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00:00 *Musique de fin*
00:02 *Musique de fin*
00:04 *Musique de fin*
00:06 ♫ Better stop 'em, or you're sleeping on the couch honey ♫
00:08 ♫ So all the time samples drive ♫
00:10 ♫ Into fluffy, cuddly, sweetie pies ♫
00:12 ♫ To places they plunder gemstones, ♫
00:14 ♫ They must recover ♫
00:15 ♫ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫
00:17 ♫ Ha ♫
00:18 ♫ Find all the gems that I can plant ♫
00:19 ♫ A wish to all of you, I'll grant! ♫
00:21 ♫ What would you wish for, boy? ♫
00:23 ♫ So round the globe they go ♫
00:25 ♫ Otherwise, we'd have no show ♫
00:27 ♫ We're blue and red ♫
00:28 ♫ I'm red ♫
00:30 ♫ I'm red and green ♫
00:30 ♫ I'm white and blue ♫
00:31 ♫ I'm blue and red ♫
00:32 ♫ Ready to get ♫
00:33 ♫ New Year's gold ♫
00:34 ♫ And a new day ♫
00:36 ♫ Boy, it's time for the show ♫
00:38 Voilà!
00:56 What doest thouest thinketh?
00:59 Perfecteth!
01:00 Thanks, medieval barber!
01:02 Whoa, hey!
01:04 It's me, Father Time!
01:06 Check out my new mustache trim!
01:08 These things were all the rage back in the medieval times!
01:12 Everyone had one!
01:13 Even the men!
01:14 Ha!
01:15 The kids,
01:16 the chickens,
01:18 and the dragons!
01:19 Aaaaaaaah!
01:20 Oof!
01:21 Ah! My mustache!
01:22 My mustache!
01:23 Is my mustache okay?
01:25 Dude, you're on fire!
01:26 Right, but my mustache is okay!
01:28 Uh... yeah!
01:30 Oh, honey lambs,
01:31 I just love that mustache on you!
01:34 And it reminds me,
01:35 you and friends need to help ping the dolphin.
01:37 Remember how they totally messed up his life?
01:40 You got it, Angel Pile!
01:42 Hi, Father Time!
01:44 Do we smell a flashback coming?
01:46 You know it!
01:46 Smell this!
01:48 Remember when you guys made Nasty Corp mustache cream?
01:51 It made mustaches grow real fast!
01:54 And for some harebrained reason,
01:56 you thought a pink dolphin would make a great spokesperson.
01:59 Hey, hey, you want a mustache?
02:01 You need a mustache!
02:02 Your pathetic life will be completely worthless
02:04 if you go one more second without a mustache!
02:06 It will?
02:07 What do we do?
02:08 Tell us!
02:09 Luckily, you can go from hairless loser
02:11 to mustachioed winner
02:12 with Nasty Corp mustache cream!
02:15 Just slap it on and watch your new mustache grow!
02:17 Wow!
02:18 It's like there is a hairy party on my lip
02:21 and everyone is invited!
02:23 So get your Nasty Corp mustache cream today,
02:26 or you'll be a hairless loser!
02:28 Buy it now!
02:28 Now!
02:29 Now!
02:30 We need mustaches!
02:32 Well, that dolphin really did help you sell that cream!
02:37 But the product bombed
02:39 because the mustaches grew too long, too fast!
02:42 Product failed,
02:43 so you returned your spokesman, Bing, the pink dolphin,
02:47 back to South America near where you got him.
02:50 But you put him in the Amazon River instead of in the ocean.
02:53 Let's dump him here.
02:55 Water's water, right?
02:58 Escort him down the river into the ocean.
03:01 Easy!
03:01 I'll take charge of this mission.
03:03 Great!
03:04 Now, the reason you need to escort him
03:05 is to protect him from the hungry alligators.
03:08 Like I said, you host the man for the job.
03:10 Don't worry, Father Time.
03:12 We'll keep Bing the dolphin safe from the alligators.
03:14 I know you will.
03:15 Father Time out!
03:17 Ooh!
03:18 I love this new chap lip cream.
03:21 I'm all tingly.
03:23 Give me a kiss, baby pants.
03:25 Aw!
03:26 Uh, maybe later.
03:28 The river's just up ahead.
03:30 We should be safe from alligators if we just keep quiet.
03:33 Hey, alligators, we're quiet!
03:35 No noise!
03:36 Remind me why we brought along Chiwu.
03:38 Face it, you hoof, we're stuck with her for the whole series.
03:40 Roar!
03:42 Alligators!
03:45 Quick, get up into that tree!
03:47 Roar!
03:50 Roar!
03:52 Attack first, then roar.
03:55 That's what I get for dropping out of school.
03:57 Oh!
03:58 We have to swim down the river with those?
04:01 Father Time never said we had to swim.
04:03 Now, if we all work together...
04:05 (all grunting)
04:07 We got it, Panty.
04:09 Huh?
04:10 Hey, lady, you need a mustache.
04:12 Bing the dolphin, we're here to help you.
04:14 Great, but first let me help you with Nasty Corpse mustache cream.
04:19 (laughing)
04:20 We don't need mustaches, but my friends and I
04:22 are going to guide you down the river
04:24 with the boat that everyone made except Panty.
04:26 What's up, Bing the dolphin?
04:28 What an attractive group!
04:30 And you'll be more attractive after using Nasty Corpse mustache cream.
04:33 Uh, really, you can stop talking the mustache cream.
04:36 Sorry, force of habit.
04:38 Bing, my friend, you won't have to worry about those nasty gators
04:40 tearing your legs off anymore.
04:42 We'll make sure they don't rip your arms off either
04:44 as you swim vulnerably down the river toward home.
04:47 And you'll be back with your family real soon.
04:50 That would really rock hard.
04:52 My family, they would look so attractive with mustaches!
04:56 I can't wait.
04:58 Then we'll work faster.
05:00 So we'll skip the boat's safety features to save time.
05:02 Okay, guys?
05:03 Safety features are for losers.
05:05 Five seconds later.
05:07 All done. Just got to name it.
05:09 Well, this will be a nice waste of time.
05:11 We'll name it after the greatest boat ever made.
05:14 Everyone all aboard the Love Boat of Love!
05:18 Sailing on the Love Boat of Love is so relaxing.
05:21 But I can't help feeling like we're forgetting something.
05:24 You are! Me!
05:26 Oops! Sorry, Bing the Dolphin.
05:28 Hey, forget about it.
05:30 He told me to forget about it, but I can't remember what it was.
05:34 Now, check out my moves.
05:36 I learned these from a salmon before a bear got him.
05:39 Whee! Whee!
05:42 He should be in a dolphin show at the zoo.
05:44 Or forced against his will to be on his own TV series like us.
05:47 All right, full steam ahead.
05:50 Ping's sleeping!
05:51 Not too loud, Chiwu.
05:52 Ping needs to get a good night's sleep so he can swim the rest of the way.
05:55 Well, he could ride in the boat.
05:57 No room. Dumb idea.
05:59 What's that?
06:02 Gators!
06:03 Quiet, you! Help! Ping's sleeping!
06:06 Alligator heads!
06:07 They don't see Ping.
06:09 Whoops. Spoke too soon.
06:11 You gators need mustaches?
06:13 Gators?
06:14 We can fight those gators off.
06:17 Crud! No gator weapons.
06:19 I forgot this book was written by a gator.
06:21 This does not rock.
06:22 You can think of something, Rudy.
06:24 I'll try, but there's not much to work with.
06:26 Unless...
06:27 Everyone, gather round, quick!
06:29 Gator heads!
06:30 Everyone ready?
06:33 Ready.
06:34 These love nuts are getting heavy.
06:36 Can we hurry this up?
06:37 You heard her.
06:38 Those love nuts are heavy. Let's hurry up.
06:40 Thanks.
06:41 Steady. Line up your shot.
06:43 I was safer on my own.
06:45 Fire!
06:46 We did it, man.
06:48 Those gators won't bother us anymore.
06:50 We gotta keep firing, Rudy.
06:56 Now!
06:57 Hey, it's working!
07:01 Stay still. My aim is terrible.
07:06 I said stay still.
07:08 We'll be back.
07:09 Ask your friends if they'd be interested in mustache cream.
07:12 Hey!
07:13 - Are you okay? - Are you okay?
07:16 I'm great.
07:17 Phew! I hope they don't come back.
07:19 In case they do, let's give Ping a facelift,
07:21 so he looks less attractive to eat.
07:23 We're not giving Ping a facelift, Lemmy.
07:26 Besides, we always botch those up and make a complete mess.
07:29 Man, that's a relief.
07:31 But we will continue down the river right now.
07:33 After the facelift.
07:35 We are not giving Ping a facelift.
07:37 I meant for Rudy.
07:39 Hey!
07:41 Hey!
07:42 Oui!
07:44 Oui! Oui!
07:46 C'est des vaches!
07:47 Je vois l'océan!
07:49 Et une vraie grande balle de vie!
07:51 C'est le soleil.
07:52 On en a une ici aussi?
07:54 Au revoir, Ping!
07:55 N'oublie pas de l'écrire!
07:56 J'ai pas les doigts.
07:57 En plus, le papier devient toujours sucré.
07:59 Et les marques ne se collent pas à l'enveloppe.
08:01 Je t'envoie un mail.
08:02 Wow!
08:03 Ma maison!
08:04 Merci, les gars.
08:05 C'est magnifique.
08:06 Oui! Oui! Oui!
08:11 Ah!
08:12 Ping! Tu as besoin d'un petit-pied?
08:15 Non, j'ai un problème.
08:18 Alors, va t'asseoir chez tes parents.
08:20 C'est leur problème.
08:21 Non, je veux dire, j'ai beaucoup de mal.
08:24 Pas beaucoup,
08:26 et tu es trop proche de la stop.
08:28 Alors, t'es un vache.
08:29 Ok.
08:30 Je ne peux pas le combattre.
08:32 C'est trop douloureux.
08:33 Non!
08:35 Ping!
08:36 Oh non!
08:38 Ping est en colère!
08:40 Ping!
08:41 Il a explosé.
08:44 Oui!
08:45 Wow!
08:46 Wow!
08:47 Wow!
08:48 Ping a changé de couleur.
08:49 De rouge à...
08:50 euh...
08:51 un peu plus rouge.
08:52 Ah, c'est mieux.
08:54 Ping! Tu es plus rouge et plus moche!
08:57 Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé?
08:58 C'est juste un mauvais bruit de soleil.
09:00 C'est très rapide, hein?
09:01 Mais je suis à la maison!
09:02 Eh bien, je pense que j'aurais dû regarder ce map plus tôt.
09:07 Il me semble qu'il y avait un dérangement à l'échelle de l'océan tout au long.
09:10 Ça aurait pris cinq minutes au lieu de 35 heures.
09:13 Ping?
09:14 Ping!
09:15 C'est le vieux twin de Ping!
09:17 Cours!
09:18 Pas de doute, c'est ma mère!
09:20 Je viens, maman!
09:21 Ah ah! Encore une fois,
09:23 Lemi gagne le jour.
09:24 Bien joué, Lemmy!
09:25 Oui! Oui!
09:28 Attends, qu'est-ce que tu as fait, Lemmy?
09:29 Eh bien, vu que tu n'en voulais pas,
09:31 Youhou et moi avons donné à Pammy un face-lift.
09:33 Elle est maintenant 10% plus jolie.
09:35 Et mon visage se brûle seulement quand je parle, respire ou pense.
09:38 Mmh mmh!
09:39 Merci encore, Youhou et amis!
09:40 Bienvenue, Youhou!
09:42 Oh, maman, c'est tellement bien de voir ton visage encore.
09:45 Mais ce serait encore meilleur de voir ton visage avec un magnifique moustache de moustache!
09:49 Maintenant, le prix de la crème de moustache de Two-Jaws est d'un ordre,
09:52 et les opérateurs sont maintenant à la place!
09:54 Bien joué, petits amis fous!
09:59 Merci, Père Time!
10:00 Tu es revenu, Ping, à ta famille
10:02 et tu as fait tout ce que les alligators de la terre de la peur peuvent faire.
10:06 Je leur ai dit qu'on serait de retour.
10:14 Maintenant, c'est quelque chose que tu ne vois pas tous les jours.
10:20 Ouais, les garçons!
10:22 Oh, oui!
10:24 Sous-titrage: difuze
10:28 [Musique]