Bella and The Bulldogs Season 2 Epsode 6 Who Killed Tex Fest
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00:00 It answered our request for new training equipment.
00:04 I guess all those emails you sent the principal, photos of Newt's begging face finally worked.
00:09 What can I say? I'm adorable.
00:13 Alright now kids, I insist that you read carefully all the instructions on the equipment before you...
00:22 Not there!
00:23 Oh.
00:25 Woo!
00:26 (laughter)
00:34 You may be winning now, but you'll be jealous when I'm the one with finely toned ankles.
00:39 Fire it up, quiet Chris!
00:43 Can't feel a thing.
00:48 Coach, what's all this?
00:51 Well, I made sure that our new training equipment came with an upgrade to our hydration station.
00:58 The smoothie samurai blender.
01:01 How is a blender supposed to help us train better?
01:04 Oh, well you see, the key to good training is good nutrition.
01:09 Uh, is that ice cream?
01:12 I can't hear you, Dixon!
01:19 Hey, you guys are late for practice. Where have you been?
01:23 Sorry coach, but we just heard the worst news and Ricky had to stop and post about it.
01:28 I have a lot of followers.
01:30 What's the news?
01:33 The principal just cancelled TexFest.
01:35 What? No!
01:38 No!
01:43 (laughter)
01:45 (music)
01:49 (music)
01:53 (music)
01:57 (music)
02:01 (music)
02:05 (music)
02:10 (music)
02:15 (music)
02:20 (music)
02:24 (music)
02:32 Ace McFumbles here, reporting from the front lines as students mourn the loss of TexFest,
02:38 our annual festival of food, fireworks, and fun rides.
02:43 The scent of despair makes even this grizzled news veteran say,
02:47 "Mr. Davis...
02:49 (blows raspberry)
02:51 (laughter)
02:55 I can't believe Mr. Davis called off TexFest.
02:58 Why doesn't he just cancel Christmas while he's at it?
03:01 Yeah, I agree.
03:03 Do you know how many girls' numbers I get at TexFest?
03:06 It's like the Black Friday sale of meeting girls.
03:09 I'm the smooth, sleek 4K TV, and they're the crazy shoppers
03:14 busting down the doors of Troy Mart to just snatch me up.
03:18 (laughter)
03:20 Troy Mart? Is that the new store in the mall with Who Are You Kidding?
03:24 Yeah, it's right next to that store. You Wish You Were Me.
03:28 (laughter)
03:30 What? Her joke was bad, too.
03:33 Guys, okay, we've got to do something.
03:36 The girls shouldn't be able to just take away our favorite tradition.
03:40 I'm not buying it.
03:42 There's no way they would take away TexFest.
03:45 Y'all are trying to trick me.
03:48 It's weird. What are you talking about?
03:51 TexFest is dead.
03:53 Sure it is.
03:55 Or...
03:57 Y'all are trying to trick me.
03:59 Cancel TexFest, you crazy kids.
04:02 Y'all are just messing with me.
04:05 You guys in denial. What are we going to do?
04:08 We've got to get TexFest back.
04:10 Oh, I know. Wait.
04:13 Maybe we could... No.
04:15 What if we...
04:17 There's nothing we can do, Bella. The decision has already been made.
04:20 (laughter)
04:23 I can hear her wheels turning.
04:26 You know, touching my lips in public will only fuel everyone's
04:30 "Will they or won't they" rumors about us.
04:33 No, they won't.
04:36 Ever.
04:38 Okay.
04:40 I say we storm Mr. Davis' office tomorrow
04:43 and let him know how much TexFest means to us
04:45 and demand he bring it back.
04:47 I'm in. Me too.
04:49 Sophie?
04:51 Oh, sorry. I spend enough time in the principal's office.
04:54 I do not want to go voluntarily.
04:57 (laughter)
04:59 (music playing)
05:03 So why are you late this morning?
05:05 It's like the third time this week.
05:07 I know. My mom's in the principal's office right now
05:09 apologizing for making me late again.
05:11 She's been acting really weird lately.
05:13 Like what?
05:15 She keeps missing her alarm in the morning.
05:17 And she's been eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
05:20 That's not weird.
05:22 Ditched and naked.
05:24 And she cries during fast food commercials.
05:28 You can feed your whole family for $9.99.
05:32 (laughter)
05:34 So she's super tired, craving weird foods,
05:38 and she's crazy emotional?
05:41 Sounds like somebody's pregnant.
05:44 Who?
05:46 Your mom.
05:48 What? No.
05:51 Hi, girls.
05:53 Okay, don't worry, sweetie.
05:55 I sorted it all out with Mr. Davis.
05:57 Such a good day.
05:59 (laughter)
06:02 Watch. She's gonna walk back in here in two seconds,
06:05 saying she forgot something in the principal's office.
06:08 Oops. I forgot my keys in the principal's office.
06:12 What?
06:14 Oh.
06:16 Baby brain.
06:18 (music playing)
06:25 Hi, uh, would you like to speak to Mr. Davis, please?
06:28 It's about Tex Fest.
06:30 I'm sorry, but Mr. Davis is not in.
06:32 I know there are probably lots of angry students
06:38 complaining about Tex Fest,
06:40 but all we want is a nice, calm sit-down with him.
06:44 Or a stand-up.
06:46 You know, sitting is actually very unhealthy.
06:48 You should consider a standing desk.
06:51 (laughter)
06:53 Uh-huh.
06:55 But Mr. Davis is not in.
06:57 Okay, step aside, people.
06:59 I got this.
07:01 So, uh, Miss Fernandez, may I call you Denise?
07:04 No.
07:06 So, Miss Fernandez...
07:08 I hope you didn't put any sugar in that coffee,
07:11 'cause, uh, you're already sweet enough.
07:14 You do know your mother and I
07:16 share a pew at church on Sundays, right?
07:19 I did not.
07:22 And I repent.
07:24 Hey, if Mr. Davis isn't in,
07:29 then who turned on that light?
07:31 That light is a sunlamp for his ferns,
07:34 and it's on a timer.
07:36 A timer sunlamp?
07:38 Oh, please, Miss Fernandez,
07:40 you can do better than that.
07:42 Okay, you win.
07:45 The truth is,
07:49 Mr. Davis is actually
07:54 not in!
07:56 Oh, for real?
07:58 Oh, no, she didn't!
08:00 Troy, hold my scrunchie!
08:02 Settle down, wildcat.
08:04 Fine.
08:06 If Mr. Davis wants to play like this,
08:08 then we'll be back tomorrow
08:10 with the whole school behind us.
08:12 Tomorrow morning, the whole school up in here!
08:16 Up in our...
08:18 playslate!
08:20 Oh, I'll see you in church?
08:27 Sophie!
08:39 I talked to my mom, and you were right!
08:41 She's having a baby!
08:43 (screaming)
08:45 Oh, my gosh!
08:47 You're gonna be a big sister!
08:49 Thanks! I'm super excited.
08:52 I've been vision boarding all day.
08:55 We're gonna have matching hairdos,
08:57 matching outfits.
08:58 We're gonna make stripes and florals
09:00 and make it work!
09:02 You do know there's a 50/50 chance
09:05 you could have a boy, right?
09:07 Ew. Why would she want to do that?
09:10 A boy?
09:14 What would we talk about or do together?
09:16 How about we pull off stripes and florals?
09:18 And don't you dare say "pastel."
09:21 Pepper, if it's a boy, it's gonna be okay.
09:25 No, it's not.
09:27 I don't know the first thing about baby boys.
09:30 But I do.
09:31 You should come over to my house this weekend.
09:33 I have to take care of my youngest brother, Berto.
09:36 Okay. Cool.
09:38 Wait. Berto's not the biter, is he?
09:42 No. That's Emilio, and he grew out of it.
09:45 Mostly.
09:47 Bring back Tex-Fest!
09:55 Bring back Tex-Fest!
09:57 Bring back Tex-Fest!
09:59 It's day three of our 24/7 coverage
10:01 of the Tex-Fest fiasco.
10:03 With Bella Dawson leading the protest,
10:05 students have gathered to demand answers
10:07 from the school's resident
10:09 fun-sponge party pooper principal.
10:11 Yes, Mr. Davis, I mean you.
10:14 What in the world is going on here?
10:17 There are 43 students here to see you.
10:22 Sorry, Mr. Davis.
10:24 Guess you can't hide behind your desk,
10:26 ducky watchdog now.
10:28 Watchdog?
10:29 Okay.
10:31 Miss Dawson, what is the meaning of this?
10:33 This is what happens when you try
10:35 to avoid the student body.
10:37 If you hadn't met with us yesterday, we never would--
10:39 Avoid you? I went home sick yesterday.
10:42 Then why did that light turn on in your office
10:45 if you were home sick?
10:47 Oh, the sun lamp for my fern?
10:49 It's on a timer.
10:51 Liar!
10:53 Who said that?
10:57 In any case, we feel it's totally unfair
11:03 that you took away Tex-Fest.
11:05 Yeah, we look forward to it all year.
11:07 It's just plain un-texting you to cancel it.
11:10 Mr. Davis, we're not leaving here
11:12 until we get some answers.
11:14 That's right.
11:16 I canceled Tex-Fest
11:18 'cause we didn't have the money this year.
11:20 Oh, yeah? And where did the money go?
11:23 To pay for that fancy sun lamp timer for your ferns?
11:26 Ouch.
11:28 I understand you're upset,
11:32 but I suggest we discuss this privately.
11:35 Why? Do you have something to hide?
11:37 Miss Dawson--
11:38 We're not leaving here until we get the truth.
11:41 That's right.
11:43 All right. Tex-Fest was canceled this year
11:46 'cause the money that would have gone to it
11:48 went for that new football field
11:50 and all that new equipment y'all been asking for.
11:53 What?
11:54 We killed Tex-Fest?
11:57 Yep, you did.
11:59 In a shocking turn of events,
12:02 the football team killed Tex-Fest.
12:04 In other news,
12:06 a new high school student
12:08 throws a pudding cup at quarterback.
12:10 Huh?
12:11 Hurry! If we make it to the locker room, we'll be safe!
12:28 Maybe we lost them!
12:30 Wait, let's talk about this.
12:35 Joke's on you. I love banana pudding.
12:38 Oh, it's lemon.
12:41 Where's Newt?
12:50 I'm right here. Open up!
12:52 Whoa, wait! Get in here!
12:54 Newt, why'd you fall behind?
12:58 Stupid heavy ankle weights slowing me.
13:03 I just wish the school hadn't turned on us so quickly.
13:07 Who can blame them? We made this mess.
13:10 Disperse, or I will give the whole school detention!
13:14 Thank goodness that worked.
13:18 I cannot give the whole school detention.
13:21 You can't?
13:23 Good to know.
13:25 Listen, I'm sorry I kept the team in the dark,
13:28 but this is exactly the kind of chaos
13:30 I was trying to avoid.
13:32 I don't get it.
13:34 Why did the school spend that much money on the team
13:36 if it meant cutting TexFest?
13:38 Well, it was a tough choice,
13:40 but I knew how much the team wanted that new equipment.
13:42 Otherwise, you wouldn't have sent me all those e-mails
13:44 with Newt's picture in them.
13:46 Curse my adorable face.
13:49 Okay, well, then we'll give our equipment up.
13:52 We'll return it and use the money to bring back TexFest.
13:55 Whoa, hey, now.
13:57 Let's not go crazy here, Belle.
13:59 We need that new equipment.
14:01 Do we...
14:04 Do we really need parachutes and football-throwing machines?
14:07 Well, when you say it in that tone,
14:10 everything sounds ridiculous.
14:12 Do we really need oxygen?
14:14 See what I'm saying?
14:16 Look, it's too late.
14:18 I can't return used equipment.
14:20 Just give it some time.
14:22 I'm sure all will be forgotten by next TexFest.
14:27 That's a year away!
14:29 What are we gonna do now?
14:31 I'm gonna help my sister get pudding out of Suede.
14:33 Put on a car wash.
14:37 Suede in a car wash at Bella.
14:39 Are you listening to yourself?
14:41 No, Newt.
14:45 Maybe we can earn enough money with a car wash fundraiser
14:48 to bring back TexFest.
14:53 We are not going down in history as the team who killed TexFest.
14:57 Bring it in, Bulldogs!
14:59 Hoorah!
15:01 Coach?
15:03 Yeah?
15:05 Is there a storm coming?
15:07 Yeah.
15:08 Thanks to you guys, there's a 60% chance of pudding.
15:12 I'm sorry I'm late. I...
15:20 I didn't want to come.
15:23 Pepper, you'll be fine.
15:25 This is Berto.
15:27 And we'd like to officially welcome you
15:29 to the glamorous world of being a big sister.
15:32 Thank you.
15:35 Now, baby boys are all about the three Fs.
15:40 Farts, food, and unfortunately, more farts.
15:44 Ahem.
15:50 Wow. He really likes that.
15:53 Yeah. Boys aren't complicated.
15:55 Oh.
15:59 Uh, Emilio's calling.
16:01 I better take this.
16:03 ¿Qué pasa?
16:05 Wait, you're where?
16:07 I'll be right there.
16:09 Emilio and Rafa are stuck in a dumpster down the street.
16:13 Do you have to help them now?
16:15 Normally, I just leave them there.
16:17 But it's trash day.
16:19 But you can't go. What about Berto?
16:21 You'll be fine. Just remember the three Fs.
16:24 You got this, big sis.
16:26 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby.
16:34 Don't cry.
16:36 Uh...
16:38 Why isn't this working?
16:41 Farts don't fail me now.
16:43 Uh-oh.
16:48 Big sis in big trouble.
16:50 All right. This is going to be hard work,
16:57 but it'll be worth it if we can save Tax Fest.
17:00 Uh, do we have everything we need?
17:02 Buckets?
17:04 Check. I borrowed these from my cows
17:06 and asked them to hold their milk till I get home.
17:09 They were not pleased.
17:11 And I got my stepmom Brenda's Aegean sea sponges.
17:15 She doesn't need them. You can't scrub off crazy.
17:18 Troy, what did you bring?
17:21 My unbridled enthusiasm and tireless work ethic.
17:24 I didn't know I was supposed to bring something.
17:29 Well, okay, I brought soap, so...
17:34 How about we set everything up right here?
17:37 Right there where our soup.
17:45 Oh, hey, guys, uh, this is a car wash,
17:49 but why not?
17:51 We can wash the bikes, too.
17:53 Uh, you're the one who's going to need a wash.
17:56 This is for Tax Fest.
17:58 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:00 What? No tip?
18:05 I brought this on myself.
18:13 Mm-hmm.
18:15 This is amazing.
18:23 We'll have enough money for Tax Fest in no time.
18:26 Check it, guys.
18:28 I just got a $5 tip and a high school hottie's number.
18:31 Hey, it looks like a license plate number.
18:33 Still a number.
18:35 Hey, Coach.
18:39 Hey.
18:41 My classmates covered my truck in pudding.
18:44 Don't worry. We'll clean it up and make it good as new.
18:47 Yep, for 15 bucks.
18:49 Oh, you think I'm made of money?
18:51 I'll tell you what.
18:53 I'll give you 10 and any change you find in the seats.
18:56 Fine.
18:59 Cheapskate.
19:01 Bam! That's how Coach makes a deal.
19:04 Hey, I found a $20 bill in the back.
19:09 Of course you did.
19:11 What do we have here?
19:18 It's a Tax Fest fundraiser,
19:20 and we have made more than enough money to bring it back.
19:23 Bright news?
19:25 Including tips, we've raised $2,435.
19:28 Whoo!
19:30 Have the free car wash down, Mr. D.
19:32 Well, I do appreciate your efforts,
19:34 but Tax Fest costs the school about five times that amount.
19:38 Sorry, kids.
19:40 Tax Fest is not happening.
19:42 But I will take that free car wash.
19:45 For real?
19:49 Well, I refuse to go a year without Tax Fest,
19:53 even if I have to do it myself.
19:56 Huh. Shoot.
19:58 Wait, okay, that's exactly what we're going to do,
20:05 but without the...
20:08 that.
20:10 Newt, go tell Asa Broadcast that Tax Fest is back on.
20:14 The rest of you, follow me.
20:16 We've got one last play to make.
20:18 Hey!
20:22 What about my free car wash?
20:24 Aw, man.
20:26 Please eat the food.
20:30 It's the second F.
20:32 Ugh! I stink at being a big sister.
20:35 (farting)
20:37 Okay, that is hurtful.
20:40 (farting)
20:43 Oh, you want farts.
20:46 I know, but the toy broke.
20:48 (farting)
20:51 Me? Fart?
20:53 I can't do that.
20:57 (farting)
20:59 Okay, okay, I'll try.
21:01 Uh...
21:03 (farting)
21:05 (farting)
21:07 (farting)
21:09 I'm sorry, I'm a private farter.
21:12 (farting)
21:14 I can't do it with you looking at me.
21:17 (farting)
21:19 (farting)
21:21 I can't do it.
21:23 Wait.
21:25 What just happened?
21:27 No, please, you were just happy.
21:29 Come on.
21:31 (farting)
21:33 (farting)
21:35 (farting)
21:37 (laughing)
21:39 Nice moves.
21:41 I told you baby boys were easy.
21:43 Thanks, Sophie.
21:45 But I'm still crossing my fingers for a girl.
21:48 Just in case.
21:51 Still might want to invest in a fart machine.
21:54 (farting)
21:56 (farting)
21:58 You got this, right, big sis?
22:00 All right.
22:02 Your palms are so shiny.
22:14 Thanks, it's my glitter hand cream.
22:17 The amazing Ricardo sees something...
22:21 soft, sweet, and pink in your future.
22:26 Is it a baby sister?
22:28 Here you go, pup.
22:30 Close enough.
22:32 No!
22:36 You tell Coach he has to knock down all six milk bottles
22:39 to win the giant teddy bear.
22:41 I don't care if he's crying.
22:44 Bella, this is incredible.
22:47 How'd y'all manage to do this?
22:49 We used the money from the car wash,
22:51 and our new equipment came in real handy for carnival games.
22:55 (laughter)
22:57 Well, I can see how much Texas means to everyone,
23:08 so you have my word it will never get canceled again.
23:11 Thanks, Mr. Davis.
23:13 Now, if you'll excuse me,
23:15 I have to thank everyone for actually showing up.
23:17 All right.
23:23 What's up, Silverado?
23:26 (cheers and applause)
23:28 Thank you for coming to our version of TexFest.
23:32 You're all such great fans of the football team,
23:35 and we felt terrible that we were the reason TexFest was canceled.
23:39 So we know this isn't quite the real thing,
23:42 but we still hope you're having a good time.
23:44 Are y'all having fun?
23:46 (cheers and applause)
23:48 And as a final piece offering,
23:51 I'd like to direct your attention to the dunk tank
23:54 where my fellow Bulldogs and I will be taking turns getting dunked.
23:58 So if you're still having any hard feelings about TexFest,
24:02 stop throwing pudding...
24:04 Guess I'm looking at you, Stacey.
24:06 ...and start throwing footballs.
24:12 First up in the tank is the brave Troy Dixon!
24:17 (cheers and applause)
24:20 Don't worry, ladies, I can assure you,
24:23 these good looks are waterproof.
24:25 Nice art, Miss Fernandez.
24:32 I'll see you in church.
24:35 Whatever happens, fans, I love you.
24:43 Oh, no.
24:46 (bell dings)
24:48 Nope, time out. I forgot to take my spoon.
24:55 Oh, oh, sugar beans.
25:03 Excuse me, is the water heated?
25:12 Why do I have to go twice?
25:15 Oh, for three? Come on, my grandma throws better than that.
25:25 (audience laughing)