Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 13 Traitor Dater
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00:00Eww, Sawyer. Thank you. That was so sweet. He knows I love extra pepperoni, so he picked
00:14them off his pizza and gave them to me. Oh, so romantic. Gross.
00:22DJ, meet the girls. Girls, meet my little brother, DJ.
00:28What's up, ladies? You can call me the Deech. Yeah, I can see how you're related.
00:33Yeah, well, with my dad overseas, I've got to be a responsible role model, so naturally
00:38I brought him here to work on his math game. Show him what you got, little man.
00:42Time to get to work. Oh, you know it. Yeah, little dude wants to
00:48be just like me. That's why I'm going to ask Coach to make him my little buddy in the Bulldog
00:52Buddies program. Oh, I signed up to mentor little kids for
00:56the rest of the year, too. I know it can be hard to fit in when you're that age.
01:01Yeah, I don't think DJ's going to have any problems fitting in.
01:04Hey, girl, want to come over, play some video games, and then see where the afternoon takes
01:10us? Will there be chocolate chip cookies?
01:14Oh, you know it. Okay.
01:15They worked at work. She said yes. Okay, okay, but remember the rule. Wait before
01:23you celebrate. Get them, DJs!
01:34They're still here. Be cool, be cool.
01:46You won't find me in the bleachers. Now that girl is one of us.
01:51I'm made of spice and sugar. She's pretty, so pretty tough.
01:55We're not a little bitter. We are to the grind of dust.
01:59And you get, you get, a game changer, playmaker.
02:03Take the ball. She'll see you later.
02:05I'm going to dream like, team like, living like one of the four.
02:09She got it going, going. She got it going on.
02:13I'm going to play like Friday night, kicking like one of the four.
02:18She got it going, going. She got it going on.
02:30Okay, listen up. I just want to thank everyone who signed up
02:34to be a big buddy and mentor a little buddy. I'm so excited.
02:38When I was a little buddy, I looked up to my mentor, and now I'll have a little buddy
02:42who looks up to me. Newt, your little buddy is Alex.
02:46Oh.
02:52Please tell me you're Alex's dad.
02:56Nope.
02:58We're your parents feeding you.
03:01You're going to be with DJ.
03:04Oh, hold on, coach. DJ and I wanted to be together.
03:07Yeah, sorry, that's not how it works. The pairings are random.
03:11Troy, you're with Roland.
03:16What?
03:21Do you have any sunblock?
03:25Again, what?
03:27Troy, you said we could be together.
03:29Look, coach, I'm serious, all right? You got to make this work for us.
03:33Otherwise, I will never catch another pass for you again.
03:36Do you want to sit on the bench?
03:38DJ, you're with Fellow.
03:40Aw.
03:41Don't worry, DJ. It'll be fine.
03:44I can't think of a better bulldog buddy for you than Fellow.
03:46But, Troy!
03:48DJ, I promise, we're going to have so much fun together.
03:50Now, what do you want to do first?
03:52How about I show you how to do a proper touchdown dance?
04:00I don't know what she's doing, but I want her to stop.
04:03Okay.
04:05All right. Don't worry. Just try to make the best of it.
04:08Whatever. I'm feeling me.
04:14Okay.
04:20Sawyer, I was so touched by your pepperoni gift
04:24that I got something for you to put in your locker.
04:27Oh, thanks, Pepper.
04:29This is so thoughtful.
04:33A goat?
04:35Oh, that's Mabel.
04:37She saved me from a rattlesnake when I was a toddler.
04:39She's like a second mom to me.
04:42That's so romantic.
04:44I wish a girl would give me a framed picture
04:46of a goat for my locker.
04:48I'd be happy to,
04:50but I can't promise it'll be a picture of the front end.
04:54I'll take it.
04:56You know what they say.
04:58Don't look a gift goat in the butt.
05:01Who says that?
05:03You know, they.
05:09Pepper, this is really cool
05:12and kind of makes me want to ask you something
05:14I've been thinking about.
05:16Come here.
05:20How can I put this in a way you'd understand?
05:24When a billy goat is looking for a nanny goat,
05:28he assesses the silkiness of her hair,
05:30the length of her beard.
05:34Do you see where I'm going with this?
05:36Not at all.
05:39I'm asking you to be my girlfriend.
05:43Oh, my gosh. Of course I'll be your girlfriend.
05:47I'm a girlfriend.
05:49No way.
05:51This is amazing. Your first boyfriend.
05:53I know, I know, I know.
05:57Nice work. I'm so happy for you.
05:59And now you have a reason
06:01to wear that Manther body spray I gave you.
06:03Still no.
06:09Okay, so you don't want me
06:11to give you any advice about school
06:13and you don't want to talk about
06:15problems with your friends.
06:17Oh, do you want me to help you
06:19with your homework?
06:21No, definitely not.
06:23I guess I can teach you
06:25how to do my touchdown dance.
06:27I've changed my mind.
06:29I'd like to do some homework.
06:33Oh, sorry. I didn't know you guys were down here.
06:35You, uh, you having fun?
06:37Yes. Please, save me.
06:41Okay, yeah, it's been a little bit rocky
06:43but we're getting to the good part.
06:45A healthy snack of celery
06:47and peanut butter.
06:49Does she know anything about kids?
06:53Okay, all right.
06:55Why don't you guys go toss the football around?
06:57DJ loves that.
06:59Great, let's do it.
07:01You wanna go play some football too, Roland?
07:03Do I look like I've ever wanted
07:06to play football?
07:08Okay, uh,
07:10how about some video games then?
07:12Look, Troy,
07:14this isn't working out
07:16and neither of us wants to do this.
07:18So why don't we get new buddies?
07:20We can do that?
07:22Yes, it says in here
07:24as long as all four buddies agree
07:26we can get new partners.
07:28Well, there's music to my ears.
07:30I'm about to be reunited
07:32with my little brother.
07:35Sorry,
07:37I'm not allowed to participate
07:39in contact sports.
07:41I'm not surprised.
07:49So,
07:51what do your parents think about you having a boyfriend?
07:53Um,
07:55I actually haven't talked to them about it yet
07:57but I'm sure they'll be fine.
07:59I don't know,
08:01parents get funny about this type of thing.
08:03We need to figure this out without them knowing.
08:05Who wants lemonade?
08:07And here's our chance.
08:09Hey,
08:11um, can we get some advice?
08:13Sure.
08:15Um, so,
08:17there is a girl on our cheer squad.
08:19Yeah,
08:21she's our age.
08:23Same age as us.
08:25And, um,
08:27she needs to get a present for her boyfriend.
08:29He's also our age.
08:32Same age as us.
08:34What do you think she should get him?
08:36She shouldn't get him anything
08:38because she shouldn't have a boyfriend.
08:40Yeah, because if she's your age,
08:42she's way too young.
08:44I didn't know you felt that way.
08:46We are so glad that you're not dealing with
08:48that kind of boy-girl stuff yet.
08:52Okay.
08:54Yeah,
08:56middle school boys don't care about girls' feelings.
08:58They're all shallow,
09:01heartbreakers.
09:03They're not all like that.
09:05I was.
09:07Honey, you're our baby,
09:09and we wouldn't want to see you get hurt.
09:11And that's why you're not allowed to have a boyfriend
09:13for a long time.
09:15Good thing
09:17she doesn't have one, then.
09:19Of course she doesn't.
09:21Right.
09:23I don't have a boyfriend.
09:25Anymore.
09:31Man,
09:33this quarterback stuff is so cool.
09:35What's it like after you take a snap?
09:37Let me show you.
09:39I take a three-step drop.
09:41The defense is closing in on me.
09:43I quickly scan the field
09:45to see which one of my receivers is open.
09:47Then...
09:49Hey!
09:51Then Troy screams at me from across the field
09:53whether he's open or not.
09:55DJ, come over here.
09:57I got some good news.
09:59What's going on?
10:01Get ready, because I'm about to make your day.
10:03I just found out
10:05that if all four of us agree to it,
10:07then we can switch buddies.
10:09So now you and I can be together
10:11and you don't have to deal with Bella and her.
10:13Fucking good, Troy!
10:17Okay, so what do you say?
10:19Should we go break the news to her?
10:21Actually, I'm going to stay with Bella.
10:23Wait.
10:25You're choosing her over me?
10:28Sorry, bro.
10:30She's teaching me how to throw a football.
10:32But that doesn't make any sense.
10:34Why would you want to throw a football
10:36when you want to be a wide receiver
10:38like the Troy?
10:40I don't want to be a wide receiver anymore.
10:42What do you mean?
10:44I want to be a quarterback, just like Bella.
10:46You want to be just like her.
10:50Oh, you know it.
10:52Go, Bella!
10:54Go, Bella!
10:57Go, DJ!
11:01What is going on?
11:13Great practice, guys.
11:15Now, before you go,
11:17there's been some complaints
11:19that someone has been
11:21taking your teammates' body products
11:23and not replacing them.
11:25I only have one thing to say to that.
11:27Newt, I'm sorry.
11:31It's okay, coach.
11:33Men have done far worse
11:35for cookie batter body butter.
11:37I don't know whether to rub it
11:39on my elbows or eat it.
11:47Hey, DJ.
11:49Foosball at the Starrcade?
11:51You're so on.
11:54Oh, do you want to talk to Troy?
11:56No?
11:58You're good?
12:00He'll talk to you later.
12:02Cool.
12:04See you in 30.
12:08Hey, Dixon.
12:10What's with the attitude?
12:12I'm sorry, coach.
12:14I'm just frustrated.
12:16You want to talk in my office?
12:18I got a box of cookies
12:20with your name on it.
12:23But it was delivered to my office,
12:25so finders eaters, I say.
12:31Now, what's going on, Dixon?
12:33Look, coach, when I signed up
12:35with DJ to do Bulldog Buddies,
12:37I didn't know it was going to be random.
12:39So now Bella's DJ's big buddy
12:41and she's becoming his idol.
12:43We never hang out.
12:45He wants to be a quarterback
12:47and he's dancing like a...
12:49Well, man, he's dancing like Bella.
12:51You know, son,
12:53it sounds like you're in
12:55a Rhonda Pettigrew situation.
12:57Rhonda Petta who?
12:59Yeah.
13:01She was my college girlfriend.
13:03At least she was until she broke up
13:05with me and started dating
13:07Chuck Bataro.
13:09It left me crying
13:11into my acid-wash jacket.
13:13Oh.
13:15That's so sad.
13:17I know. She broke my heart.
13:20Oh, no.
13:22The image of you in an acid-wash jacket,
13:24that's...
13:26Hey, son,
13:28I pulled it off
13:30and the leather pants helped.
13:32Ha-ha!
13:36Anyway,
13:38I knew once
13:40Rhonda realized
13:42what she'd been missing,
13:44she'd come back to me.
13:46Ah, I see what you're saying.
13:49I know what he's missing.
13:51That's some good advice, coach. Thanks.
13:55Hey, uh,
13:57Rhonda came back, right?
13:59Oh, yeah. Yeah, she came back.
14:03To pick up her stuff.
14:11Ladies, I am so excited
14:13about the union of Pepper and Sawyer.
14:15I coined a new nickname for them,
14:17Team Boyer.
14:19Um, sorry, Newt,
14:21but that's a no-go.
14:23Yeah, now that I've said it out loud,
14:25I'm a little less confident.
14:27It's not the nickname.
14:29My parents won't let me date.
14:31What? No, that's horrible.
14:33Why would they keep you two lovebirds apart?
14:35They say I'm too young.
14:39And now I have to break up
14:41with my first boyfriend.
14:43Oh, man.
14:46I know. I can't look.
14:48But I can't look away.
14:53Wow, that wasn't too bad at all.
14:55I was expecting way more tears.
14:57Pepper's a strong girl.
14:59I was talking about Sawyer.
15:03Whoa.
15:05He seemed pretty okay with the breakup.
15:07Well, that might be
15:09because we didn't break up.
15:11Pepper? I couldn't do it.
15:13I like him so much.
15:16I'm thinking I'll keep dating Sawyer
15:18but won't tell my parents
15:20because they'll freak out.
15:24And, Sawyer, are you gonna tell him about your parents' rule?
15:26No way.
15:28Then he'll freak out.
15:30But in a really cute way.
15:32I like him so much.
15:34I don't know about this plan.
15:36I mean, how long do you honestly think
15:38you're gonna keep this up?
15:40I don't know.
15:42Just until my parents are okay with me having a boyfriend.
15:45So I'm thinking
15:47senior year?
15:49College?
15:51Yeah, you're right.
15:53Or wedding.
15:55Well, I'm on the side of love
15:57no matter how it exists.
15:59Even if it's in secret.
16:01Thanks, New.
16:03I gotta go.
16:05I promised my little buddy a piggyback ride.
16:07This is not what I expected
16:09when you asked for a piggyback ride.
16:11But I can work with it.
16:13Now remember, you should have fun,
16:15look happy, and most importantly
16:17make DJ see what he's missing
16:19so he'll want to switch buddies.
16:21Let's do it.
16:23Okay, now pretend like we've been talking about something really funny, alright?
16:25Woo!
16:27Oh!
16:29Hey, guys.
16:31Didn't even see you there.
16:33What's up? Just playing some foosball?
16:35That's cool.
16:37How about a little two-on-two?
16:39You and DJ versus me and Roland here.
16:42Ooh, nice shot, Deej.
16:44Deej?
16:46Well, you know,
16:48me and, uh, Roland
16:50really came to spit game at girls anyway.
16:52He's like a little brother to me.
16:54Right, Roland?
16:56Who's Roland?
16:58Okay, you know,
17:00I think that girl over there
17:02is checking you out, Roland.
17:04Now remember, do it just like Detroit taught you.
17:06Now go get them digits.
17:08Ha ha ha!
17:12Ha ha ha!
17:14Excuse me, miss.
17:16You have very fair skin.
17:18I hope you're wearing sunblock.
17:20No!
17:22What? That is not what I taught you, man!
17:24Oh, right!
17:26Yeah.
17:28What's good, bae?
17:30Ha ha ha!
17:32Ha ha ha!
17:34Ha ha ha!
17:36Bulldog buddies!
17:38Woof, woof, woof!
17:41First a dance,
17:43now a special handshake?
17:45Uh-uh. Come on.
17:47Ha ha ha!
17:49Hey, quit looking and throw around.
17:51Let a real athlete get some of this.
17:53Ha ha! Yeah!
17:55Wonder boy!
17:57How do you like that, Deej?
17:59Or that? Ha ha!
18:01Yeah, impressive, huh?
18:03Troy, stop bugging me and Bella.
18:05We're trying to practice.
18:07This is important.
18:09So I guess I'm not important anymore?
18:11Whoa! It's not like that, Troy.
18:13It's okay.
18:15No, it's not okay!
18:17Look, he's supposed to be my little buddy
18:19because he's my little brother.
18:21But you know what?
18:23You two can have each other.
18:25I'm out of here.
18:31So...
18:33What's good, bae?
18:35Ha ha ha!
18:38Yup.
18:40My pizza stone is made
18:42from the roof tiles of a Tuscan villa.
18:44That's what makes
18:46Make Your Own Pizza night so great.
18:48Right, Pepper?
18:50Nah.
18:52I kinda like that mommy's smiley face
18:54instead of pepperonis.
18:56That's a cheap gimmick.
18:58Huh?
19:00There's a timer now.
19:02Honey, that's a smoke alarm.
19:04Oh, no.
19:06Hey, girlfriend.
19:07What are you doing?
19:08I can't let my parents find out about it.
19:09You can't just leave them out there.
19:10Okay, fine.
19:11Hey, sorry about the door.
19:12Our house is haunted?
19:13Ooh, scary.
19:14You left your scarf at the Stargate, and I thought I'd bring it to you.
19:33Arcade and I thought I'd bring it to you. Thanks, I'll see you at school. Pepper, are these your friends? Yeah, just friends.
19:43Well I'm glad he came by, he can be guest judges for my newest pizza creation. Oh
19:48don't mind him, he has this fantasy that he's gonna end up a contestant on Super
19:52Chef. Well, let's let Pepper's friends be the judge. Okay.
20:00I tried to stop him but I didn't know what to do. If Pepper's parents find out
20:05the truth about Sawyer, their heads will explode. I'll do what I can. Well, what do
20:12you think?
20:16Smoky. Why don't you try mine? A smiley face, what a cute gimmick.
20:29Oh, here you go Pepper. Here you go, Smoky. Here you go, Newt. What are you guys doing?
20:42Yeah, what are we doing? Uh, it's a new game we play. Right. Musical pepperonis,
20:50whoever gets them last has to eat them all, Newt.
20:54Oh, they've touched so many hands.
20:59I didn't know this was a game, I was just trying to be a good boyfriend. Uh, did you say
21:04boyfriend? He said, boyfroom, which in French means boy with a, uh, froom.
21:15What is going on here? Why is this kid calling himself your boyfriend? Because
21:21she's my girlfriend. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pepper, you know we said you're too young to have a
21:28boyfriend. Mom and Dad, I am so sorry. Sawyer, I, I didn't tell them about you
21:38because I didn't want to stop seeing you. What? You never told them? Dad, Sawyer's not the type of boy you're worried about. He's sweet and polite and he cares about my feelings. Pepper, it's okay. Mr. and Mrs. Silverstein, if I'd known you didn't approve of Pepper having a boyfriend, I would have never asked her out. I'm so sorry. I'll see myself out.
22:07Sawyer, wait. Gabe, he has good intentions and he seems like he'd be careful with her feelings.
22:16I don't know. Gabe, he pretended to like your terrible pizza. You're right, that kid's a saint.
22:25Pepper, you can have a boyfriend. Yes! I can have a boyfriend! And I can keep my girlfriend!
22:33Does this mean I can stop eating all this pepperoni?
22:36Ah, hey, it's the Bulldog Buddies. Don't worry, I won't get in the way of your little bro-mance or
23:04bro-cis-mance. Fembro-mance? Whatever, I'm out. Man, you've been acting crazy. What's going on with
23:14you, Troy? Bella, you know exactly what's going on. You stole my brother from me. What? Huh?
23:21Look, you used to be my biggest fan, man, and now you're Bella's. What happened to you?
23:27We go all the way back to when you were just a bump in Mom's stomach.
23:31That's deep. How could you just throw that away? It's not like that. Troy, you're my hero. I am?
23:41Come on. I stayed with Bella because I realized she can teach me how to be a QB. And if I learn
23:49how to be a QB, one day we both play in the NFL, I can throw a touchdown pass to you.
23:56Dixon to Dixon? Oh, you know what?
24:01Hey, come here.
24:05I can't believe you thought I was dumping you for Bella. I know, man, I just, I wasn't thinking
24:10straight. But with Dad away, the men in the house need to stick together. Hey, I forgive you, bro.
24:17Hey, I forgive you, bro.
24:22On one condition, you have to do a proper touchdown dance.
24:30Okay, no, I'm not doing that. You look like a couple of chickens riding bicycles. You know you love it.
24:37Go, Troy! Go, Troy! Is it your birthday? Go, Troy! Go, Troy!
24:49That was a roller coaster ride, but I'm glad it all worked out between Pepper and Sawyer.
24:53Yeah, pizza night was pretty crazy. I'd love to stay and chat, but my ride's here.
25:00Being a mentor is so rewarding. To the vending machines, Alex!
25:06Wait, I left my wallet in my locker. Sorry.
25:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's in there. It's in my pocket. Back to the vending machines, Alex!
25:19Oh, you're so gonna hate me for this, but I meant the upstairs vending machines.