Bella and The Bulldogs Season 2 Epsode 18 Tailgating
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00:00 - It's gonna be awesome. - Yep.
00:01 I'm psyched for the tailgate games.
00:03 Finest sporting events ever played
00:05 in a college football parking lot.
00:07 Like beanbag toss.
00:09 Troy, we're gonna crush everyone again.
00:12 Oh, remember last year when we beat that kid so bad he cried?
00:16 I do.
00:18 I remember it once a week with my therapist.
00:21 Oh, that was you.
00:24 Good times.
00:26 - Bam! - Hey, new.
00:28 Wanna play my favorite game?
00:30 How much cotton candy can I eat?
00:32 Spoiler alert, all of it.
00:34 - Bam! - Ow.
00:36 Y'all better save room for some of my dad's famous chili.
00:40 It's super popular.
00:42 If you get lucky, he might even autograph a can of beans for you.
00:45 I got Pinto last year.
00:47 The classiest of beans.
00:49 Hey, uh, have you guys seen Zach Barnes?
00:52 He's supposed to meet us here.
00:54 - Zach Barnes? - You invited Zach Barnes?
00:56 - How could you? - What?
00:58 I thought you liked him.
01:00 Yeah, that's exactly the problem.
01:02 I do like Zach. I like like him.
01:08 I scribble his name in my playbook
01:10 and dream about us growing old together
01:12 and drinking tea on a porch swing.
01:14 Oh, that's nice.
01:16 Yeah, but Zach can't know that.
01:20 He has a girlfriend, and I promised her I'd stay away from him.
01:24 Bella, look, you can't blame me for not keeping track of all your boy drama.
01:28 Shoot, girl, your love life is confusing.
01:31 Tell me about it. Try being her wingwoman.
01:34 Which I love!
01:38 You won't find me in the bleachers
01:47 Now they call us morning buzzers
01:49 I'm made of sliced sugar
01:51 Sweet as a sweet adobe
01:53 Got a little glitter
01:55 We are made of powder dust
01:57 And you can't, you can't
01:59 No game changer, playmaker
02:01 Take the ball, she'll see you later
02:03 I'm gonna dream like, team like
02:05 Living like one of the boys
02:07 She got it going, going
02:09 She got it going on
02:11 Play like Friday night
02:13 Kick it like one of the boys
02:15 She got it going, going
02:17 She got it going on
02:20 Silverado and Bye Bye Bye and Juliet!
02:24 Don't give up, don't give in
02:26 And we always win!
02:28 Troy, I promised to stay away from Zach.
02:37 I need to stay away from him.
02:39 What do you want me to do?
02:41 Uninvite him now.
02:43 I can't. We're bros.
02:45 We bonded over in his knee cart.
02:47 Well, not so much bonded as I wrote it down
02:49 in stairwell and crashed it.
02:51 But dude was super cool about it.
02:53 What am I supposed to do?
02:55 Simple. Just tell Zach you promised his girlfriend
02:58 you'd stay away from him.
02:59 What? No!
03:00 This is why Niecy Johnson broke up with you.
03:03 Why you gotta bring up Niecy?
03:05 If I tell him about the promise,
03:09 she'd have to tell Zach she has a crush on him.
03:11 I don't know.
03:13 If I tell him about the promise,
03:15 she'd have to tell Zach she has a crush on him.
03:17 Which would be the worst thing ever.
03:19 Boom. Drama bomb.
03:21 Okay. Okay.
03:23 Uh...
03:25 Backup plan.
03:27 Pack your bags, move to Canada,
03:29 hide from Zach for the rest of your life.
03:31 Good, right? Yeah, you're good.
03:33 I just wish there was a place I could hide from him
03:36 for the rest of the tailgates.
03:38 Wait, what about Sawyer's chili tent?
03:40 Good idea.
03:42 Uh... Oh.
03:43 Isn't your dad's chili tent on the other side of the lot?
03:45 Yes, which means I probably won't be seeing any of you
03:48 for the rest of the day.
03:49 Oh, that's perfect!
03:51 Well, that was harsh.
03:53 No, perfect for me.
03:55 I'll come help you.
03:57 And, Sawyer, we all love you.
03:59 Sorry. It's just sometimes I feel y'all think of me
04:01 more as a teammate than a friend.
04:04 Oh, Sawyer.
04:06 Wait.
04:08 Was that a yes or a no?
04:10 (laughing)
04:12 Ha-ha! And another win for Troy and Sophie.
04:25 That's how we do!
04:27 Oh! Oh!
04:29 Bam!
04:31 Oh, I think it's time for the coronation.
04:34 And your tailgate crown, milady.
04:39 And yours, tailgate king.
04:41 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
04:43 Aren't those your homecoming crowns?
04:46 Not today.
04:48 Today, they're the crowns for the tailgate king
04:51 and queen. Hello.
04:53 You know, Troy, I'm starting to think you invited me here
04:57 just so you could beat me at beanbag toss.
04:59 Uh-huh. That's right.
05:02 Let's go get you some food.
05:07 And maybe some new friends, too.
05:09 Bye, Alicia.
05:12 Ha-ha!
05:13 Yes!
05:14 Hey, Newt, you want to challenge the king and queen?
05:17 No way! You guys always beat me and rub it in.
05:21 Plus, I don't even have a partner anymore
05:23 after the smack you guys talked to your brother last year.
05:26 Luis still isn't talking to me.
05:28 That's awesome!
05:30 Hey, guys.
05:33 Hey! Pepper can be your partner.
05:35 Yeah, that sounds great!
05:37 What? No! Run, Pepper!
05:39 Run while you still can!
05:41 Oh, come on, Newt. She wants to play.
05:44 Let her play.
05:46 Yeah, it'll be fun.
05:49 See? He said it'll be fun.
05:51 He is a liar.
05:53 Please! I've seen you guys play before,
05:55 but I've never played myself.
05:57 No!
05:58 Please, please, please, please, please, please!
06:00 Pepper.
06:01 Please!
06:04 You know I can't say no to seven pleases.
06:07 Fine, we'll play.
06:09 Yes!
06:10 Ha-ha! Back in business!
06:12 And my granddaddy's granddaddy
06:18 forges these very kettles
06:20 out of Civil War cannonballs.
06:22 Huh. My mom makes chili in a stainless steel pot.
06:26 Stainless steel?
06:29 We huggers don't abide any of that fancy nonsense.
06:33 We cookin' chili,
06:35 not crumpets for the queen.
06:37 Gumbler, you are this close
06:40 to losing your signed can of beans.
06:42 Well, dang it.
06:45 All this talk of fancy cookware
06:47 is upsetting my baby.
06:49 Come on, Sawyer.
06:50 Let's go get some towels from the supply truck.
06:52 Sorry about that, Dad.
06:54 She's more of a teammate than a friend.
06:57 Well, that explains it.
07:00 (laughter)
07:02 Bella? Is that you?
07:09 Hey, Zach.
07:11 I just dropped my lucky...
07:14 pebble.
07:17 We've been through a lot together.
07:20 So, what's up?
07:24 What are you doing here,
07:26 and when are you leaving?
07:28 I will not until I'm full of Huggins chili.
07:31 I love it. Come here every year.
07:33 Good to know.
07:34 Wish I knew sooner.
07:35 What?
07:36 Oh, nothing.
07:38 So, where's Alicia?
07:40 Oh, she's coming.
07:41 She is?
07:42 Yeah, you could say hi.
07:43 We haven't seen you since your party.
07:45 You know, I would really love to say hi,
07:48 but I have loads of onions to chop.
07:52 But we barely had a chance to catch up.
07:54 Here, scoot over. I'll help you.
07:56 I would love to.
07:57 I really would, but you know how onions are.
08:00 Making people tear up.
08:02 So annoying.
08:04 You don't want to be around all this.
08:06 Oh, geez.
08:07 That's cool.
08:08 Onions never make me cry.
08:11 How awesome for you.
08:13 Nope.
08:15 The only thing that makes me cry is hot peppers.
08:18 Whoa, is that Alicia buying a Southern Oklahoma shirt?
08:23 What? She wouldn't.
08:26 I don't see her anywhere.
08:28 Yeah, she is.
08:29 She's Dover.
08:31 Oh, maybe I was wrong.
08:36 My mistake.
08:37 Here, try some of this to see if it's ready.
08:39 Oh, don't mind if I didn't.
08:41 That's hot water.
08:46 I need hot water.
08:48 Oh, I should have told you it was spicy.
08:51 Sorry.
08:52 But there's a water fountain way at the other end of the parking lot.
08:55 You should go.
08:56 Yeah, okay.
08:57 Way, way, way, way over there.
08:59 Go.
09:00 Someone get this boy some water.
09:03 Pepper, this is your last chance to back out.
09:17 This isn't a game to them.
09:19 It's an excuse to be horrible, horrible people who say horrible, horrible things.
09:24 Really, Newt?
09:25 I don't think my best friend would play a game with me just to say horrible things about me.
09:30 Ha! We win!
09:33 Pepper, you stink!
09:35 Stink.
09:36 You could put a bow tie on that lawn chair and it would score just as many points as you did.
09:42 Newt, you're right.
09:45 You two are horrible.
09:47 Well, when you're amazing, you're above judgment.
09:52 Why do you guys have to be so... evil?
09:56 Oh, Pepper, I'm sorry.
09:59 I guess I sometimes forget that not everyone's good at games.
10:03 Or using their arms and eyes to do things.
10:06 Yes! She's even worse than Newt!
10:09 I didn't even think that was possible!
10:11 Oh! Oh! Bam!
10:15 Well, I warned you, Pepper.
10:20 Time to call my therapist.
10:22 Can I get in on that?
10:24 I'll put him on speaker.
10:26 Pretty good, right?
10:32 That's amazing!
10:34 The secret is we've used the same skillet for six generations.
10:38 Never been washed.
10:40 Probably tasting some of my great-grandpappy's original batch right now.
10:45 Mmm!
10:48 Hey, Sawyer, mind going and get some cornbread from the supply truck?
10:52 I'm going to stay here and keep an eye on this kettle.
10:56 I don't trust that one.
10:58 It was a Confederate cannonball.
11:00 I'll go with you, Sawyer.
11:04 Zack might come back here and I can't be here if he does.
11:07 Why are you avoiding Zack?
11:09 Is something going on with you two?
11:11 Oh, it's nothing.
11:14 Oh, it's nothing.
11:16 It's just so frustrating sometimes, you know?
11:21 I mean, he's with Alicia and I'm stuck in the middle and all--
11:24 I had to ask.
11:26 Every time we're this close to connecting, it's like the universe conspires against us.
11:31 Not to mention--
11:32 We're here!
11:33 Thank goodness.
11:35 Where was I?
11:42 Oh, yeah, okay, the universe hates the idea of Zella.
11:46 That's the name I came up with for me and Zack.
11:49 It was either that or back.
11:51 Yuck.
11:52 Ugh, this would all be so much easier if I didn't have this huge crush on Zack.
11:58 What?
12:00 You have a huge crush on me?
12:03 Uh...
12:06 Okay.
12:10 Okay.
12:12 Well, this bicycle is one wheel too many.
12:15 Did you just say you have a huge crush on me?
12:27 What?
12:29 No!
12:31 What you heard was I have a huge crush on-- on...
12:35 Jack.
12:37 A boy from my school.
12:40 Yep, a boy from my school named Jack.
12:42 That is who I have a crush on.
12:45 What's his last name?
12:47 I don't know.
12:51 I just have a crush on him.
12:52 It's not like I married him.
12:54 Gotta go.
12:56 Oh, no, Alicia!
13:03 You say you have a crush on me and now you're hiding from Alicia?
13:07 Oh, what's going on?
13:09 Uh...
13:10 You see, um...
13:12 Fine.
13:16 Okay.
13:17 Remember that time I asked you to come over to my house to watch the game?
13:21 Well, it was supposed to be a date.
13:23 Only you brought a date.
13:25 Your girlfriend, Alicia.
13:27 And when she figured out I liked you, I promised her I'd stay away from you.
13:31 Wait, seriously?
13:33 Stay away from me? Bella, that's ridiculous.
13:35 I'm not gonna just break up with Alicia because you tell me you have a crush on me.
13:38 I'm not asking you to break up with Alicia.
13:41 And for the record, I tried really hard not to tell you any of this.
13:45 Hmm, that's funny. You're usually pretty good at not telling me things.
13:48 Like when you didn't tell me I wasn't your only date to homecoming.
13:51 Oh, you wanna talk about homecoming?
13:54 Let's talk about last year when you stood me up because I beat you at football!
14:00 Hey, pretty sure I didn't cry.
14:03 In front of you.
14:05 Anyway, it doesn't even matter because you're just gonna change your mind tomorrow.
14:08 I don't do that.
14:10 Oh, really?
14:11 When I like you, you don't like me.
14:13 When I don't like you, you like me.
14:15 You're in, you're out. You're in, you're out.
14:17 I mean, you're like a walking Katy Perry song.
14:20 Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore because I am definitely out.
14:24 Fine.
14:25 Fine!
14:26 Great!
14:27 Super great!
14:30 It's stuck! It won't open!
14:33 Help! I'm stuck in here with a jerk!
14:38 And I'm stuck in here with a crazy woman!
14:40 Help!
14:42 (shouting)
14:45 Don't give up! Don't give in!
14:47 And then we always win!
14:49 A little bit louder, a little bit worse!
14:54 (shouting)
14:58 Don't give up! Don't give in!
15:00 And then we always win!
15:02 Ha ha! Game, set, and match.
15:08 Now go home and think about what you did.
15:11 You're mean.
15:16 Uh-huh. That's right.
15:18 Does anyone else have the courage to challenge tailgate royalty?
15:25 We don't.
15:27 What?
15:29 No, no, no, doth. We doth not.
15:32 Someone has to teach these monsters a lesson.
15:37 We want a rematch.
15:39 No, thanks. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of getting bored of beating you.
15:44 Yeah, there's got to be some other steps around here we can victimize.
15:48 I saw Coach eating some ribs by himself.
15:51 Oh, word!
15:53 Wait. What if we make it interesting?
15:56 What do you have in mind?
15:58 Yes, crazy person, what do you have in mind?
16:02 You guys call yourselves the king and queen of tailgate.
16:05 But what good are a king and queen without servants?
16:09 Go on.
16:11 One more game.
16:13 If you guys win, we'll be your servants for the rest of the day.
16:16 But if you lose, we're the king and the queen, and you have to be our servants.
16:21 Sounds good to us.
16:23 Sounds good to us? Pepper, you cannot be serious.
16:27 Oh, I most definitely am.
16:30 We're going to hit your butt.
16:33 Do you mean kick our butts?
16:38 Yes.
16:40 Kick your butt.
16:44 I'm sorry. I'm new to trash talking.
16:48 Obviously.
16:52 Oh, come on, open.
16:55 If that ladle doesn't work, there's a box of sporks right there.
16:59 I'm sorry. Should I try one of your super effective jewelry tools instead?
17:03 Maybe you should try your phone for the zillionth time and see if we still have no reception.
17:09 Ha ha, funny.
17:11 Dang it.
17:15 Yes! I got it! The vent's loose!
17:20 Pry it off. I'm trying.
17:22 Here, let me help.
17:24 Oh no, Zack, are you okay?
17:29 Yeah, I'm fine, but the ladle didn't make it.
17:33 All right.
17:36 Can you hoist me up so I can crawl out of the vent and unlock the door from the outside?
17:40 Sure.
17:42 I just want to apologize for what I said earlier.
17:48 Me too.
17:50 Look, I don't want it to be awkward anymore. Can we just be friends?
17:54 Of course. I would like that.
17:57 Here, let me give you a boost.
18:00 Because it's clear we shouldn't be together.
18:03 Yeah, it would never work.
18:06 Let's just put an end to the drama once and for all.
18:10 Totally. Let's count three.
18:13 One.
18:15 Two.
18:18 (whirring)
18:20 Zack?
18:22 Alicia.
18:24 Man, now I'm the fourth wheel.
18:27 Alicia, it's not what it looks like. He was helping me up to the vent.
18:31 Alicia, wait.
18:33 What was I thinking?
18:35 I'm sorry, Bella.
18:39 She was waiting at the chili stand for Zack, and I asked her to come help me get some supplies.
18:44 I had no idea you two were still here.
18:47 It's not your fault.
18:49 Bella, I can only imagine what you're going through.
18:52 You and Zack and all those feelings that...
18:56 Hey! Did y'all break my ladle?
19:00 You know what? We'll talk later.
19:05 (music playing)
19:08 Now, before we begin, I just want to go over some of the rules.
19:17 We know how to play the game, Troy.
19:19 No, I mean the rules of being my servant.
19:22 First, do not look me in the eye.
19:25 Secondly, I will never call you by name.
19:28 If I need you, I will...
19:32 And finally, only refer to me as your highness or, uh, Big Papa.
19:39 All right.
19:43 Here we go.
19:45 (laughs)
19:49 (cheering)
19:52 Huh?
19:53 Uh, what was that?
19:54 Oh, that? That was just the end of your reign, Big Papa.
19:59 (laughs)
20:01 (music playing)
20:04 (cheering)
20:08 (music playing)
20:11 (cheering)
20:18 (cheering)
20:27 (cheering)
20:30 (cheering)
20:39 (cheering)
20:45 (cheering)
20:56 Yes! We win!
20:59 Yeah, you got trapped, sucker!
21:01 (grunts)
21:05 Bam!
21:06 What is going on?
21:10 Allow me to enlighten you.
21:13 I was so annoyed with you two being such jerks to New Atlantis's tailgate,
21:17 so I suggested to New we get you back.
21:20 We've been practicing in my backyard every Sunday.
21:23 Every Sunday? Wait, is that why you missed my slumber party?
21:29 Training.
21:30 Albuena's birthday?
21:32 Training.
21:33 My open mic night?
21:35 We just didn't want to go to that.
21:37 And today we pretended to stink just to lure you into making the bet.
21:43 Which reminds me, I believe you have some crowns that belong to us.
21:48 But I like being queen.
21:52 I'm gonna love it!
21:54 Come on.
21:56 Thank you.
21:58 Milady.
22:02 Milord.
22:03 Now, that's just some churros.
22:06 Yes.
22:08 Yes what?
22:09 Yes...
22:12 Big Papa.
22:15 It feels good to be king.
22:21 (car horn honking)
22:24 Bella, I think enough time has passed.
22:31 Do you want to talk about this?
22:34 I set out to not ruin things for Zack, and that's exactly what I did.
22:39 I feel horrible.
22:41 Actually, I was talking about my ladle.
22:44 You owe me $4.67.
22:49 Oh, look, the other culprit.
22:51 I'll leave you guys to your feelings and such,
22:54 but I will expect prompt reimbursement.
22:57 Bella.
22:59 Oh, Zack, listen.
23:01 Before you say anything,
23:03 I want to apologize for what happened today.
23:06 It was totally my fault, and I never meant to get in the way of you and--
23:10 No, Bella.
23:11 I broke up with Alicia.
23:13 You did?
23:14 It's not fair for me to date her when I like you.
23:19 I like you, too.
23:21 Is this really happening?
23:24 Well, I think it is.
23:27 So what do we do now?
23:30 I think I have an idea.
23:35 I think I have an idea.
23:37 Hello.
23:52 Did I just see fireworks?
23:54 They have pretty good kids, right?
23:57 Hey!
23:58 And they're one!
24:01 Oh, and these fireworks are amazing!
24:04 But they're so bright.
24:07 Sunglasses.
24:09 Here you go.
24:11 Do not look me in the eye.
24:14 Right.
24:15 (laughter)
24:43 Man, I'm sick of being Newton Pepper's servant.
24:46 Yeah, you keep making me get him trills all day
24:49 just to throw him at me.
24:51 Hey, why don't we hide in Thor's truck?
24:55 They'll never find us in there.
24:57 Good idea.
24:58 What was that?
25:10 Did that lock?
25:13 It won't open!
25:15 We're stuck!
25:16 Can anybody hear me?
25:21 Sophie?
25:23 Sawyer?
25:24 Troy and I are in here.
25:26 Can you open the door?