Will You Be His Valentine?

  • 7 months ago
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00 Welcome back to Dirt with Dani aka...oh, you just scared me. Thank you.
00:05 Wait, why are you angel right now? It's not Halloween.
00:08 I know, I'm Cupid for Valentine's Day.
00:10 Are you interviewing people?
00:12 Yeah, do you want to find a valentine?
00:14 Yeah.
00:15 Do you like cowboys?
00:16 Yes!
00:16 Mr. Cowboy!
00:18 Hello.
00:19 Are you single?
00:20 Yeah.
00:21 My wand broke. I'm Cupid, nice to meet you.
00:24 Anyways, do you want to be her valentine?
00:26 I don't think she would actually go out with me though.
00:28 I like the girl, Yee-Haw.
00:33 You know she's good at riding.
00:34 I think you guys should kiss.
00:36 We might as well.
00:38 Are you going to get each other's numbers?
00:43 I don't know, should we?
00:44 Did I just start something here?
00:46 Are you guys single?
00:47 I am single.
00:48 I am, yes.
00:49 We are going to find you a valentine tonight.
00:51 Would you like one?
00:52 I wouldn't hate one.
00:54 Do you get any p***y at all?
00:56 We gotta go.
00:59 So that was a no.
01:00 Do you know who I am?
01:01 No, I don't.
01:02 I'm Cupid.
01:03 I'm Samuel.
01:04 Great.
01:05 I'm going to find you a b***h.
01:06 I would love that.
01:07 Here we go.
01:08 Anyone single?
01:09 What?
01:10 No.
01:12 I'm looking around, I see a few ladies.
01:14 Let's walk.
01:15 Are you girls single?
01:16 Oh no, not from our school.
01:18 Absolutely not.
01:19 They're scared of us.
01:21 Are you ladies single?
01:22 No.
01:23 Do you want to cheat on your boyfriend?
01:24 No.
01:25 Never mind.
01:26 Will you be his valentine?
01:28 Sure.
01:29 Can I get your number?
01:30 Sure.
01:31 Why not?
01:32 Now you have a valentine's day date.
01:33 Actually, this solved all of my problems.
01:35 Yeah.
01:38 Oh yeah, this is hot.
01:39 Are you a single girl?
01:40 Yes, I am.
01:41 Do you want to find a valentine's date?
01:43 I would love that.
01:44 I'm about to find you some b***h.
01:46 I'm excited for that.
01:47 I need it.
01:48 Let's see what we can do.
01:49 Wait, what's your type?
01:50 They have to be taller than me for sure.
01:52 And they need to look like they could be in a frat.
01:55 Are you sure?
01:56 That's your type?
01:57 Okay, we got a lot of options then.
01:59 Are any of you single?
02:01 Yeah.
02:02 This guy right here.
02:03 Okay.
02:04 Will you be his valentine?
02:06 Potentially.
02:07 Will you be her valentine?
02:08 Of course.
02:09 I think you two should valentine it up then.
02:13 I'll give her a kiss.
02:14 Okay.
02:15 How was that?
02:22 I think I shriveled up a little bit.
02:25 Do you have a valentine?
02:26 I don't.
02:27 I'm single.
02:28 How single?
02:29 Recently single.
02:30 So you're looking for a rebound?
02:32 Potentially, yeah.
02:33 Good thing you came across the best wing woman in town.
02:36 What's your type?
02:37 Fit, athletic, outgoing, likes to do fun s***.
02:41 No, I'm taken.
02:42 My bad.
02:43 Sorry.
02:44 I'll find you someone else.
02:45 Okay.
02:46 Yeah.
02:47 Yeah.
02:48 Okay.
02:49 Anyways, let's...
02:50 Are you guys single?
02:51 Very f***ing single.
02:52 Give him a valentine's day kiss?
02:54 No.
02:55 Would you want to give him a valentine's kiss?
02:57 Do you want to give me a valentine's day kiss?
03:00 Absolutely.
03:01 Are you girls single?
03:02 Yeah.
03:03 One of you or both of you be his valentine?
03:05 Okay.
03:06 What are you going to offer?
03:07 What are you going to get me?
03:08 Drink or two or three or flowers or whatever you want.
03:11 Whatever you want.
03:12 What do you want?
03:13 I want a Chanel bag.
03:14 What about a kiss and then maybe a toe?
03:16 We could kiss.
03:18 Look at this s***.
03:20 This is goals right here.
03:21 Anyways, you guys, thank you so much for watching the video.
03:23 I hope you enjoyed it.
03:24 If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, follow
03:27 me on the rest of my social platforms and have a happy valentine's day.
03:31 This is so cute.
03:32 We're getting a drink.
03:33 High five.
03:34 Have fun.
03:35 Happy V-Day.
03:36 Have fun.
03:37 Happy V-Day.
03:38 Happy V-Day.
03:39 Happy V-Day.
03:40 Bye.
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