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00:00♪ Danger Mouse, Amazing Danger Mouse, Astonishing Danger Mouse ♪
00:09
00:16London, England, home of the mother of parliaments,
00:20once the hub of empire and now a domicile for the world's greatest secret agent,
00:25who has his abode in a smart red pillar box somewhere in Mayfair.
00:29
00:35Resting between cases, our hero is swatting up on prehistoric trigonometry,
00:40while Penfold, his faithful assistant,
00:42attempts to calculate how many dirty shirts he can get into the washer.
00:46Not much of a start to an adventure, but...
00:50Crumbs, Danger Mouse!
00:51What's the matter?
00:52Someone's broken in and picked our washing machine!
00:55Oh, I wouldn't be too sure.
00:58That hole was made from inside, as if the washing machine broke out.
01:03Broke out?
01:04Ah, that'll be Colonel K.
01:07You'll have to look after this case on your own.
01:09Cor! A case of my own, chief?
01:11No, no, no, no. Pillow case, Penfold. The pillow case.
01:14Oh.
01:15Good heavens, Colonel. You look quite as a sheet.
01:18And well I might, DM. London's been invaded.
01:21Invaded? But who?
01:23Washing machines, DM.
01:26Do you know, sir, for a minute I thought you said washing machines.
01:30I did. Hundreds of washing machines. Look at this.
01:34Reports are coming in of the blessed things breaking out of hundreds of kitchens.
01:38Funny you should say that, sir.
01:39They're flooding out of laundrettes, warehouses, even washing machines factories.
01:43And ganging up in central London.
01:45Good grief.
01:47I've had the area evacuated and I want you to get in there.
01:51Right, sir.
01:52Find out what's going on.
01:53Right, sir.
01:54Leave it to me, sir.
01:55Danger mouse, I certainly will.
01:58Come on, Penfold.
02:06What are you going to do, chief?
02:08We, Penfold, are going to grab one of those runaway washers.
02:11Take it to the laboratory and see what makes it tick.
02:14Well, as long as you can make it do the underwear.
02:18Ah, at last. A lead.
02:21Look. Soap suds.
02:23Crumbs, chief. I'm sure I didn't put too much powder in.
02:26No, no, Penfold.
02:27We just follow the suds to a washing machine and then we grab it.
02:48Good grief.
02:50Crumbs, there's thousands of them.
02:52Remember what I said about grabbing one?
02:54Yes, chief.
02:55Well, forget it.
02:56Thanks, chief.
02:57All the same, we know who's behind all this.
03:00Baron Silas Greenback.
03:03Excellent, excellent.
03:05The toad voice responder units I have built into these one-eyed monsters are working perfectly.
03:12Toad voice responder units? So that's how he's done it.
03:16Now, here it is.
03:18Now, here it is.
03:20You will obey the voice of Toad.
03:23Seek, seek and destroy.
03:26Danger Mouse.
03:28To let hope.
03:29With Danger Mouse gone,
03:32the world will be mine.
03:34Mine.
03:35The world will be mine.
03:37Mine.
03:42Crumbs, chief, now what do we do?
03:44Only one thing we can do, Penfold.
03:46Run for it.
03:57It's all right, Penfold.
03:59I keep forgetting.
04:02Courses.
04:03That wretched mouse.
04:05Quickly, to the radar.
04:07I want to know where they land.
04:12Good job they don't have wings, eh?
04:14We'll have to act fast.
04:16There's a whole army of the blessed things and we might not get a second chance.
04:24Crumbs, we might not even get a first chance.
04:26It'll be a fight to the death.
04:28I can't see them surrendering.
04:29No need for that.
04:30I'll surrender, eh?
04:31No, Penfold.
04:34I need a quiet place for a good thing.
04:37Hang on.
04:49Message to Baron.
04:51Enemy landed.
04:53Enemy's dead.
04:55They won't look for us here.
04:57They won't look for us here.
04:59Now, to come up with a plan.
05:01Well, I could start niching a white flag.
05:03You can keep a lookout.
05:05I'm going into a seventh level yoga hopping trance.
05:08Oh, Crumbs, chief, I'll go all goose pimply.
05:13Oh, fiddle, seventh level.
05:15He could be up and about for days.
05:20For heaven's sake, Penfold, can't you keep quiet?
05:22I only fell off the switch.
05:24Of course, I've not bruised my...
05:26Good grief.
05:27Look what you've done.
05:29You've switched on the crane's electromagnet.
05:31The car.
05:33You... you... genius.
05:36Well, I'm sorry, I only... eh?
05:39Strike force assembled, Baron.
05:41Awaiting orders.
05:43Excellent.
05:44First airborne division, stand by.
05:47Right, Penfold.
05:48Let her down.
05:49Nice and easy.
05:51Nice and easy, Penfold.
05:53That's right.
05:54Come on, nice and...
05:59Oh, crap, chief, chief, chief.
06:01Are you all right?
06:03I'm just glad it's a rear-engined car, Penfold.
06:06Now, I must contact the colonel.
06:08Scramble!
06:10Destroy that dreaded dangerous...
06:19And that's what we'll need to defeat them, sir.
06:21Oh, I don't know, GM.
06:23Canteen T's just gone up the fort, Mr. Kutt.
06:25Look, sir, our futures depend on it, and...
06:27Chief, look!
06:29Call you back, colonel, when I see if we've got a future.
06:32Oh, what ever are they?
06:34Ooh!
06:35Kamikaze twin-tub, Penfold.
06:37Time to move.
06:43Oh, dear.
06:44Oh, dear.
06:46Ah!
06:47Whoa!
06:48Look out, chief!
06:49Ah!
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53Oh!
06:54Mission failed.
06:55Enemy escaped.
06:56Disengage.
06:57Failed?
06:58Escaped?
06:59Useless, dimwit!
07:01Deletto!
07:02Si, barone.
07:03Pay them the wages of failure.
07:07Si, barone.
07:10That fate awaits you all, you cumbersome kiwais,
07:15unless you find that mouse.
07:17Now, go!
07:20Driven by fear and 27 U2 batteries,
07:23the machines are swept on,
07:25bent on ensnaring our heroes,
07:27guarding every roof until there is no way out
07:29and no way home for the courageous couple.
07:32Or, so the baron believes...
07:34By Jove, he's done it.
07:36The colonel's done it.
07:38Done what, chief?
07:39And what's the big hole for?
07:41It's a home for delinquent washing machines.
07:43A home for...
07:44But suppose they won't come?
07:46Penfold, they just won't be able to resist this invitation.
07:52Soon, the whole of London echoes with the tinny rumble
07:54of whizzing, wandering washing machines
07:56as one after another of Greenback's robots
07:58are drawn to the giant magnet.
08:00Here comes our first customer.
08:02Now!
08:09Fantastic, chief!
08:10You've got the baron whacked!
08:12Don't count your washers until they've bolted, Penfold.
08:15Revenez! Revenez!
08:17Je suis fier d'être un mongol!
08:19Je vous remercie pour votre vie, et ils m'ont détruit!
08:22Stiletto!
08:23Oui, barone?
08:24Détruisez-les tous!
08:26Oui, barone!
08:27Oui, oui, oui!
08:30Eh, barone!
08:31Eh bien?
08:32Détruisez-les tous!
08:33Tous!
08:34Incluant Adissa!
08:36Oui, inclutant...
08:37Oh, non!
08:38Ah!
09:09C'est horrible!
09:10Non, non, non!
09:11Le pire qui peut se passer,
09:12c'est que vous obteniez l'évolution d'un monstre mutatif.
09:15Ah! Un monstre mutatif!
09:17Oui, c'est ce que j'ai dit.
09:18Le pire est arrivé!
09:20Bon courage!
09:21Bon courage!
09:22Au revoir!
09:23Hum...
09:24Je pense, Penfold,
09:26qu'il vaut mieux qu'on parte.
09:35Vite! Je suis...
09:36Vite! Je suis...
09:37Oh!
09:38Oh!
09:40Je suppose qu'il pense que c'est très drôle.
09:43Penfold, qu'est-ce que tu fais?
09:45Je ne peux pas s'occuper de ces...
09:47de ces...
09:48de ces...
09:49C'est nul, Penfold!
09:50Il n'y a rien de tel qu'un quickset.
09:53Bien, bien.
09:54Un quickset.
09:56Oh!
09:57En parlant de quickset...
09:58Quickset!
09:59Oh!
10:00Oh!
10:01Oh!
10:04Allez, Penfold!
10:05Oh!
10:06Vite, ici!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:12Oh!
10:13Monsieur Danger Mouse,
10:14maintenant que vous avez libéré ce terrorisme
10:16dans notre société...
10:17Quoi?
10:18Qu'est-ce que vous allez faire exactement?
10:20Je pense que nous devrions tous rester calme.
10:23Alors, essayez de le couvrir, Ploy!
10:25La presse ne sera pas silencieuse!
10:27Je ne sais pas, je vais juste essayer d'aider.
10:29Essayer d'aider!
10:30C'est une bonne idée!
10:31Eh bien, ne dis pas que je ne t'ai pas prévenu.
10:34Prévenez-moi?
10:35Prévenez-moi!
10:36Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:43Allez, Penfold,
10:44avant que ce monstre n'enlève sa deuxième aide!
10:50Oh! Oh!
10:57Oh! Oh! Oh!
11:01Ha! Il est bien servi, chef!
11:03Peut-être, Penfold,
11:04mais nous ne pouvons pas le laisser à ce monstre.
11:06Après tout, il est britannique.
11:08Oh! Oh!
11:09Oh! Oh!
11:10Oh! Oh!
11:11Oh! Oh!
11:12Oh! Oh!
11:13Oh! Oh!
11:14Oh! Oh!
11:15Oh! Oh!
11:16S'en sauver? Comment?
11:17De cette chose?
11:18Hmm...
11:19Est-ce que je t'ai déjà raconté
11:20l'époque où j'ai hypnotisé un guerrilla?
11:22Krems, était-ce fou?
11:24Penfold, c'était furieux!
11:26Furieux!
11:27Ha! Ha! Ha!
11:28Petite blague, là, Penfold!
11:30Oh, chef, tu m'amuses!
11:31Allons, dans la voiture!
11:43Krems, pas un bubble!
11:45Je me demande où il est!
11:46Il s'occupe d'un skyscraper, je dirais.
11:49Allons, de retour dans la voiture!
11:51nen,sant que vous...
11:55Vite, chef!
11:56Hypnotisez-le!
11:57Oui, oui, oui.
12:01Il...
12:02Cherche-moi!
12:03headshuffl community
12:04pour stopper la introduction
12:05du ...
12:06Où ?
12:07Où?
12:08Où?
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh!
12:11Oh!
12:12Oh!
12:13Oooh!
12:14Purple Heart Chapter 4
12:15Une Excime
12:16ou un OS incomplète
12:17Il retient
12:18une perre
12:19« Parfait. »
12:20C'est clair que sa popularité est en train de tomber, et j'espère qu'on se retrouvera bientôt pour...
12:26Ne vous inquiétez pas. Maintenant que le charbon est parti, j'ai un autre rendez-vous.
12:32C'est bon, Froth-Face, vous êtes en arrestation.
12:39Eh bien, ça a fonctionné une fois.
12:46Désolée, désolée, je ne peux pas arrêter.
12:49Dépêchez-vous à tout moment.
12:52Vous ne pouvez donc pas le prendre, n'est-ce pas, Froth-Face?
13:02Nelson, en train de tomber? Bien, c'est bon, c'est bon.
13:11D'accord, c'est votre dernier rire, Froth-Face. Je viens.
13:18Froth-Face?
13:23Pas d'inquiétude, on va vous pulvériser.
13:31Vous êtes en train d'avoir une grande surprise, je pense.
13:42Regardez, si vous vous laissez maintenant, je ne vous laisserai pas rencontrer.
13:49Parfait.
14:03Penfold, bienvenue de retour.
14:15Bien, bien, comme je pensais.
14:17Qu'est-ce que c'est, chef?
14:18Les forces kinétiques ont ionisé le lien électro-chimique avec une réversion résultante.
14:22Oh, super! Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire?
14:25Ses bubbles ont explosé, Penfold. Il est revenu à ce qu'il est en train de devenir.
14:29Des crânes.
14:30Des crânes?
14:31Non, des crânes.
14:32Qu'est-ce que c'est maintenant, chef?
14:34Je pense qu'on va essayer une opération de moppage.
14:37Bien, chef. Mopage!
14:39Mopage!
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