Aired (April 28, 2024): Breaking news mga ka-TBATS, si EA Guzman daw ay natagpuan sa EDSA na tumatakbong naka hubad, alamin ang boung detalye sa ulat ni Shaira Diaz!
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00:00 [music]
00:05 [music]
00:09 Good evening!
00:10 I am EA Guzman and this is the "Bawal na Tumawa" newscast.
00:16 We don't have any ideas for what we will read on Teleprompter.
00:20 But I can do this because I am a good artist.
00:25 In fact, I am better than Paulo Contis and Michael V.
00:30 It's better if they leave the showbiz.
00:35 Meanwhile, a man was arrested yesterday after he ran into Edsa, who was almost naked.
00:43 Warning, we will show you a picture that is a bit silly.
00:47 Here is the picture of the maniac suspect.
00:52 There! I told you.
00:55 In fairness, the suspect is handsome.
00:59 He has a very high hand.
01:01 He looks small.
01:03 Saira, my question is, what can you say?
01:09 I don't want to talk anymore because there might be a lot of jealous gays here in the studio.
01:16 In a news that went viral, a sun bear or a small bear was found in a zoo in China.
01:23 It is not a real bear if it is not a person wearing a costume.
01:28 This is what happened in a zoo in Mindanao where a big monkey was mistaken.
01:35 Here is the exclusive picture of the monkey. Let's see.
01:38 [monkey sounds]
01:45 To be fair, it looks like a real human being.
01:49 Super Tegla, what can you say?
01:51 [beep]
01:53 I swear, you will not come back here.
01:57 I am Shaira.
01:59 [beep]
02:00 Meanwhile, a breed of dog without a tail won the world's ugliest dog.
02:10 The dog is 7 years old and lives in California.
02:15 Are you ready, Shaira?
02:18 Here is the picture of the ugliest dog in the world.
02:22 [dog barking]
02:25 It's still barking.
02:26 It's also barking.
02:27 Why is it like that?
02:29 Meanwhile, let's go straight to the showbiz news.
02:35 There is a big change happening in our morning show, Tiktok Live.
02:40 In yesterday's meeting, I suggested that Ravia Mateo be the host.
02:45 Kuya Kim and Mamang Pokwang did not help.
02:49 Kuya Jason also did not have a bag.
02:51 In short, I will be the only one left in the show.
02:54 Thank you, Lord, for this blessing.
02:56 Right?
02:57 Faith, don't get involved in this because I am also a semi-reg.
03:02 I just want to let you know that your last day is tomorrow in Tiktok Live.
03:07 You will not be coming back.
03:09 Hello to my neurologist, who I love so much, Ate Kai and Mother Mildred.
03:15 Thank you for understanding.
03:17 Until next week, let's check up and stop here in...
03:23 Bawal Kum Bawal Newscast!
03:25 My back hurts.
03:30 You're so good!
03:32 That's amazing!
03:34 I can imagine what the news will be like.
03:36 What will happen?
03:38 Kuya Pao, Kuya Pitoy.
03:40 No, no, no.
03:42 Why didn't you do that?
03:43 I just read it.
03:45 EA suggested it to the writer.
03:49 Oh, no!
03:50 It's okay, Faith.
03:51 He didn't suggest it.
03:52 No, I wrote it.
03:54 There, you're so good.
03:58 That's amazing.
03:59 It's so close to the picture.
04:01 Because we're going to show a lot.
04:02 Look at the one with the brief.
04:04 I don't want to do that.
04:06 I just want to do it once.
04:08 You're so good.
04:10 That's right.
04:11 You should've said it.
04:12 Where?
04:13 Where's the kind of picture you want?
04:15 Ah, ****.
04:17 Picture of before and before.
04:21 No after.
04:23 This is the after.
04:25 Wow!
04:26 I'm such a dog.
04:28 And of course,
04:31 that issue on TikTok is really coming out.
04:33 I'm reading it.
04:34 It's like there's an issue with another host.
04:35 What?
04:36 Yes.
04:37 What is it?
04:38 Sorry.
04:40 [Click on episode #116 to see why the host is so good at TikTok]
04:45 [Click on episode #116 to see why the host is so good at TikTok]
04:50 [Click on episode #116 to see why the host is so good at TikTok]
04:54 [Click on episode #116 to see why the host is so good at TikTok]