Bard of the Booger

Sometimes, I too, Roll up a Wet One,
Squish, Crush, and Transform it to Flickable Form.
Roll Down the Driver Side Window,
Flick with the Index Finger and...

Oops! It's Still There! Taunting Me!
Questioning My Masculinity!
Are My Flicking Days Over?
Is This the End, My Little Green Amigo?