TBATS: Jkhriez Pastrana, napasubo sa blind date! (Full Episode 247)
Aired (December 10, 2023): May jowa na ba ang lahat? Wala kayo kay Jkhriez Pastrana dahil nakahabol siya bago magpasko, kaya kung ako sainyo pagalawin niyo na ang baso bago kayo mawalan ng ka-beso sa paparating na pasko!
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00:00 What qualities of a man are you looking for?
00:04 Three.
00:06 First of all, I want to be accepted.
00:11 Accepted.
00:12 Yes, of course.
00:14 Hi Santa baby, I'm Mr. Hamon of Kaintari Resalt.
00:18 I'm tender, juicy, sexy, and I'm in the taste of beauty like you.
00:22 What do you smell?
00:27 I smell like a man.
00:30 Shake hands.
00:34 Hold your hands.
00:36 Good news, 15 people were able to sleep.
00:53 It's Christmas!
00:56 We're so happy, good evening Filipinas!
01:00 Hello Kapusos!
01:01 And welcome back again to T-Box Tawa is Live!
01:07 Tawa is Live!
01:08 Thank you my friend, just like the two of us, I have a question for you this time.
01:13 You always ask me questions.
01:14 You always answer me, what is your wish this Christmas?
01:19 Because last week I also asked you, I still remember.
01:22 What is your question?
01:23 I don't remember.
01:24 Okay, my wish this Christmas is to find my mom and dad.
01:29 What again?
01:30 My mom and dad.
01:32 Didn't they go to Cotabato?
01:33 Did you go to Calabao the last time you posted?
01:36 No, what I'm looking for is to love and marry.
01:43 Wow!
01:45 When you grow up.
01:47 You're so stingy.
01:51 I have a tip for single people.
01:56 If you don't have a gift for your crush, just kiss her right away.
02:05 And then?
02:06 And then, after you kiss her, tell her if you don't want to, just return it.
02:11 Wow!
02:13 That's a good idea, I'll do that.
02:16 To whom?
02:17 To you.
02:19 Well, let's talk about kissing before we have a kiss.
02:25 It's a good thing that it's a good thing that it's a good thing.
02:28 Yes, that's right.
02:29 Because tonight, your favorite dating game will be back on television.
02:33 That's right, my friend.
02:35 And love has no gender, age, and size.
02:41 Our episode is very special tonight.
02:43 Here at T-Bus, we promote inclusivity, diversity, and acceptance.
02:50 In short, we don't discriminate.
02:54 That's right, my friend.
02:55 No discrimination whatsoever.
02:57 So let's start our special Christmas edition of "Gusto Manayan!"
03:06 There you go, my friends.
03:08 It's Vivo, our cute, cute, cute, nothing searcher.
03:12 We'll hide him under the name of Santa Baby.
03:15 There you go, Santa Baby.
03:18 There you go, look at him.
03:20 There you go.
03:22 He's handsome.
03:23 And he doesn't just look like a baby, he's a smelly baby.
03:27 He's also a smelly baby.
03:28 That's right, my friend.
03:29 You're a smelly baby if you have a diaper inside.
03:32 Just kidding.
03:34 Just kidding.
03:35 Santa Baby, how are you?
03:37 I'm doing great.
03:39 Thank you so much, T-Bus, for inviting me here.
03:43 I'm super happy that I'm here again.
03:47 What was the first time you met Tecla?
03:50 How was your first meeting?
03:51 Nice to meet you.
03:52 You're so cute.
03:53 You're so beautiful.
03:54 Tecla's so cute.
03:57 I thought you were going to say something.
03:59 I'm flattered.
04:00 You're so beautiful.
04:03 Baby Santa, I have a question for you.
04:06 For example, if you're going to have a boyfriend,
04:09 what qualities of a man are you looking for?
04:13 Three.
04:14 Three.
04:15 Three.
04:16 First of all, I want to be accepted.
04:21 Accepted.
04:22 Yes, of course.
04:23 Family-oriented.
04:25 Family-oriented.
04:26 You don't want to be family-oriented?
04:28 That's like a Mindoro.
04:29 I think I'm a Mindoro.
04:31 You're accepted. Family-oriented.
04:33 Last?
04:34 Yes. And of course, kind.
04:35 Kind.
04:37 Yes, Tecla, all of you.
04:39 All of you are kind.
04:40 Well, hopefully, out of the three construction workers you're going to choose tonight,
04:46 you're the one who's looking for those qualities.
04:50 Construction worker.
04:51 Is it okay for you to be a construction worker?
04:53 I want to be the one who's going up the building.
04:57 That's it.
04:58 That's right.
04:59 And the one who's going inside.
05:00 Yes.
05:01 The one who's going inside.
05:02 The one who's tilting.
05:03 The one who can jump on the fifth floor.
05:05 Yes, I like that.
05:06 Spider-Man.
05:07 Spider-Man.
05:08 That's it, Tecla.
05:09 You go first, boys.
05:11 Okay, I'll just be a little careful.
05:12 Wait, I'll go with you first so I can see them.
05:14 There.
05:15 Oh, there.
05:16 Hi, boy.
05:18 You're so handsome.
05:19 Oh!
05:20 There.
05:21 So?
05:22 So handsome.
05:23 Look at him.
05:24 So handsome.
05:25 Describe them to us, Tecla, so we can understand.
05:28 Number one is tall.
05:31 His body is okay.
05:34 Built-in.
05:35 Built-in?
05:36 Charger?
05:37 Charger?
05:38 Just kidding.
05:39 Built-in has a charger.
05:42 He's okay.
05:43 You're not going to throw anything at number one.
05:45 Oh, really?
05:46 Yes.
05:47 Everything.
05:48 He's good.
05:49 He's good.
05:50 He's good.
05:51 Number two is okay.
05:54 He has a good body.
05:56 He's clean.
05:57 Yes.
05:58 Built-in.
05:59 Built-in and he's also out.
06:01 Yes.
06:02 He's also out.
06:03 Number three.
06:04 Number three is perfect.
06:06 From head to foot.
06:08 From foot to head.
06:10 From foot to head.
06:11 There.
06:12 You'll like this.
06:13 Built-in.
06:14 Built-in in the room.
06:15 Yes.
06:16 But you, Tecla, you're a monster in the house.
06:20 There.
06:21 Okay, bye.
06:23 You're going to leave again?
06:24 It's already night.
06:25 Okay.
06:26 Okay, boys.
06:27 Introduce yourselves.
06:28 Oh, really?
06:29 Hi, Santa baby.
06:30 Let's start with cutie number one.
06:32 Go.
06:33 Hi, Santa baby.
06:36 Hi.
06:37 I'm Mr. Puto Bongbong.
06:39 I've been waiting for you all year long for Paranaque City.
06:43 But what I like is that it's not just for Christmas,
06:47 but also for a long life.
06:49 Oh.
06:51 It's not just for Christmas.
06:53 It's not just for Christmas.
06:55 It's for a long life.
06:57 Forever.
06:58 Forever.
06:59 Wow.
07:00 I was surprised by the--
07:02 How were you surprised?
07:03 For a long life.
07:04 How--
07:05 I was surprised by the long life.
07:09 Long life, that's too soon.
07:10 Okay, let's see.
07:12 Okay, let's fight.
07:13 And of course, life can't be defeated.
07:16 Cutie number two, baby.
07:18 Boom.
07:23 Hi, Santa baby.
07:25 I'm Queso de Bola, from Negros Occidental.
07:28 Wow.
07:29 I may be salty,
07:30 but I won't make you sweat when we're together.
07:35 Oh.
07:37 He said he's salty, but he won't make you sweat.
07:40 He won't make you sweat.
07:41 Because when we play basketball,
07:43 the sweat is salty.
07:44 The sweat is salty.
07:45 And when we turn,
07:47 the ball is turning, right?
07:49 Yes.
07:50 We might be the ones who get shot.
07:51 I was nervous when he said that.
07:54 He said Queso de Bola.
07:56 I was nervous.
07:58 I was like, "Okay."
08:00 But at least, he assured that he won't make you sweat.
08:03 That's important, Darn.
08:05 Fight.
08:06 Fight.
08:07 And of course, after Mr. Queso de Bola and Mr. Puto Bumbong,
08:11 here's cutie number three.
08:13 There.
08:14 Let me see.
08:15 Wow.
08:16 Hi, Santa baby.
08:18 I'm Mr. Hamon, from Cainta, Rizal.
08:20 I'm tender, juicy, sexy,
08:22 and I'm into the taste of beauty like you.
08:24 Wow.
08:26 Wow.
08:28 That's rhyming.
08:30 It's like he's saying something.
08:31 Tender, juicy,
08:32 and it's like he's saying something.
08:34 He's saying something.
08:36 He said he likes you, Hamon.
08:38 Our viewers are asking.
08:39 Do I like Hamon?
08:41 It depends.
08:42 Yes, because sometimes, you're always fighting.
08:44 Yes, I'm always fighting.
08:45 Hamon is Hamon.
08:47 Hamon, sorry.
08:48 That's different.
08:50 She said it.
08:51 Stop it.
08:52 Stop it.
08:53 You're going to leave again.
08:54 That's different.
08:55 That's different.
08:56 That's different.
08:57 Sorry, I got carried away.
08:58 Oh, this is so exciting, my dear viewers.
09:01 After we get to know the three boys that Santa baby will choose,
09:05 why don't we start the game?
09:09 Let's start, boys.
09:10 Are you ready?
09:11 We're ready.
09:13 There, they're ready.
09:14 Ready, Santa baby.
09:15 What's your first question?
09:17 Wow, the answers were almost the same.
09:19 Yes.
09:20 Right?
09:21 First question.
09:22 First question.
09:24 One of my hobbies is eating.
09:27 I thought.
09:28 I thought it was your hobby.
09:30 I thought.
09:31 If I bring you to our kitchen,
09:35 what will you cook for me and why?
09:39 Oh.
09:40 Yes.
09:41 What will you cook and why?
09:44 First, we'll let Mr. Puto Bumbong answer.
09:48 Maybe, the one with lemon.
09:52 Lemon?
09:53 Like, there's lemon chicken or lemon cake.
09:57 Do you not like lemon?
09:58 Lemon, Santa.
09:59 Why is that?
10:01 Because you're the lemon of my heart.
10:04 Oh, you're the lemon.
10:06 Pass.
10:07 My heart.
10:08 Oh.
10:09 You're the lemon of my heart.
10:12 What will you say there?
10:14 I'm also a lemon.
10:16 She's also a lemon.
10:21 I'm also a lemon.
10:22 Do you not like lemon?
10:24 That's what your friend is saying.
10:26 I'm also a lemon.
10:28 Next, Mr. Queso will answer.
10:31 I'm not selfish.
10:34 Maybe, Adobong Sayote.
10:37 Adobong Sayote?
10:39 Because, this is not for me.
10:42 This is really for you, sis.
10:44 Oh.
10:46 That's right.
10:50 Right, sis?
10:51 What did he say?
10:52 Sayote.
10:53 You heard that, sis?
10:54 For you, sis.
10:55 But, it's delicious.
10:57 Especially in Baguio, Adobong Sayote is very popular in Baguio.
11:00 Yes.
11:01 It's delicious.
11:02 Do you eat Sayote?
11:03 Yes.
11:04 Because Sayote looks good, babe.
11:06 Sayote.
11:07 Yes.
11:08 Yes, Sayote.
11:10 After Mr. Puto, the next person to answer is Mr. Hamon.
11:14 Hamon, what do you want to cook?
11:17 Maybe, Menudo.
11:19 Menudo?
11:20 Menudo.
11:21 Because, I'm looking for Menu Menudo.
11:24 Wow.
11:28 Menudo because Menu Menudo.
11:31 How many Menudo do you have now?
11:33 25 Menudo.
11:34 Menu Menudo is really hard to find.
11:37 What's your reaction to that?
11:39 Sometimes, I become wanted so I'm looking for Menudo.
11:42 Right?
11:43 You're wanted in their hearts.
11:45 Yes, I'm really wanted.
11:46 Right?
11:47 This is a different answer tonight.
11:49 If you ask me, Tecla, for our boys,
11:52 maybe, I'll eat the food.
11:55 What?
11:56 What?
11:57 Of course, I'll make them eat.
11:58 There.
11:59 Why?
12:00 Why?
12:01 She's gone again.
12:05 Next question.
12:07 Santa Baby.
12:09 There, next.
12:10 I'll admit.
12:12 I'll admit.
12:13 To all the people here.
12:16 Yes, to all the people here, I'm fragile.
12:18 Even to your mom.
12:21 Yes, especially to my mom and dad.
12:23 I'm fragile.
12:25 There, this is my question.
12:28 What part of your body
12:31 are you sure you'll fall in love with?
12:34 There.
12:35 If I see it.
12:36 Oh, my.
12:38 There, what did he say?
12:39 What part of your body?
12:41 Mr. Potso Bongbong will answer first.
12:43 Potso Bongbong, what part of your body?
12:45 Maybe, my body.
12:48 Your body?
12:49 Yes.
12:50 Because--
12:51 Hey, look here.
12:52 Dog.
12:53 Because this is what I'll use to fight against those who are attacking you.
12:58 Oh.
13:00 Fight, fight.
13:02 And the new national hero.
13:04 Hero.
13:05 That's the one who likes to do uppercut.
13:07 Uppercut?
13:08 I'm scared.
13:10 I'm scared of that.
13:12 No, it's an assurance.
13:14 Assurance.
13:15 He'll fight me.
13:16 Let's see.
13:17 Fight, fight.
13:18 Okay.
13:19 Yes.
13:20 Next, Mr. Queso de Bola.
13:23 Okay, what part of your body?
13:25 My waist.
13:27 Waist.
13:28 Waist.
13:29 Because if you're angry, you'll surely have a shoulder to cry on.
13:35 Shoulder to cry on.
13:37 Yes, you'll surely have a shoulder to cry on.
13:39 Yes, you'll surely have a shoulder to cry on.
13:40 Yes.
13:41 Okay.
13:42 Let's go back.
13:43 The first answer is the hand.
13:44 The second is--
13:45 Shoulder.
13:46 Shoulder.
13:47 The third is Mr. Ham.
13:49 Ham.
13:50 Hamon.
13:51 Hamon.
13:52 Maybe, my eyes.
13:54 Your eyes.
13:55 Eyes.
13:56 The eyes of the one who will eat you.
13:57 Because if you stare at this, you'll see your forever.
14:01 That's not it.
14:04 Confident.
14:06 If you stare at this, you'll see your forever.
14:09 Forever.
14:10 Of course, you'll hear three of them.
14:12 Tecla, if you were to answer, what part of your body?
14:17 Nothing, I'll throw everything away.
14:18 Throw everything away.
14:20 You don't want to see what we saw?
14:21 Huh?
14:22 No.
14:23 Because Tecla's eyes are beautiful, in fairness.
14:27 No.
14:28 Oh, she's conscious.
14:30 She's conscious.
14:31 Okay, in fairness, I feel like you're just choosing based on the parts of your body.
14:37 Yes.
14:38 Let's see later.
14:39 She's just thinking.
14:40 I'm thinking.
14:41 Okay, you have one more question, right?
14:43 Yes.
14:44 What is it, my friend?
14:45 I have more, I have a lot of questions.
14:46 There's a lot, there's 28.
14:47 There's 35.
14:48 There's 35?
14:49 Yes.
14:50 Sometimes, I like to drink.
14:54 How is that?
14:56 I like to drink.
14:57 Like that.
14:59 I like to be pampered, especially when I'm angry.
15:03 Oh.
15:04 For example, you have a fault with me.
15:08 How are you going to fix it so that my anger will go away from you?
15:13 There.
15:14 The topic is about how you're going to fix Santa Baby.
15:18 How?
15:19 Yes.
15:20 Of course, you'll talk about it, okay?
15:21 First, Mr. Puto Bumbong will answer and guide you.
15:26 Bumbong, are you a handsome guy?
15:27 Santa Baby, for example, you did something bad to you.
15:29 Go, lights, camera, action.
15:31 I don't want you anymore, leave.
15:33 Santa Baby, it's okay.
15:34 I'm just here, I won't leave you.
15:36 Oh, I don't want it anymore.
15:39 Why don't you want it anymore?
15:41 Leave, I'm angry.
15:43 Okay, I'll leave.
15:45 Oh, you're so fast.
15:47 But, but, but.
15:50 But.
15:51 You're fast in talking.
15:53 I'll come back.
15:55 Oh, for the wedding, you'll come back.
15:59 If you don't get hurt.
16:01 You're fast in talking.
16:03 But at least, you let me pacify you first, right?
16:08 He said it beautifully, I'll come back.
16:12 In the song, Love takes time to heal when you're hurting inside.
16:17 Okay, okay, you're going to leave.
16:20 Tec, do you have something to say?
16:22 Nothing.
16:23 Next, we'll answer Mr. Queso de Bola.
16:28 Go, Queso de Bola.
16:30 Santa Baby.
16:32 Wait, lights, camera, action.
16:34 What are you doing here? I'm sick of your face, leave.
16:38 Santa Baby, it's okay.
16:40 What?
16:41 Listen to me.
16:42 I know I made a mistake, I admit it.
16:46 Always?
16:47 Always saying sorry?
16:49 I'm trying to change.
16:51 And I'll do everything so you won't be without me.
16:56 You know that, right?
16:57 And please, when I cook you, what do you want?
17:00 Do you want adobong sayote?
17:03 Sayote?
17:04 Leave.
17:06 Just sayote.
17:07 That's healthy.
17:08 Healthy.
17:09 Oh, in fairness, even if you're letting him go,
17:14 and whatever you say to him, he still doesn't listen.
17:18 He's still like that.
17:19 His sayote changes.
17:22 It becomes a burger.
17:23 Who's next, my friend? Mr. Hamon.
17:26 Hamon, let's go.
17:28 Go, action.
17:30 What are you doing here? I'm sick of your face, leave.
17:34 I just want to talk to you.
17:36 Talk? For what?
17:38 Let's talk nicely.
17:41 Let's talk nicely. We haven't talked about our problem yet.
17:45 What do you want to talk about?
17:47 Leave.
17:48 Okay, I'll leave.
17:50 They're talking friendly.
17:53 You talk fast.
17:55 I'll just buy food, I'm just hungry.
17:57 That's how it is.
18:01 He's not satisfied with your emotion even if you're angry.
18:05 I thought he'll leave me.
18:06 He's not leaving you.
18:08 He'll just buy food for you when you're okay.
18:11 What will he feed you? That's the question.
18:13 Sayote.
18:14 Is it sayote?
18:15 You like that.
18:17 Menudo.
18:18 There's sayote.
18:19 There's sayote.
18:20 Go ahead.
18:21 You have one more question, my friend.
18:26 Yes.
18:27 It's important for me to smell the man.
18:32 Yes.
18:33 I want to smell.
18:35 I want to smell the perfume you're using.
18:39 Of course, spray your perfume on your hand.
18:43 Then, you'll let me smell it.
18:46 We'll spray it on our amazing wall.
18:51 There.
18:53 But be careful when you're letting your hands out.
18:55 Maybe I'll be the one.
18:57 Of course, before we do the smell,
19:01 we will take a short break, my friends.
19:03 T-Bots, we'll be right back with your favorite show,
19:05 T-Bots Tawa is Live!
19:09 Yes, and welcome back to T-Bots Tawa is Live!
19:14 Tawa is live, my friends!
19:15 We're here with Santa Baby,
19:17 the creator of the three cuties.
19:20 Girl, you're really lucky tonight.
19:23 But I'm sure you were a bit careless
19:25 when I mentioned SK Elections earlier.
19:28 Yes.
19:29 Is it true about Rodriguez Rizal?
19:31 Yes.
19:32 Yes.
19:33 Yes.
19:34 Maybe, it's not yet for me.
19:36 Correct.
19:37 There's a time for everything.
19:39 But of course, you should first greet the voters
19:41 and say hi to the non-voters.
19:43 Thank you so much for the trust
19:46 that you gave to all the voters and to those who didn't.
19:50 Thank you so much.
19:52 Thank you so much to the barangays
19:55 and of course, to my parents,
19:57 and to Mama and Papa.
19:59 They're so supportive.
20:01 Where are they?
20:02 They're behind the camera.
20:04 Yes.
20:05 Where's Daddy?
20:06 He's at home watching right now.
20:08 And where is Daddy watching?
20:10 Black Rider.
20:11 Yes!
20:12 Yes!
20:13 We're all looking forward to that.
20:15 And of course,
20:17 I'm here with the three hunks
20:19 that I hope Santa Baby will choose.
20:23 That's right, friend.
20:24 Cheesy Mister,
20:25 Queso de Bola,
20:26 Puto Bumbong,
20:28 and Hamon.
20:31 Yes, they're very juicy, my friend.
20:33 And before we break,
20:36 I have a question for Santa Baby.
20:39 What is it, Bet?
20:40 The smell is important to me.
20:43 So what about their perfumes?
20:45 I want to smell their perfumes.
20:48 And the good thing is,
20:49 during the commercial break,
20:51 we sprayed their perfume
20:54 and we'll make their voices
20:56 and they'll make you smell it.
20:59 Yes.
21:00 Right?
21:01 Through our...
21:02 This.
21:03 Yes, Ding Ding.
21:04 And we have a nickname for this Ding Ding.
21:06 It's called Avansado.
21:09 Ding Ding Avansado.
21:10 Ah, okay.
21:11 It has a full name.
21:12 Yes, Tecla also has a name for it.
21:14 Yes.
21:15 It's called,
21:17 "Butas na lang kita mamahalin."
21:19 "Butas na lang kita mamahalin."
21:21 The first one to smell
21:23 is Mister Puto Bumbong.
21:26 Wait,
21:27 I'll be the one to get sprayed.
21:29 Careful.
21:30 Be careful.
21:31 Careful.
21:32 Okay, put your hands in.
21:36 Be careful.
21:38 There.
21:39 One second.
21:40 Put your hands in.
21:43 There.
21:45 Can I smell it?
21:46 Yes, describe it.
21:48 It smells like baby powder.
21:51 It smells like baby.
21:53 Hold your hands.
21:56 There.
21:57 There.
21:59 It smells fresh.
22:00 Hold the real one.
22:02 It's okay, you can just move it.
22:05 It's okay.
22:08 It's okay.
22:09 It's okay.
22:12 There, it's okay.
22:13 It's okay.
22:14 It's a thumbs up for you.
22:15 It's a thumbs up.
22:16 It's a shake.
22:17 My hands are gone.
22:18 Your hands are gone.
22:19 You're gone.
22:20 Next, Mister.
22:21 Queso.
22:22 Queso de bola.
22:24 Be careful again.
22:25 Be careful.
22:26 Move it back.
22:27 There.
22:28 Hold your hands.
22:30 Hold it.
22:31 Smell the puto.
22:32 Puto?
22:33 The pan.
22:34 What's the smell?
22:36 It's a man.
22:37 Shake hands.
22:40 Shake hands.
22:41 There.
22:42 Hold your hands.
22:44 Smell it.
22:45 There.
22:46 It's like...
22:48 Describe it.
22:49 It smells different.
22:50 Just kidding.
22:51 It smells sexy.
22:54 What is that?
22:55 What is that smell?
22:57 We'll ask them later.
22:59 I'll give it to Papa.
23:00 Okay.
23:01 Hamon?
23:02 Hamon?
23:04 There.
23:05 It's too far.
23:06 It's too far.
23:08 He intended to move it away.
23:09 We're like this.
23:10 Smell it.
23:18 I'm dizzy because of the smell.
23:20 Smell it.
23:22 How is it?
23:23 The smell is spicy.
23:24 There's a smell like that?
23:26 There is.
23:27 Spicy.
23:29 It smells like masala?
23:30 Move it back.
23:31 There.
23:32 Spicy.
23:34 The smell is spicy.
23:36 The smell is spicy.
23:37 The smell is...
23:39 Next time.
23:42 The smell is spicy.
23:43 Spicy.
23:45 Okay.
23:46 You're good.
23:47 Good.
23:48 It's like I'm sweating.
23:50 Correct.
23:51 Okay.
23:52 I was squeezed there.
23:53 Of course, Santa Baby.
23:55 In your life, is this your first time to have a chance to smell the scent of boys?
24:00 I'm a girl.
24:03 So, usually I smell the perfume of my brothers.
24:06 Okay.
24:07 Yes.
24:08 But now, I only smell from the other guy.
24:16 And what is your favorite scent?
24:18 Not the one you smell.
24:19 What is your favorite scent?
24:21 I like the smell of fresh.
24:22 The smell of fresh.
24:23 Before taking a bath.
24:24 Wait, you're in there, babe.
24:26 I'm the unscented one.
24:27 And it seems like you're thinking of who you'll choose from the three of them.
24:33 Yes.
24:34 But you're having a hard time.
24:35 Do you have one more question?
24:36 I still have one.
24:38 This is a very hard question.
24:39 Here, I'll be...
24:41 I mean, not to be fierce, but I'll be fierce in this question.
24:46 A big point.
24:47 This is a big point.
24:48 Okay.
24:49 Yes.
24:50 Why are you the one I should choose?
24:53 Yes.
24:54 Good question.
24:56 Did you hear that, boys?
24:57 Why are you the one he should choose?
25:00 Mr. Puto Bongbong, what is your answer?
25:02 Because even if you're far away, even if you're close, even if we don't talk,
25:08 even if we don't see each other for a long time, I'm still here for you, Santa Baby.
25:12 That's great.
25:15 Mr. Queso de Bola,
25:17 why are you the one Santa Baby should choose?
25:20 Because I'm not just gentle, I'm also family-oriented, Santa Baby.
25:26 He's not just gentle, he's also family-oriented.
25:31 So, he has a family that really loves you.
25:35 He has a family.
25:36 I'm with him, too.
25:37 In first, he's a family man.
25:40 You're a beast.
25:43 Mr. Almo.
25:44 He has a family.
25:46 He has a family.
25:47 Mr. Hamon, why are you the one he should choose?
25:51 Why are you the one he should choose?
25:53 I should be the one he should choose because I'll make you cry.
25:58 You'll make me cry?
26:00 I'll make you cry with joy and happiness.
26:03 You imagined that.
26:07 You said it beautifully.
26:11 You know, the scene where he's surprised and he'll cry.
26:16 And what they said was great.
26:19 Okay, after the three Q-tips,
26:22 it's time for Sean to choose Santa Baby.
26:25 But before that, I want to introduce Santa Baby.
26:30 Who is Santa Baby?
26:32 Here's his Facebook.
26:34 This is his description of himself.
26:38 A small woman with a big heart and big dreams.
26:43 That's right.
26:45 He's a heart.
26:46 He's none other than the talented singer and vlogger,
26:51 J. Chris Pastrana.
26:54 J. Chris.
26:56 Hi.
26:57 Welcome back to T-Batch Bebe Girl.
26:59 Yes, thank you so much.
27:00 I missed this.
27:01 We missed you, too.
27:03 I missed you so much.
27:04 And thank you so much, T-Batch.
27:06 Because he shared his memories on my social media.
27:11 And then after two days or three days,
27:14 T-Batch Family messaged me again.
27:17 Right?
27:18 Wow, T-Batch.
27:20 That's how it is.
27:21 Instead of being a guest here, share your memories.
27:24 That's how it is.
27:26 I'll share it so I'll always be here.
27:29 Okay.
27:30 The question is,
27:31 who among the three Q-tips will J. Chris choose?
27:35 Is it Mr. Queso de Bola?
27:37 Yes.
27:38 Is it Mr. Puto Bumbong?
27:40 Yes.
27:41 Or is it Mr. Hamoy?
27:44 Yes.
27:45 And these are the two that will be chosen by Tecla.
27:50 There.
27:51 Okay.
27:52 J. Chris, who will you choose?
27:56 I will choose Mr. Queso de Bola.
28:04 Mr. Queso de Bola was chosen.
28:07 Mr. Queso de Bola, congratulations to you.
28:10 You were chosen by Santa Baby.
28:13 But before we introduce you to J. Chris,
28:16 we will first introduce the Q-tips that J. Chris did not choose.
28:21 Okay.
28:22 We will first introduce you.
28:25 Okay.
28:26 To come here, of course, he is a sparkle artist,
28:29 actor, model, and host.
28:31 Our Mr. Puto Bumbong, MJ Orgillano.
28:35 MJ!
28:36 Hi!
28:37 Hi, MJ!
28:38 Hello!
28:40 Nice to meet you.
28:41 Nice to meet you.
28:42 I'm the one you left out.
28:44 Oh, sorry.
28:45 It's like what you said, it's like you're consenting.
28:51 You're consenting.
28:52 See?
28:53 Everything.
28:54 But MJ, you might want to promote first, my friend.
28:56 Yes, yes.
28:57 Thank you so much for having me, T-Buds.
28:59 Please follow me on social media, @mjordillano_
29:02 and wait for me here at GMA.
29:05 Yay!
29:06 Thank you so much.
29:07 Thank you.
29:08 Come here first, come here together.
29:10 We'll go until the end.
29:11 Of course, the one you didn't choose, my friend,
29:13 here is a singer-dancer, main dancer of the boy group,
29:17 versus our Mr. Hamon.
29:21 Let's give a big round of applause to Mr. Gab Pascual!
29:24 Here's Gab.
29:27 Hi, Gab!
29:29 Gab!
29:30 See? Gab is your J.
29:32 Hello!
29:33 Gab, what should we look out for in you, my friend?
29:36 Watch out for our group on social media, @_vsofficial.
29:42 And of course, my personal account, @itsgabriellewis.
29:47 And thank you, T-Buds.
29:49 I enjoyed it.
29:50 Wow, so handsome!
29:52 You're here, Gab.
29:54 And finally, here is the one J. Chris chose.
29:57 No one else, but here he is.
30:00 Sparkle artist, actor, model, dancer,
30:05 our Mr. Queso de Bola, Jeff Amosis!
30:10 Let's give a big round of applause to Jeff!
30:13 Thank you!
30:15 Hello!
30:16 Jeff, nice to meet you.
30:18 Here's J. Chris, my friend.
30:20 Hello, J. Chris. Nice to meet you.
30:23 Hi! Nice to meet you.
30:25 How are you?
30:27 Oh, you're here!
30:28 You're here to pick flowers, but you're thinking of something else.
30:30 I think the flowers are bigger than me.
30:32 What?
30:33 But the heart is bigger.
30:35 Yes!
30:36 Here it is.
30:37 What's your message to each other?
30:39 There!
30:40 You go first, Jeff.
30:42 It's so nice to feel that I was chosen.
30:46 Of course.
30:47 And I'm so glad that you chose me.
30:51 And nice to meet you, J. Chris.
30:53 Tecla's the one who's doing the "Papa Girl."
30:57 No, she said that.
30:58 She said, "I'm the one you've wasted."
31:01 She's answering.
31:03 She said, "I'm the one you've wasted."
31:05 I said, "I'm the one you've eaten."
31:07 But we're serious.
31:09 There!
31:10 J. Chris, what's your message to her?
31:13 Answer her.
31:14 Okay, Han!
31:15 What's the shout?
31:17 Okay, Han!
31:20 Wait, Ma!
31:21 Pa!
31:22 Is it okay?
31:24 He gave thumbs up to Tagul!
31:27 He's holding hands!
31:30 What's your message?
31:34 Thank you so much for the flowers.
31:36 And of course, nice to meet you.
31:39 Thank you so much.
31:41 Thank you so much.
31:43 And I have nothing to say.
31:45 I'm overwhelmed!
31:48 Let's see if you're compatible.
31:50 What's your sign?
31:51 In guitar years.
31:52 And you, friend?
31:53 I'm in.
31:54 Not compatible anymore.
31:56 It's beautiful.
31:59 It's beautiful.
32:00 It's so beautiful what you said.
32:02 In guitar years.
32:04 There you go, friends!
32:07 We've met two hearts tonight.
32:11 Yes, but where will they bring their heads?
32:13 You don't care anymore.
32:15 We don't care anymore.
32:16 We don't care anymore.
32:18 Congratulations, guys!
32:20 I hope your Christmas will be a happy one.
32:22 Yes, you won't be able to sleep anymore.
32:24 You'll be happy.
32:25 You won't be able to sleep anymore because when we return,
32:28 they'll be back here at T-BOTS Tawa is Live!
32:33 And you're still watching T-BOTS Tawa is Live!
32:41 There, Bubay.
32:42 Yes, Tecla.
32:43 Since it's Christmas, what's your message to your ex?
32:47 What's my message to my ex?
32:50 Of course, not just HD.
32:52 You'll forget it.
32:53 My message to my ex?
32:54 Y.
32:55 There.
32:56 X and Y.
32:59 Is there anything else?
33:01 Nothing, of course.
33:02 My friend, wish him luck.
33:05 I'm the one who's lucky, right?
33:07 I'm the one who's lucky, my friend.
33:08 Do you know, my friend, because of your question,
33:10 that's also the question we asked our Norwegian friends
33:13 that we interviewed, what's their message to their exes?
33:17 There.
33:18 Here they are.
33:19 What's your name?
33:24 Wil.
33:25 Wil, we're still here.
33:26 Y.
33:27 Since it's Christmas, and of course, Christmas is a time of giving and forgiveness,
33:32 what's your message to your ex?
33:34 Nothing, no ex.
33:38 We asked the wrong question.
33:39 We asked the wrong question, it's Christmas.
33:42 It's Christmas.
33:43 What's your message to your ex?
33:45 Come back, I don't love you anymore.
33:48 You're wrong, why is that?
33:51 I hope all of you.
33:53 When did you become your ex?
33:55 Not long ago.
33:56 Why not?
33:57 I became my ex because of that, mommy.
33:59 What's your message to your ex?
34:01 I hope you'll come back to me.
34:03 Really, I'm still shaking.
34:05 What's his name? Tell us.
34:07 I'm secret.
34:08 Secret, come back to me.
34:10 What's his name?
34:11 Mark.
34:12 Mark, what's his name?
34:14 Mark, my name is Emil.
34:16 Boyfriend?
34:17 Boyfriend?
34:18 But if you have an ex, you'll remember, because it's Christmas, what's your message to your ex?
34:23 I hope he'll be happy with his new girlfriend.
34:26 I hope he'll be happy with his new girlfriend.
34:28 I hope he'll be happy with his new girlfriend.
34:29 I hope he'll be happy with his new girlfriend.
34:30 I hope he'll be happy with his new girlfriend.
34:31 He's so good.
34:33 I hope he'll be okay.
34:35 I hope he'll be okay.
34:37 That's how it is, right?
34:39 At least you have a new boyfriend now.
34:41 Let's see.
34:42 Here it is.
34:43 Come here, ma'am.
34:44 The brand girl of ages.
34:45 What's his name?
34:46 What's his name?
34:47 Mariana Fernandez.
34:48 Mariana Fernandez.
34:49 Okay, ma'am.
34:50 Because it's Christmas, what's your message to your ex?
34:53 Nothing, because I'm shaking.
34:56 She's shaking, that's right.
34:58 This is so beautiful.
34:59 What's his name?
35:00 What's his name?
35:01 Super.
35:02 Because it's Christmas, what's your message to your ex?
35:05 You don't have an ex.
35:08 What's his name?
35:10 Carlo.
35:11 Carlo, you have a beautiful nose.
35:12 Because it's Christmas, what's your message to your ex?
35:15 Go back.
35:17 I want to go back to everything.
35:19 So that he can grow.
35:20 How can he not grow?
35:21 Go back to your ex.
35:23 Because he's a foreigner.
35:25 He's right.
35:26 He's a foreigner.
35:27 Here it is.
35:28 There are two.
35:29 They're two.
35:30 Are they twins?
35:31 Yes.
35:32 They're Korean, right?
35:33 Yes, they look like Koreans.
35:35 What's their name?
35:36 Zalora.
35:37 Zalora.
35:38 Go back, you have an ex.
35:40 Janelle.
35:41 Okay, Christmas, what's your message to your ex?
35:45 I'm always happy, but I'm happy when I'm not.
35:49 He's serious.
35:50 I hope you remember me.
35:53 Where?
35:54 I hope you remember me.
35:55 Oh, he's so cute.
35:59 Oh, you heard what I said.
36:01 Others still have their childhood.
36:04 But we understand those.
36:06 Of course, we all went through that.
36:08 Correct.
36:09 There's a process.
36:11 Yes.
36:12 Meanwhile, here's our "Word of the Week"
36:15 that will be read by our moved-on, Tecla.
36:19 Okay.
36:20 Okay, are you Christmas?
36:25 Why?
36:26 Because I wanna marry you.
36:29 No, no.
36:31 We're friends.
36:34 Oh, cannot be.
36:36 Until next time, we'll be back with more fun here on
36:42 "Tiba's Tawa is Live!"
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36:48 This program was recorded live.
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