In this game-ified version of speed dating, the "We're Here" stars ask each other about their preferences in a partner. See Sasha Velour, Jaida Essence Hall, Priyanka & Latrice Royale interview each other one at a time with juicy first date questions that'll determine their compatibility. Are they a good match for each other? Take a look!
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00:00 - This date is over as far as I'm concerned.
00:02 (all cheering)
00:03 - What happened, Nick?
00:04 - I've never met a more aggressive bottom in my life.
00:06 (upbeat music)
00:09 - This is the cast of "We're Here."
00:12 You are about to speed date each other.
00:15 You will all take turns
00:16 asking each other first date questions.
00:19 At the end, you will choose who you'd most like to go
00:22 on a second date with.
00:23 - Ooh.
00:23 - Ooh.
00:24 - Ooh.
00:25 - Ooh.
00:26 - Okay, okay.
00:27 - Okay.
00:28 - A competition.
00:29 - Astrological sign you wouldn't date.
00:32 I don't wanna be this person.
00:34 And I feel like I'm saying this out loud,
00:36 but it's a Capricorn.
00:38 - Ooh.
00:39 - Can't do a Capricorn.
00:40 - No.
00:41 - I can't do Gemini.
00:42 - Really?
00:43 - Okay, you're not a Gemini.
00:45 - Okay.
00:46 - I'm a Sagittarius.
00:47 - Oh, okay.
00:47 - Yeah, what sign are you?
00:48 - I'm a Aquarius.
00:49 - Yeah, I thought you were gonna say Capricorn.
00:50 - No, no, no.
00:51 - You're not a Gemini.
00:52 - Most iconic drag race one-liner.
00:55 - Oh.
00:55 - Ooh.
00:57 Get those nuts away from my face.
00:58 (all laughing)
01:01 - How about we do one more?
01:04 - Yeah, let's do it again.
01:05 - Yes, okay.
01:05 This is a fun date.
01:07 How soon is too soon to go on a vacation?
01:10 I don't say that there is a point that's too soon
01:13 as long as everybody's paying for they motherfucking selves.
01:15 - Oh.
01:16 - Oh.
01:18 - We can go and have a great vacation,
01:19 and you piss me off,
01:20 you can go to your own room and figure it out,
01:21 but if we're spending our own money,
01:23 I'm not worried.
01:24 - Yeah.
01:25 - Okay.
01:26 - What about you?
01:27 - That's an interesting concept.
01:28 - I'm not that way.
01:29 Too soon would be like two weeks.
01:31 Like, if I came over for dinner,
01:34 what would you cook for me?
01:35 Can you cook, first of all?
01:36 (all laughing)
01:39 - I could cook.
01:40 I don't really like to cook, but I can cook.
01:43 I feel like if you came over, though,
01:45 I would make you something like lasagna.
01:49 Something that's layered, as layered as you are.
01:51 - Oh.
01:52 - Something beautiful.
01:53 - Oh, they're flirting, they're flirting.
01:54 - And I would probably put a little garnish on the side.
01:55 And I think what the meal is
01:56 is not important as much as how I make you feel.
01:59 - The love, the presentation.
02:00 - Yeah, the presentation.
02:01 - They're in love.
02:03 - The right day.
02:03 - But it's gonna need to taste good.
02:04 (all laughing)
02:05 - It will pay you a little bit.
02:06 - Hey, I'm definitely judging you.
02:07 - It's a lean cuisine lasagna.
02:08 - Wow.
02:09 - I'm definitely judging you.
02:10 - That's someone whose food tastes bad.
02:12 - Okay, so that's off the table, no food?
02:15 - No, if you can't cook,
02:17 you better order something and take credit for it.
02:18 I don't wanna like,
02:19 just to like walk out the first day and hurt your feelings.
02:23 I mean, I like to eat.
02:24 - What would I cook for you?
02:25 I could do a surf and turf.
02:27 I mean, if you are into steak and lobster.
02:30 - Mm-hmm.
02:31 (all laughing)
02:32 - Am I talking in your language?
02:34 Oh yeah, I got you.
02:35 (all laughing)
02:38 - My lady's class.
02:41 (all laughing)
02:44 Oh my God, yes, for real.
02:48 - I got you, and I can cook.
02:49 - Most surprising thing that turned you on.
02:52 - Oh my God, I don't wanna say that.
02:53 (all laughing)
02:56 - You know what I find really hot?
03:01 Like muscular men.
03:03 - Yes.
03:04 - In like thigh-high boots.
03:08 (all laughing)
03:10 - Wow.
03:11 - And a harness.
03:11 - Okay, that is funny.
03:13 - Oh, with like a chunky heel?
03:15 - No, like a spike, thigh-high boot.
03:17 - Okay, spiky.
03:18 - Sexy, with a leather harness.
03:21 - Thong or jock?
03:23 - It needs to be like, kind of a thong-ish.
03:27 I want ass out.
03:27 - That's funny, I own a thong.
03:31 I also have boots and a harness, but no muscles.
03:34 (all laughing)
03:37 - You're more than qualified.
03:40 - I'm gonna drag King Muscle top.
03:41 - There you go.
03:42 - What is the quickest way to get a second date with me?
03:46 - Put out on the first.
03:47 (all laughing)
03:49 - The quickest way to get a second date with me
03:51 is just by the way you look at me, baby.
03:54 It's when you look at me, it's like,
03:56 you picture me like--
03:56 - Looked away.
03:57 - You know, it's like you got this--
03:58 - I will never be more uncomfortable in this life.
04:01 - Canadian bacon, and you looking at me like, ooh.
04:03 - I do like Canadian bacon.
04:05 (all laughing)
04:05 - You're looking at me like, ooh, I love Priyanka,
04:08 because she got a little bit of that tikka masala on her,
04:11 honey, I love her.
04:12 You like Indian food, baby?
04:14 - Yeah, 'cause you eat it with your hands, right?
04:16 - Yeah.
04:17 - Ooh.
04:18 - Okay.
04:18 - What would you do if you were a lesbian?
04:19 Mugler, Moschino, or, what's it, Margiela?
04:24 - Do the fuck Mary Kildare.
04:25 - I would fuck Mugler, 'cause it's giving what?
04:28 - It's sex.
04:29 - It's sex.
04:30 - It is sex.
04:31 - Swing, like, blindfolded,
04:33 throwing me down a flight of stairs, slumming, you know?
04:36 - And you know it could never be faithful.
04:37 - Exactly.
04:38 - Because everyone's got one.
04:39 (all laughing)
04:42 - I would marry Moschino,
04:47 because, like, fun, fluffy, like, relatable,
04:50 yet camp, yet wouldn't cheat on you,
04:53 it's giving, like, desperate housewives energy.
04:55 - Okay.
04:56 - I love that show.
04:57 And I would kill Margiela, Margiela, I would.
05:00 'Cause I have to, I had no choice.
05:01 How about you, Fakie?
05:02 - I am going to fuck Mugler.
05:06 - Yeah.
05:07 - Just as I thought.
05:08 - See, now I'm, mm, I'm tossed up.
05:11 - You are, you better toss out salad, baby.
05:14 (Fakie laughing)
05:16 - This date is over as far as I'm concerned.
05:18 (all cheering)
05:19 - What happened to you?
05:20 - I have never met a more aggressive bottom in my life.
05:23 - No, I'm like, just like, do whatever you want.
05:25 I'll have some fun.
05:27 - Yeah?
05:28 - Yeah, like I--
05:28 - You're easy going.
05:29 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:30 - Are you limber?
05:31 - I'm specific in my art, but in bed.
05:32 - Are you limber?
05:33 - Yes.
05:34 - Yeah?
05:35 - Well, this is turning around, okay.
05:36 (all laughing)
05:38 I'm back in now.
05:38 - How did this second date?
05:40 - Okay, next question.
05:41 Dating in drag?
05:42 - No.
05:43 - Yes or no?
05:44 - Would I date in drag?
05:45 - Yes.
05:47 - No, but I would date you in drag.
05:48 - Out of drag?
05:49 - Well, in drag or out of drag.
05:50 - Okay.
05:51 - 'Cause you're pretty either which way.
05:52 - That's sweet.
05:53 - I would take you in public, for sure.
05:54 - Yes.
05:55 - Yeah.
05:56 - That's nice of you.
05:57 - That was nice of you.
05:57 - That's nice.
05:58 - That was so sweet of you.
05:59 - I have--
06:00 - Are you gonna date?
06:01 - Yeah, I would date you in it or out of it.
06:02 - There's a bunch of movies either which way I get.
06:02 - Oh yeah.
06:03 - Everywhere.
06:04 - Last question for me.
06:05 - Last question.
06:06 - Okay.
06:07 - Overpacker, just enough, or underpacker?
06:09 - Overpacker.
06:09 - For sure.
06:10 - You gotta be prepared for everything.
06:11 - You have any options?
06:12 - Very much so.
06:13 - And I want you to not just feel too like,
06:15 "Oh, we got it, we're fine."
06:16 'Cause you know we're gonna show up to the hotel together,
06:18 and then we're gonna empty the suitcases,
06:20 and then you're gonna forget something,
06:21 then we're gonna fight.
06:21 And you know I don't like when I fight with my baby.
06:24 - Yeah.
06:25 - This hoe.
06:26 - It's giving red flags.
06:27 - Bonjour.
06:27 - See?
06:30 - Ooh.
06:30 - They match each other's energy.
06:31 - What a day.
06:32 - Right away.
06:33 - Okay, the question.
06:34 Top bunk, bottom bunk, wink wink.
06:37 - I like the bottom bunk
06:40 because I like the idea of the thrill of,
06:42 what if the top bed just falls on top of me?
06:45 (laughing)
06:47 What will happen?
06:49 Will I die?
06:49 How about you?
06:52 - In my younger days, I was all about scaling the heights,
06:57 and being on that top bunk.
06:58 But I discovered a coziness.
07:00 - Did you?
07:01 - The warmth to the bottom bunk.
07:02 - Yes!
07:03 - In my recent years, that I just like,
07:05 that's my preference now.
07:07 - Sometimes the bottom bunk is a type of fit to sleep in.
07:10 - Oh yes.
07:10 - I didn't know that.
07:11 - You know, I could sleep on either bunk, to be honest.
07:15 I don't really care, but I do like being on a top bunk too.
07:18 - I'm gagged.
07:19 - Oh, for sure.
07:20 - The top bunk.
07:21 - I'm the top bunk.
07:22 But you know what though?
07:23 I'm trying to learn.
07:25 - Yes.
07:25 - To see what all the heights are about.
07:27 - Yes.
07:28 - That's good.
07:29 - We're talking about bunk--
07:30 - Oh sorry, bunk beds, sorry.
07:31 - Are you asleep?
07:32 - Sorry, bunk beds.
07:32 - Oh my god, but this is my--
07:34 - This is about bunk stuff?
07:36 (laughing)
07:38 - Would you or have you joined the Mile High Club?
07:41 - I have not, but I gladly would.
07:46 Although, I just don't really see how two people
07:50 can fit into a bathroom in an airplane.
07:54 - I've never.
07:55 It seems like a straight people thing.
07:56 - Ooh, maybe with a pilot?
07:57 (gasps)
07:58 - In a cockpit.
07:59 - In a cock!
08:00 - That's the place to do it.
08:01 You know they have autopilot.
08:02 - I feel like the world is still at a very weird place
08:05 that if two men went into the bathroom,
08:07 as opposed to a man and a woman,
08:08 people would definitely be questioning and making a rile.
08:13 But I wanna be in a Mile High Club.
08:14 - Good thing when I travel, I'm just fully covered
08:16 so no one can tell what the hell I am.
08:17 (laughing)
08:18 - Yeah, giving turbulence.
08:19 - They're like, I think a goblin and a man
08:21 just went into the bathroom.
08:22 (laughing)
08:24 What's my red flag?
08:25 - People who are not compassionate.
08:28 - Yes, that's true.
08:29 - You always have a good way of seeing at all sides,
08:33 even though you might not agree with it.
08:35 You do try to see 360.
08:37 When I'm calling you to talk shit about somebody,
08:39 you're always like, well now wait a minute, bitch.
08:41 And then we go through the 360 loop
08:43 and then all of a sudden I'm wrong, and I'm the bitch.
08:45 - That's never the case.
08:47 If you can't see someone else's perspective,
08:50 you're not gonna be able to solve any problem.
08:53 - Okay, what's my red flag?
08:54 (laughing)
08:56 - Like a super fake person.
09:00 - Yeah, I love a spectacle, I love a show.
09:03 But when it's all the time, it gets confusing
09:06 'cause I'm like, who are you actually?
09:08 But I do find that since starting drag,
09:12 it's been easier to be the bigger version,
09:15 like the more obnoxious, fun version of yourself,
09:17 and then you have a layer under you
09:19 when you're out of drag,
09:19 and it's easy to touch base with yourself.
09:22 But for people that don't have drag, I feel for you.
09:25 - Yeah.
09:26 - Start drag, your life will be safe.
09:28 - You'll stop annoying your friends.
09:30 - Yes, exactly, this was a lovely date.
09:32 - This was lovely, thank you.
09:34 - Wow, I hope you take me home, baby.
09:36 Every now and then on the trouble areas.
09:38 (laughing)
09:40 Would you trust me to take the ox while on the road?
09:44 - Absolutely, literally, when y'all see the show,
09:48 like you helped me out with figuring out music for Malika,
09:50 and it was an absolutely amazing song choice.
09:53 I feel like your music choice is wide,
09:56 there's a lot of different variety in there.
09:57 But then also, we've wrote in the car before,
10:00 and we all have taken turns DJing,
10:03 and you're a fierce DJ.
10:04 - Thank you.
10:05 - So, yes, I would definitely trust you.
10:07 I'm still listening to the Jessie Ware song.
10:09 (laughing)
10:10 I did over the summer.
10:11 (laughing)
10:12 - Yes, all the, yeah.
10:14 - We need some dance music.
10:16 - Dance music, one emotional moment,
10:18 where we can just ride in the car
10:19 and not really look at each other.
10:21 Maybe just reach over and hold each other's hands.
10:22 - I love that, maybe like a 90s slow song.
10:26 - The boy is mine.
10:27 - Yes.
10:28 - So we can sing together in the car,
10:29 and carry and do a duet.
10:31 Yes.
10:32 - And Priyanka's new song.
10:33 - Stream it, what is it?
10:34 - It's No New Friends.
10:36 - Okay.
10:37 Where would you whisk me to on a weekend away?
10:40 - Are you a nature person?
10:42 Do you like the outdoors?
10:43 - I would like to go in the outdoors.
10:44 I have not been.
10:45 - We're not going camping, don't worry.
10:46 We're staying in a nice hotel.
10:48 But then we're gonna go hiking,
10:49 and see some trees, and get some daylight.
10:52 - Exactly.
10:53 I would say, I would call my sugar daddy.
10:56 - Oh, ooh.
10:57 - Because I really want you to feel great,
10:58 and we're going to Taipei.
11:00 - Yes, oh my God.
11:02 Wow, I think you won.
11:03 I want a sugar daddy.
11:05 - I want to go to Taipei,
11:06 with somebody I care about.
11:08 - I love that, let's go right now.
11:10 - Let's go now.
11:11 - Yeah, okay, great, we're doing that.
11:12 - Love is love, everybody.
11:13 - I gotcha.
11:15 - This is hard for me, because--
11:17 - Well, we didn't go on dates on this, too.
11:19 - There were two really great daters.
11:21 We relate over a lot of different things.
11:23 Sasha, I'm feeling we would have a more romantic time.
11:26 But at this place in my life right now,
11:28 I like laughing really hard.
11:29 So I would say Latrice.
11:31 (laughing)
11:32 - I'm gonna kick the fuck up, honey.
11:34 - Wait a minute, that was like a bachelor speech.
11:37 I was like, who's gonna get the rose?
11:39 - Well, I would kind of like to go on my date
11:41 with Latrice Royale as well,
11:43 'cause I do feel like we would have a good time.
11:44 But I'm going on a second date with my girl Priyanka.
11:47 (cheering)
11:48 We are distressingly compatible.
11:51 A red flag for myself, honestly.
11:53 But I think we'd have a good time.
11:55 - We've eaten many meals in Tennessee.
11:59 (laughing)
12:02 - My second date at this time
12:04 would have to be with
12:07 Sasha Velour.
12:10 Because you don't love me.
12:12 (laughing)
12:13 The way that you've treated me in the past.
12:15 - I love you, I just don't love you
12:17 the way you need to be loved.
12:18 You know, I think you have a really good chance
12:23 to date Sasha.
12:25 I do know that we would have an amazing time together.
12:28 But because I wanna give this person a chance
12:32 to actually make a meal for me,
12:35 I'm going with Jada.
12:37 I feel like the chemistry was there.
12:39 I felt like that we would actually make
12:42 some magical moments together.
12:44 - I think we would too.
12:46 And I could probably make you Bertolli's.
12:47 It's like in a plastic bag,
12:49 you put it in a pot and just warm it up.
12:50 - We'd love that.
12:51 A little tahini.
12:52 - Beautiful.
12:53 - That's a tahini chop.
12:54 (laughing)
12:55 - I love tahini.
12:58 - This was so fun.
12:59 Now we're all in love.
13:00 Love wins.
13:01 - Let's strike a match.
13:03 (laughing)
13:05 (upbeat music)