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00:00 *musique*
00:21 *musique*
00:45 *bruit de pet*
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00:46 *cri*
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01:33 *bruit de moteur*
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04:01 - Come on, Daisy. These bags are getting heavy!
04:04 - Hey, you fellas go ahead to the room.
04:06 I aim to find a gift for Aunt Clara.
04:08 - Oh, she just loves Brass-do-hickies.
04:10 ♪ ♪ ♪
04:16 - Comment dit-il? C'est ce que j'arrive.
04:18 - Yes, Your Excellency. What news?
04:21 - Great news, my loyal friend.
04:23 The magic lamp of Aladdin is mine at last.
04:27 - By the beard of the prophet,
04:28 soon all Morocco will kneel before the great Sharif
04:32 and his all-powerful lamp.
04:34 - Yes, and I'll be back to camp in two days.
04:37 - Two days, master? Why travel by camel?
04:40 Use the lamp to fly you home.
04:43 - On second thought, I'll use the lamp to fly me home.
04:47 - Good thinking, oh wise leader.
04:50 ♪ ♪ ♪
04:54 - What's this?
04:55 ♪ ♪ ♪
04:59 - Some thieving dog has taken my magic lamp.
05:03 But I shall find the thief, and when I do...
05:08 Back to the hotel!
05:11 ♪ I love money, lots of money ♪
05:14 ♪ Love to crunch it with my toes ♪
05:17 ♪ So I grip it and I nip it ♪
05:19 ♪ Make them dukes pee through the noose ♪
05:23 ♪ ♪ ♪
05:25 - Oh, it's colder than boss's heart in here.
05:28 So I'm glad I thought to bring them long johns.
05:30 Oh, funny, I sure don't remember
05:32 packing this old bathrobe.
05:34 ♪ ♪ ♪
05:36 Dang me, how'd this old gravy boat get into my suitcase?
05:40 Looks like there's spilled gravy all over it.
05:42 ♪ ♪ ♪
05:44 - What is your wish, master?
05:49 - Right now, I just wish me and Flash
05:51 would be in the same town.
05:53 [evil laughter]
05:56 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:02 - Where, how, I mean, who, who, who?
06:05 Oh, no, Flash!
06:07 [explosion]
06:09 [screaming]
06:11 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:13 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:16 [tires screeching]
06:18 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:20 - Sit down, Sheriff, you're next.
06:23 - Sheriff, what are you doing back home?
06:25 You're supposed to be in North Africa.
06:27 - Well, see, I was looking for my long johns,
06:30 and I found this old gravy boat,
06:32 and this humongous Arab come a-jumping out at me,
06:34 and, shat, here I am.
06:36 - Roscoe, you best lie down a spell.
06:38 You ain't making no sense at all.
06:40 - Who's gonna pay for my busted window?
06:42 - Don't look at me.
06:44 - What? Tarn--
06:46 - Didn't I tell you no clippers on top?
06:48 - Take my phone. The Sheriff made me do it.
06:51 - I just wish none of this had ever happened.
06:53 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:55 [electricity crackling]
06:58 [tires screeching]
07:00 [explosion]
07:02 [lasers firing]
07:04 ♪ ♪ ♪
07:06 - ♪ Olive ham hocks, olive beef lips ♪
07:09 ♪ Mustard greens and chitlin stew ♪
07:12 ♪ Pinto beans and country gravy ♪
07:15 ♪ Flying squirrel, awesome stew ♪
07:18 [laughing]
07:20 Hey, Roscoe, run down to the lobby
07:22 and get me a newspaper, will ya?
07:24 - Well, that was fast.
07:26 - Today's hazard paper?
07:28 You got this downstairs?
07:30 - No, in Swagger's barber shop.
07:32 - Roscoe, the desert heats, don't fry your greens.
07:34 Swagger says bacon has--
07:36 - Of course, you ain't gonna believe this,
07:38 but I found this gravy boat
07:40 where my long johns was supposed to be,
07:42 and I started wiping off the old gravy,
07:44 and this big Arab comes out of nowhere
07:46 telling me to make a wish.
07:48 - A wish? Oh, Roscoe, this ain't no gravy boat.
07:51 - It ain't? - No!
07:53 This has got to be Aladdin's limb.
07:56 - Who's what? - Aladdin's limb!
07:58 That big Arab must have been the genie.
08:01 - Genie? No, this here was a man.
08:03 I mean, never did say his name.
08:05 - No, no, no, no, no, no, you're dipstick.
08:07 A genie is a big Arab who lives in a magic limb.
08:10 Let me see now.
08:13 (rire)
08:15 - He did not tell you?
08:17 - Gubs of galloping goose grease.
08:19 - What is your wish,
08:21 oh round-bellied master?
08:24 - All right, genie, I want a billion dollars in gold.
08:28 - As you wish it, so it shall be.
08:31 (whip cracking)
08:33 (whimsical music)
08:35 (whip cracking)
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08:39 (whip cracking)
08:41 (whip cracking)
08:43 (whip cracking)
08:45 (whip cracking)
08:47 - Get this gold off of me!
08:49 (laughing)
08:51 (whip cracking)
08:53 (laughing)
08:55 - Hurry up before I'm flat as a flapjack!
08:57 - Hey!
08:59 - These bags is heavy.
09:01 - Let's go, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
09:03 - I know!
09:05 (whimsical music)
09:07 (whirring)
09:09 - Your wish, oh puny one.
09:11 - Them bags has got poor boss all trapped under there.
09:14 Now you gotta get all that gold out of the way.
09:16 - Yes, master.
09:18 (whirring)
09:20 (whimsical music)
09:24 - My money! It's gone!
09:26 The whole billion dollars!
09:29 (laughing)
09:31 (whipping)
09:33 (whipping)
09:35 - I was only trying to save your life.
09:37 - That's no excuse.
09:39 - Ding dang, I just wish I'd known who mixed my suitcase up with his.
09:42 And then...
09:44 - And when I get my hands on that seven son of a desert flea
09:47 who stole my suitcase...
09:49 (whistling)
09:51 I will give him what he deserves.
09:53 (whipping)
09:55 (whimsical music)
09:57 (whimpering)
09:59 (whimsical music)
10:01 No one leaves the hotel
10:03 until I have searched every room.
10:05 - Don't just stay in there, Roscoe. Hide the conchon flea.
10:08 - You heard the boss, Flash. Hide it!
10:10 (whimsical music)
10:13 (whipping)
10:15 (crash)
10:17 (whipping)
10:19 - Oh! This old tea kettle just ought to tingle Aunt Claire's fancy.
10:23 (whimpering)
10:26 - The curse of a thousand demons!
10:29 Oh, the infidel who stole my lamp!
10:31 - Now would you hide it, girl?
10:34 - Oh no, Daisy Duke!
10:36 (clatter)
10:38 - A fine mess you got us into this time, must be.
10:41 (chomping)
10:43 (whimsical music)
10:45 (gasp)
10:47 - Oh, a thousand pardons, lovely person.
10:50 I humbly beg your forgiveness.
10:52 - Shucks, honey. No harm done.
10:54 Now if and I could...
10:56 - Oh, of course.
10:58 - Well, that's an old antique tea kettle I'm sending home to my Aunt Claire.
11:01 - Oh, how beautiful.
11:03 - Well, maybe underneath all the dance.
11:06 - If fate is kind, we shall meet again, your innocence.
11:10 - Maybe.
11:12 Well, nice bumping into you.
11:14 (whimsical music)
11:16 - Tea kettle?
11:18 That is the magic lamp!
11:20 (whimsical music)
11:22 (gasp)
11:24 - I'll call room service for supper.
11:26 - Hey, Daisy, what would you like to eat?
11:28 - Hmm, how about some good old down home country ham,
11:32 biscuits and red-eyed gravy?
11:34 Huh, don't I wish?
11:36 (laughing)
11:38 (whimsical music)
11:40 - Dinner is served, oh lovely mistress.
11:43 - Wow, the fastest waiter I ever saw.
11:46 - Six alive!
11:48 - I had no idea the Arabs cook like home folks.
11:51 (whimsical music)
11:56 - Daisy, hurry it up!
11:58 Come on, Daisy, it's time to roll.
12:00 - Now just a doggone minute, fellas.
12:02 A lady's got more things to pack.
12:04 (whimsical music)
12:06 (gasp)
12:07 Mercy, I nearly forgot Aunt Claire's tea kettle.
12:11 (whimsical music)
12:14 (whimsical music)
12:21 (scream)
12:23 (splash)
12:25 (whimsical music)
12:30 (splash)
12:32 (whimsical music)
12:37 - Ah, c'est collé, Bosco.
12:39 Ah, them dukes will be in Cairo before we get started.
12:43 - Boss, I've got a terrible feeling I'm forgetting something.
12:46 - You'll forget your head if we're stuck in your head.
12:48 Cairo, here we come!
12:50 (whimsical music)
12:53 - Dammit! The American natives have the lamp
12:56 and are heading your way.
12:58 You must stop them.
13:00 - Oh, to mercy!
13:02 You caught on a fish fry on the 4th of July.
13:04 Mercy to the general.
13:06 He's mighty thirsty.
13:08 - You can get water in one of them oases about 50 miles ahead.
13:11 - 50 miles? I can see one just up the road.
13:14 - I hate to say it, boy, but what you're seeing up there
13:16 ain't nothing but a mirage.
13:18 - A what?
13:20 - A mirage. Looks like an oasis,
13:22 reflecting off a hot sand.
13:24 - Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
13:27 I ain't been this hot since the night the bell stuck
13:30 and Charlie's took his beer.
13:32 Give me that canteen.
13:33 - That jet?
13:34 - What's what?
13:35 - The canteen. That's what I forgot.
13:37 - What? We're across in the desert,
13:39 50 million hot dang degrees,
13:41 and you forget our drinking water?
13:43 (roaring)
13:46 - Hey, boss, give me that away.
13:47 It looks like a golf course.
13:49 - What? Oh, that ain't no golf course, you ninny.
13:51 That's what the Arabs called an oasis.
13:53 It's got trees and water.
13:55 (laughing)
13:56 - And water! Oh, let's go!
13:58 Yahoo!
13:59 - Thanks, money, it's your top offer.
14:01 (whistling)
14:03 - Here goes my famous swamp dive.
14:07 I'll drink with you, pal.
14:09 (grumbling)
14:11 (whistling)
14:13 (splash)
14:14 (laughing)
14:20 - Uh-oh, detour.
14:21 - Must be fixing the road, huh?
14:23 - He wasn't way ahead of Bob.
14:26 I think this is one of his hard-style tricks.
14:29 - The American land sailors are entering our trap.
14:34 - Detour up ahead, boys.
14:37 - Detour?
14:38 All right, careful, will you?
14:39 Let's go, baby, it's a duke's trip.
14:41 - What's that dust, pal?
14:44 - It's your general's leave.
14:46 We're gaining on them slowpoke dukes.
14:49 (vrombissement)
14:50 - Don't stall it.
14:51 Boss is catching up on us.
14:53 - Better put the pedal to the metal, boy.
14:55 - It's a trap, hang on.
14:59 - Watch it, Roscoe!
15:01 - You lost your cotton picket, man?
15:06 This ain't no demolition derby.
15:07 - Well, don't go blaming me, you road buzzer.
15:09 You tried to ram us.
15:11 - Silence!
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15:50 - Roscoe!
15:54 - I have it, shabby.
15:57 Grab it, baby.
15:58 Here's your tea kettle, Daisy.
16:01 - I can't!
16:02 - I'm gonna wish my way out of this, man.
16:08 I made you clear.
16:11 - Your little game is over, infidel.
16:13 And now you all will pay.
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16:19 - What punishment shall I ask the lamp
16:21 to inflict upon these thieving sons of camels?
16:24 - Perhaps the pit of a thousand vipers, your excellency.
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16:34 - Stop that, infidel dog!
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20:08 *Bruit de la machine*