The Thundermans S03E01 Phoebe vs Max the Sequel
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00:00 since Chloe's been having so many superhero girl spurts we got her some
00:04 new clothes at the mall check out what I got her I put the oops in poops
00:20 guys I'm not sure it's gonna fit anymore I want pizza
00:34 she learned how to talk hello we at the mall now that she's bigger I bet that
00:41 her bubble power stronger let's get this bubble party started hey no bubbles
00:51 Billy Broker Chloe's not broken I think she just outgrew her baby power oh I
01:00 wonder what her permanent power will be let's go call the doc in Metroburg and
01:04 see if you can come give Chloe a power scan and take a look at this rash
01:08 dad that's dried barbecue sauce from the food court get the internet on your
01:15 phone suddenly everybody's a doctor alert alert cherry approaching don't
01:23 worry I'll get the door your cave ceremony was like a week ago why he's
01:29 still wearing that thing oh this game you mean the one I earned first saving
01:33 your life from King Crow like anyone cares that you saved my life is that the
01:43 cape you got for saving Max's life don't make me freeze your friend alert alert
01:52 incoming transmission from super president kick-butt
01:56 Hank did you cut yourself oh no that's just more sauce hello
02:04 Thundermans and the local girl you just had to tell your secret to looking good
02:12 mrs. but I'm calling for Phoebe the hero league has decided to give you a trial
02:20 run to protect your very own city Hiddenville is the perfect place for you
02:33 to learn the art of managing a normal life while fighting crime from the
02:38 shadows what makes you think I'm ready for something like this isn't it obvious
02:44 you saved Max's life
02:49 the secret we fit right in bet you never guess living our lives like a
03:09 picture-perfect family is what we try to be look closer you might see the crazy
03:17 make-believe it's our reality just your average family trying to be normal
03:26 thank you for coming so quickly dr. ouch dr. ouch what's your first name boo-boo
03:42 it's pronounced Babu and it looks like Chloe's had her final growth spurt can
03:49 you tell us what her permanent superpower will be and make this
03:53 overpriced house call worthwhile I should be able to narrow it down with
03:58 the power scan
04:04 she speaks Spanish - Oh Chloe it's gonna be okay believe me I've seen a lot of
04:18 doctors what if I hold your hand okay see not so bad you're my hero looks like
04:39 Chloe's superpower will be one of three things super strength teleportation or
04:46 vomit comments oops sorry make that Sonic screaming you'll know within the
04:55 week I wonder which power she'll get well sweetie it's anyone's guess
05:03 guys just what I just landed an audition for the Hiddenville junior ballet
05:12 everything's coming up activate vomit comet fantastic honey you know but
05:22 you're gonna have a lot on your plate with ballet and being hidden dolls
05:25 protector not a problem thanks to this sweet surveillance tablet from the hero
05:30 league check it out it scans the town for any suspicious activity so I'll know
05:35 immediately if there's trouble and I need to split even if I'm we get it
05:44 you're flexible before I leave I should warn you
05:49 flamingo flu is running rampant in a superhero community this year oh yes
05:54 flamingo flu the virus slowly turns you into a flamingo great another internet
06:02 doctor my cousin Lydia had flamingo flu she used to be a teacher and now she
06:09 works at the zoo three shows a day the only way to fight a super bug is with a
06:16 super bug Chloe's too young to catch it but you'll all have to take these yes
06:21 arachnobiotics you go boo-boo it's Bob just put the little guy on your arm and
06:30 we'll do the rest I've got one left that one's Billy's oh
06:37 did I not grab mine silly Billy trust me Billy these spiders don't hurt
06:46 now I was stepping on his foot are you okay or am I gonna have to save your
06:59 life again I heard about that can you sign my lab coat I don't need this I'm
07:07 gonna be in my lair plotting evil and ironing my jeans
07:10 evilly
07:13 too bad you guys weren't looking when I took that cuz I took it like a champ
07:26 behold my latest invention the world's first magnet that attracts gold soon
07:34 everyone talking about this and not about Phoebe saving my life no one's
07:40 talking about Phoebe saving your life was that convincing huh that's the
07:51 secure line I set up for dark mayhem
07:55 stupid also why'd you buy me this gold pinky ring the circle symbolizes the
08:09 eternity of our friendship dark mayhem sir it is an honor to meet you oh really
08:24 because I'm not honored to meet you Thunder turd you gave away the top
08:31 secret location of the villain league yes that was a tiny bump in the evil
08:37 road but I am on my a game now are you stuck to a magnet
08:45 technically it's a gold attracting a magnet it's one of the kind technically
08:49 you're an idiot but occasionally you show true evil potential so I'm going to
08:56 give you a second chance to prove your villain league material you will I mean
09:02 of course you will cuz maxi-t is one bad man I want you to keep a record of all
09:12 your evil doings you mean like evil diary diary journal memoir Oh Chronicle
09:23 all of it now go spread mayhem and take off that pinky ring it's weird
09:33 hiddenville give me something anything okay Crusader keeping the couch crime
09:44 free I see town is crime free that's the problem all I did today was return
09:51 somebody's lost wallet thanks by the way the hero league always starts you out on
09:58 an easy town my first job is defending lanesville really I thought you knew
10:04 that isn't that why you always say I'm from lanesville totally dad I fought
10:15 King crab now I'm just fighting to stay awake that's baby steps honey remember
10:20 this is all about learning to balance between being a superhero ballet your
10:26 love of ponies ponies or Nora sorry a lot of girls in this house now fine balance
10:35 so just practice for my ballet audition until I oh silent alarm tripped at the
10:44 high school finally my town needs me huh I really do have to split mid split give
10:52 it a rest bendy
10:56 Colossal ransoming these trophies back to the school is gonna look great in my
11:12 evil diary chronicle keep your eyes open
11:20 those accomplishments
11:24 Phoebe max I should have known this was you of course the only one in this town
11:34 who cares about evil that's right you are so gonna turn me into mom and dad
11:41 actually how about I let you go you get to keep committing your little crimes
11:48 and I get to practice stopping you it's a win-win well for me cuz I'll always
11:53 win okay I I accept your challenge but when I win I'll be the one flaunting it
12:01 in your face and you'll never catch me
12:07 door caught me not you
12:14 that was this close to stealing those shoes
12:25 this post starting an elephant stampede
12:31 I was this close to not catching you just kidding it was easy
12:39 throw myself in this is an over
12:46 what are you guys doing I'm baby-proofing the windows in case
12:57 Chloe's new superpower is sonic screaming and if it's teleporting I'm
13:02 hoping this thing will take me with her hey for Hawaii Chloe and if it's super
13:12 strength I use your credit card to get a new cell phone nice try who can get my
13:20 number
13:27 what's you feel it under the weather who me I'm not under the feather why
13:36 would you even say that hey look everyone it's Phoebe let's ask her
13:42 things now after your big audition push me loud oh duty calls guess I have to
13:56 save the day before my audition gotta go I gotta go too but not go as in
14:02 flamingo get off my back
14:07 all right let's get this over with max I have an audition to get to it whoa
14:18 defeated by a door I'm just gonna stop trying so hard
14:25 not to have my head popped like a zit just get me out of here all right fine
14:30 I'll save your life okay
14:34 I'm not the one who's gonna need saving this time and what exactly do I need
14:41 saving from Oh just the world's only gold attracting magnet I'm about to take
14:52 down your town I told you this wasn't over
14:57 yes victory is mine you're the worst I'm the best
15:04 maxities the evilest stop it fine you win this round can you just let me go
15:11 so I can get to my ballet audition you're not going anywhere Thunder turd
15:16 feels so good to say that to someone else see these pipes they bring water to
15:23 the city and I'm gonna melt them with this nitric acid and turn Hiddenville
15:29 into a desert maxi cheese on fire wait it's not too late to stop
15:37 great it is no I mean it's not too late to stop calling yourself maxi tea pipe
15:44 down get it pipe that's going to maxi cheese
15:50 Chronicle that's right the names days
15:55 oh really come inside mom's looking for you
16:06 tell her I'm taking a bath just don't mention it's a bird bath
16:12 flamingo flu but you took the super bug no I did it it's a scary thing I've ever
16:20 seen well besides watching daddy chicken wings bones go in Nora but they don't
16:26 come out give me the super bug no I hid it far away in a place you'll never find
16:33 is that about the garbage yes
16:40 please don't tell Chloe I was too scared to do it she said I'm her hero I don't
16:47 want to lose that but you're okay with turning into a bird I know what I'm
16:53 doing nothing excuse me I need to use the bathroom please don't be an egg
17:00 please don't be an egg
17:04 I'm to unleash operation dry mouth
17:11 Oh
17:13 Phoebe time to unleash operation defeat the dancing dork oh maybe I can melt the
17:28 wiring in the magnet okay the only thing that can go wrong is if the polarity
17:35 reverses you have to stop too late nitric acid is already making its way
17:46 through the pipes
17:49 yeah I'm not so sure about that it's not nitric acid it's citric acid as in
17:58 orange juice
18:04 so how could this happen you try shopping online with pause
18:11 yeah free orange juice for everyone like your hidden those other superhero
18:17 Captain Backfire I wanted to crush this town I provided with part of a balance
18:23 breakfast stop that juice
18:30 the outflow pipe
18:34 John you're gonna back up the whole system and all the pipes will burst
18:40 you're so dramatic Phoebe
18:45 you're not wrong good enough my chronicle let's get out of
18:55 here before this place blows not going anywhere this is my city I have to
19:01 protect it
19:03 I can't leave you cuz I'm your sister no the doors locked
19:18 you
19:20 okay Chloe got it well it's not super strength yet oh really there you are
19:41 where are you wearing that blanket yeah are you trying to hide something no what
19:49 are you hiding under that bow jinx now you can't talk
19:53 Billy just sit down and eat I don't sit anymore and it's not because my knees
20:00 bend backwards if that's what you're thinking
20:03 Billy you're being a bird brain you should tell mom and dad if something's
20:09 bugging you I'm fine Oh shrimp
20:15 down here
20:23 Chloe
20:26 did you see that perfect technique I would have nailed that ballet audition
20:49 if you didn't make me miss it this isn't my fault it's yours
20:59 you're the one trying to destroy hidden though you first squeezed fool because
21:03 of your dumb challenge and because you wouldn't stop blabbing about saving my
21:07 life since when do you care about me teasing you since everything's been
21:11 coming up Phoebe I've been in a total evil slump while you've been out saving
21:16 me saving the town doing that weird thing you do with your leg how do you
21:19 even do that I'm not as great as you think okay I
21:25 should be out solving crimes not daring you to do them and certainly shouldn't
21:29 be going around bragging about saving lives like I saved yours seriously
21:35 I promise
21:39 system failure in 10 seconds assumes last protocol
21:46 before the building explodes
21:49 we need to turn that wheel I don't have any hands up you'll have to do it so
21:55 lazy just save that town
22:06 system restored
22:09 Max you did it you saved Heddonville no I saved you which makes us even all
22:21 right fine hey I wonder where the orange just went who cares everything's finally
22:31 coming up
22:35 and now everything's coming down max
22:48 going in my chronicle
22:59 really you just ate two quarts of spicy shrimp without chewing I think I know
23:06 what's going on here you do
23:11 finally you think you can out eat your old man challenge accepted
23:23 I know what you're thinking and yes they're your parents your dad's taking
23:32 Billy to school baby how was your ballet audition Billy tell them what's
23:42 happening or I will tell them what
23:46 Billy got the flamingo flu cuz he was scared and take the super bug don't
23:51 listen to her Chloe it's a lie your brother's never scared
23:57 Barb I ate too much food I'm seeing things
24:07 Billy if you take the super bug now it will reverse the effects I hope
24:15 to the sky
24:18 that was my guess what's he looking I have no idea
24:34 you can do it Billy thanks Chloe hearing you say that changes nothing
24:44 you're everywhere
24:48 please pray Billy I'll hold your hand
24:53 okay little sis I'll do it for you
25:02 see not so bad
25:08 everything's back to normal I just laid an egg didn't I