Comedy Bar: Aljur Abrenica, KINASAL sa tikbalang?! (Full Episode) (Stream Together)
Matagal nang inililihim sa atin ni Aljur Abrenica ang tunay niyang napangasawa, dahil ang totoong chismis niyan ay sinakal, este kinasal na siya noon pa sa tikbalang!
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:02 Ladies and gentlemen, Eugene Domingo and Alan Kay!
00:22 [CHEERING]
00:25 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:27 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:29 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:32 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:33 I'm OK, guess.
00:35 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:36 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:37 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:38 One week.
00:39 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:40 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:41 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:42 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:43 Oh, yes.
00:44 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:45 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:46 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:47 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:48 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:49 [LAUGHTER]
00:52 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:54 Fabio would like to say a few words to the audience.
00:57 Yes.
00:58 Before he leaves the show.
01:00 Yes, I always have to leave the show.
01:02 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:03 What can we expect from you tonight?
01:05 Oh, you guys can expect many crazy things tonight,
01:08 because I'm in fire, baby!
01:11 [LAUGHTER]
01:14 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:16 I'm in fire.
01:17 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:18 [LAUGHTER]
01:21 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:22 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:23 Six feet long and the beer jeans.
01:25 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:28 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:30 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:33 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:36 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:38 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:40 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:43 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:46 Look at Luani.
02:10 She can't smile.
02:11 Why?
02:12 Are you drunk, guys?
02:13 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:15 Come on, guys.
02:26 You need to enjoy the night.
02:27 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:29 See you in a while.
02:38 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:40 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:46 Welcome back to Comedy Bar.
02:53 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:55 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome--
03:04 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:10 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:18 [CHEERING]
03:20 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:22 [LAUGHTER]
03:24 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:26 [LAUGHTER]
03:28 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:30 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:32 [LAUGHTER]
03:34 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:36 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:38 [LAUGHTER]
03:40 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:42 [LAUGHTER]
03:44 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:46 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:48 [LAUGHTER]
03:50 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:52 [LAUGHTER]
03:54 OK.
03:55 So you may now kiss the priest.
03:58 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
04:00 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
04:02 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
04:04 Yes, he has something to do.
04:06 Oh!
04:08 Oh!
04:10 Aljure!
04:12 Thank you so much.
04:14 Invite them
04:16 to buy your album.
04:18 To those who bought
04:20 my album, thank you so much.
04:22 And for those who haven't,
04:24 it is self-titled, Aljure Albreneka.
04:26 This is my first album under Sony Music
04:28 and JMA Records.
04:30 And for us to return, Fabio will fulfill
04:32 his mission for tonight.
04:34 He will teach Salawikain.
04:36 And we will meet our first stand-up comedian
04:38 for tonight who auditioned
04:40 for the Comedy Bar in La Union.
04:42 All of that in the return of
04:44 Comedy Bar!
04:46 [Music]
04:48 Comedy Bar!
04:50 [Music]
04:52 [Music]
04:54 [Music]
04:56 [Music]
04:58 [Music]
05:00 The man, so welcome back to Comedy Bar! Fabio, you know what Fabio, we miss your jokes. I miss my jokes too, you know?
05:10 Really? You miss your jokes?
05:13 Do you have a joke for tonight? Tonight I have a joke. Ok.
05:18 Ok, it's a story. A man got blinded after drinking coffee. Then he was interviewed, he got drunk, he forgot to take out the spoon that hit his eye.
05:34 That's why he got blinded? That's why he got blinded.
05:37 Ok. Sad, sad.
05:39 We're more sad. I heard that before.
05:42 Do you have anything else aside from the joke?
05:45 I have a nice VTR, but it's a surprise.
05:48 What about? Are you sure it's nice?
05:49 It's about the Salalita Wing.
05:51 What's Salalita Wing?
05:52 Salalita Wing.
05:54 Ah, Salawikain, I think.
05:57 Oh, Salawikain.
05:58 Salawikain.
05:59 Salawikain.
06:01 There.
06:02 Right?
06:03 Introduce it.
06:05 Introduce it.
06:07 Let's watch everybody my video of Salawikain.
06:13 Wow! Let's watch.
06:17 Good evening to all of you.
06:21 Fabio is here again to introduce you to the Filipino Salawikain and their meaning.
06:36 (Speaking Filipino)
07:03 (Speaking Filipino)
07:15 (Speaking Filipino)
07:31 (Speaking Filipino)
07:53 (Speaking Filipino)
08:03 Fabio is here again.
08:07 Straight from Brazil. Lala, welcome to Comedy Bar.
08:13 Hello, sister.
08:14 (Speaking Filipino)
08:20 Please, come to mama.
08:24 Her sister is a beautiful woman, right?
08:26 Yes. You keep saying that.
08:28 Yes.
08:29 Because she doesn't look like a foreigner.
08:32 She just looks like a Filipino Mestiza.
08:35 You know, I was like that two years ago.
08:38 What happened?
08:39 Nothing.
08:40 You just drowned.
08:41 We're proud of the woman who drowned.
08:43 Oh, Lala.
08:45 Good evening.
08:47 She's beautiful.
08:49 What is your name again?
08:51 (Speaking Filipino)
08:53 Fabio is older than you?
08:54 Yes.
08:55 By how many years?
08:56 Four years.
08:57 Don't tell them.
08:58 (Laughter)
09:01 Now, it's like this. Fabio is the eldest and you're the youngest.
09:06 Yes.
09:07 Where's the one in between?
09:08 She's in Brazil.
09:10 She's in Brazil.
09:11 Yes.
09:12 Dancing the Samba.
09:13 (Laughter)
09:15 (Speaking Filipino)
09:17 (Speaking Filipino)
09:19 (Laughter)
09:21 Do you have any message for your brother who's doing very good here in the Philippines?
09:25 He has two shows now. Two TV shows.
09:28 I'm proud of my brother.
09:30 Oh, thank you.
09:32 Oh.
09:33 I'm proud of you, too.
09:35 (Laughter)
09:37 Would you like to introduce me to your sister?
09:40 This is family, right?
09:42 Okay.
09:43 No, sorry.
09:44 I don't know if somebody told you, but we got married two weeks ago in this show.
09:49 So, I want to introduce you my wife, Eugene Domingo.
09:53 (Speaking Filipino)
09:56 Welcome to the family.
09:57 Hi, Ate.
09:59 (Laughter)
10:00 Ate.
10:02 Thank you, thank you for joining us.
10:04 Thank you, Liza.
10:05 We hope to see more of you.
10:07 Okay.
10:08 Thank you.
10:09 Thank you, Lala.
10:10 No, thank you. You may go down.
10:11 Thank you.
10:12 (Laughter)
10:13 He's a model.
10:14 Yes.
10:15 Is she also a model?
10:16 Huh?
10:17 Is she also a model?
10:18 Yes, a model.
10:19 Really?
10:20 Yes.
10:21 I feel like I'm losing myself.
10:23 You are also a model.
10:25 Oh, yes.
10:27 And of course, we want to show our appreciation for them.
10:32 Who here is the one who subscribed to Fanatecs of Comedy Bar at six feet long?
10:38 Raise your hand.
10:39 There.
10:40 There.
10:41 Come here, Ate.
10:42 Come here.
10:43 (Laughter)
10:44 Is this a star?
10:45 Are you a star?
10:46 (Laughter)
10:47 Oh, you're wearing a nice dress.
10:48 This is my last income.
10:49 I'm being asked to cover my face.
10:50 (Laughter)
10:51 You know that.
10:52 What's your name?
10:53 Mizel.
10:54 Huh?
10:55 And there's another one.
10:56 Mizel?
10:57 Yes.
10:58 You're a fan of Fanatecs.
10:59 Where?
11:00 (Laughter)
11:01 Oh, that's nice.
11:02 Come here.
11:03 Let's take a picture.
11:04 Let's take a picture.
11:05 There's no camera.
11:06 There is.
11:07 There is.
11:08 (Laughter)
11:09 Yes, yes!
11:11 Madam, come here.
11:13 Your cellphone is so beautiful.
11:15 They will show you a proof.
11:19 Oh yes.
11:21 You're so good.
11:23 What's your name?
11:24 4627.
11:26 What's the message?
11:28 Message from Ivan.
11:30 Thank you for your message.
11:33 I will reply to your question later.
11:38 I'm smiling.
11:40 Ivan, what's your sister's name?
11:42 Hi, Van.
11:44 I'm used to you.
11:46 What's your message?
11:48 Thank you for texting me.
11:50 I hope you will always text me.
11:52 From?
11:54 J. Perillo.
11:56 Wow!
11:58 Do you know that you have a premium?
12:02 Really, Van?
12:04 An electric fan that can be used as a washing machine and flat iron.
12:10 But...
12:12 We will give them a gift from the comedy bar.
12:16 You know it already.
12:18 You need to have a joke because this is a comedy bar.
12:22 You first, sister.
12:24 What's your name?
12:26 Kai.
12:28 Who's your joke?
12:30 Knock, knock.
12:32 Para mamang taxi.
12:34 Para mamang taxi?
12:36 Who?
12:38 I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me.
12:42 Para mamang taxi.
12:44 Wow!
12:46 How great!
12:50 How great!
12:52 How about you, Liza?
12:54 Mizel.
12:56 Oh, Mizel.
12:58 She's not Liza.
13:00 She's Liza, right?
13:02 She's still looking for a companion.
13:04 Okay.
13:06 Use punctuation in a sentence.
13:08 Why does your eyes have to blink?
13:10 Okay, use.
13:12 Daddy, it's prelim.
13:14 Where's my punctuation?
13:16 Wow!
13:18 Are you studying?
13:20 Yes.
13:22 What's your course?
13:24 Business Administration.
13:26 You're so smart.
13:28 When is the third month of the year pronounced?
13:30 April or April?
13:32 April.
13:34 What about you? March?
13:36 April is the fourth month.
13:38 Congratulations, ladies!
13:44 You won the electric fan and
13:46 the electric fan from Minami.
13:48 Correct.
13:50 And the gas stove.
13:52 This segment is so fun.
13:54 Wait for the texts.
13:56 And prepare your jokes.
13:58 Congratulations and thank you for
14:00 supporting Fanatecs and Comedy Bar.
14:02 If you want to subscribe to Fanatecs,
14:04 text name of member
14:06 of 6 feet long.
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14:10 Tim, space, on,
14:12 and send to 4627.
14:14 That's Tim.
14:16 That's handsome.
14:18 Thank you.
14:20 There it is.
14:22 Oh my God.
14:24 After this,
14:26 it's blinking.
14:28 Thank you very much.
14:30 Let's say,
14:32 Comedy Bar will be back.
14:34 It's April.
14:52 Welcome back to Comedy Bar.
14:54 The people up there are so beautiful.
14:56 Someone wants to announce
14:58 the 6 feet long.
15:00 Wait for us at SM Ilo Ilo.
15:02 When is it?
15:04 August 6.
15:06 For our first stand-up comedian for tonight,
15:08 he auditioned at BESA La Union.
15:10 Before we call him,
15:14 let's watch the events
15:16 at La Union Auditions.
15:18 Here it is.
15:20 [screams]
15:22 [speaking Filipino]
15:48 And from our La Union Auditions,
15:50 please welcome
15:52 our first comedian from La Union.
15:54 Bansh!
15:56 Alright,
15:58 people up there,
16:00 clap your hands.
16:02 The one who will clap hands is Yaman.
16:04 Yay!
16:06 Okay.
16:08 I am so privileged and honored
16:10 like an honor student to be part of
16:12 this commencement exercises.
16:14 Wow.
16:16 That was just an intro.
16:18 Okay.
16:20 We know that here in Manila,
16:22 we have a problem with the first
16:24 necessity, water.
16:26 We have experienced
16:28 the bath, but suddenly,
16:30 the water is gone.
16:32 So what do we say?
16:34 Water!
16:36 So I want you all to react.
16:38 Let's say the water that is so strong.
16:40 One, two, three.
16:42 Water!
16:44 [laughter]
16:46 You know, my friends,
16:48 I just did an internet search earlier.
16:50 I found out that the Philippines
16:52 is one of the countries
16:54 with the most women.
16:56 All the women here
16:58 clapped their hands.
17:00 [applause]
17:02 But I got a little click there.
17:04 I noticed that in every 10
17:06 Filipinas,
17:08 he is the only one who is Filipino.
17:10 [laughter]
17:12 So we have a half-half.
17:14 We have half-American,
17:16 half-Buldog,
17:18 half-Italian,
17:20 half-Spaghetti,
17:22 half-French, half-Fries,
17:24 half-Chinese, half-Restaurant,
17:26 half-Japanese, half-Chopstick,
17:28 and half-Brazilian,
17:30 half-Hayanes.
17:32 [laughter]
17:34 There are so many people
17:36 who auditioned for the Union,
17:38 my friends,
17:40 and I was one of the chosen ones.
17:42 When I was traveling
17:44 from La Union,
17:46 it was 6 o'clock,
17:48 I noticed some words.
17:50 "Keep off the grass
17:52 if you're not a horse."
17:54 [laughter]
17:56 "Just cut everything
17:58 when we're in a hurry."
18:00 Those are the words, right?
18:02 Okay.
18:04 You know, my friends,
18:06 it's very hard to be a stand-up comedian.
18:08 And this is what we're studying.
18:10 So,
18:12 all I can say is,
18:14 all the grown-ups,
18:16 clap!
18:18 [applause]
18:20 There.
18:22 You know, clapping, my friends,
18:24 brings joy
18:26 to all of us, right?
18:28 This is like an exercise
18:30 before we go
18:32 on a journey,
18:34 my friends.
18:36 So,
18:38 I'd like to share with you,
18:40 in the North,
18:42 all the women in the North,
18:44 they all have
18:46 a wife and a child.
18:48 Let's start
18:50 with Kandon,
18:52 Ilocos Sur.
18:54 Why do all the women there
18:56 have a wife and a child?
18:58 Because their relatives are
19:00 very stingy.
19:02 Let's go to Dagupan.
19:04 Why do all the women
19:06 in Dagupan, my friends,
19:08 have a wife and
19:10 a lot of children?
19:12 The reason is simple.
19:14 Because their babies will get fat.
19:16 [laughter]
19:18 And in Baguio,
19:20 why are there so many?
19:22 In a family, maybe 10 children.
19:24 Why are there so many
19:26 Filipino children from Baguio?
19:28 Because their peanut
19:30 is brittle.
19:32 [laughter]
19:34 Alright, my friends,
19:36 I am Bansh,
19:38 the face that launched a thousand ships
19:40 and the body that sunk them all.
19:42 Thank you.
19:44 Thank you, Bansh!
19:46 I can't eat barbecue.
19:48 Nice body.
19:50 It's really
19:52 beautiful.
19:54 Where are you from, La Union? San Fernando City.
19:56 San Fernando City, La Union. Yes, sir.
19:58 If you have comments about our comedian,
20:00 feel free to post them
20:02 on our Facebook fan page.
20:04 Facebook? Do you have a Facebook?
20:06 I have a book but no face.
20:08 If you want to perform here
20:10 and you think you have talent
20:12 in making people laugh,
20:14 post audition footage
20:16 on Facebook or if you're
20:18 from Iloilo, come to
20:20 our audition there.
20:22 Next, Bess. Yes.
20:24 Patricia Ismael will make
20:26 us all laugh here.
20:28 She's still here in
20:30 Homie Diva!
20:32 [music]
20:34 [applause]
20:46 You know,
20:48 the first eviction of our
20:50 beer gins is coming. Really?
20:52 Next week, Bess. Really?
20:54 The first challenge they'll face
20:56 will prove to us all
20:58 why they should stay.
21:00 So, it's not just
21:02 voting. No.
21:04 They have to undergo challenges. Okay.
21:06 Let's wait for that.
21:08 Remember, only one male and
21:10 female beer gin
21:12 will stay.
21:14 Are you getting dizzy? Yes.
21:16 Yes. And that will be
21:18 your basis for voting
21:20 for your favorite beer gin.
21:22 So, aim for that.
21:24 Aim for this.
21:26 It's time for our second stand-up comedian
21:28 for the night. For the first time in the Comedy Bar
21:30 Stage, Patricia
21:32 Ismael!
21:34 [applause]
21:36 I'm excited!
21:38 [applause]
21:40 Of course, it's a good topic.
21:42 Life with a wife. Who's excited to get married?
21:44 Who's the one who's excited to get married?
21:46 Who's excited to get married?
21:48 There. One, two, three, four.
21:50 You're the ones who got married.
21:52 How long have you been married?
21:54 Fifteen? You're saying it differently.
21:56 Fifteen? One, three years?
21:58 What happened? Did you sleep?
22:00 Yes. One time.
22:02 It's like Mrs. is sleeping.
22:04 Mr. is fifteen years old. She's only three years old.
22:06 Why is that? You also have a husband?
22:08 Where's Mr.?
22:10 He's at home. Okay. He's beautiful.
22:12 He's at home. You're just being nosy.
22:14 That's a good relationship.
22:16 Right? That's okay.
22:18 You need to have your own space
22:20 because if you don't,
22:22 what will you do?
22:24 You'll just see the same people.
22:26 I said it's fun.
22:28 Is it fun to have a husband?
22:30 Is it fun to live with a husband?
22:32 Do you agree?
22:34 Clap if you agree that it's fun to have a husband.
22:36 [applause]
22:38 That's why I asked that question.
22:40 How many years have you been married?
22:42 Seventeen. I'm the most famous
22:44 among those who asked that question
22:46 because I've been married for three years.
22:48 And of course,
22:50 I'm happy to have a husband
22:52 because of the many things I've been through in life.
22:54 [laughter]
22:56 I have a lot of
22:58 boyfriends.
23:00 A lot.
23:02 I don't believe you but there are a lot.
23:04 My first boyfriend
23:06 was crazy because
23:08 he's ten years old.
23:10 His way of thinking is so difficult.
23:12 I can't reach him. I don't know
23:14 how to talk to him.
23:16 Do I cut his hair?
23:18 Do I enroll him in school?
23:20 He's crazy.
23:22 What are you saying?
23:24 What is that? I thought you were saying something.
23:26 I heard
23:28 someone saying something fateful.
23:30 What is that?
23:32 You're not up there.
23:34 What is that?
23:36 He's confusing.
23:38 He's like a boyfriend
23:40 when he's ten years old.
23:42 Anyway.
23:44 He's like a boyfriend.
23:46 Maybe he's just being childish.
23:48 And you're the one who's being serious.
23:50 You know the word husband.
23:52 When we use it,
23:54 the result is funny.
23:56 Husband.
23:58 At the beginning, it's hope.
24:00 You're hoping for him.
24:02 You're hoping for him.
24:04 You'll provide for each other.
24:06 When the time comes,
24:08 you'll provide everything for your child.
24:10 If it lasts for a while,
24:12 you'll be tired.
24:14 Like you,
24:16 you left your husband when you were 17.
24:18 What if your house got burned when you came back?
24:20 If it lasts for a while,
24:22 you're already 17, 25 years.
24:24 You'll be pitiful.
24:26 You'll be pitiful.
24:28 If it lasts for a while,
24:30 you'll be
24:32 "Wa."
24:34 You're like
24:36 you're being skipped.
24:38 You're being skipped on events.
24:40 You'll be "Wa."
24:42 And the last one is
24:44 "Ah."
24:46 I feel like
24:48 with my husband,
24:50 we've been together for 3 years.
24:52 I feel like he's not
24:54 that kind of husband anymore.
24:56 When he looks at me, he's like
24:58 "Are you still a dog?"
25:00 When we had a boyfriend,
25:02 it was so fun.
25:04 Holding hands,
25:06 he opened the car for me,
25:08 he gave me a drink.
25:10 When my body hurts, I massage it.
25:12 Now, when I say
25:14 "Dad, I'm cold. I'm wearing a lot of clothes."
25:16 You can do it. Think positive.
25:18 Don't refuse.
25:20 He does that. He's crazy.
25:22 I'm wearing nice clothes.
25:24 My clothes are nice.
25:26 When I was a girl, we were just dating.
25:28 "Dad, how do you like my outfit?"
25:30 He'll tell me,
25:32 "Honey,
25:34 baby,
25:36 you're so pretty.
25:38 You're so sexy."
25:40 Now, I tried it.
25:42 I bought an outfit. It's nice.
25:44 I said, "Dad,
25:46 how do you like my outfit?"
25:48 He said,
25:50 "Honey,
25:52 your face is so thick."
25:54 It was just before.
25:58 When my clothes are nice,
26:00 I'll go out.
26:02 We'll go to Resto Candlelight Dinner.
26:04 There are fireworks.
26:06 There are petals.
26:08 Like that.
26:10 You want that?
26:12 It's like 5-7.
26:14 It's like 5-7.
26:16 It's like,
26:18 "Wow, you're a beauty queen."
26:20 Now, when I'm wearing a nice outfit,
26:22 I'll feel it.
26:24 "We'll go out now."
26:26 He said, "Go cook.
26:28 We'll eat here."
26:30 It's crazy.
26:32 You heard it.
26:34 I call him "Daddy."
26:36 He calls me,
26:38 "Baby."
26:40 We have a theme song.
26:42 "Baby, I love your way."
26:44 "Baby, I love your way."
26:46 Now, I noticed that he always sings to me.
26:48 He still has "Baby."
26:50 "Baby, I lied."
26:52 I don't know why. What does it mean?
26:54 I sing to him.
26:56 I'm like Madonna.
26:58 One of my favorite songs
27:00 is "Crazy for you."
27:02 There.
27:04 It's beautiful.
27:06 It means, "I'm crazy for you."
27:08 Now, when I'm visiting,
27:10 I'm always being teased
27:12 by my husband, Barret.
27:14 He said my name.
27:16 "How are you?"
27:18 "How are you, my friends?"
27:20 "How are you, Chuva Family?"
27:22 I said,
27:24 "I don't know.
27:26 I can't go to Chinese restaurants anymore."
27:28 He said,
27:30 "What's your race?"
27:32 "I'm crazy."
27:34 Now, when I'm being teased,
27:36 he's always teasing me.
27:38 I still sing to him, but instrumental.
27:40 I can't think of anything else.
27:42 "I'm crazy for you."
27:50 That's why they say this.
27:52 The elders said,
27:54 "Marriage
27:56 is not like
27:58 hot rice that you'll taste
28:00 and swallow when it's cooked."
28:02 Am I right?
28:04 Yes!
28:06 We should be on TV.
28:08 But,
28:10 I also have a saying.
28:12 "You're just about to leave.
28:14 Take care."
28:16 Thank you so much.
28:20 I'm Patricia Ismael.
28:22 Patricia Ismael!
28:24 You really said
28:26 your wife's name.
28:28 I'm Husay.
28:30 You said your wife's name.
28:32 Yes.
28:34 But, it's not true.
28:36 She has no problem.
28:38 You're a bad person.
28:40 Thank you, Patricia.
28:42 We'll be back
28:44 with Comedy Bar!
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29:00 Yes! Comedy Bar would like to thank
29:02 Minami Home Appliances, BB Stuff,
29:04 Bread Earls, Delicatessen,
29:06 Zagoo, and thank you
29:08 to Koji Moto of Kishi Moto Travel
29:10 and Services, Inc., and Villa del Carmen
29:12 Resort, Kapi and Sang Ravel
29:14 Bulacan for corporate bookings
29:16 called--what's the name of the bookings?
29:18 Call Ofel or Cora
29:20 at 091-751-41643
29:22 or check their website
29:24 VillaDelCarmenResort.com
29:26 I'll check the bookings.
29:28 [laughter]
29:30 Thank you to Dr. Steve Margana of GAOC,
29:32 Dr. Bobbie Ang of Asian Eye Institute,
29:34 thank you to Dr.
29:36 Smanny and Pike Allian,
29:38 and thank you to Dr. Jose Rizal.
29:40 Right. Kathy Valencia, Skin and Body Center,
29:42 thank you very much.
29:44 And I'm so excited
29:46 that we're about to release
29:48 our movie, Mamarazzi,
29:50 on the 50th anniversary of Regal Films.
29:52 Mamarazzi!
29:54 We're very, very excited.
29:56 And Fabio?
29:58 Thank you for watching Comedy Bar.
30:00 I also would like to say thanks to
30:02 Belo,
30:04 to Blue Water Spa,
30:06 Paint Shop, and that's it.
30:08 Oh, there are so many sponsors!
30:10 Thank you to the studio audience!
30:12 [cheers]
30:14 And to all the families
30:16 who are waiting,
30:18 I know you're busy,
30:20 we're only here for an hour,
30:22 we can't do much,
30:24 but if you're busy,
30:26 go to Clancel's Circus,
30:28 and finish this night off.
30:30 Right. Every Saturday,
30:32 we'll see you,
30:34 our guests tonight.
30:36 Thank you very much, Tomas,
30:38 thank you, Patricia,
30:40 thank you, Bonch,
30:42 thank you, Pear Gems,
30:44 smile!
30:46 They're like a group!
30:48 Best, we'll see you next Saturday,
30:50 here on Comedy Bar!
30:52 [cheers]
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