• 7 months ago
"Yeh Mohabbat Ka Next Level Hai," Irshad Bhatti or Gharida Farooqi Ki Mazahiya Guftugu
Transcript
00:00 What comes to your mind when I say size zero?
00:03 Want to be.
00:06 Art.
00:07 No.
00:08 Put on weight.
00:09 Size zero.
00:10 Kareena Kapoor.
00:11 She was a long time ago.
00:13 Now she's gone.
00:14 She was the epitome of it.
00:15 I mean we are explaining the rapid fire now.
00:16 PTI.
00:17 PTI.
00:19 Size zero.
00:20 One word.
00:21 Size zero.
00:22 Thank you.
00:24 Size zero.
00:25 Marriage.
00:26 Later in life.
00:28 Hot.
00:29 Ishaan Bhatti.
00:30 Cute.
00:35 Take it.
00:37 Take it.
00:38 No, it's not that easy.
00:39 You tell me.
00:40 Kashif, I told you.
00:41 What's the restriction on desires?
00:42 So give it.
00:43 Ishaan Bhatti.
00:44 Your desire.
00:45 What do you care?
00:46 Your desire, Kareena.
00:47 Not at all.
00:48 Please.
00:49 Not so desperate.
00:50 Not at all.
00:51 Not so desperate.
00:52 Okay, if you are desperate, then give it.
00:53 Thank you.
00:56 Thank you.
00:57 Patti said, I have a chance.
00:58 Who will get a chance.
00:59 I'll pray to God.
01:00 That Allah will make you desperate.
01:01 Brothers, you also pray with me.
01:07 It's a Hollywood movie, right?
01:10 A comedy Hollywood movie.
01:12 Pray to Allah, Kareena will be desperate.
01:14 Bhatti.
01:17 Bhatti, you can only give such a big slap.
01:18 No, she's also behind.
01:22 She's not far.
01:26 Next.
01:27 Sorry.
01:28 Next.
01:29 I have to say this.
01:30 It's a Hollywood movie, comedy.
01:32 In that, the next guy,
01:34 talking to a very beautiful and charismatic woman,
01:37 and asking how much are the chances
01:41 that we will get married.
01:44 She says,
01:45 mil to 0.000 percent.
01:47 And he laughs and bursts into laughter.
01:49 And at the end, she gets married.
01:51 And says, you're telling me there's still a chance.
01:55 He's that person.
01:56 Okay, you intentionally said all this in English
01:58 so that he doesn't understand.
02:00 No, no, it's not that bad.
02:04 You said all this in Urdu.
02:05 No, no, no, you said it in Urdu.
02:06 One second, one second.
02:08 In Punjabi.
02:09 One second, one second.
02:10 One second.
02:11 My brother.
02:12 You understood, right?
02:13 Yes, I understood.
02:14 Translate it.
02:15 Okay, she's saying that
02:16 I have a chance.
02:17 I have a chance.
02:18 She's saying that
02:19 all she's saying is
02:20 that you don't get disappointed.
02:21 I'm going to laugh.
02:22 Oh my God,
02:27 I'm starting to have a stomach ache.
02:28 You have to laugh.
02:30 Okay, listen, Harida,
02:31 next question.
02:32 You didn't name the hot ones.
02:33 Should I go ahead?
02:34 Yes, yes, do it.
02:35 Most credible journalist in Pakistan
02:36 in your opinion.
02:37 Yeah, I would not take names.
02:38 Please, to me,
02:39 all of my seniors,
02:40 most of them are credible.
02:41 So please,
02:42 go beyond that.
02:43 Okay, next.
02:44 Now you have four choices.
02:45 You have to put these four people
02:47 in these boxes.
02:48 Friend zone,
02:49 marry,
02:50 block,
02:51 date.
02:52 Block.
02:53 Block, block, block.
02:54 Block, block, mobile,
02:55 block the number.
02:56 Okay.
02:57 Okay.
02:58 Friend zone,
02:59 marry, block and date.
03:00 Yes.
03:01 Okay.
03:02 Adnan Siddiqui.
03:03 Tell me all four names.
03:04 Friends and all four.
03:05 Adnan Siddiqui,
03:06 Humayun Saeed,
03:07 Wajahat Ali,
03:08 Ahsan Khan.
03:09 Wajahat Ali, marry.
03:10 Okay.
03:11 Wajahat Ali.
03:12 Can I ask them too?
03:13 Oh yeah, sure.
03:14 Let's go.
03:15 Okay.
03:16 Continue.
03:17 Ask Deepak too.
03:18 Yes, message Deepak
03:19 that she will do it.
03:20 I will send this picture.
03:21 I will send the picture.
03:22 There is no chance of losing.
03:23 If she loses,
03:24 she will do it.
03:25 Let's go.
03:26 And Adnan date.
03:27 Okay.
03:28 What else?
03:29 Block and?
03:30 Block and marry.
03:31 No, marry is done.
03:32 Marry Wajahat Ali,
03:33 date Adnan Siddiqui,
03:34 and what else?
03:36 Friend zone and?
03:37 Friend zone, Ahsan Khan.
03:38 Okay.
03:39 And Humayun Saeed, block.
03:40 No.
03:41 I mean he is too good.
03:42 Give that too.
03:43 Give that too.
03:44 One is Irshad Bhatti
03:45 and the rest give.
03:46 Irshad Bhatti.
03:47 Block, Irshad Bhatti.
03:48 Block, Irshad Bhatti.
03:49 What is this?
03:50 I am only saying one.
03:51 Give all the rest.
03:52 Block, Irshad Bhatti.
03:53 Block, Irshad Bhatti.
03:54 Block, Irshad Bhatti.
03:55 Give Khangeejao and Langeejao.
03:56 Irshad Bhatti.
03:57 Good answer, Bhatti.
03:58 Give Khangeejao and Langeejao.
03:59 Give this to Parshi.
04:00 Give Shibah Sharif Bhatti.
04:01 Give Khangeejao and Langeejao.
04:02 Block, Irshad Bhatti.
04:03 Baba.
04:04 Okay.
04:05 I am being tortured.
04:06 Okay, guys, stop please.
04:07 List their best qualities.
04:08 One is quality.
04:09 Okay.
04:10 Shibah Sharif.
04:11 Governance, of course.
04:12 Quality inside.
04:13 Quality inside.
04:14 Governance, of course.
04:15 Quality, quality of a person.
04:16 Okay, personal quality.
04:17 Yes, yes.
04:18 A loyal brother.
04:19 A loyal brother.
04:20 Okay, Imran Khan.
04:21 Quality.
04:22 Yes, yes.
04:23 I would have to really think.
04:24 One good quality.
04:25 I would have to really think.
04:26 Can I answer this next year?
04:27 No, what happened?
04:28 Not even one good thing in Imran Khan.
04:29 One good quality.
04:30 And he was saying not to be judgmental.
04:31 One good quality.
04:32 Personal quality.
04:33 Fighter.
04:34 Fighter.
04:35 Fighter.
04:36 Okay, he doesn't give up.
04:37 Mariam.
04:38 Personal quality.
04:39 Fighters.
04:40 Fighters.
04:41 Fighters.
04:42 Fighters.
04:43 Mariam.
04:44 Mariam.
04:45 Mariam.
04:46 A strong woman.
04:47 Who has been the most disappointed in 2023-24?
04:48 Disappointed in what?
04:49 Who has been the most disappointed in political scenarios?
04:50 In 2023-24?
04:51 Yes.
04:52 I mean, we are talking about the election year.
04:53 And PDM in election year.
04:54 Who has been disappointed?
04:55 Sikandar Sultan.
04:56 I think he did his job well.
04:57 We should have a discussion over this.
04:58 I think he did his job well.
04:59 We should have a discussion over this.
05:00 I think he did his job well.
05:01 I think he did his job well.
05:02 I think he did his job well.
05:03 I think he did his job well.
05:04 I think he did his job well.
05:05 I think he did his job well.
05:06 I think he did his job well.
05:07 I think he did his job well.
05:08 I think he did his job well.
05:09 I think he did his job well.
05:10 I think he did his job well.
05:11 I think he did his job well.
05:12 I think he did his job well.
05:13 I think he did his job well.
05:14 I think he did his job well.
05:15 I think he did his job well.
05:16 I think he did his job well.
05:17 I think he did his job well.
05:18 I think he did his job well.
05:19 I think he did his job well.
05:20 I think he did his job well.
05:21 I think he did his job well.
05:22 I think he did his job well.
05:23 I think he did his job well.
05:24 I think he did his job well.
05:25 I think he did his job well.
05:26 I think he did his job well.
05:27 I think he did his job well.
05:28 I think he did his job well.
05:30 Is it friendship or love?
05:31 Yes, it's friendship.
05:32 Love marriage or arranged marriage?
05:34 Love marriage.
05:35 Housewife or career woman?
05:36 Career woman.
05:37 First celebrity crush?
05:38 Ishaan Bhatti.
05:39 Hensi Kroni.
05:40 I just won't give up, man.
05:42 I just won't give up, man.
05:43 So desperate.
05:44 So desperate.
05:45 So desperate.
05:46 So cute.
05:47 I don't know.
05:48 I don't know.
05:49 Just like a wow.
05:50 Just like a wow.
05:51 Just like a wow.
05:52 Tell me.
05:55 Thank you.
05:56 First celebrity crush?
05:57 Yes.
05:58 Hensi Kroni.
05:59 Yes.
06:00 Hensi Kroni.
06:01 Fixing.
06:02 Okay, last question.
06:03 Before that.
06:04 He was a good cricketer.
06:05 He was a good cricketer.
06:06 No, no.
06:07 He was average cricketer.
06:08 Okay, one second.
06:09 Gareeda, last question.
06:10 Out of all of us sitting here,
06:11 if you had to steal one thing
06:12 or take one thing,
06:13 what would you take from Kashif?
06:14 Any quality, anything.
06:15 If you could take,
06:16 what would you take?
06:17 Quick.
06:18 With Kashif?
06:19 One is...
06:20 Not one, just one.
06:21 Fast.
06:22 Okay, fast.
06:23 I would really want to steal
06:24 from Kashif his commitment
06:25 towards his career.
06:26 I would really want to steal from Kashif
06:27 his commitment towards...
06:28 Towards workout.
06:29 For gym.
06:30 Okay, commitment towards
06:31 working out.
06:32 Afsa.
06:33 Afsa, say the innocence
06:34 on her face.
06:35 Okay, beautiful.
06:36 Mansoor.
06:37 Mansoor, the clarity.
06:38 Wheel of Lalo.
06:39 Wheel of Lalo.
06:40 Wheel of Lalo.
06:41 The clarity.
06:42 The clarity of his thought.
06:43 Okay, from me.
06:44 All of you.
06:45 I love you.
06:46 Micky D.
06:47 Not his stresses in here,
06:48 I'm sure.
06:49 That's all they've been taking.
06:50 His expertise and his grace.
06:51 I love you.
06:52 I love you.
06:53 I love you.
06:54 I love you.
06:55 His expertise and his grip
06:56 on his subject,
06:57 on his profession.
06:58 I would take his sense of humour.
06:59 Next, go ahead.
07:00 I don't know him that well.
07:01 Mr. Bhatti.
07:02 Mr. Bhatti, do you want to give
07:03 the full or the small?
07:04 Take the full.
07:05 Mr. Bhatti.
07:06 Sorry, who?
07:07 Mr. Bhatti.
07:08 Do you want to take something
07:09 from Mr. Bhatti?
07:10 No, who?
07:11 Take notes from Mr. Bhatti.
07:12 No, no, that's the point.
07:13 Take the small.
07:14 No, pardon me, second.
07:15 Why have you left
07:16 this chair empty?
07:17 Look, Afsa.
07:18 This is such a cut.
07:19 Afsa, no.
07:20 You've become zero
07:21 while sitting.
07:22 You don't know.
07:23 This is the next level
07:24 to level. Chalain ji.

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