The Thundermans Season 2 Episode 17 The Amazing Rat Race -sd
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00:00 This rat win.
00:02 Hey guys, we always do the fastest rat. You know what really says rock and roll?
00:06 May the fattest rat win.
00:10 Maybe you should stop feeding in gravy. Don't tell me how to raise my rat.
00:18 Who's a hungry baby?
00:27 Hey guys, I just booked DJ astronaut for the big dance.
00:30 Oh look, you already found dates.
00:34 The band couldn't agree on a new look so we're deciding what to wear by racing rats.
00:40 Couldn't you just talk it out? But then what will we do with the rats?
00:45 If your band has a fashion emergency, you should just ask me. Here, what are your options?
00:51 Well, I want punk rock, scary skeletons, robots,
00:55 nothing but puka shells.
00:57 Well, the good news is no matter who wins you all lose.
01:05 Don't listen to her. You're a winner Danica Rattrick.
01:10 And apparently a boy.
01:13 Gentlemen, start your rats.
01:18 Oh hold on, mine's pooping.
01:21 All right, we're good.
01:24 (laughter)
01:26 On your mark, get set,
01:33 BATHROOMS!
01:35 Come on Danica, run!
01:37 Come on, bring it home big girl.
01:39 Do it for the robot.
01:41 Don't poop, run!
01:43 (laughter)
01:45 Yeah!
01:47 (laughter)
01:49 You know what this means guys.
01:51 (laughter)
01:53 (laughter)
01:55 Initiating music mode.
01:57 Beep, bop, boop.
01:59 (laughter)
02:01 (laughter)
02:03 That's not how robot dances, Mads.
02:05 I'm not dancing, my rat flew through my costume.
02:07 (laughter)
02:09 (laughter)
02:11 (laughter)
02:13 (music)
02:15 What you see is not what you get.
02:17 Living our lives with a
02:19 secret.
02:21 We fit right in,
02:23 bet you never guessed.
02:25 We're living our lives
02:27 just like all the rest.
02:29 A picture perfect family
02:31 is what we try to be.
02:33 The closer you might see
02:35 the crazy things we do.
02:37 This is a make believe,
02:39 it's our reality.
02:41 Just your average family
02:43 trying to be normal.
02:45 Stay out of trouble,
02:47 stay out of trouble,
02:49 living a double life.
02:51 living a double life.
02:53 (music)
02:55 (music)
02:57 And here's your ticket.
02:59 And your ticket.
03:01 And your...
03:03 Wait, am I supposed to be charging people?
03:05 (laughter)
03:07 Oh no.
03:09 Don't worry, I'll get their money.
03:11 What? No.
03:13 (laughter)
03:15 I just got an email from DJ Astronaut.
03:17 Dear Mission Control,
03:19 I'm too sick to lift
03:21 off so I won't be able to
03:23 rocket tonight.
03:25 Just cause you used cute astronaut
03:27 language doesn't make it better.
03:29 (laughter)
03:31 What are we gonna do? The dance is ruined!
03:33 What?
03:35 She's joking.
03:37 The dance is not ruined.
03:39 It's gonna be off the chain.
03:41 And the hook.
03:43 It's gonna be off all the things.
03:45 (laughter)
03:47 (laughter)
03:49 Cherry,
03:51 this is the biggest dance of the year.
03:53 If people find out I messed up the music
03:55 they'll never forgive me.
03:57 I'll make them forgive you.
03:59 (laughter)
04:01 Okay, you can't keep solving problems
04:03 with your shoes.
04:05 (laughter)
04:07 Wait, I think I just figured out a way
04:09 to save the dance.
04:11 Max! How would you and your band
04:13 like to play the dance tonight?
04:15 Uh, yes?
04:17 There's no pay. Yes.
04:19 You'll have no time to rehearse.
04:21 What part of yes don't you understand?
04:23 (laughter)
04:25 Sweet, this will get us out of playing Gideon's mom's gas station.
04:27 Yeah, she was gonna pay us in gas
04:29 and tire rotations.
04:31 (laughter)
04:33 Sorry Gideon, but I'd much rather play
04:35 for teenage girls
04:37 than truck drivers.
04:39 Lady truck drivers.
04:41 Ladies?
04:43 I'm changing my vote back to gas station.
04:45 (laughter)
04:47 Looks like we're split.
04:49 Only one way to settle this.
04:51 Oh no, please don't tell me it's another
04:53 rat race!
04:55 (laughter)
04:57 I know, it's rat race.
04:59 (laughter)
05:01 (music)
05:03 (music)
05:05 (music)
05:07 Hey Max, ready to win that rat race?
05:09 Oh, we're not gonna win. What?
05:11 He's never won.
05:13 If you weren't so adorable
05:15 I'd be kicking you out of the streets.
05:17 But I need your band
05:19 to save the dance. Why would you even
05:21 agree to race? No choice.
05:23 Band rule number 77.
05:25 Case of disagreement, rat race.
05:27 Your band has 77
05:29 rules? Yeah, but rules
05:31 1 through 76 are rock hard,
05:33 rock out, rock your face off. I get it.
05:35 (laughter)
05:37 Well, we did some good gardening
05:39 out there today, Nora. We?
05:41 You just stood there in the shade.
05:43 (laughter)
05:45 It's called supervising, and I did it
05:47 without a chair.
05:49 (laughter)
05:51 Aw, who's this little furry?
05:53 (screams) Rats!
05:55 (screams)
05:57 (screams)
05:59 (screams)
06:01 (screams)
06:03 Max,
06:05 you can't keep that filthy thing
06:07 out of the house. Dad,
06:09 she's right here.
06:11 (laughter) And she has
06:13 telekinesis.
06:15 (laughter)
06:17 Hey, Billy.
06:19 Hey, honey.
06:21 Hello, ice cream.
06:23 It's
06:25 for Billy. We decided that
06:27 ice cream was better than joining
06:29 the track team. You decided.
06:31 I wanted to join the team
06:33 so I could super speed and win races.
06:35 Billy, if we're gonna live in Hiddenville,
06:37 we all have to hide something,
06:39 like Max and Phoebe's telekinesis,
06:41 or your father's
06:43 super strength. Your mother's
06:45 snoring. (laughter)
06:47 Ooh, you were talking about
06:49 superpowers. (laughter)
06:51 I'm the fastest kid
06:53 in the world, and no one knows.
06:55 (gasps)
06:57 I feel bad.
06:59 Eh, he'll come around.
07:01 He's learned two valuable lessons
07:03 today. Living in Hiddenville requires
07:05 sacrifices, and
07:07 never leave your ice cream
07:09 unattended. (laughter)
07:11 Let me show you all the hard
07:13 work I did in the garden.
07:15 (laughter)
07:17 Interesting.
07:21 Billy wants to win races.
07:23 We've got a
07:25 race to win. Yeah,
07:27 okay, but even your friends might notice
07:29 that Billy's not a rat.
07:31 He could be a rat if we
07:33 shot him with the animalizer.
07:35 If Dad used it to turn Dr. Colosso into a rabbit,
07:37 we could use it to turn Billy
07:39 into a rat. If only we
07:41 knew where it was.
07:43 I know where it is!
07:45 Wow.
07:47 Remind me never to tell you a secret.
07:49 Tell me where.
07:51 I can't. Dad would kill us.
07:53 That thing is extremely dangerous. It's in the
07:55 kitchen!
07:57 (laughter)
07:59 Why do I keep doing that?
08:01 Because you know
08:03 it's the right thing to do.
08:05 We're Billy's age. We could use our powers whenever
08:07 we wanted. We didn't have to hide a thing.
08:09 You're right.
08:11 We'd be bad siblings if we didn't turn
08:13 him into a rat.
08:15 That's the spirit.
08:17 Now come on, Phoebe. Make with the
08:19 blabby blab.
08:21 (laughter)
08:23 It's in the top cabinet next to the freezer.
08:25 Just grab the can of brussels sprouts and pull.
08:27 Oh, that felt good.
08:29 (laughter)
08:31 Brussels sprouts?
08:33 (laughter)
08:35 (laughter)
08:37 (laughter)
08:39 The animalizer!
08:41 It's
08:43 beautiful!
08:45 (laughter)
08:47 How'd you figure that out?
08:49 Chips,
08:51 cookies,
08:53 brussels sprouts!
08:55 (laughter)
08:57 (laughter)
08:59 (laughter)
09:01 You picked
09:03 brussels sprouts over chips?
09:05 (laughter)
09:07 They're like little baby cabbages.
09:09 Come on, name a cuter food.
09:11 Apricots.
09:13 Oh my gosh, yes. They're baby peaches!
09:15 (laughter)
09:17 (music)
09:19 (music)
09:21 And that
09:23 is how you can use your powers to
09:25 win a race right here in Lindenville.
09:27 A rat race?
09:29 We know it's not the same.
09:31 It's even better! And it takes care of
09:33 two dreams at once!
09:35 (laughter)
09:37 You've dreamed of becoming a rat?
09:39 He agreed. Let it go.
09:41 And don't worry, Billy.
09:43 The animalizer can turn you back into a human.
09:45 To demonstrate,
09:47 Max will now use it on me!
09:49 (laughter)
09:51 Not happening, Colosso.
09:53 But I want to be a man again!
09:55 (laughter)
09:57 Oh, he used
09:59 to be a person.
10:01 (laughter)
10:03 Alright, Billy, you have to promise
10:05 not to tell Mom and Dad.
10:07 My rat gills will be sealed.
10:09 (laughter)
10:11 He knows what a rat is, right?
10:13 He's about to find out.
10:15 (laughter)
10:17 (door creaks open)
10:19 (door opens)
10:21 (music)
10:23 (music)
10:25 (music)
10:27 Oh, man!
10:29 It didn't work! You guys just made
10:31 the room really big!
10:33 Yep, still Billy.
10:35 (laughter)
10:37 Alright, Nora. You ready to deal
10:39 with your fear of rats?
10:41 Why should I? Isn't it normal
10:43 to be afraid of rats?
10:45 Well, yes, but...
10:47 you're a superhero, and you're gonna have to face
10:49 a lot of rat-themed villains someday.
10:51 Professor Packrat, Rat-A-Tat-Tat,
10:53 Tommy the Cheese-Eater,
10:55 Red-Eye Ricky...
10:57 Frickin' Rat-Ratzilla, Ratastrophe...
10:59 I get it! Well, at least my fears.
11:01 Max,
11:03 would it be okay if Nora pets
11:05 one of the rats? Sure.
11:07 (silence)
11:09 (laughter)
11:11 What is she doing?
11:13 I think she's screaming at a frequency
11:15 we can't hear.
11:17 (glass shatters)
11:19 Well,
11:21 she's certainly ready to fight glass,
11:23 ma'am.
11:25 Let's go get Billy. Maybe he can calm her
11:27 down. No, no, no, don't!
11:29 Uh,
11:31 we just spoke to him. He's
11:33 still upset and doesn't want to talk
11:35 to you guys yet. Yeah, we'll
11:37 tell you when he's changed back.
11:39 Change his mind!
11:41 (laughter)
11:43 Hey, Max, your rat's gonna get his tail
11:45 handed to him, and you're gonna rock it
11:47 at my mom's gas station.
11:49 (laughter) The only gas
11:51 we're gonna get is gas from the Chili at the
11:53 School Dance.
11:55 Nice one, Max.
11:57 Who said that?
11:59 Who said what? Nice one, Max.
12:01 Thanks, Angus.
12:03 (laughter) This is getting weird.
12:05 Let's just race.
12:07 It's go time.
12:09 (laughter)
12:11 (whistling)
12:13 (footsteps)
12:15 On your mark,
12:17 get set,
12:19 go! Race!
12:21 (laughter)
12:23 That's the
12:25 fastest rat in the world.
12:27 What kind of gravy do you feed him?
12:29 Way to go, Billy!
12:31 What race car driver's
12:33 named Billy? Uh, the kind
12:35 that wins.
12:37 (laughter) Billy!
12:39 Billy! Billy!
12:41 Billy!
12:43 Billy! Billy!
12:45 Billy! Billy!
12:47 Billy, you saved the dance. Yeah, you were
12:49 great, buddy. I know.
12:51 Everyone was chanting my name.
12:53 This is the best day of
12:55 my life.
12:57 It's almost too bad we have to turn you back.
12:59 Then don't. I've
13:01 finally used my super speed to win a race.
13:03 I don't want to go back to hiding
13:05 my powers.
13:07 Sorry, buddy, but if Dad found out
13:09 Phoebe and I used the animalizer, he'd
13:11 turn us into rats.
13:13 Cool! Then we can race and I can
13:15 kick your little rat butts.
13:17 Alright, I'm glad you
13:19 had your fun, but it's over now.
13:21 Not for me. See ya, suckers.
13:23 (laughter)
13:25 (laughter)
13:27 Billy? Billy?
13:29 Billy!
13:31 Billy!
13:33 (laughter)
13:35 Billy!
13:37 Can't stay a rat forever.
13:39 Come on out and-- Phoebe!
13:41 (laughter)
13:43 Not a rat.
13:45 (laughter)
13:47 Max,
13:49 I'm getting nervous.
13:51 If Mom and Dad find out about Billy, you won't
13:53 get to play the dance and I won't get to save
13:55 the dance.
13:57 There he is!
13:59 I think he's drawn to your endless
14:01 whining. Keep being annoying.
14:03 You'll never catch
14:05 me, slow humans.
14:07 Ha ha ha ha!
14:09 (laughter)
14:11 (laughter)
14:13 Keep it up! I'm the fastest
14:15 rat in the world!
14:17 He's right, Max. We should just let him live
14:19 as a rat forever. Get the animalizer.
14:21 You're not using that thing
14:23 on me. Wait, you heard
14:25 that? My ears are so big,
14:27 I can hear birds fart.
14:29 You think I'm gonna give that up?
14:31 (laughter)
14:33 Wait, Billy.
14:35 What does it sound like?
14:37 (laughter)
14:39 There's no
14:41 need to fear rats.
14:43 Take it from me.
14:45 Randy Rat!
14:47 Really, Mom? A puppet?
14:49 I'm not a puppet. I'm
14:51 your friend! Man it, Randy.
14:53 Got it!
14:55 Got it!
14:57 You guys had three kids
14:59 before me, and this is the best you
15:01 can do?
15:03 Yeah.
15:05 Well, hey, they're your kids, too!
15:07 (laughter)
15:09 Let's talk about that rat over there.
15:11 Uh-oh!
15:15 Okay, I'm just done with this.
15:17 (laughter)
15:19 Max's little races
15:21 must be attracting wild rats.
15:23 I got this.
15:25 (splat)
15:27 Hank, you scared
15:29 it into the house!
15:31 Don't blame Hank!
15:33 He tried so
15:35 hard to make you happy!
15:37 Thanks, Randy.
15:39 Okay, now...
15:41 Ah, his head!
15:43 (laughter)
15:45 Great idea, Phoebe!
15:47 If Rat Billy wants to play with all this cool
15:49 stuff, he'll have to turn back into Boy Billy!
15:51 Genius!
15:53 Yeah, thanks, but why am I carrying everything?
15:55 Would you save your whining
15:57 from her trying to catch Billy?
15:59 (laughter)
16:01 (laughter)
16:03 (laughter)
16:05 Uh...
16:07 Phoebe?
16:09 (shrieks)
16:11 I get that a lot!
16:13 (laughter)
16:15 Mom, who is
16:17 this? The exterminator.
16:19 Darryl the Rat Man!
16:21 If there are crawling,
16:23 Darryl comes a-calling!
16:25 I also teach yoga.
16:27 (laughter)
16:29 Your rat race attracted
16:31 wild rats.
16:33 So, if you want to catch a rat,
16:35 you gotta think like a rat.
16:37 (laughter)
16:39 And put on your rat hat.
16:41 (laughter)
16:43 (laughter)
16:45 Hey, Rat Man's insane!
16:47 (laughter)
16:49 Mom, Dad,
16:51 you can't do this!
16:53 Why not? Because
16:55 rats are people, too!
16:57 Some more than others.
16:59 (laughter)
17:01 That's why the Rat Man always carries rat-friendly traps.
17:03 Oh, good.
17:05 Well, I left those at home, so I got these.
17:07 (laughter)
17:09 The old
17:11 snapping crack.
17:13 (laughter)
17:15 Now, stay out
17:17 of the danger zone, unless you're
17:19 a rat, in which case, come on
17:21 down!
17:23 You wanna hear the real crazy part?
17:25 I didn't call him. He just
17:27 showed up.
17:29 (laughter)
17:31 'Cause I'm the Rat Man!
17:33 (laughter)
17:35 (laughter)
17:37 I better warn Billy. I think he's still in his room.
17:39 Actually, he's in
17:41 my lair. Yeah, yeah, we'll tell him.
17:43 Come on, Phoebe. Careful
17:45 of the danger zone!
17:47 Actually, I'm more concerned about
17:49 the crazy zone.
17:51 (laughter)
17:53 Billy!
17:55 Rat Boy!
17:57 Over here!
17:59 (laughter)
18:01 Uh,
18:03 I'm Billy.
18:05 Turn me back into a human.
18:07 Two plus two is six, and
18:09 other dumb stuff like that!
18:11 (laughter)
18:13 Max, look!
18:15 Billy! We see you!
18:17 You're in danger!
18:19 There's an exterminator in the house!
18:21 Wow, I'm really
18:23 scared.
18:25 You don't know what an exterminator is, do you?
18:27 I do not.
18:29 It's a guy who catches rats.
18:31 Well, good luck, 'cause I'm the
18:33 world's fastest rat!
18:35 (splat)
18:37 Told you you couldn't catch me.
18:39 Hey, Billy,
18:41 we just, uh, wanted to thank you
18:43 for winning that race.
18:45 So we got you some gifts. Uh, video games,
18:47 boogie board, and a bunch of
18:49 other stuff you need opposable thumbs
18:51 to play with.
18:53 Nice try, but I'm not going back.
18:55 Not when I can win races,
18:57 climb walls, and shoot through cement.
18:59 Why are you chewing through
19:01 cement? 'Cause I can.
19:03 Fair enough.
19:05 Hey, have you guys seen
19:07 Billy?
19:09 Ah! Rats!
19:11 (splat)
19:13 Get out of here before you hit something I care
19:15 about!
19:17 (laughter)
19:19 Nora's
19:21 afraid of me?
19:23 Uh, of course
19:25 she is. Nora is afraid
19:27 of all rats. But who needs Nora
19:29 when you've got all that cement to chew through?
19:31 (laughter)
19:33 Cement is the chicken of construction
19:35 materials.
19:37 But I want
19:39 my sister to be afraid of me.
19:41 Well, then I think you know what we have
19:43 to do. Turn Nora into
19:45 a rat, too? Billy...
19:47 Okay, I'll change
19:49 back. For Nora.
19:51 Thank you.
19:53 Mmm,
19:59 string cheese.
20:01 (laughter)
20:03 No!
20:05 Billy, don't!
20:07 It's a trap!
20:09 I tried.
20:11 (laughter)
20:13 That's it,
20:15 Ratty. Chase
20:17 the cheese!
20:19 Thanks for the tip, terrified
20:21 girl.
20:23 (laughter)
20:25 All right!
20:27 And we are a-go to animalize.
20:29 Let's change Billy back and get to that dance.
20:31 All right, Billy, we're ready!
20:33 Billy?
20:35 Aha!
20:37 Gotcha, rat!
20:39 Rat Man!
20:41 (laughter)
20:43 Must
20:45 get
20:47 animalized.
20:49 Almost!
20:51 (groans)
20:53 I'm never getting out
20:55 of here.
20:57 We've got to stop him!
20:59 (clattering)
21:01 Oh, no, thank you,
21:03 sir.
21:05 Now he's
21:07 mine!
21:09 (clattering)
21:11 (laughter)
21:13 (clattering)
21:15 (laughter)
21:17 (laughter)
21:19 Nora! We need your help!
21:21 I'd say so.
21:23 (laughter)
21:25 We used Dad's animalizer to turn Billy into
21:27 a rat so he could win a race.
21:29 We'd save him, but we just got snapped and
21:31 cracked. You're the only one
21:33 who can do it. Except Mom and Dad,
21:35 but we're not telling them, 'cause, you know,
21:37 we turned Billy into a rat.
21:39 You guys are just saying
21:41 it's Billy's that'll face my fear.
21:43 Who put you up to this?
21:45 Mom? Dad?
21:47 It was that puppet, wasn't it?
21:49 (laughter)
21:51 Nora, would I lie to you?
21:53 Would Phoebe
21:55 lie to you?
21:57 Seriously, Nora, that rat is Billy.
21:59 Like Billy would be dumb enough
22:01 to let you two turn him into a rat.
22:03 Billy,
22:05 I'm coming!
22:07 (laughter)
22:09 Thank you so much
22:11 for catching that thing.
22:13 Guess you owe it all to your
22:15 fancy hat.
22:17 Are you mocking the rat?
22:19 (laughter)
22:21 What? No.
22:23 A little.
22:25 (laughter)
22:27 Wait! You can't take him away!
22:29 Who, the rat?
22:31 Yeah! I
22:33 went to keep him
22:35 as a pet. But you're
22:37 afraid of rats. He knew that I
22:39 needed to face my fear.
22:41 So here it goes.
22:43 (laughter)
22:45 (laughter)
22:47 Oof, you better be Billy.
22:49 (laughter)
22:51 (laughter)
22:53 (laughter)
22:55 Yay!
22:57 I'm over my fear.
22:59 (laughter)
23:01 Thanks, Nora.
23:03 Wow, honey, good for you!
23:05 Uh, folks,
23:07 I don't think you want to keep a wild rat--
23:09 Back off, rat man!
23:11 (laughter)
23:13 (music)
23:15 (music)
23:17 Thanks for your help, Nora.
23:19 (fart) Ow!
23:21 Thanks for turning my brother
23:23 into a rat.
23:25 Don't be mad at them, Nora. I wanted
23:27 to do it. Aren't you
23:29 gonna miss racing, Billy? Yeah.
23:31 But not as much as I would
23:33 miss you.
23:35 At least I can still
23:37 hear bird farts.
23:39 Not a bird,
23:41 kid!
23:43 (laughter)
23:45 Hey, Max,
23:47 how you doing? You think you'll be able to play
23:49 the dance tonight? Maybe if I ice up
23:51 my fingers, I won't feel the pain.
23:53 (laughter)
23:55 (laughter)
23:57 Ow, ow,
23:59 ow!
24:01 (laughter)
24:03 I guess that means no music,
24:05 which makes me the girl who ruined the
24:07 dance. Unless there's
24:09 no dance.
24:11 (laughter)
24:13 Billy,
24:15 how'd you
24:17 like to be a rat
24:19 one last time?
24:21 (music)
24:23 (laughter)
24:25 (music)
24:27 (music)
24:29 (music)
24:31 (laughter)
24:33 (laughter)
24:35 BB, where's Max?
24:37 The dance is about to start, and
24:39 I'm not doing this if he doesn't have to.
24:41 (laughter)
24:43 freaking freak out mode we're never getting girls okay guys no need to panic
24:55 oh
24:57 Nice job, Billy
25:24 You're not Billy