Bella and The Bulldogs Season 2 Epsode 13 Accept No Substitutes
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00:00 Parents give me whatever I want.
00:02 (audience laughing)
00:03 Sorry, inside thought.
00:05 (audience laughing)
00:06 Guys, we're so lucky he's coming to Silverado.
00:09 Hunter never performs on small venues.
00:12 If Hunter sings 21, I am going to die.
00:16 But if he plays I Want Crazy,
00:19 I'm gonna come back from the dead
00:21 just so I can die all over again.
00:23 (screaming)
00:25 (thud)
00:26 Pepper, what are you doing on your phone?
00:29 I'm trying to find a way to meet Hunter Hayes after the concert.
00:32 Ace is finally putting my interview show on the air,
00:35 but I don't have any big-name guests.
00:37 I'm sure Hunter Hayes is a good guy,
00:40 but he's a superstar.
00:42 I don't think he's going to have time for a middle-school TV show.
00:45 (gasps)
00:46 What if you're right?
00:47 Then my show won't get enough views,
00:49 and then Ace will cancel it,
00:50 and I'll never be the next Oprah or Ellen
00:52 or any other single-name female powerhouse.
00:55 The only way I'll get on a talk show
00:57 is by being that lady that brings on exotic animals, and I--
00:59 Pepper, breathe!
01:01 Actually, don't.
01:03 We're seeing Hunter Hayes this Sunday.
01:05 Oh.
01:06 We're cleaning the field this Sunday.
01:09 What?
01:11 Wait, this Sunday?
01:13 Don't you think you should give us some notice?
01:15 I did.
01:17 Don't you all read the team newsletter?
01:20 We have a team newsletter?
01:22 Well, that explains why no one showed up
01:26 to help me move my waterbed.
01:28 (chuckles)
01:29 Yeah, that's why no one showed up.
01:32 This is a mandatory team activity.
01:35 I expect to see you all here at 3 o'clock.
01:38 But, Coach...
01:39 Yeah?
01:40 I don't want to hear it.
01:42 That waterbed burst in the stairwell.
01:45 It deserved better.
01:47 (laughter)
01:50 (upbeat music)
01:55 ♪ You won't find me in the bleachers ♪
01:58 ♪ Now that girl is more than fine ♪
02:00 ♪ I'm made of spice and sugar ♪
02:02 ♪ She drinks her pizza ♪
02:04 ♪ And add a little glitter ♪
02:06 ♪ We are doing what it does ♪
02:08 ♪ And you get, you get ♪
02:10 ♪ A game changer, playmaker ♪
02:12 ♪ Take the ball, she'll see you lose ♪
02:14 ♪ I'm on a dream like, team like ♪
02:16 ♪ Living like one of the best ♪
02:18 ♪ She got it going, going ♪
02:20 ♪ She got it going on ♪
02:22 ♪ I'm on a play like Friday night ♪
02:24 ♪ Kicking like one of the boys ♪
02:26 ♪ She got it going, going ♪
02:28 ♪ One of, one of the boys ♪
02:31 I can't believe I have to miss the Hunter Hayes concert.
02:38 This is the worst thing ever.
02:40 Can't you skip the cleanup?
02:42 You already practice five days a week,
02:44 plus games on Saturday.
02:45 So does everyone else.
02:47 She stays up all night before games
02:49 to memorize her motivational speeches.
02:51 Can't just go on call.
02:53 And who wore a jock strap
02:55 just to show the guy's shoe was one of them?
02:57 That was above and beyond.
03:00 And totally uncomfortable.
03:03 You know what?
03:04 You're right.
03:06 I give my heart and soul to this team
03:08 and never ask for anything.
03:10 Until now.
03:12 Go get 'em, Mama.
03:14 Coach, I can't make it on Sunday.
03:16 Yeah, hold on.
03:18 The Hunter Hayes concert is no excuse
03:20 to miss the team cleanup.
03:22 Okay, now, what is your excuse?
03:28 Well, it's definitely not Hunter Hayes.
03:33 It's...
03:35 my Nana's 60th birthday party.
03:39 I find that hard to believe.
03:42 Your Nana is turning 60?
03:45 She looks great for her age.
03:47 Really great.
03:49 Ew.
03:51 Well, you enjoy that party.
03:53 Uh, by the way,
03:54 is your Nana still seeing that guy?
03:57 You mean Grandpa?
04:00 They've been married for 37 years.
04:04 Cool.
04:06 Schooled.
04:08 Good to know.
04:11 (laughing)
04:13 Hey, guys.
04:23 Thanks for showing up.
04:25 Did we have a choice?
04:26 Nope.
04:27 And thanks for recognizing that.
04:29 Yeah.
04:30 You three,
04:31 go pick up the trash on the field.
04:34 Troy, you got the bleachers.
04:36 And, uh, don't forget that pile
04:38 of whatever it is underneath them.
04:40 What?
04:41 The hairy mystery mask?
04:43 Nuh-uh, no way.
04:45 That thing growled at me once, man.
04:48 Good.
04:49 So you're familiar with it.
04:51 Uh, Sawyer,
04:53 you're gonna be scraping the pigeon poop
04:55 off the roof of the snack shack?
04:57 Poop?
04:58 Oh, poop.
05:00 And nooch.
05:01 Please don't be gross.
05:02 Please don't be gross.
05:03 Please don't be gross.
05:04 Uh, since Bella won't be here,
05:06 why don't you take over her task--
05:08 cleaning the porta-potties?
05:10 No!
05:11 Not the doo-doo sheds.
05:13 Wait.
05:14 Where's Bella?
05:15 Oh, she's at her nana's 60th birthday party.
05:18 Have you seen her grandma?
05:20 She looks great for her age.
05:23 I mean, great.
05:25 Ew.
05:29 You know, I don't remember Bella saying anything
05:32 about her nana's birthday party.
05:34 She probably just wants to get out of cleaning.
05:36 Guys, Bella's the most dedicated player on this team.
05:39 She wouldn't leave us without a legitimate excuse.
05:42 Oh, so you're fine with going in that porta-potty?
05:45 What?
05:46 You mean I have to clean the inside, too?
05:49 At least you guys will help, right?
05:51 I'm thinking if we split it up and take turns,
05:53 we can--
05:55 Guys?
05:57 Oh.
06:02 Oh!
06:04 It's worse than I thought.
06:06 Excuse me. Sorry.
06:11 Excuse me. Move aside, please.
06:14 Can you believe how close we are?
06:18 Yes, you elbowed 50 people out of the way to get up here.
06:21 I don't feel bad. I wanted it more.
06:24 Bella, you made the right decision
06:26 ditching the team for this.
06:28 Yeah.
06:29 Did I?
06:31 I'm starting to feel a little guilty
06:33 about lying to coach
06:34 and leaving the boys to clean up the field.
06:36 Bella, you rocked a jockstrap for this.
06:39 Now relax and enjoy it.
06:41 Okay. I'll try.
06:43 Hey, help me go over my interview questions.
06:45 I stayed up all night thinking these up.
06:48 Here's my first one.
06:49 Hunter, your fans are desperate to know,
06:52 do you like nachos?
06:54 Uh, really?
06:57 That's your first question?
06:59 That's my interview style.
07:01 I toss them a softball, then I go in for the kill.
07:04 Ooh, what's your kill question?
07:06 Hunter, you've just gone through a very public breakup.
07:09 How do you keep a smile on your face
07:11 when the cold fingers of despair are clutching at your heart?
07:14 Too much?
07:19 Pepper, I know he's a rock star,
07:22 but just talk to him like he's a normal person.
07:25 Play it cool.
07:28 I love you, I love you, I love you!
07:31 What's up, Silverado?
07:37 [cheers and applause]
07:40 [vocalizing]
07:48 [vocalizing]
07:55 [vocalizing]
08:02 [vocalizing]
08:05 ♪ Well, it's your birthday ♪
08:11 ♪ It's hot like it is ♪
08:14 ♪ And you just go crazy ♪
08:17 ♪ You're what we want, we know the reason why ♪
08:23 ♪ Well, I've been long enough ♪
08:29 ♪ So let's celebrate ♪
08:32 ♪ And we'll talk on good life ♪
08:35 ♪ And what it's like to just dance all night ♪
08:40 ♪ And we'll dance all night ♪
08:43 ♪ Let's believe that we're doing it, doing it ♪
08:48 ♪ We go to hickory, go back home ♪
08:51 ♪ People looking at us like we're losing it, losing it ♪
08:55 ♪ And if you feel it, you know you are ♪
08:59 ♪ Well, I've been up all night ♪
09:02 ♪ Chasing the sunrise ♪
09:06 ♪ And I put my heart and your heart in it, giving it a ride ♪
09:10 ♪ Got to party like we're just having fun ♪
09:13 ♪ It's your birthday ♪
09:16 ♪ It's your birthday ♪
09:19 ♪ It's your birthday ♪
09:22 ♪ It's your birthday ♪
09:25 ♪ It's your birthday ♪
09:30 You still feel guilty?
09:47 Not at all!
09:49 [audience cheering]
09:52 Okay, I have to get that interview.
09:57 Here's the plan.
09:59 We'll show these VIP passes to the security guard,
10:01 and boom, we're backstage.
10:03 Whoa, where did you get these?
10:05 I made them. I copied them from a picture online.
10:08 I matched the font, color, and size exactly.
10:10 These puppies could get us into the White House.
10:13 Follow my lead and act like you belong.
10:17 Here you go.
10:19 White House.
10:21 Huh, that's weird.
10:23 What? What's wrong? It's flawless.
10:25 Your badge isn't scanning.
10:27 It's supposed to have a microchip in it that makes the scanner beep.
10:31 Oh, um, yeah, that happened before.
10:34 Here, try mine.
10:36 Beep!
10:38 Beep!
10:41 Beep!
10:45 Sorry, girls. Not getting backstage.
10:48 Good work on these, though.
10:50 You're a real artist.
10:52 Thank you.
10:54 You're welcome.
10:55 Leave.
10:57 Oh, okay.
10:59 Pepper, don't worry.
11:01 He wasn't back there anyway.
11:05 How do you know?
11:06 Because he's right there.
11:08 Hey, Hunter, can I have a quick word with you?
11:12 I'm so sorry. I can't even talk.
11:15 I think I cracked my tooth.
11:16 But I just have a--
11:17 You heard the man.
11:19 Now move along, counterfeiter.
11:22 Pepper, what about your dad?
11:26 Why would I want to interview my dad?
11:29 He's not a rock star. He's a dentist.
11:32 My dad's a dentist!
11:34 This is my dad's card. He's a really good dentist.
11:39 Please give it to Hunter.
11:40 Yeah, I'll get right on it.
11:42 Tell him I love him!
11:44 Tell him I love him! I love him! I love him! I love him!
11:46 I love him! I love him! I love him!
11:48 That's the way that we're doing it, doing it.
11:59 Go big, go back--
12:01 Hey, guys.
12:03 Huh. How was your Nana's birthday party?
12:07 Oh, um, yeah, it was-- it was great.
12:10 Great time.
12:11 Oh, sounds fun.
12:13 Yep, just a normal party.
12:16 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
12:18 Uh-huh.
12:19 Was it anything like, uh, this?
12:22 Boom.
12:28 Boom. Just blew you up.
12:31 (theme music)
12:34 You ditched the team to go to a concert?
12:42 How did you get this?
12:44 Yesterday, when I was cleaning the stench of port-a-potty off of my soul,
12:49 my stepmom, Brenda, texted me from the concert.
12:52 She was there, too.
12:53 Of course.
12:55 Whoa, guys, I-I can explain.
12:58 Save it, Bella. You lied to us.
13:01 Yep, and we're telling Coach. Let's go.
13:04 What? Okay, please, you can't.
13:07 And if you think Coach will be mad,
13:09 wait till Nana hears you skipped her birthday party.
13:12 Sawyer, just--
13:16 No.
13:17 He spent seven hours in the hot sun cleaning bird poop
13:22 while you were on stage shaking your rump to the funk.
13:27 Come on, guys. You don't understand.
13:29 It was Hunter Hayes.
13:31 Oh, Hunter Hayes.
13:34 It was Hunter Hayes.
13:36 That changes nothing.
13:38 Do you know what Coach is gonna do when he finds out you lied to him?
13:44 He's gonna bench you.
13:46 Come on, guys.
13:48 All I did was miss one silly cleanup.
13:50 You should have been there, Bella.
13:52 It was a team event.
13:54 A filthy, vile team event,
13:57 which I will be discussing with my therapist well into my 40s.
14:01 Happen on the bench.
14:04 Guys, I am so sorry I missed the cleanup,
14:07 but please don't tell Coach.
14:10 I'll do anything.
14:12 Huh.
14:14 How about you do my biology homework for me?
14:17 Done.
14:18 And clean out my ferret's cage.
14:20 On it.
14:21 And I need three dozen cupcakes by tomorrow.
14:23 Make sure they're gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free,
14:25 and also rich, creamy, and totally delicious.
14:28 I'm not sure that's even possible,
14:33 but don't worry.
14:35 I'm going to totally make it up to you.
14:37 Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast.
14:39 We are just getting started.
14:41 You're gonna want to write these down.
14:43 Grab a pen, rump shaker.
14:52 Hey, Silverstein.
14:54 How's that interview coming?
14:56 Remember, you promised me a big name.
14:58 Don't worry, Ace. I'm on it.
15:00 Good.
15:01 I'd hate to have to cancel you after one episode,
15:04 but I will.
15:06 Pepper, it's time to face the facts.
15:12 You're not going to get Hunter Hayes.
15:14 I know.
15:16 But where am I gonna find a cool musician at this point?
15:18 Oh, here.
15:20 Hey, girls.
15:22 What? At least he's a musician.
15:25 Hey, Kenny, can I interview you for Bulldog Network?
15:28 Okay.
15:30 Roll camera.
15:32 We're here with Kenny Ping, musician and first-chair elbow.
15:35 Kenny, do you like nachos?
15:37 Well, my mom doesn't let me eat cheese
15:40 because it inflames my embouchure.
15:47 Cut. Thanks, Kenny.
15:50 That was a disaster.
15:53 Ace is going to cancel me before I even air.
15:56 Wait, look at this.
15:58 Hunter just posted a click pic of the poster
16:00 from your dad's dental office.
16:02 He must have seen the business card.
16:04 If we leave now, I can still get my interview.
16:07 Hey, guys. Sawyer, here's your homework.
16:14 I even did the extra credit.
16:16 Thanks a lot.
16:17 Now they'll know I didn't do it.
16:19 Troy, the cage is clean.
16:24 I wish you had told me your ferret had a taste for human flesh.
16:28 You actually did that?
16:32 Girl, that ferret crazy.
16:34 In here, Newt.
16:40 I baked your cupcakes.
16:42 It was hard without the dairy
16:44 and the gluten and the sugar.
16:46 And it took me three tries,
16:48 but I finally did it.
16:50 Ugh. Not quite there yet.
16:54 You know, Bella, you look tired.
17:00 Why don't you sit down?
17:01 Thank you.
17:02 And clean the mud out of my cleats.
17:04 Ooh, good idea.
17:08 Mud, too.
17:10 But I already did everything on your list.
17:13 So shouldn't that make us even for me skipping the cleanup?
17:16 Hmm. Oh, that's a good question.
17:20 I don't know. Let's ask Coach, see what he thinks.
17:23 Oh, Coach!
17:24 Fine.
17:25 I'll clean your stupid cleats.
17:28 Ooh, mine, too.
17:30 Uh, no offense, Newt,
17:32 but how did your cleats get muddy from sitting on the bench?
17:36 Oh, that's not mud.
17:38 I just stomped all over those lousy cupcakes you made.
17:43 Sorry. Power's not a good color on me.
17:47 Okay.
17:54 Ah, that laughing gas should have you nice and relaxed.
17:58 Let me just test it out.
18:00 All right.
18:01 Knock, knock.
18:02 Who's there?
18:03 Interrupting dentist.
18:04 Interrupting dentist.
18:06 Ooh! 'Cause I...
18:11 Ooh!
18:13 Looks like the laughing gas is not working.
18:19 Let's just give it a little more time to set in.
18:23 Okay.
18:33 All we have to do is interview him
18:35 without him knowing he's being interviewed,
18:37 so keep it together this time.
18:39 Don't worry. It's all out of my system.
18:42 Hi. I'm your dental hygienist.
18:47 My name is Coco, and she is...
18:49 (laughing)
18:51 Heidi.
18:53 Aren't you a little young to be a dental hygienist?
18:59 (laughing)
19:01 Oh, you. I get that a lot.
19:04 I'm 31.
19:07 Okay.
19:09 Well, I guess we should start off by flossing you.
19:12 I'll do it!
19:14 All right.
19:17 Here it comes.
19:19 Open wide.
19:21 OMG!
19:23 I'm so sorry. What are you doing?
19:25 Perhaps you better skip the floss
19:27 and get right into the questions.
19:29 Questions?
19:31 Yes. My associate will be recording your answers
19:34 to ensure quality service.
19:36 Totally normal procedure.
19:38 How many times a day do you brush?
19:41 Twice.
19:43 Okay, okay. Great.
19:45 After your breakup, how did you keep a smile on your face
19:47 when the cold fingers of despair were clutching at your heart?
19:50 What's going on here?
19:53 You're not really a dental hygienist, are you?
19:56 No, I'm not.
19:59 Neither is she.
20:01 I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
20:05 Heidi!
20:10 Can I get the dentist back in here?
20:15 Wait. Full disclosure.
20:17 My name is Pepper and I'm your biggest fan.
20:20 I really need to interview you
20:22 or I'll lose my show on the school TV station.
20:24 I'm happy to help.
20:26 Let's just get the tooth thing fixed first.
20:28 You'll do the interview?
20:29 Yeah.
20:30 I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
20:32 Fan girls, am I right?
20:37 That's it. I'm finally finished.
20:49 Uh-uh-uh. I can't see my reflection.
20:52 Look, I know it was wrong of me to go to the concert,
20:57 but at this point you're just taking advantage of me.
21:00 Uh, yeah, that's the whole point of this.
21:03 And we are just getting started.
21:07 That's it?
21:09 I'm telling Coach the truth about why I missed the cleanup.
21:12 I don't care if I get benched.
21:14 It's better than being your slave.
21:16 Don't worry. She's bluffing.
21:20 But, dude, if she tells Coach what we've been doing,
21:23 we could be in more trouble than her.
21:26 That's right.
21:28 Bella, don't bother Coach with that thing.
21:31 He's a busy man.
21:32 Quiet, guys.
21:34 Bella?
21:35 Coach, I lied to you about my Nana's 60th birthday party.
21:41 I knew she looked too good to be 60.
21:45 No. I mean, it wasn't her birthday.
21:51 I went to the Hunter Hayes concert instead.
21:55 I'm so sorry.
21:57 I should have never put myself in front of the team.
22:00 I promise it'll never happen again.
22:03 I am very disappointed in you, Dawson.
22:08 I'm glad you came clean,
22:11 even though it took you a while.
22:14 Well, glad that's all wrapped up.
22:17 See you in practice, huh?
22:18 Hold it.
22:20 Hold it.
22:23 Do you guys have anything you want to tell me?
22:27 No, not at all.
22:29 Newt.
22:32 If you tell me the truth, I'll go easy on you.
22:39 Please. What's the worst you could do? Bench me?
22:43 Yeah, we'll do it.
22:45 I'll send you back to the doo-doo sheds.
22:50 We found out Bella lied about the concert,
22:52 and we threatened to tell you unless she did what we asked.
22:54 So she did Sawyer's homework, got bit by Troye's ferret,
22:56 and made me perfectly good cupcakes,
22:58 which I stomped on because I was crazed with power.
23:01 Who said that?
23:06 Wow!
23:09 Bella lied to me, and you guys used it against her?
23:14 This is shameful.
23:17 I should bench all of you.
23:20 Coach, look, please don't bench us, okay?
23:22 We'll do anything.
23:23 Yeah.
23:24 Anything?
23:26 Gross.
23:28 A hairy chicken wing.
23:30 I recognize that from the tornado.
23:33 In a weird way, it reminds me of pepper.
23:36 Thanks.
23:39 Uh, Coach, this isn't a football trophy.
23:44 What's this for?
23:47 The Argentine tango.
23:49 You dance?
23:50 I've been known to.
23:52 Oh!
23:54 Ouch.
23:55 Coach!
23:57 Haven't we been punished enough?
24:00 It's McFumbles here with the world premiere
24:10 of our new segment, "The Biggest Mistake in Life."
24:13 And with our new segment, "Silverado Scoop."
24:16 Pepper Silverstein, take it away.
24:19 Hello, Bulldogs.
24:20 I'm here with country superstar Hunter Hayes.
24:23 Tell me, Hunter, do you like nachos?
24:26 I don't really eat nachos.
24:28 Interesting.
24:33 And what was your inspiration for "Young and in Love"?
24:36 Well, it's about how when you fall in love with somebody
24:40 and you're, you know, yelling and you have these life experiences
24:44 and just about missing, missing.
24:47 So, what do you think?
24:58 I think your dad used too much Novocaine.
25:02 He's totally numb.
25:04 Still, no one else has this interview.
25:07 Ooh, this is my favorite part.
25:10 Um...
25:13 ♪ That's the way that we're doing it, doing it ♪
25:17 ♪ We go big and we go back home ♪
25:20 ♪ People look at us like we're losing it, losing it ♪
25:24 ♪ But baby, we ain't doing nothing wrong ♪