shocking
09:04 crime. So, after spotting their guns, the clerk decides to pull his own to stop what he perceives
09:10 to be a robbery about to happen. "Freeze, mother f------!" The back and forth between the three men
09:17 is really funny stuff, as the clerk's threats also take on double meaning. "I blow you,
09:23 then I blow you! Blow me f---ing now!" It all culminates with Mike and Marcus having enough
09:29 and drawing their own guns. Their demands? Why, that would be a "And give me a pack of tropical
09:35 fruit Bubblicious and some Skittles." Number two, TMI at the Video Store, Bad Boys 2. It's yet
09:43 another hilarious instance of ordinary people getting the wrong idea about what's going on.
09:48 This time, Mike and Marcus talk about some personal issues behind closed doors at a video
09:53 store. However, unbeknownst to them, they are being recorded by a camera that,
09:59 yep, you guessed it, is being broadcast all across the shop. "My ass still hurts
10:04 from what you did to it the other night. Oh my lord." "Hey, it got rough." The customers give
10:12 shocked and repulsed reactions as Marcus goes into TMI territory very quickly. "Try taking Viagra,
10:19 you know, pop one, pop two, eating them like Skittles." "That poor man is pouring out his
10:26 heart." Mike doesn't help matters with his responses, leading everyone listening in to
10:31 rush to sharp judgment. "That's a real problem for me. I just figured I could talk to you."
10:36 "Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah, we're partners." It all adds up to a wonderfully comedic twist on
10:42 an otherwise touching moment between these partners and friends.
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11:02 Number 1. Interrogating Reggie - Bad Boys 2
11:08 Just imagine you are a teenage boy meeting your girlfriend's father for the first time.
11:13 Now imagine that her father is a police detective. To say you'd be nervous would be an
11:17 understatement. Well, in this hilarious scene, poor Reggie comes knocking on Marcus' door to
11:23 take out his daughter. "Hi Mr. Burnett, I'm Reggie." "What you doing here?" "I came to take
11:27 out Megan." "What?" "I came to take out Megan." "How old are you?" What follows is the funniest
11:33 interrogation of a boyfriend ever, as both Marcus and Mike do all they can to intimidate
11:38 the clearly frightened young man. "This is Mike." "Can you fight?" "Yeah." "You can fight?" "Mhm."
11:43 "Oh, you move on the f***ing cane. Fight? Look at you." "Mike, Mike." Heck, they even pull a gun on
11:48 him. "I just got out of jail and I ain't going back." It's a masterclass in comedy from Smith
11:53 and Lawrence, but also Dennis Green who plays Reggie. "Now listen, have my daughter home at
11:58 10-01. If she ain't home at 10-01, I'm in the car, okay? Lock, loaded." How he was able to stay
12:04 hilariously stone-faced throughout is beyond us. "You ever make love to a man?" "No." "You want to?"
12:10 "No sir." What moment from the Bad Boys films had you dying from laughter? Share the comedy
12:16 gold in the comments down below. "Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when
12:23 we come for you? Snacks, maca-naca snacks, no snacking." "No, no, we not doing that." Did you
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