TBATS: Kakai Bautista, naka pustiso lang ba?
Aired (September 8, 2024): Dahil ayaw ni Kakai na magaya kay Jennie na hindi naging mabenta ang jokes kaya't napilitan itong gamitin ang kanyang huling alas!
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00:00And here's the next performer who will never win in the three seasons of Tawang Tinplas.
00:09Let's see if the fate of the one and only Jenny Gabrielle will change.
00:16Mataray.
00:18There.
00:20Where are we?
00:22Because of that, guys, let's drink.
00:24You have to fill up your glasses.
00:28And you can't drink it right away.
00:30Because of that, Jenny, are you ready?
00:32Yes.
00:34Okay.
00:36Your two minutes starts now.
00:38Yes.
00:40Good evening to all of you, guys.
00:42To all the hardworking people.
00:44Welcome back to me.
00:46To my co-workers.
00:48Hello there.
00:50How are you?
00:52Thanks to me.
00:54Okay.
00:57Welcome to the Booba and Tekla show.
00:59Yes.
01:01You heard it right.
01:03The Booba and Tekla show.
01:05Yes.
01:07Because I'm Booba.
01:09No.
01:11And here's the thing, guys.
01:13I won't be able to hold it anymore.
01:15Because we have a letter sender tonight.
01:17And he really sent me a letter.
01:19To me.
01:21And let's read it.
01:23Dear Ate Booba.
01:25Ate Booba.
01:27Please hide my name.
01:29Tekla.
01:33Ate Booba.
01:35I don't know why
01:37the world is so heavy to me.
01:41I'm really not lucky
01:43in my love life.
01:47I'm always sad.
01:49I'm always hurt.
01:51Ate Booba.
01:53My body
01:55is complete.
01:57I have eyes, ears,
01:59nose.
02:01I don't have a nose.
02:03I'm sorry.
02:05I have a mouth.
02:07But I use a toothbrush.
02:09I don't have a toothpaste.
02:11Thank you, Ate Booba.
02:15Time's up.
02:17Yes.
02:20Good job.
02:22Ate Booba.
02:24Good job, Tekla.
02:26We saw in their houses
02:28that there are a lot of holes.
02:30Yes.
02:32If they get married here, they'll lose.
02:34Because they're good at stopping.
02:36I'm done.
02:38They're selling me.
02:40Yes.
02:42What will the enemies say?
02:44Don't be shy.
02:46It's okay.
02:48Jennie Gabrielle, I believe in you.
02:50It's hard but you fought.
02:52And because you fought,
02:54tonight, your name is
02:56Jennie in the bottle.
02:58Jennie in the bottle.
03:00I love it.
03:02Don't be Gabrielle.
03:04You're still Gabrielle.
03:06Sorry.
03:08Becky.
03:10Yes.
03:12This is what I fought for.
03:14That's a good idea.
03:16The writing.
03:18It's okay.
03:20It's good because as a woman,
03:22it's hard.
03:24Yes.
03:26But your idea is good.
03:28Yes.
03:30Yes.
03:34Is it my turn?
03:36Yes.
03:38It's hard to understand
03:41but it's okay.
03:45She's funny.
03:47She's good at stopping.
03:49And when they laughed,
03:51I laughed too.
03:53I laughed too.
03:55It's okay.
03:59Because you got
04:01zero points.
04:03I love it.
04:05At least consistent.
04:07Consistent.
04:09Correct.
04:11You'll get it back.
04:13We're all consistent.
04:15Because we have a text vote.
04:17Yes.
04:19We also have an online vote.
04:21And finally,
04:23our contestants.
04:25Our last contestant is
04:27the nominee for
04:29the movie,
04:31May Ngipin Ang Batas.
04:33Ms. Rakay.
04:35Why are you always like that?
04:37The title itself.
04:39May Ngipin Ang Batas.
04:43You're going to steal it.
04:45May Ngipin Ang Batas.
04:49Go, Ms. Rakay.
04:51It's your turn.
04:55And our contestants don't have water.
04:57They need water.
04:59Please.
05:01Water.
05:03In real life, I'm not prepared.
05:06It's up to you.
05:10And our last contestant.
05:12You need to drink it all.
05:14Go ahead.
05:18More.
05:20Ms. Rakay, are you ready?
05:22I don't want to.
05:24Fight for it.
05:26Ms. Rakay, your two minutes
05:28starts now.
05:30Don't push me.
05:32Especially you, Jenny Gabriel.
05:34It's just the beginning.
05:42You know,
05:44someone fought with me before.
05:46People say,
05:48if you fight,
05:50you're the one who's bad.
05:52And your mom is always angry.
05:54I told her,
05:58What?
06:00What happened?
06:03People always fight with me.
06:05Right?
06:07Right, mom?
06:09How are you?
06:11I'm not prepared for tonight.
06:13So,
06:15let's just do our best.
06:17Because,
06:19I have a question for you.
06:21Don't be sad.
06:23Is my tooth big?
06:25What are you saying?
06:27It's small.
06:29How about my teeth?
06:31Okay.
06:35Jenny,
06:37you lost again.
06:39Jenny, why are you here?
06:41Don't you feel sorry for Eko's grandma?
06:45Eko, how are you?
06:47I'm fine.
06:49I laughed at the three of them earlier.
06:51But, it's hard to stop.
06:53Because,
06:55my upper palate is really big.
06:57Yes.
06:59Sometimes,
07:01it's straight.
07:03Sometimes, it's like this.
07:05And,
07:07it's good to have a bad tooth.
07:09Because,
07:11if there's a sensor in the elevator,
07:13it will open.
07:15Because,
07:17I lost my tooth.
07:19And,
07:21if I drink coffee,
07:23I don't have to do that anymore.
07:25It will be like this.
07:28Drink some water.
07:30There you go.
07:32It's really good.
07:34And, I noticed that you have a black nose.
07:38Eko, what is this?
07:40What is this?
07:42Wow!
07:44There you go!
07:48Wow!
07:50Miss Kakaibautista!
07:52Wow!
07:54But,
07:56I laughed at the three of them.
07:58It's like,
08:00But,
08:02why did you choose
08:04to make them laugh?
08:06Because, I don't have any material.
08:08I don't have anything like that.
08:10You don't have any material?
08:12No. You know, when I do shows,
08:14whether it's abroad or anywhere,
08:16I really don't have any material.
08:18I call it situational comedy.
08:20So, whatever the audience gives me,
08:22that's what I do.
08:24So, I don't have
08:26a fixed material to make people laugh.
08:28So, adjust to it.
08:30Adjust.
08:32And, whatever makes me laugh,
08:34I use that.
08:36How about you make our cameraman laugh?
08:38He's looking at you.
08:40You're so annoying!
08:42You're so annoying!
08:44What's your problem?
08:46There you go!
08:48Yes!
08:51Kiss!
08:53For the director!
08:55Yes, that's effective.
08:57Especially in out-of-the-country shows.
08:59Because, the material is hard, right?
09:01Yes. And, why did Jennie
09:03suddenly laugh?
09:05It's you again.
09:07She's laughing again.
09:09What made you laugh?
09:11It's not funny at all.
09:13Even when she's talking,
09:15she delivers jokes.
09:17If I don't talk?
09:19Becky, what can you say?
09:21Becky, are you laughing?
09:23Yes, I'm laughing.
09:25I'm just imitating how people control themselves.
09:27Because, I remember the enemy in Space Impact.
09:29What?
09:31The fish at the end.
09:33The fish is being shot.
09:35Here!
09:37You know, she did a lot of things.
09:39There's only one thing I can say.
09:41Ha!
09:43Right?
09:45I don't know where that came from.
09:47Because, she's always laughing at us.
09:49Of course, you mentioned her.
09:51It's Michael.
09:53When we're annoyed at the old lady
09:55who's always laughing at us,
09:57we always do this.
09:59Michael, hello!
10:01You got 10 points!
10:03Yay!
10:05But, I can say that
10:07you're very relaxed when you deliver things.
10:09I'm very happy.
10:11But, of course, the fastest laugh
10:13is none other than Becky,
10:16Belo, and Kaka.
10:18Yay!
10:20That means, they're going to fight in our finals.
10:22Of course!
10:24When is that? Who's going to be our favorite?
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