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00:00 Hi, I'm Jack. This was me in 2013, a closeted mummy's boy with a newly dead dad and a crab home.
00:05 So when I got into uni, it was a big deal.
00:08 Welcome to the best three years of your life, and that's just for your mum.
00:10 And that's where I met Dami.
00:12 He looks like a take-me-out contestant.
00:14 Little bit of barbeque mix.
00:15 I keep my light on for him.
00:17 And this lot.
00:18 So what's your type, Jackie?
00:19 Like what? Girls. I don't really have one.
00:22 I'll say that sometimes.
00:23 Don't steal tampons.
00:25 You never know who might pop round.
00:26 You need to lose your virginity soon.
00:27 Lose it with your driving instructor.
00:28 Gays can't drive. We were born to be driven.
00:32 Well, that's what I tell my mum on her perjury.
00:33 [WHOOSH]