The Thundermans Season 3 Episode 19 Beat the Parents
The Thundermans Season 3 Episode 19 Beat the Parents
Transcript
00:00 You missed the puck? Get your head out of your butt and in the game!
00:04 I am one lucky guy.
00:08 Oh, it's my parents again.
00:14 You gave your parents your real number?
00:16 They want to know why we're not watching the game with them at our house.
00:20 Tell me the truth. I won't be mad. Are you avoiding meeting my parents?
00:27 Yes. Aha! I knew it, you jerk!
00:29 I'm sin. I'm a rebel. When I'm around adults, especially parents, I just start insulting them.
00:38 You guys watching the hockey game? We are, but you and your pit stains are not invited, so back away from the chips and move along.
00:45 We will speak later, young man.
00:50 After I change my shirt.
00:54 (laughter)
00:56 See? Can't help myself. It's a gift and a curse. I definitely can't meet your parents tomorrow.
01:04 You don't have a choice this time. My mom and dad want you to come to the grand opening of their business.
01:11 They said if you don't show, I can't see you anymore. What?
01:14 Why are there being such babies about this?
01:21 To them, no boyfriend is good enough for their sweet little alley-wally. Who's that? Me, dummy!
01:27 Please, don't give them an excuse to break us up.
01:32 Fine. I'll go to their grand opening. Great. I'm gonna call and tell them.
01:39 There's no way this ends well.
01:46 Yes, there is!
01:50 After you smack talk alley-wally's parents, I get my best friend back. That's not happening.
01:56 You can't be seen up here. Bunnies before honeys!
02:03 What you seek is not what you get. Living our lives with a secret.
02:17 We fit right in. I bet you never guessed. We're living our lives just like all the rest.
02:24 A picture-perfect family is what we try to be. Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do.
02:32 This is a make-believe. It's our reality. Just your average family.
02:38 Just wanna be normal and stay out of trouble. Living a double life.
02:45 [Music]
02:47 Alston! Bad news. I can't meet your parents tomorrow. I have a...
02:57 Crazy excuse you just made up?
02:59 You don't know me!
03:02 Max, you're gonna be fine. My parents are normal people. They're just a little intense.
03:07 I mean, it's a miracle I'm still laid back.
03:10 Hey! This is a school, not a half-pipe, you half-wit!
03:15 I cannot lose her.
03:17 Oh, Mr. Cunningham, you are as wise as you are fashionable.
03:23 Feed me. Feed me!
03:27 Feed me, I need some help.
03:32 Max, I'm literally in the middle of a tour right now.
03:34 Oh, uh, I'll finish it for you.
03:36 Those are the lockers, that's upstairs, and that's the nurse's office. You smell sick.
03:44 What is wrong with you?
03:46 I know I have a problem. I can't talk to adults.
03:48 Which is why I need you to go with me to meet Alston's parents tomorrow.
03:52 And that would help you how?
03:54 Oh, easy. I'll keep quiet so I don't say anything insulting, and you charm them with your goody-two-shoes nonsense.
04:00 And since we're twins, they'll think I'm goody-two-shoes too.
04:04 Max, if you're lying, that means you're not trying.
04:08 See? That's exactly the nonsense I'm talking about!
04:13 Please, Alston's parents are looking for any reason to break us up.
04:17 Okay, okay, I'll go with you.
04:21 But only because Alston single-handedly cut down your pranking by 40%.
04:26 You keep stats on that?
04:28 Nerd.
04:30 As for Alston's parents, that'll be a piece of cake. Parents love me.
04:36 Oh, I've even got some killer new dad jokes.
04:39 I'm sure.
04:40 Hey, sure, I'm Phoebe.
04:43 That wasn't funny.
04:45 See? This dad gets it.
04:50 Whee!
04:56 That was a great dinner.
04:58 Oh, sure was. Especially the grilled pig.
05:01 What was that?
05:08 Your father has super hiccups.
05:11 They're like regular hiccups, but they destroy buildings.
05:15 And beach houses we dreamed of growing old in.
05:18 First of all, that house was built on a sandy cliff.
05:24 Second of all, I don't have the super hiccups.
05:27 I had one, and now it's gone.
05:30 Like my beach house.
05:37 Ooh, cutie cow's on.
05:39 Can we all watch it together?
05:44 Of course we can, sweetie.
05:47 Hey there, kids. It's cutie cow.
05:53 Who wants a hug?
05:55 The food crew!
05:59 Cutie cow was lame.
06:01 Yeah, back when Billy and I were little kids, we had a way better animal hero.
06:06 Hootie the Owl!
06:08 Hootie was cool, and he flew by his own rules.
06:11 I don't remember Hootie having any rules.
06:15 Hey, Billy, let's find our old Hootie DVDs and show them to Chloe.
06:20 No, you're not. You wouldn't find them anyway.
06:23 I hid those a long time ago.
06:27 (laughing)
06:29 It's cute when they try to hide things.
06:36 Let's show this to Chloe before cutesy cow ruins her.
06:40 Look, she's learning how to brush her teeth.
06:43 ♪ Move, move, move your brush up and down your gums ♪
06:48 ♪ Then be sure to brush your hair, hygiene can be fun ♪
06:54 Hygiene? Okay, now this cow is just making up words.
06:58 Allison, parents open an MMA gym?
07:10 (screaming)
07:12 I'm out.
07:15 Hey, hey, hey. Don't panic.
07:17 Just remember, I'm the one doing all the talking.
07:20 I have to look up some fancy MMA lingo like, oh, crushed windpipe,
07:25 welterweight, and ooh, grappling dummy.
07:29 You're a grappling dummy?
07:31 Sorry, habit, please keep helping me.
07:35 Hey, Dax.
07:37 Hey.
07:38 And Phoebe?
07:41 Uh, she invited herself. So lonely and pathetic.
07:48 Come on, my parents are over here.
07:50 And then he tried a triangle choke, so I snapped his back in three places.
07:57 Owie, owie.
07:59 Hi, Mom, Dad. This is Max.
08:05 And, uh, Phoebe, Max's twin sister. I just love MMA.
08:10 You two look like a couple of awesome welterweights.
08:13 Oh, yes, we are. You know your stuff.
08:17 I'm Debbie. This is Gary.
08:20 So, we finally get to meet our little girl's so-called boyfriend.
08:27 Yo, Mullenhead, 1985, Colton said that haircut was lame in 1985.
08:34 Max, anything you want to say?
08:38 I want to ask your mom if her face got hit by a makeup truck.
08:45 Max?
08:46 Uh, my sister's here.
08:50 Um, so, guys, um, what's more fulfilling, opening your own business or crushing someone's windpipe?
08:58 Windpipe? Jinx, you owe me a protein shake.
09:03 So, Phoebe's talking to my parents. When are you going to step up?
09:09 Uh, as soon as Phoebe lets me get a word in. Grappling dummy, am I right?
09:15 Anyway, let's eat.
09:17 Who wants a hug?
09:25 A moon club!
09:29 A moon club!
09:31 Even the house hates this show.
09:41 Okay, Hank, outside now.
09:46 We gotta cure you of your super hiccups before you shake the house to its foundation.
09:50 Barb, that was definitely the last thing I...
09:53 (Gasps)
09:54 Kids, be good. We're going outside.
10:04 Billy, this is our chance to show Chloe Hootie the owl.
10:11 Chloe, we have something for you.
10:17 Cool, an owl!
10:19 Not just any owl. Check this out.
10:23 Hoot, hoot, Hootie don't care.
10:28 Hoot, hoot, Hootie don't care.
10:31 What you think about that?
10:33 Excuse me, Hootie, could you please help me carry my groceries?
10:40 Hootie don't care!
10:49 That was funny.
10:52 I don't remember Hootie harassing grandmas.
10:56 Hootie, you can't just eat that candy without paying. That's stealing.
11:04 Hootie don't care!
11:06 Hoot, hoot, Hootie don't care.
11:16 Hoot, hoot, Hootie don't care.
11:19 What you think about that?
11:21 Maybe we shouldn't have shown that to Chloe.
11:27 She's a good kid. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
11:33 Chloe don't care!
11:38 Chloe don't care!
11:46 Chloe don't care!
11:48 Chloe don't care!
11:54 This is your fault.
11:58 Chloe don't care! Chloe don't care! Chloe don't care!
12:04 See how my arm is hanging out of the socket?
12:07 Best day ever!
12:12 Once again in this upside down world, somebody likes Phoebe.
12:16 We're good here. Later.
12:19 Wait, you can't leave. My dad still wants to talk to you.
12:22 Hey boy!
12:24 I want to talk to you.
12:27 Weird hair.
12:29 Oh, hey Max.
12:32 Weird face.
12:34 Phoebe, they're close again.
12:40 Phoebe, Gary, you know I've actually done a little bit of fighting myself.
12:45 Let me show you some of my moves.
12:47 No, I haven't had a chance to talk to the elf yet.
12:50 I have to show you now.
12:53 Here, why don't you stand over here and I'll go smack this shirtless guy around.
12:59 Phoebe just keeps butting in.
13:05 I'm gonna go. Great job Phoebe.
13:08 Oh!
13:10 This gym is weak.
13:18 Wait!
13:22 Don't go.
13:24 I am so sorry.
13:30 You two ruined our grand opening.
13:32 I'm sure they didn't mean it.
13:34 No, I want the Blundermans out of here now and you will never see Max again.
13:40 Okay, this seems like the perfect time to remind you this was your idea.
13:50 Max, I...
14:00 What is happening?
14:03 Watching a little hockey.
14:06 Making Max forget all about Allison.
14:09 Max, tell her how much fun you're having with your pally-wally.
14:13 I'm not and you're this close to losing your upstairs privileges.
14:18 Anyway, I think I can convince Allison's parents to let you two date again.
14:24 Oh, you're gonna kick them down a flight of stairs?
14:27 Stay away from them.
14:29 Fine, but you're gonna come crawling back for help, mister.
14:33 And when you do, I will totally hug you because I'm so, so sorry.
14:38 Gee, some people have no idea when they're trying too hard.
14:45 So, where are you gonna take me for dinner, Maxie-Waxie?
14:51 This just went from weird to what?
14:55 Can I go get Allison back?
14:59 Dang, should've worn heels.
15:02 Well, Hank, we've tried everything else to get rid of your super hiccups.
15:08 Hopefully, this will turn things around.
15:11 You can count on this little Thunderman trick.
15:16 We'll be back inside the house before you can say, "Hey, hon."
15:20 Or we could just live in the driveway from now on.
15:27 We'll be at this as long as it takes.
15:30 Billy and Nora are doing a great job watching Chloe.
15:33 Where's Chloe?
15:36 I thought you had her!
15:38 Chloe, don't kill!
15:42 We gotta fix her before Mom and Dad find out about this.
15:45 Good luck with that. Hootie's her master now.
15:48 No way. We just gotta put our foot down.
15:54 Chloe Thunderman, get up here this instant!
15:58 We've had enough of this young lady.
16:04 No more Chloe don't care and no more Hootie.
16:08 That was a mistake.
16:11 And stay out!
16:23 Chloe, you can't lock us out.
16:25 Chloe don't care.
16:27 Chloe don't care?
16:32 You showed her Hootie the...
16:34 It's pronounced owl.
16:40 We specifically told you not to show her...
16:44 Hey, my super hiccups are gone.
16:50 Just like we planned.
16:53 Alright, time to win back Allison by not talking so her parents don't find out I'm a jerk.
17:06 What are you doing here, leprechaun?
17:12 I have laryngitis and can't talk.
17:18 I want to be Allison's boyfriend again?
17:21 Forget it! Not after what you and your sister did.
17:24 Phoebe isn't my real sister. She was raised by a pack of wolves.
17:30 She went back to her wolf family and you'll never see her again.
17:41 Hello, it's me again.
17:45 Gary, Debbie, I messed up yesterday, not Max.
17:49 Phoebe, what are you doing here?
17:51 Wait, you talked!
17:53 The laryngitis comes and goes.
17:58 Let me make things right.
18:02 Come on, open up the fighting cage in your heart and let me in.
18:08 You wouldn't last two seconds in my heart cage.
18:13 Please, come on, I'll do anything.
18:15 Actually, Gary, we do need a sparring partner for Daisy.
18:19 You need someone to spar with Daisy? I'll spar with Daisy.
18:23 Who's Daisy?
18:25 Daisy is a world-class MMA fighter. You couldn't handle her.
18:30 Take you guys down.
18:33 By accident. Please let me help you.
18:38 Daisy will quit our gym if we don't give her somebody to pound on.
18:41 We can't afford to lose another star.
18:44 Fine. Suit up and maybe we'll forgive you.
18:49 But you're still not in my heart cage!
18:53 Phoebe, don't.
18:55 Let me do this, Max.
18:57 After they forgive me, maybe they'll reconsider you and Allison.
19:00 But my plan was working.
19:03 What a stupid plan!
19:05 All right, your turn. Please don't mess this up.
19:08 I won't. Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?
19:12 Besides, how bad could this Daisy be?
19:15 It's crazy Daisy!
19:18 Full name would have been helpful earlier.
19:26 Chloe, come on, we've been out here long enough.
19:30 We need to get out of here.
19:32 Chloe, come on, we've been out here long enough.
19:35 We need to talk about this.
19:37 Hello?
19:42 Chloe don't care!
19:44 That's it. I am breaking the door down.
19:48 Hank, it doesn't matter if we're inside or outside.
19:52 The problem is she stopped caring.
19:54 We need to find something that she cares about again.
19:57 Chloe loves watching cutesy cow with us.
20:00 We can do that.
20:01 It's a great idea, Nora.
20:03 Look, everyone, it's cutesy cow.
20:07 Let's watch it together as a family.
20:10 Who wants a hug?
20:13 No!
20:15 Crow!
20:17 Don't answer it, Mom.
20:24 We all know what she's going to say.
20:26 Oh, no!
20:29 Uh-oh.
20:31 Hank, you sound like you're coming down with a cold.
20:33 No way. I am Thunder Bay.
20:35 He's got a super steam.
20:39 Hold on to something!
20:44 Chloe, you came outside.
20:54 I was worried about my family.
20:57 That's sweet, honey, but Daddy's fine.
21:01 Not you.
21:03 Dad.
21:05 You hear that, Billy?
21:09 She cares again.
21:11 That's great.
21:15 Oh!
21:17 Ah!
21:25 Max, what are you doing here?
21:31 Is that Phoebe in the cage?
21:36 Yeah, the kid who made things right with your parents.
21:39 I'm afraid this was the only way.
21:41 Get crazy, Daisy!
21:43 Ha-ha!
21:45 So, she's in there fighting for our relationship.
21:49 Shouldn't that be you?
21:51 Well, I can't risk my face.
21:54 You're looking at the cheeks of a Norse god
21:56 and the lips of an Amazonian princess.
21:59 You don't think I know that?
22:02 What I meant was I want you to have an actual conversation with my parents.
22:08 At least give them a chance to see what I see.
22:12 Fine.
22:14 Hanging with Colossal was never this hard.
22:17 Weird, but not this hard.
22:19 Gary, Debbie, word?
22:23 All right, here's the deal.
22:27 I was worried if I opened my mouth, you guys wouldn't like me,
22:30 but you know what?
22:32 You already don't like me, so I'm just going to tell you how I really feel.
22:35 Oh, no, he's going to ruin all my hard work.
22:38 Is that my life?
22:40 No!
22:42 The truth is...
22:44 I really like your daughter.
22:48 And you splitting us up has broken my heart.
22:54 And I didn't even know I had one until I met Allison.
22:58 Did you just talk to my parents without insulting them?
23:03 Did I?
23:05 What have you done to me?
23:08 She's changing you for the better!
23:11 You know, Max, now that you told me how you really feel,
23:17 it changes nothing!
23:20 You'll never ever see my Allie Wally again!
23:25 What?
23:27 He said you'll never ever see my Allie Wally again!
23:37 I just don't understand parents.
23:39 Everything I saw on TV told me this would work.
23:42 What is wrong with you guys?
23:45 That was really hard for him.
23:47 He never talks to adults without insulting them,
23:49 but he didn't make fun of you.
23:51 Yeah, I didn't say anything about that hatchet job he called a haircut
23:54 or her paintball face.
23:57 Was that out loud?
24:00 Very loud!
24:04 No!
24:06 The point is, Max is a great boyfriend.
24:12 He's not like other boys. He's fun. He's smart.
24:16 One day he's gonna take over the world.
24:19 Well, it is on my vision board.
24:23 I'm sorry, but you can't treat me like your little Allie Wally forever.
24:28 She's right, Gare Bear.
24:33 Well, I suppose if we have to let you date somebody,
24:36 it might as well be this tiny woodland creature.
24:40 Even if he was completely wrong about my sweet, sweet mullet.
24:46 So sweet.
24:51 Thanks, Mom and Dad.
24:55 Oh, Phoebe! Get out of there!
24:58 Alice and I are back together.
25:00 Finally!
25:03 (grunting)
25:05 This gym rocks!
25:10 Thank you so much!
25:13 Don't call me so much. My name's Phoebe.
25:16 Ah! Good one.
25:20 Ah! Still got it.