Aired (December 17, 2023): Masasabi mo talagang ito ang Best Christmas Ever dahil muling nagbabalik sa TBATS ang Mema Squad para makisaya!
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00 Kuya Rafi Valdez is a regular studio audience in GMA's shows.
00:05 He shouts, laughs, and gives joy to his audience.
00:11 - I'm going to beat you up! - Forgive me!
00:13 - Stop! - Please!
00:14 - Please forgive me! - He's still answering!
00:17 A lot of people are asking how's your love life?
00:21 - It's good! - It's close to you!
00:23 - What? - Ouch!
00:25 It hurts!
00:26 Here's one for you.
00:27 You naughty boy loves Santa.
00:30 - Oh! - Naughty boy!
00:32 - Let's go! - Ouch!
00:34 What's that?
00:35 Live from the GMA Network Studios,
00:40 it's the Bubay and Tekla Show!
00:44 That's it! Good evening, Kapuso!
00:49 Hello, Katibas!
00:51 And welcome to the special Christmas episode of
00:54 T-BATS Tawa is Live!
00:57 Fantastic! And of course, because Christmas is for the whole family,
01:02 the T-BATS family is complete tonight.
01:04 That's right, my friend! I'm excited to be here with us!
01:08 Tonight, we're here in the studio with the MEMA Squad family
01:12 who agreed to be our guest tonight even if they don't have a single peso of talent fee!
01:17 That's a lot!
01:18 Please welcome, Hibida Cortez, Jenny Gabrielle, Ian Redd,
01:22 and the one and only, Janice Guzman!
01:27 - There! - Wow!
01:29 Merry Christmas to all of you!
01:31 Why is the energy so high?
01:33 Because you said you don't have a single peso, but you do!
01:36 50,000 pesos!
01:38 - 50,000 pesos! - Yay!
01:40 - 50,000 pesos each! - Okay, okay, okay.
01:41 - I request you to... - Wait, just a second.
01:43 What do you think if we all just join together again?
01:46 - Nothing. - Nothing?
01:48 Sir, do you not want to ask that?
01:50 - Of course, I'm happy to join you. - How?
01:53 - This is the truth. - You don't want to?
01:55 - You don't want to? - You don't have a single peso?
01:57 The MEMA Squad has been around for almost 3 years.
02:00 So, of course, we miss you both so much.
02:03 But you know, we don't have a role.
02:05 We're all from around the country.
02:07 - Yes! - Yes!
02:08 - And the T-Buds have made a difference in our lives. - Why?
02:11 - Janvick has a business. - Yes.
02:13 Ian Redd has just given his boyfriend three cars.
02:17 - Wow! - Thank you.
02:18 - Jenny is now single. - Yes.
02:21 - Because of T-Buds. - Because of T-Buds.
02:24 And I'm perfect.
02:27 Wow!
02:28 And of course, I'm very thankful because
02:31 - the T-Buds family has gone through a lot. - Yes.
02:33 So, a lot has been formed.
02:35 I mean, a lot has been saved.
02:37 - A lot has been helped. - And you too!
02:39 - Yes! - But there's also a broken relationship.
02:42 - Right. - There's one more thing I can't forget about T-Buds.
02:46 In the many episodes of The Cash, I can't remember.
02:49 - You know, we're all different here, right? - Yes.
02:53 - The Cash! - The Cash!
02:54 And because it's Christmas season,
02:56 the T-Buds want to share our blessings.
03:00 - Yes, that's important. - You're right, my friends.
03:02 As they say in our Christmas jingle this year, #FeelingBlessed.
03:07 - Right? - Yes.
03:08 That's why we've been looking for a year
03:10 to give our Christmas episode a helping hand.
03:13 - That's an episode. - Yes, it's close to our hearts, my friend.
03:17 I'm sure he'll cry because last time he really stopped.
03:20 - He kept on saying, "Tikla, Tikla!" - Yes, I know.
03:22 I don't know who's Tikla.
03:24 Let's watch this.
03:25 Here at T-Buds, we have one wish for everyone.
03:32 Christmas will be the best Christmas ever.
03:39 Because we're feeling blessed, we're going to share it with one of our loved ones.
03:44 Kuya Rafi Valdez is a regular studio audience at GMA's shows.
03:51 He shouts, laughs, and gives joy to his audience.
03:56 But when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020,
04:06 the production of TV shows temporarily stopped.
04:10 Kuya Rafi lost his voice.
04:13 His laughter and shouts were never heard again.
04:17 He really missed it.
04:20 Recently, we found out that he's now a street vendor in Quezon City.
04:27 Tonight, as a thank you to Kuya Rafi, we're going to surprise him.
04:34 And hopefully, this will be his best Christmas ever.
04:41 We missed him!
04:49 He's one of those people who gives life to the audience.
04:53 Correct!
04:54 And that's it, T-Buds.
04:55 Kuya Rafi is a great person.
04:57 He's also in our Celebrity Blast.
05:00 He's always happy.
05:01 He's always energetic.
05:04 T-Buds is here.
05:05 To make him happier and more surprised,
05:08 we're going to surprise Kuya Rafi first.
05:11 I said it wrong.
05:13 After all, T-Buds is T-Buds!
05:17 We're going to invite Rafi to be a motivation for a Jimmy Show.
05:23 Correct!
05:24 As Memasquad.
05:26 But we're going to surprise him.
05:30 It's just an M&M edition.
05:32 Are you guys ready?
05:34 Yes!
05:35 Let's start!
05:36 Okay, let's start!
05:37 Nabiwascon!
05:39 Who's next?
05:45 Oh, Kuya Rafi!
05:49 I miss you!
05:53 Kuya Rafi, you're going to audition.
05:59 I don't know.
06:00 I thought it was someone else.
06:02 I thought it was T-Buds.
06:03 I'm alone.
06:04 You're alone with Rafi.
06:05 Why is your hair not like that?
06:07 You're number 15.
06:08 You're already number 15.
06:11 You'll start here.
06:13 When they call you, you'll stand here.
06:17 Then, you'll be in front of the camera.
06:19 Then, you'll be in front of the mic.
06:20 You're going to be there.
06:21 Okay, let's go.
06:23 Okay, ready? Standby!
06:24 Ready?
06:27 Rolling in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
06:30 Let's go!
06:31 Okay, everyone.
06:34 The next one to audition is Kuya Rafi!
06:38 Come on in!
06:39 Oh, it's someone else.
06:41 We're not going to contest.
06:45 You're already out.
06:47 It's better if you call him Angas.
06:50 That's right.
06:51 And we miss Kuya Rafi.
06:52 Kuya Rafi!
06:53 How are you, Kuya Rafi?
06:56 I've been selling since the pandemic.
06:59 Where?
07:00 Near here in Quezon City.
07:02 In Quezon City?
07:03 Yes.
07:04 What are you selling, Kuya?
07:05 I'm selling coffee, cigarettes, candy, and biscuits.
07:12 Do you have a job?
07:14 I have a small job because I need to earn money.
07:17 I have a child.
07:19 I live in Bicol.
07:20 He's very capable.
07:21 Yes, it's important.
07:23 You need to work hard because I pay for electricity and electricity.
07:27 And here's a good news, Kuya Rafi.
07:29 We're looking for a new member of the Mema Squad.
07:35 Kuya Rafi, I have a dream.
07:40 I need a replacement.
07:42 And you want to know who that is?
07:43 Don't worry, we'll ask them if they can remove you from them.
07:48 Jenny's the first one to look.
07:51 You're the first one to look.
07:52 We'll try to find someone who's good.
07:54 We'll give you a scene and you'll do the rest.
07:59 Okay?
08:00 Where are you in acting, singing, dancing?
08:04 We'll adjust.
08:05 Acting and dancing.
08:08 Dancing?
08:09 Let's start with acting.
08:11 With the Mema Squad.
08:13 Yes!
08:14 You can cry.
08:16 For example, Pipita and Jenny are siblings.
08:22 And Ian Red is the husband.
08:25 And John Vicks.
08:28 Okay.
08:29 You're laughing?
08:30 Now, you'll be the one who'll cry.
08:34 Don't be the one who'll cry.
08:35 But you need to show your tears.
08:38 Because you'll go through a lot.
08:40 You'll have no job, no food for your family.
08:42 Okay?
08:43 That's a good motivation.
08:45 Mema Squad, ready?
08:46 Ready.
08:47 Lights, camera, action!
08:49 I don't know why you're not leaving yet.
08:53 You're so stupid.
08:54 There's a lot of food left.
08:55 You're not cleaning it.
08:56 Yes, we have a lot of food but it's all gone.
08:59 You're so stupid.
09:00 Are you giving it all to your family?
09:01 Please, don't make me leave.
09:05 We don't need you here.
09:07 You're a victim?
09:08 I love my job so give me a chance.
09:11 What's happening here?
09:13 Mommy!
09:14 That's enough, Mommy.
09:15 Daddy, he's fighting.
09:16 You're the one who's responsible for this.
09:18 You're always answering to your bosses.
09:21 That's right.
09:22 So, you should be fired.
09:24 No, don't forgive me.
09:26 Shut up!
09:27 You're just eating.
09:28 You're so bad-tempered.
09:30 I'll fire you.
09:32 Please, forgive me.
09:33 Stop, please.
09:34 You're so pitiful.
09:35 He's still answering.
09:36 You're so pitiful.
09:37 We don't need you here.
09:38 I won't do it again.
09:39 We won't go through this.
09:41 You can leave now.
09:42 You're so pitiful.
09:44 No, I won't.
09:46 He's so pitiful.
09:48 He's the one who's pitiful but he's not crying.
09:51 That's right.
09:52 You can leave now.
09:56 We won't give you anything.
09:57 Yes.
09:58 Sorry.
09:59 Even if I don't have a salary, I'll stay here.
10:03 We'll give you a house.
10:05 We'll come home for Christmas.
10:06 We're still young and we can't afford to pay you.
10:09 No, it's okay.
10:10 I love you so much.
10:11 I want to stay here.
10:13 Please.
10:14 How about this?
10:15 Please.
10:16 Okay.
10:17 There you go.
10:19 That's great.
10:20 Fairness.
10:21 There you go.
10:22 He's crying.
10:23 That's right.
10:24 Netgamers, it's hard to cry.
10:27 He's also sad because of what he said earlier.
10:29 He's on your side, even if he doesn't have a salary.
10:32 Yes.
10:33 That's why he's crying.
10:34 I've been loving them for years.
10:36 I've been with them for years.
10:38 I'm their house.
10:39 I'm their servant.
10:40 You're so stingy, Raffi.
10:42 To be honest, you really brought him home.
10:46 Yes.
10:47 I remember the toys.
10:48 Yes.
10:49 Right?
10:50 Nothing.
10:51 To be honest.
10:52 But the next question, because they're really looking forward to your acting.
10:56 Of the four of them, if you were to join the team,
10:59 The meme squad?
11:00 Yes.
11:01 Who do you want to remove from the meme squad?
11:04 It's not necessary.
11:05 Just one.
11:06 Just one?
11:07 Don't be afraid.
11:08 Don't be afraid.
11:09 I'm not afraid.
11:10 I told you not to be afraid.
11:12 Yes.
11:13 Because when he saw me, he was still like that.
11:15 He's my age.
11:16 He's just like that.
11:18 Him?
11:21 Yes.
11:22 Ravi, Ravi, Ravi.
11:23 Yes.
11:24 Good decision, brother.
11:25 Good decision.
11:26 So that there's no woman.
11:27 There.
11:28 So, it's offensive to my outfit.
11:32 But your choice is okay.
11:34 That's in fairness.
11:35 But that's it, brother Ravi.
11:37 You're up first.
11:38 We'll just deliberate what will happen.
11:41 If you'll be included or not.
11:43 Good luck.
11:44 Okay.
11:45 We'll go to the meme squad first.
11:47 You're up first, brother.
11:49 You're up first, brother Ravi.
11:50 We'll check the scoring for you.
11:53 Action.
11:56 He can hear it, right?
11:58 I can't.
12:00 And I'm laughing at brother Ravi.
12:04 He can hear it.
12:05 He can hear it.
12:06 He can hear it.
12:07 He can hear it.
12:08 Okay.
12:11 Okay.
12:12 I'll go first.
12:13 Okay.
12:14 Brother Ravi, there it is.
12:19 After the discussion.
12:21 We've decided, brother Ravi.
12:25 That...
12:28 You're included in the meme squad, brother Ravi.
12:33 When is that, my friend?
12:35 Yes, you'll start now.
12:36 In 2025.
12:40 2025.
12:41 You can start now.
12:42 So, can you wait?
12:44 Yes.
12:45 It's just one year.
12:46 Actually, you're in the contract.
12:48 Yes, I'm in the contract.
12:49 You're in the contract, Luis.
12:50 It's two years.
12:52 It's 2024.
12:53 And because of that, aside from that,
12:56 you're already in the D-Bus.
12:58 In 2025, there's something else I want to tell you.
13:01 The meme squad.
13:03 The meme squad.
13:04 Brother Ravi.
13:05 You're in the D-Bus!
13:08 It's a brawl, brother Ravi.
13:12 It's a brawl.
13:14 Brother Ravi.
13:15 Brother Ravi.
13:16 The truth is, brother Ravi.
13:18 You're the one we chose in the D-Bus.
13:22 You gave us a blessing this Christmas.
13:25 Yes.
13:26 Because of this,
13:28 brother Ravi, you'll be happy.
13:31 You're in the middle, brother Ravi.
13:34 Because of this, you'll be happy.
13:37 Oh, my friend.
13:39 There.
13:43 Brother Ravi.
13:44 Brother Ravi.
13:46 Here is the good news.
13:48 This is for you, brother Ravi.
13:56 Brother Ravi, do you know that?
13:58 Because of this, you'll be happy.
14:01 The audience of every show of GEME will be happy.
14:06 That's right.
14:07 And there's more.
14:08 There's something else for you.
14:09 And above all, thank you for being loyal.
14:12 For being your heart.
14:14 We're really feeling blessed that you're with us.
14:17 Thank you.
14:18 Thank you.
14:19 Brother Ravi, accept this.
14:20 This is a small gift from the love and help of the Bubay and Tekla Show Family.
14:26 This is for you.
14:28 Brother Ravi, you'll use this.
14:30 Thank you.
14:31 And I also want to give you a gift.
14:33 Because I heard that you're doing a business.
14:36 I hope this will help you in your business.
14:39 This is for you.
14:41 Because you know, you're always watching D-Bus.
14:44 I always wear a wig.
14:45 So this is the wig for you.
14:47 There.
14:48 Open it, brother Ravi.
14:49 And open it.
14:51 Wow!
14:56 A cellphone.
14:59 A cellphone.
15:00 Okay.
15:01 Because you have a cellphone, brother Ravi.
15:03 This is from me.
15:05 You have a phone.
15:07 Wow!
15:08 Now, brother Ravi.
15:11 Do you have a G-Cash?
15:13 I have.
15:14 Let me hear it.
15:15 But I don't have any money.
15:17 You have a lot of money.
15:18 You have a lot of money.
15:19 There.
15:20 Let's see how much Tekla has.
15:23 Oh, it's live.
15:26 Of course, it's live.
15:27 It's not allowed here.
15:29 Tekla is going to send you a live message.
15:32 And here it is.
15:33 Brother Ian Red, Jenny, and Jadvik are thinking about you.
15:38 I'll give you a cellphone.
15:41 Wow, a cellphone.
15:42 Zero nine.
15:43 Seven zero.
15:46 It's big.
15:47 One forty two.
15:49 Ten thousand.
15:51 Wow!
15:54 Three thousand.
15:55 Wow!
15:57 Three thousand.
15:58 And he sent it to me.
15:59 Yes.
16:00 Okay.
16:01 Are you ready?
16:02 There.
16:04 Five thousand.
16:05 Five thousand.
16:06 What is brother Rangfield's message?
16:11 Thank you very much to T-Bots.
16:13 Especially to the five of you.
16:15 I hope…
16:16 We're six.
16:17 We're six.
16:18 We're six.
16:19 We're six.
16:20 Jenny is six.
16:21 Jenny is six.
16:22 Jenny.
16:23 Do you know, brother Rangfield?
16:24 Jenny is really doing this.
16:26 It's just that Jenny seems to have a plan.
16:29 It seems like she will help you.
16:30 There.
16:31 What is your message, brother?
16:32 Thank you very much.
16:34 I have a surprise that I don't know yet.
16:38 But I will do this because I have money.
16:42 Yes!
16:44 What do you have in your pocket?
16:45 I have something to give.
16:48 I don't want to say because she will watch this.
16:51 But it's a secret.
16:52 I hope she doesn't know.
16:54 I hope she doesn't know.
16:55 She will know.
16:56 She will know.
16:57 There.
16:59 And brother Raffi, you deserve that.
17:01 Thank you.
17:02 Our team is with brother Raffi.
17:05 He is really loyal.
17:07 Brother Raffi, put that there.
17:09 It's just a prop.
17:10 It's a prop.
17:11 It's a T-Bot's.
17:13 You know, earlier,
17:15 you saw it in the front.
17:17 You saw it like that.
17:18 It's like he's getting his energy.
17:20 It's not real.
17:22 It's not real.
17:23 It's a prop.
17:24 It's a prop.
17:25 It's real.
17:26 It's real.
17:27 It's real.
17:28 Thank you very much, brother Raffi.
17:29 Thank you.
17:30 And Merry Christmas to our family.
17:34 Of course, to T-Bot's and to their family.
17:37 And we will continue the celebration of Christmas.
17:40 So, T-Bot's Tawa Island will return.
17:44 We're really happy.
17:51 We're really happy.
17:53 Welcome back to T-Bot's Tawa Island.
17:57 There.
17:58 And of course, wait, wait, wait.
17:59 Wait a minute.
18:01 I'm not doing anything.
18:02 Wait a minute.
18:04 Wait a minute.
18:05 Hello to all our viewers, our loyal viewers.
18:07 On Facebook, on YouTube,
18:09 and especially to the Genie Angels.
18:12 Genie Angels.
18:14 Genie Angels.
18:15 Genie Angels.
18:17 Is Genie Angels.
18:19 They've been waiting for three days and they're excited to see Genie.
18:24 Thank you so much.
18:27 I love him.
18:28 And we have Genie's Angels, as Tecla said.
18:31 We also have the Mima Squad.
18:35 They're so energetic because I heard that Mother Mildred Haffey
18:40 is giving away P50,000.
18:42 Wow.
18:44 She's so blessed.
18:45 Mother is really good.
18:46 I'm sure my mom will give it to me right away.
18:49 Here it is, guys.
18:50 Because it's almost Christmas.
18:52 Is it true?
18:53 You don't know?
18:54 Do you know, guys?
18:57 What is it?
18:58 We'll be receiving a Christmas gift.
19:03 It's a gift.
19:04 It's a gift.
19:05 It's a big gift.
19:06 It's from you.
19:08 It's from Mother, of course.
19:10 It's really different.
19:13 It's really different.
19:14 That's what we'll be opening this season.
19:15 Only here at ROTC Christmas Edition.
19:19 Who will go first?
19:24 Ladies first.
19:26 But before we open the gifts,
19:29 we'll read the messages first.
19:33 Like what I said earlier,
19:36 ladies first.
19:38 So, I'll go first.
19:39 Ian Red.
19:40 Jenny.
19:43 Merry Christmas, Jenny.
19:47 It looks like a bot.
19:49 It's green.
19:51 It looks like it's from Tekla.
19:53 Of course.
19:54 It's big.
19:55 It's big.
19:56 It's a washing machine.
19:58 Your Christmas gift is from your ex-wife.
20:01 There.
20:02 Yes.
20:04 I'll read it now.
20:06 Yes.
20:07 Dear Jenny,
20:09 I know you can reach the highest grade.
20:13 But you still have a lot of dreams
20:17 that you want to reach.
20:18 Because of that, I'll help you.
20:21 We'll help you.
20:22 Here's the gift for you.
20:25 What is it?
20:26 Santa.
20:28 It might be a big gift.
20:31 Because it's big.
20:33 It's a big box.
20:34 It's bigger than yours.
20:35 I think it's from Baguio.
20:37 And the boyfriend came out.
20:38 The one with Ashley.
20:39 The one with Ashley that can sit.
20:42 Ouch.
20:43 It's too loud.
20:45 Help me, Tex.
20:46 What is it?
20:48 You're good.
20:51 You're good.
20:52 You can reach the highest grade.
20:53 It's a shoe.
20:55 No.
20:57 It's a shoe, Jenny.
20:59 No, it's because I can reach it.
21:01 It's a shoe.
21:02 Yes.
21:03 Like that.
21:04 Yes.
21:05 I'm proud of you.
21:06 No.
21:07 Next.
21:08 Thank you so much.
21:10 It's a message from your ex-wife.
21:12 Thank you, Tex.
21:13 No, it's from me.
21:14 It's from you.
21:15 And it's from your ex-wife.
21:17 Next.
21:18 I have a gift for you, Ian Reyes.
21:20 I'm excited.
21:21 I have a gift for him.
21:23 Another hair?
21:24 You're so lucky.
21:25 You're so lucky.
21:26 Of course, Ian's ex-wife is sick.
21:28 She's probably sick.
21:29 Rubber shoes.
21:31 Rubber shoes.
21:33 Rubber shoes.
21:34 You have rubber shoes.
21:35 But it's just one.
21:36 It's a message.
21:37 I'll read it first.
21:38 Read it.
21:39 Dear Ian Red.
21:41 Hi.
21:42 I heard that your ex-boyfriend cheated on you.
21:48 Who cheated?
21:51 You're going to have an after-pressure.
21:54 Yes.
21:55 We're going to exchange.
21:56 She cheated.
21:57 This is your fight against your illness and the gays of the house.
22:01 The boyfriend of the girlfriend.
22:03 It's like a letter.
22:04 The message is like a letter.
22:06 Love, Pepita.
22:08 Santa.
22:10 Santa.
22:11 That's it.
22:12 Ian Red.
22:13 Ian Red.
22:14 Fight.
22:15 Read it first.
22:16 Dororot.
22:17 I feel like it's a rubber shoe.
22:18 I feel like it's a shoe but it's just one.
22:20 Fight.
22:21 I feel like it's a shoe.
22:22 Why?
22:23 It's just one.
22:25 I feel like it's a monkey.
22:28 This is your favorite, Jenny.
22:30 What is that?
22:31 And this is your favorite.
22:32 Why is that?
22:33 When you see this, you'll be scared.
22:35 What is that?
22:36 Cow.
22:37 It's a cow.
22:38 It's a cow.
22:39 It's a cow.
22:40 This is a cow.
22:41 It's delicious.
22:42 It has a good aroma.
22:43 Do you have an after-pressure?
22:45 No.
22:46 Where did the after-pressure come from?
22:48 Sometimes.
22:50 Thank you for this big help for those who are really thirsty.
22:55 But seriously, Ian Red, a lot of people are asking how your love life is.
23:00 It's almost like yours.
23:03 It hurts.
23:06 It hurts.
23:09 And yours too.
23:10 It happened to him.
23:13 Yes, it happened to him.
23:14 I don't want to say it.
23:15 Okay, next.
23:16 Janvik.
23:17 Go, Janvik.
23:18 Oh my.
23:19 It's Jessica.
23:20 It's like a picture frame.
23:23 I just feel it.
23:24 I feel like it's a certification of appreciation.
23:26 But I'll read it first.
23:28 iPad.
23:29 Dear Janvik,
23:30 You don't have an iPad?
23:31 iPads for romance.
23:32 Dear Janvik,
23:34 I know that your choice is to be single.
23:36 You're right.
23:38 You don't need a partner to be happy.
23:41 Right?
23:42 Yes.
23:43 You can be alone.
23:44 You just need to stare at the morning so that you'll be happy all day.
23:53 Enjoy.
23:55 You just need to stare.
23:57 That's what Jenny called it.
23:59 Stare.
24:00 Why are you laughing?
24:01 Is that how it's done?
24:03 Okay, let's open it.
24:06 What is it?
24:07 What is it?
24:08 Is that how she'll stare?
24:09 That's my picture.
24:11 I feel like this is Jessica's picture.
24:13 I feel like this is Jessica's picture.
24:14 She's staring at every thing.
24:16 I feel like this is my picture.
24:17 I feel like this is Jessica's picture.
24:18 I feel like this is Tecla's picture.
24:21 I feel like this is Jessica's picture.
24:22 Let me see.
24:24 Is that my picture?
24:25 You're getting inspired.
24:26 I hope it's my picture.
24:27 Picture frame.
24:28 Whose picture is that?
24:30 Who do you think it is?
24:31 It's Jessica's.
24:32 This is hot.
24:33 Hot?
24:34 Hot.
24:35 Hot chocolate.
24:36 Juicy hotdog?
24:42 Who is that?
24:43 Farian Rivera.
24:44 Jessica!
24:45 Jessica!
24:46 Why did they put her in a beautiful body?
24:51 I don't know, Jessica.
24:53 Maybe she's getting a head start.
24:55 I've seen Jessica always doing a V-bitch.
24:58 Right, Jessica?
24:59 Like a sargam.
25:00 Her neck is so thin.
25:01 Stay sexy, Jessica.
25:02 She's like a giraffe.
25:04 Next, who will be unboxing,
25:08 no, not anyone but
25:10 Tita Tinta!
25:11 She's so cute!
25:14 I feel like she's a beauty.
25:17 There!
25:19 Oh, this one.
25:20 She's so cute!
25:22 What is this?
25:23 A massage.
25:24 What is this?
25:26 Massage your butt.
25:27 No, no.
25:28 There, massage.
25:29 She's so beautiful,
25:31 so cute,
25:32 so good at making people laugh.
25:33 There's nothing on there.
25:34 That's true.
25:35 She's in love, mom.
25:38 You're making yourself.
25:40 No, it's like this.
25:41 Beautiful,
25:42 clean,
25:43 good at making people laugh,
25:44 it's all in you.
25:45 That's why the perfect gift for you,
25:48 I can't find it.
25:50 You're so shy.
25:52 You're perfect.
25:53 Maybe it's an educational plan for your boyfriend.
25:56 That's why this is my gift for you.
25:59 Love Santa.
26:01 What is this?
26:02 I feel like it's a receipt from last night.
26:07 I know what it is.
26:08 Oh, my.
26:09 You didn't help me earlier.
26:11 You didn't help me earlier.
26:12 Tipe Pita,
26:14 Tipe Pita,
26:15 I know what it is.
26:16 Your boyfriend's disconnection office.
26:17 It looks heavy.
26:20 It looks heavy.
26:21 It's so touching.
26:25 For all your gifts,
26:28 this is the best.
26:30 Thank you so much, Santa.
26:32 What is that?
26:33 Nothing.
26:34 Nothing.
26:35 No gift.
26:36 Thank you.
26:37 Because, Tipe Pita,
26:38 it's all in you.
26:40 You're so difficult to receive.
26:42 I feel like you want to be Santa Claus' alipores.
26:45 We also asked you, Tipe Pita,
26:50 just like our question to Ian Red,
26:52 how is Tipe Pita Curtis' love life?
26:55 It's like Christmas.
26:57 It's fun.
26:58 It's like a white Tita.
27:01 What is that?
27:02 A white Tita.
27:03 A white Tita.
27:04 Who is Luis Subido?
27:06 Hello.
27:10 Hi there.
27:14 Luis Subido.
27:15 Luis Subido.
27:16 White Tita.
27:17 Do you know Ian?
27:18 He slept at his house.
27:20 That's why he smells like a white Tita.
27:23 We're talking about love life.
27:27 Later, we'll continue our unboxing,
27:30 our Christmas party,
27:31 of course, here in T-Bach.
27:33 We're still here with our beloved Mema Squad.
27:36 And we're back with
27:37 T-Bach Tawa is Live!
27:40 Welcome back to T-Bach.
27:45 We'll continue our unboxing Christmas edition.
27:49 This time, Ian Red will be the host.
27:53 Sorry.
27:55 It's my turn.
27:57 It's my turn.
27:58 It's my turn.
27:59 You know that.
28:01 What is this?
28:02 Oh, there's a text.
28:04 Where is it?
28:05 Where?
28:06 It's like a toothbrush and toothpaste.
28:08 It's like a toiletries.
28:10 It's like a toothbrush and toothpaste.
28:11 What do you think?
28:12 I think this is a
28:14 warrant of arrest.
28:16 For the least
28:20 for the least dosage.
28:22 It's like a facial remover.
28:24 A facial remover.
28:27 A hair tech.
28:28 You've been through a lot in the past years.
28:31 And you deserve it.
28:32 Like
28:33 Skinita.
28:35 But you're a survivor.
28:38 You're a survivor.
28:39 So you deserve the comfort of your life.
28:42 Like the comfort that I gave you.
28:46 Love, Santa.
28:48 Is that really Santa?
28:49 Santy.
28:51 Love, Tita.
28:53 It's okay.
28:54 It's okay.
28:57 It's my turn, right?
28:58 It's really Jenny.
29:00 That's why you're separated.
29:01 That's why you're separated.
29:04 I saw it.
29:05 That's why you're separated.
29:06 You put "Love, Tita Benson".
29:09 That's why you're separated from your girlfriend.
29:12 That's a bad comment.
29:14 What's inside, friend?
29:18 The inside?
29:20 Nothing.
29:21 There it is.
29:23 Where is it?
29:24 There it is.
29:25 Oh my gosh.
29:27 There it is.
29:29 Hey!
29:30 I know this.
29:31 This is my favorite.
29:36 You'll really use this.
29:38 This is my favorite.
29:39 What is it?
29:40 Panty.
29:41 Oh, you're wearing a panty.
29:42 Do you remember?
29:43 No.
29:47 No, because you're comfortable.
29:50 Yes, all these years.
29:52 I'm wearing a panty and I don't flip.
29:54 Because he's really a girl.
29:57 No, because the brief is wide so it doesn't hold the apparatus.
30:02 I was surprised when I saw you wearing a panty.
30:05 I thought you're really a girl.
30:07 But you're really comfortable wearing a panty.
30:10 And that's what Michelle likes.
30:13 She likes panties.
30:15 And at least you're pulling.
30:21 It's okay, Jenny.
30:22 You're pulling on your boyfriend.
30:26 At least, right?
30:27 You'll use your friend.
30:28 At least, I'll use Raman DD1.
30:30 Correct!
30:31 There, we're done with our unboxing.
30:36 Hey, is it a girl?
30:38 Hey, I'm not opening it.
30:40 I didn't expect that.
30:42 Did you get it pretty?
30:45 I know what it is.
30:47 It's big.
30:48 I don't want to open it.
30:49 What is it?
30:50 I don't want to say it because you'll get offended.
30:51 Just open it.
30:52 I don't want to read the words.
30:54 Let's read it first.
30:55 Okay, Bubay.
30:56 Dear Bubay,
30:58 Not all delicious things are hard.
31:02 There are also many soft things that smell good.
31:06 Peeling, peeling, peeling, sitting and biting.
31:11 Why is it about her life?
31:13 Here's one for you.
31:16 You naughty boy love Santa.
31:19 Naughty boy?
31:21 What's that?
31:23 That's making me nervous.
31:24 Why is it hard to open this?
31:26 It's like that because you'll enjoy it.
31:29 It's so good to open.
31:31 What's that?
31:34 It's so pretty.
31:35 I'll use this.
31:38 Why are you so serious?
31:42 I told you it's nothing.
31:45 It's so pretty.
31:48 I'm not sure.
31:49 It really suits my...
31:52 We don't need it.
31:53 Because I'll just eat the Christmas decorations.
31:56 It suits you.
31:58 You can eat it.
31:59 Thank you, T-Buds family.
32:02 You're so nice.
32:03 Before we say goodbye,
32:05 what's your Christmas wish this year?
32:08 Yes.
32:10 Who's first?
32:11 Ladies first.
32:12 Christmas wish.
32:13 My Christmas wish is
32:16 more blessings and good health especially to my parents.
32:20 Because I'm going through something for my parents.
32:23 I hope they'll get better.
32:25 They'll get better.
32:27 Jesus never came in.
32:28 For me,
32:30 first of all,
32:31 I hope all people in the world will be healthy.
32:34 For everyone who's going through something,
32:37 depression,
32:38 and mental health is very important,
32:40 I hope you can speak up to your friends.
32:42 And I hope all your prayers will be answered as soon as possible.
32:47 For me, I hope we can all meet peace of mind.
32:52 Because if we have peace of mind,
32:53 our health, finances, and everything will be okay.
32:56 So, I hope we'll have peace of mind or rest in peace.
33:00 Who's Luis Dubigo?
33:03 I don't have peace of mind.
33:06 Red, my wish is to be more successful in my career.
33:13 I'm a comedian.
33:15 I want to be successful.
33:17 I also want to be successful.
33:18 You know, if you're right,
33:20 good health because we want to make our viewers happier
33:23 for many years to come.
33:26 Especially in T-BOTS.
33:27 So, good health for all of us.
33:29 Me?
33:31 None of us.
33:32 My wish is just one,
33:34 for all of us,
33:35 we'll all be okay.
33:37 The war will be over.
33:40 Or whatever it is.
33:41 Peace in this world.
33:44 And I hope it will be over.
33:46 Goodbye!
33:48 No war, no war.
33:49 My wish is more episodes for T-BOTS.
33:52 And I hope Memas Guao will be regular again.
33:57 We'll pray for that.
33:59 You know, that's right.
34:00 Because we're going to mention it 24/7.
34:03 No, that's what the Lord will give us.
34:07 If it's a blessing and the Lord knows that our mission
34:10 is to make our hearts happy,
34:12 that's what the Lord will give us.
34:13 In Jesus' name, amen!
34:15 Wow, it's Christmas, everyone.
34:19 T-BOTS, my dear.
34:20 Yes, and of course,
34:21 before our production number tonight,
34:23 let's thank our T-BOTS
34:26 who didn't leave us since 28th of June.
34:29 Thank you so much!
34:30 And of course, we're thankful to our staff and crew,
34:33 Director Rico, thank you!
34:36 Mother Mildred, we love you, Mother Mildred!
34:40 Our Kai Mars, I love you!
34:42 And our new program manager, Miss Ella!
34:45 We love you!
34:47 And of course, Sir Loy!
34:50 Thank you, Director Kai!
34:54 You're so big!
34:55 Thank you, Wilson!
34:56 That's right!
34:57 Of course, join us again in 2024!
35:00 We're coming!
35:01 We're coming!
35:02 We're coming!
35:03 We're coming, right?
35:04 We're coming!
35:05 You're coming, you're my wife!
35:07 And we're almost there,
35:09 6,000 subscribers!
35:11 And of course, thank you so much, Bubay!
35:15 And of course, thank you to our crew, thank you!
35:17 You're a big blessing to us.
35:19 Yes!
35:20 Right?
35:21 Comedy to the news!
35:22 That's right!
35:23 Well, well, well, let's get serious now, my friends.
35:25 This is our "Hugot of the Year"
35:27 that will be read by Papa John V. Bigusman.
35:32 Welcome, welcome!
35:34 Why is wealth continuing?
35:36 Because of the coffee shop!
35:38 There's no coffee shop!
35:40 Are you a parol?
35:41 This is the "Hugot of the Day."
35:44 Here it is!
35:45 Are you a parol?
35:46 Why?
35:48 Because after all these years,
35:50 you're still the one in my heart.
35:52 Hugot, hugot ka!
35:55 We wish you a Merry Christmas!
35:58 We wish you a Merry Christmas!
36:00 We wish you a Merry Christmas!
36:03 And a Happy New Year!
36:05 A one and we bring to you and your king
36:10 The happiness of the Philippines, just watch us!
36:14 We wish you a Merry Christmas!
36:16 We wish you a Merry Christmas!
36:18 We wish you a Merry Christmas!
36:22 And a Happy New Year!
36:32 Okay, let's say together!
36:35 T-Buster, what is love?
36:38 Happy New Year!
36:40 Merry Christmas, everybody!
36:42 Oh, you're my everything
36:45 You're the one I've been hoping for
36:51 Oh, you're love, you're my Christmas
36:55 Oh, you're love, you're my Christmas
37:00 ♪ Come on, they all must fall ♪