TBATS: Things you should know about being a chismosa!
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00:00We'll get to know them better, my friend.
00:03How about that?
00:04Let's start with candidate number one.
00:07Number one, please come in.
00:10Here you are, in the middle.
00:12How are you?
00:13His nose is so sharp, in fairness.
00:16Is that natural?
00:17Yes.
00:18Natural.
00:19Okay.
00:20Here's our question for you.
00:21In your barangay,
00:22have you ever fought or argued
00:25because of the gossip spread about you?
00:31Yes, I have.
00:32Yes, you have.
00:33What happened?
00:35I heard that her husband has a mistress.
00:39You heard that her husband has a mistress.
00:43But is it true?
00:45Is it true?
00:46I saw them.
00:47Where did you see them?
00:48She said,
00:49cousins.
00:51Do you have cousins?
00:53They kiss?
00:55Yes.
00:57Are you married?
00:59I'm not married yet.
01:01You don't have cousins.
01:05But I heard that you have a 17-year-old boyfriend.
01:16No, I don't.
01:17How old is he?
01:18Is it my fault if he likes me?
01:22Is it his fault if he spends money on you?
01:24Or if he likes you?
01:26Because if he spends money, it's a lot.
01:28It's the same.
01:29It's the same.
01:30He likes you and he spends money on you.
01:32Why don't you kiss him?
01:33Hi, hello.
01:34Thank you very much.
01:35Thank you very much.
01:36Thank you.
01:37Because maybe it's just a gossip.
01:39Okay, next.
01:40Number two, please.
01:42Oh,
01:43it's a delight.
01:44Yes.
01:45She's smart.
01:46She's sure of what she's saying.
01:48Tecla has a question for you, my friend.
01:51Okay.
01:52Where do you gossip?
01:55Where do you hang out?
01:57At the store or at the cafeteria?
01:59Or at the gate of your neighbor's house?
02:01At the cafeteria.
02:02At the cafeteria.
02:03Why at the cafeteria?
02:05Is that a good topic to gossip about?
02:07Yes, because while we're gossiping, we're eating.
02:09We're eating.
02:10We're full.
02:11What's your favorite food to gossip about?
02:14Oh, my.
02:15Dinuguan.
02:16Dinuguan?
02:17Yes.
02:18Because it's good that it's blood.
02:21Oh, it's good that it's blood.
02:23Do you know why?
02:24Why?
02:25At the cafeteria.
02:26I don't know what time it is.
02:27I'm downstairs.
02:30What time is it?
02:31It's 5 a.m.
02:32I'm downstairs.
02:33It's 5 a.m. and you're already gossiping.
02:36It's too early.
02:37The sun hasn't risen yet.
02:38So that when the sun rises, they'll know the latest.
02:42Okay.
02:44Right?
02:45What's the worst thing you've gossiped about?
02:48Where did you fight?
02:50Oh, this.
02:52My son doesn't gossip.
02:57My son is not my husband's son.
03:01Yes.
03:02So you gossip about them.
03:03My question is, do you gossip about them?
03:05Yes.
03:06Are you stupid?
03:07Yes.
03:08Do you gossip about them?
03:09Are you stupid?
03:13Sorry.
03:14I thought you're my friend.
03:17I'll gossip about you first.
03:18Okay.
03:19I'll gossip about you.
03:20My son is not my husband's son.
03:23That's your son.
03:25He said that he drank at the bar.
03:30Don't tell me the story because I know the story of his life.
03:34Okay.
03:35What's the story of his life?
03:37The story about me is for him.
03:40It's upside down.
03:41Oh, it's reversed.
03:43There you go.
03:45Then?
03:46What's his name?
03:47Anon.
03:48Oh, Anon.
03:49What's his name?
03:52Look at that.
03:53Silent Arsha Kudapia.
03:56Wow.
03:58Wait a minute.
03:59We're different.
04:00We gossip about showbiz.
04:02It's still about you.
04:04Who's your crush?
04:05Showbiz personality.
04:07I like Papa P.
04:11Papa P.
04:12Who's Papa P?
04:13The elephant girl.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15Don't you like Papa P?
04:17No, because I'm a pig.
04:20Do you have a message for him?
04:22Because he's watching us.
04:24Hello, Papa P.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:26I'll just show you.
04:28I don't know.
04:29I'll just lower my voice.
04:31Papa P.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:33She'll lower her voice.
04:35Thank you.
04:37In fairness, we know a lot of gossip.
04:39We learned a lot of gossip from our candidate.
04:42Right.
04:43It's not just gossip about her.
04:44It's also gossip about her opponent.
04:45Yes.
04:46Right?
04:47And that's where we met our candidates in Binibining Chismos.
04:51Oh, there's more.
04:52Sorry.
04:54Here it is.
04:55We have more gossips here in our Binibining Chismos.
05:00Number 3.
05:01Come here.
05:03There's more gold.
05:05This is rich.
05:06What else is gossip?
05:08Just gossip.
05:09Just gossip.
05:10What's written?
05:11There's a name.
05:12It's really Elaine.
05:15Elaine, we have a question for you.
05:17When you're gossiping,
05:19do you automatically tell others about it?
05:22Or do you keep it to yourself?
05:25I tell them right away.
05:26Right away?
05:27Why?
05:28Is it like us?
05:29When you eat something fresh,
05:30before it goes bad,
05:31you tell them?
05:32Yes, I tell them right away.
05:33I tell them right away.
05:34So that when they wake up,
05:37they already know what the news is.
05:41Oh.
05:42Speaking of news,
05:43I heard when you were young,
05:44you also had boyfriends.
05:46How many went through the heart
05:48of our Binibining Chismosa number 3?
05:51Just three.
05:52Just three.
05:54Just three.
05:55Can you tell us if you remember the names
05:58since you're a gossip?
06:01Kevin.
06:02Kevin.
06:04Dump.
06:05Dump.
06:06And Putt.
06:07Kevin, Dump, Putt?
06:09Yes.
06:10Kevin, Dump, Putt.
06:11You're fooling us.
06:13Where are Kevin, Dump, and Putt?
06:16They're not here anymore.
06:17They also left me.
06:18Oh, they left you.
06:19You don't have any connection with them?
06:21Communication?
06:22Putt is just there.
06:24But he's just chatting.
06:25Just chatting.
06:26Just chatting.
06:27He's still popular with you.
06:28Yes.
06:29How are you?
06:30Your nose is different from number 1.
06:33Yes.
06:34What kind of scene is that?
06:37It has a strong smell.
06:39Of gossip.
06:40Oh, in fairness.
06:42Just like my neighbor.
06:44Oh, he's already sharing his gossip.
06:46Later.
06:47Stop him first.
06:48Okay.
06:49What you should do first
06:50is to pop your pimple on the other side
06:53because he really wants to leave.
06:55Right?
06:56We have a last question.
06:57There.
06:58How much is it?
06:59Because a lot of people are watching on Facebook and YouTube.
07:01How much are your rollers?
07:04This?
07:05This is nice.
07:06And it's hard to put it on.
07:08And it looks durable.
07:09How much is it?
07:10You can hang it on your face sometimes
07:12so you can avoid it.
07:15It's cheap.
07:16How much is it?
07:1720.
07:1820.
07:1925.
07:2025.
07:21And you can order it as a gossip.
07:23You can.
07:24As long as there's a tube.
07:25Wow.
07:26Okay.
07:27This is the last one.
07:28So we can understand
07:29why most of the gossips
07:31always have pimples on their cheeks.
07:34Or rollers.
07:35Is that your trademark?
07:37Or is that a sign of a certified gossip?
07:40So we can understand.
07:41So when you go home,
07:42you'll know that it's a gossip.
07:44After the story,
07:45it's time for a cover face.
07:47That's what I thought.
07:50At least we can understand
07:51why they have pimples.
07:52Because when they get pimples,
07:54they have something to fight for.
07:57You'll be back there.
07:58Thank you for the gossips
08:00you prepared for us.
08:04Anytime.
08:05Anyone.
08:06Anyhow.
08:07Anywhere in the world.
08:08Everybody in the house.
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