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00:00 ...that will decide the Eastern Division chance of the AFL, that's the Animal Football League.
00:05 Simplicity, the trademark that has made this coach the Bear Bryant of the Beagle and Birdie world,
00:10 fostering loyalty and devotion from each and every one of his players.
00:14 Watch the Birdies as they prepare to do battle against those ferocious felines, the cats.
00:19 And there certainly are a lot of loyal and enthusiastic Birds fans in the stands today.
00:26 [Birds chirping]
00:29 By the way, here's a bit of trivia, they are about to play on the same field where the Weevils squashed the Roaches way back in '78.
00:36 You can actually feel the history.
00:39 Tension builds as the two teams face off.
00:44 The referee takes the coin, and there's the toss!
00:52 It's heads, so the cats will kick off and the Birds will receive.
00:57 There's the kickoff, and the game is on.
01:05 And Grabowski grabs it.
01:10 He fakes to Kowalski, will those crafty cats fall for it?
01:14 Yes, and Grabowski hands off to Izmitski,
01:17 who you recall is still recovering from a fractured feather he sustained in that no-holds-barred melee against the mice in St. Louis last month.
01:24 The fur really flies as the cats make a mad dash for Izmitski.
01:28 He's heading straight for the goal line, but can he outrun those cagey cats?
01:31 Yes, touchdown Izmitski!
01:33 And that makes it 7-0, Birdies over the cats.
01:36 Now it's the Birds' turn to kick off, and...
01:41 Look at that pigskin plummet!
01:46 Wham-o!
01:47 The cat goes down in a wave of wings, the ball is up for grabs, and Grabowski's got it again!
01:53 And the crowd goes bonkers!
01:55 He fakes to Izmitski, but those frisky felines won't be fooled again, will they?
02:02 Yes, they will! Grabowski hands off to Izmitski one more time, proving the old adage,
02:07 "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
02:09 He's heading past the 50, the 40, the 30, the 20, the 10, touchdown Izmitski!
02:14 And he does his famous Birdie boogaloo.
02:16 That makes it 14 for our feathered friends, 0 for the frustrated felines.
02:25 The Birds kick off again, and pow! Only 8 more lives for that cat.
02:31 This time it's Kowalski who grabs the ball.
02:33 He hands off to Grabowski, leaving behind a caravan of contrary kitties.
02:37 He's heading for that end zone, the cats are after him, but it is no use!
02:42 And touchdown Grabowski! And he goes into his popular Birdie bossa nova.
02:47 Now it's the cats' turn to kick off.
02:53 Izmitski's got it!
02:58 He hands off to Kowalski, and look at him go, leaving a torrent of fruculent tabbies in his way.
03:09 He's at the 30, the 20, but there is no beating this bird.
03:13 Touchdown Kowalski, final score, Birds 38, Cats 0.
03:16 The Birds are the new Eastern Division champs.
03:18 Now it's on to the East-West Conference playoff, but not before a refreshing tub of Chirpade,
03:23 the delicious drink that quenches your thirst and leaves your coat looking shiny and manageable.
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08:29 Zonka hands the ball back to Unitas, and look at him go.
08:33 Unitas heads straight for the end zone, and...
08:36 Touchdown Unitas, and he goes into his famous birdie bop as the score hits 7-zip, Birds.
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08:49 Back on the line of scrimmage, those hardy hounds have the ball.
08:53 They're high, and wham, the dogs take a pounding under an avian avalanche.
08:58 The ball's up for grabs, and it's Nameth with the ball.
09:00 He's going for it, folks, and...
09:02 Touchdown Nameth.
09:04 The team does its patented birdie bounce,
09:06 and those poor pooches look none too happy as the score jumps to 14-0, Birds.
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09:16 Now the birds kick off.
09:18 It looks like those darn doggies have it.
09:20 And... pow!
09:22 Down he goes in a flurry of feathers as those birds continue to hound the dogs.
09:26 Zonka goes for it.
09:28 The dogs are after him, but he's too fast for their dogged pursuit.
09:31 And touchdown Zonka.
09:33 He does his popular birdie ballet, and it's 24-zip, Birds.
09:37 But this could still turn out to be a dog day afternoon.
09:40 There is just no stopping that bounding birdie.
09:43 The birds kick off.
09:45 The dogs play catch, and...
09:47 Kaboom!
09:48 He appears in a frenzy of feathers.
09:50 I'm surprised those dogs don't cry "fowl."
09:53 Nameth zips past those sleeping dogs,
09:55 grabs the ball, and hands off to Unitas.
09:57 He's at the 30, the 20, the 10, and touchdown Unitas.
10:01 He does his winged victory dance and, folks, I gotta tell ya,
10:04 this game is definitely not going to the dogs.
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10:10 But it has certainly been a crowd-pleaser.
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10:14 It's a thrill of victory as the birds flock to the coach to help celebrate.
10:17 Now it's on to the World Championship,
10:19 but not before another refreshing van of Chirp Aid.
10:22 And remember, Chirp Aid is all natural,
10:24 so you can feel free to go "oh, natural."
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10:29 Ladies and gentlemen, before the second half of our game here begins,
10:33 we're in for a treat.
10:35 Several of our most athletic young people
10:37 have come to compete in our punt, pass, and kick contest.
10:40 [Cris]
10:42 The winner will receive a new bicycle
10:44 and a free trip to the Super Bowl for the national finals.
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10:53 You see Melody over there, Charlie Brown?
10:56 I think she's here to watch me win the punting and passing competition.
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11:02 Maybe she's watching me, Linus.
11:05 I, too, aspire to win the bicycle and go to the Super Bowl.
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11:11 I explained to her how we were training.
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11:16 And she said she was sure I could win.
11:20 I can hardly wait to get out there and show them.
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11:25 Let's give each contestant a big hand as they come up to the line
11:28 to see who can pass and kick the ball the farthest.
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11:34 Our first contestant is Miss Lucille Van Pelt.
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11:53 Twelve feet, three inches!
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12:21 Linus, eight feet, four inches!
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12:26 Mr. Franklin Armstrong.
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12:45 Twenty-seven feet, six inches!
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13:05 Sixty feet and two inches!
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13:12 Watch, Marcy, this will be a snap!
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13:19 Miss Patricia Reichhardt.
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13:29 Twenty-eight feet, four inches!
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13:40 Seventy feet and eight inches!
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13:50 Mr. Pig... Pen?
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13:59 Twenty-four feet and three inches!
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14:12 Forty-five feet and two inches!
14:16 Miss Marcy Johnson.
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14:23 Eighteen feet, six inches!
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14:27 Punch! Punch it, Marcy!
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14:32 I can't do it. Whatever did it do to me? I can't do it.
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14:39 Mr. Charles Brown.
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14:47 Wow! That was a good throw!
14:50 Seventy-two feet, six inches!
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15:00 Seventy feet, four inches!
15:03 Hey, I think that wins it for Chuck!
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15:09 Mr. Linus Van Pelt.
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15:18 Seventy-two feet and eight inches!
15:23 Good grief! Linus has a chance to win. He's ahead by two inches.
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15:36 He did it! He did it! He beat Chuck Brown!
15:40 Seventy feet and eight inches!
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15:45 Wow! I'm one by four inches!
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15:50 I think I did it, Charlie Brown! I'm the winner! I get to go to the Super Bowl!
15:55 And our last contestant, Miss Melody Melody.
15:59 Huh?
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16:17 Eighty feet and six inches!
16:21 Oh no! She's way ahead!
16:24 Charlie Brown, I was in love with that girl!
16:28 Oh! Ah! Oh!
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16:36 Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:40 She booted it to Kingdom Come!
16:43 She booted it! Seventy-two feet and eight inches!
16:49 I lost, Charlie Brown! I lost!
16:53 The bicycle and the trip to the Super Bowl go to...
16:57 [Cough]
16:59 Miss Melody Melody!
17:02 [Applaudissements]
17:04 Melody, here is your new bike and your ticket to the Super Bowl!
17:10 Good luck and more successful passing and kicking!
17:15 So long, riders! Watch me on TV! I'll be at the Super Bowl!
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