Home Alone 3 (1997) Full Movie
Home Alone 3 (1997) Full Movie
Transcript
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00:01:00 >> $10 million for the missile chip.
00:01:02 Not a plan, but the chip itself.
00:01:07 >> Why the big prize?
00:01:09 [MUSIC]
00:01:12 >> My clients have requested it.
00:01:15 I honor my client's request.
00:01:18 >> Sounds like your clients want to build a missile that can't be detected by radar.
00:01:22 >> I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre.
00:01:26 But whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region.
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00:01:41 >> Good night, George.
00:01:43 >> Good night, Mr. Cooper.
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00:02:04 >> Jeez.
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00:02:23 >> He's clean.
00:02:24 >> Here.
00:02:25 >> That's, that's what you asked for.
00:02:30 Air Force NSB 100 C series.
00:02:33 If that goes in a missile, air defenses can't stop it.
00:02:36 Look, I got a plane to catch.
00:02:42 Where's my money?
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00:02:53 Here, hide it in the toy car.
00:02:56 We'll slip it right past airport security.
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00:03:10 Let's go.
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00:03:40 >> Welcome to San Francisco International Airport.
00:03:43 Do not leave your bags unattended.
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00:03:55 >> Please remove your jewelry and place it in the vault.
00:04:01 >> Yes, ma'am.
00:04:02 [MUSIC]
00:04:08 >> Let's go.
00:04:09 >> Ma'am, you'll have to wait, please.
00:04:12 [MUSIC]
00:04:23 >> Next, please.
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00:04:44 >> Oh, my God.
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00:05:05 >> Move.
00:05:18 Move!
00:05:19 Young man!
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00:05:28 >> I checked the Dallas, Miami, New York, and Denver lounges.
00:05:30 Nothing.
00:05:31 >> Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean.
00:05:33 >> When I was in the John, I didn't see anything in there.
00:05:37 >> It has to be on a plane.
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00:05:47 >> We are going to Chicago.
00:05:49 >> In the winter.
00:05:51 >> I pack tropical.
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00:05:55 >> Welcome to Chicago.
00:05:56 It's a balmy 29 degrees outside.
00:05:58 >> Welcome to Chicago.
00:05:59 >> Bye now.
00:06:00 >> Thank you.
00:06:01 >> Welcome to Chicago.
00:06:03 >> Bye-bye.
00:06:04 >> Welcome to Chicago.
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00:06:12 >> There you go, sir.
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00:06:20 >> Mr. Beaupre?
00:06:21 >> I'm going, Mr. Jernigan.
00:06:23 >> Excuse me.
00:06:24 Excuse me.
00:06:25 >> I'll go my way.
00:06:26 >> Move.
00:06:27 [HONKING]
00:06:28 >> Check any bags, ma'am?
00:06:29 >> No, floor it.
00:06:30 [HONKING]
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00:06:48 >> She's leaving.
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00:06:54 >> Hey!
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00:07:30 >> That's him.
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00:07:36 >> Excuse me, Pop.
00:07:37 Can I ask you something?
00:07:39 >> What?
00:07:40 >> You had a fare from the airport around 1620 hours, January 8th.
00:07:44 Senior citizen, female, Caucasian.
00:07:46 >> What?
00:07:47 >> About 4.30 today, old broad.
00:07:49 >> Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:07:50 >> You got an address on that?
00:07:52 >> Well, North Devon Park, Washington Street.
00:07:55 >> Describe the house, please.
00:07:57 >> Well, big, old, Tudor-like place.
00:08:01 >> Details.
00:08:02 >> Christmas lights, wreath on the door, Christmas tree at the end of the driveway.
00:08:06 And the driveway, the only one on the block that wasn't shoveled.
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00:08:28 >> All done, Mrs. Huss.
00:08:30 I'm exhausted and sweaty, but you can't see because I'm all covered up.
00:08:33 >> You were supposed to deal with the snow promptly, weren't you?
00:08:36 >> Yes, but--
00:08:37 >> Buts are for ashtrays.
00:08:39 I don't care for excuses.
00:08:41 We had an understanding, and you broke it.
00:08:44 Your word is worthless.
00:08:46 >> Sorry, that'll be no charge, Mrs. Huss.
00:08:48 >> So you can tell the neighborhood I stiffed you on a snow removal job?
00:08:51 >> Mm-mm.
00:08:56 >> Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread?
00:09:00 This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it?
00:09:04 Some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag.
00:09:08 I left my bread in San Francisco.
00:09:12 >> Pardon me, Mrs. Huss, but I think I'm almost, maybe, possibly, probably going to be late for my dinner.
00:09:20 >> Consider this your payment.
00:09:21 I have no use for the silly thing.
00:09:23 >> Thank you.
00:09:24 >> And have your mother teach you that it is rude to scratch yourself in the presence of a lady.
00:09:33 Good night, Alex.
00:09:36 >> Jeez.
00:09:38 What a crouch.
00:09:41 [♪♪♪]
00:09:45 [♪♪♪]
00:10:10 >> They're all old.
00:10:12 Most of them are Tudor.
00:10:14 >> We all have reeds and old Christmas trees.
00:10:17 And the snow's all been shoveled.
00:10:19 >> There are 14 houses.
00:10:21 Toyka must be in one of them.
00:10:23 We're going to have to search them all.
00:10:26 We'll come back when it's light.
00:10:27 >> We're going to work houses in broad daylight?
00:10:30 >> It's the suburbs, Mr. Hunter.
00:10:33 Nobody's home during the day.
00:10:36 [♪♪♪]
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00:10:46 >> There goes Peanut.
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00:11:11 [♪♪♪]
00:11:13 >> Turley, we went through this last year.
00:11:24 I told you then, I'm telling you now, I can't work weekends.
00:11:28 I've got three kids and a husband.
00:11:30 Well, that's Mary Lou.
00:11:31 She has no life.
00:11:32 It means nothing to her to work weekends.
00:11:34 But I can't do that.
00:11:35 I'm living in a house that's half renovated.
00:11:37 My kids have activities.
00:11:38 They need to see their parents doing something
00:11:41 other than running to the car in the morning.
00:11:43 >> I can't really explain over the phone
00:11:45 why we're so excited about this product.
00:11:47 >> Okay, but you'll be here on Wednesday.
00:11:49 >> I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday.
00:11:51 Yeah, Wednesday.
00:11:52 We'll talk about it then, face to face.
00:11:54 Yeah, man to man.
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00:12:08 >> Your brother's bug.
00:12:31 Your brother's bug.
00:12:32 Careful, careful.
00:12:34 [♪♪♪]
00:12:36 >> Free from downtown.
00:12:42 And the crowd goes wild.
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00:12:46 >> Oh, man.
00:12:56 I hope they're not...
00:13:02 [screaming]
00:13:04 >> Alex slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.
00:13:08 Bullseye.
00:13:09 >> Alex?
00:13:11 What happened?
00:13:12 >> Had nothing to do with this.
00:13:13 I'm innocent.
00:13:14 >> Yeah, I gotta go.
00:13:15 My kid slammed the toilet seat on his thing again.
00:13:17 I'll call you back.
00:13:18 >> All right.
00:13:19 [door opens]
00:13:20 >> Alex?
00:13:21 >> Keep that in your mouth.
00:13:24 Chickenpox.
00:13:28 >> Mom, with all due respect,
00:13:30 this is a scam to get out of having to turn in a science project
00:13:33 because his bug died.
00:13:34 >> What?
00:13:35 >> His face doesn't look that bad.
00:13:37 >> His body is covered.
00:13:38 >> Would that include his buttock region?
00:13:40 >> Shut up!
00:13:41 >> This is great.
00:13:42 If he scratches his chicken spots,
00:13:44 we could call him Scarbutt.
00:13:45 >> Leave.
00:13:46 >> Goodbye.
00:13:48 >> I'll go make you some soup.
00:13:50 >> I'll bring the TV up from the family room.
00:13:53 >> Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:13:55 >> Hey, don't scratch.
00:13:57 Keep that under your tongue.
00:13:58 I'll be right back.
00:14:00 >> Nice family.
00:14:03 >> Honduras.
00:14:05 >> Up in the morning and out to duty
00:14:11 [music]
00:14:13 >> See you later, Nat.
00:14:14 [music]
00:14:16 >> American history and practical math
00:14:19 You study 'em hard over the pad
00:14:22 [music]
00:14:24 >> Rock, rock, rock and roll
00:14:27 Feeling is there, body is low
00:14:29 Ring, ring, goes the bell
00:14:31 >> Mr. Greenfield's 401(k) is invested in the APHA fund.
00:14:34 You have it listed in the MidCap fund.
00:14:36 That's where your 3,000 shortfall is.
00:14:38 >> Okay.
00:14:39 [phone ringing]
00:14:40 >> Bruce, can I--
00:14:41 I just have to put you on hold one sec.
00:14:43 Alex, I'm on with the office.
00:14:46 So I think that what we--
00:14:48 I'm really sorry, Bruce.
00:14:50 Can I just call you back in a minute?
00:14:51 >> Sure.
00:14:53 [music]
00:15:04 >> Gotcha.
00:15:06 >> You rang?
00:15:08 [music]
00:15:17 >> Thirsty?
00:15:19 [music]
00:15:24 >> Thanks, Ma.
00:15:26 >> Oh, here we are.
00:15:28 >> I do wish that my husband could have been here today.
00:15:30 >> Well, it's a cozy little place.
00:15:32 >> Oh, well, isn't this charming?
00:15:35 >> And it's available immediately.
00:15:38 >> My boys are just gonna love it here.
00:15:42 Yes, they will.
00:15:44 [music]
00:15:46 >> A special care in feeding pets on Pets on Parade.
00:15:57 [music]
00:16:04 >> Look, Doris.
00:16:06 [music]
00:16:13 >> If you think that was amusing, wait till you see what I do next.
00:16:17 [music]
00:16:29 >> Oh, yeah.
00:16:31 [music]
00:16:44 >> This is a very important piece.
00:16:46 [music]
00:16:58 >> What's this?
00:17:02 [music]
00:17:08 [music]
00:17:18 [music]
00:17:28 [music]
00:17:38 [music]
00:17:44 >> I can't wait for next week.
00:17:48 >> I hate ducks.
00:17:50 >> Charlie, we've been over all this. You know I can't come in. Alex is sick.
00:17:55 Oh, God, you're kidding. How long is he in town?
00:18:01 No, that's okay. Mary Lou can handle it. She can. She can access the phone.
00:18:06 No.
00:18:09 I know I promised you, but my child wasn't sick when I promised you. There's no--
00:18:14 Okay, fine. One hour. I can come in for one hour. That is it. If Alex beeps me, I'm gone.
00:18:19 He can fire me if he want to, but I'm gone.
00:18:22 And, Charlie, I just want you to know that you're putting me in the position of having to choose between making a house payment
00:18:27 and taking care of my sick child, and I really don't appreciate it.
00:18:32 Joke.
00:18:37 Did you tell Charlie that I'm desperately ill?
00:18:40 Thank you, Alex.
00:18:42 Yes, Charlie knows you're sick.
00:18:45 What about the family leave act?
00:18:47 You just have to go in and pick up some stuff and sign some papers and show my face.
00:18:52 I'll be gone an hour at the very most.
00:18:55 I called Mrs. Hess and told her you'd be alone, and she--
00:18:57 You called Mrs. Hess? She knows I'm going to be alone?
00:19:00 She said if anything comes up, she'll be right over.
00:19:03 She wasn't happy about it, but--
00:19:04 She said she could get tamed up on I.S.T. and come over and make me smoke cigarettes.
00:19:07 Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:19:09 What do I do if there's a tornado?
00:19:11 They don't happen in winter.
00:19:12 Social unrest?
00:19:13 I don't think so.
00:19:14 Boredom? I hear it's deadly in old folks.
00:19:17 Goodbye, sweetie.
00:19:21 What about crooks?
00:19:25 I don't think that's a problem during the day, honey.
00:19:27 Why not? Nobody's home during the day.
00:19:30 I'm only 8, and I figured that out.
00:19:32 Don't you think a grown-up crook could figure it out, too?
00:19:35 This is a very safe neighborhood.
00:19:38 There's only one road in and out of here.
00:19:40 The doors will be locked. You have all my numbers.
00:19:43 I'll be home as soon as I can.
00:19:44 But, Mom, what about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead,
00:19:48 and other figments of my imagination?
00:19:51 Alex, I can't help you there.
00:19:54 Only you can control your imagination.
00:19:59 That's a scary thought.
00:20:02 [♪♪♪]
00:20:12 [♪♪♪]
00:20:22 [alarm beeping]
00:20:32 [♪♪♪]
00:20:42 [♪♪♪]
00:20:52 [♪♪♪]
00:21:02 [♪♪♪]
00:21:12 [♪♪♪]
00:21:22 [♪♪♪]
00:21:32 [♪♪♪]
00:21:42 That's weird.
00:21:44 [♪♪♪]
00:21:51 Oh, my God.
00:21:53 [♪♪♪]
00:21:57 [gasps]
00:21:58 [♪♪♪]
00:22:01 20 seconds out.
00:22:03 [♪♪♪]
00:22:06 Clear.
00:22:07 [♪♪♪]
00:22:10 [phone ringing]
00:22:12 911 emergency.
00:22:14 I saw a burglar.
00:22:15 Are you by yourself?
00:22:17 My mom just had to run out for a few minutes.
00:22:19 I have the chicken pox.
00:22:20 Can I have your address, please?
00:22:21 The guy isn't at my house.
00:22:23 He's at the Stuff-In's.
00:22:24 Their address is 3015 Washington Street.
00:22:27 [♪♪♪]
00:22:34 [siren wailing]
00:22:39 [♪♪♪]
00:22:47 [♪♪♪]
00:22:57 Nothing.
00:22:59 [♪♪♪]
00:23:11 [♪♪♪]
00:23:13 [siren wailing]
00:23:16 [♪♪♪]
00:23:21 There's a burglar in the Stuff-In's house.
00:23:23 I saw him with my telescope.
00:23:24 There's a woman with a dog in a gray van,
00:23:26 and a man in running clothes.
00:23:28 I didn't recognize anybody but the dog.
00:23:30 He looked just like Johnny Allen's dog,
00:23:32 so I called the police.
00:23:33 You called the police?
00:23:35 [siren wailing]
00:23:39 Take him out.
00:23:40 [♪♪♪]
00:23:44 Hey!
00:23:46 [♪♪♪]
00:23:51 [siren wailing]
00:23:54 Freeze!
00:23:56 [gulping]
00:23:58 [gulping]
00:24:04 [♪♪♪]
00:24:13 The burglar alarm was on and working.
00:24:15 There was no one in the house.
00:24:17 Doesn't appear that anything's been taken.
00:24:19 I don't know what your boy saw,
00:24:21 but there wasn't a person in that house.
00:24:23 [sighs]
00:24:25 I'm very sorry about this.
00:24:27 My son's been home with the chickenpox,
00:24:28 and I just had to run to work to pick up some papers.
00:24:31 I'm completely strapped. I don't normally do this.
00:24:34 Son, false alarms are no joking matter.
00:24:37 It wasn't a false alarm.
00:24:39 There was a guy in the house.
00:24:40 He had two lookouts,
00:24:41 and a driver, and a gray van.
00:24:43 He's been running a fever.
00:24:45 You might want to remind him that ours is serious business.
00:24:48 Oh, he knows.
00:24:50 We gave him a police set for Christmas.
00:24:52 Not this Christmas, but last Christmas.
00:24:54 You know, a badge and a hat and a whistle.
00:24:56 He took it very seriously.
00:24:58 He went around the house arresting relatives for various crimes.
00:25:00 You know, not real crimes,
00:25:02 just sort of leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and...
00:25:06 Absolutely. I will, yes.
00:25:08 Thank you.
00:25:09 Thank you.
00:25:11 You get in that bed, young man.
00:25:21 Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Steffan's bedroom.
00:25:24 A white male, a little older than Dad,
00:25:26 and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.
00:25:28 I have warned you about that telescope.
00:25:31 You look to it long enough, you're going to start seeing things,
00:25:33 whether or not they're there.
00:25:35 I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you.
00:25:38 Don't get smart with me, Alex.
00:25:40 Sick or not, I am very angry with you.
00:25:42 You have caused a lot of trouble today.
00:25:44 Dad and I have to replace a door at the Steffans.
00:25:46 Do you think we're happy about that?
00:25:48 I saw what I saw.
00:25:50 Peter Beaupre,
00:25:59 Earl Unger,
00:26:01 Burton Jernigan,
00:26:03 and Alice Ribbons.
00:26:05 They were ticketed under known aliases
00:26:07 but didn't board the Hong Kong flight.
00:26:09 I believe they're still in the U.S.,
00:26:11 but beyond that, I don't know.
00:26:14 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:26:16 we've got to find that chip.
00:26:19 What went wrong with the burglar alarm?
00:26:24 Nothing. It wasn't the alarm.
00:26:26 Then who called the police?
00:26:28 Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate?
00:26:31 Cars came and went.
00:26:33 The mailman came by.
00:26:35 I've been able to watch her on any house in any street.
00:26:38 It could be anybody.
00:26:40 I don't think it's just anybody.
00:26:42 I think it's someone on our street.
00:26:44 Someone we are not tracking.
00:26:46 Someone we've missed.
00:26:48 Dad, Gab's here.
00:26:59 Oh, shoot.
00:27:01 Mel's not back yet.
00:27:03 Well, all right.
00:27:05 Mom had to take some documents to the bank.
00:27:08 She can't be gone more than a few minutes.
00:27:10 Mrs. Hess is home.
00:27:12 You'll be fine, okay?
00:27:14 My beeper number's on speed dial on the telephone.
00:27:16 Second button, Mom's on the first button.
00:27:18 Right, yeah. So you're okay?
00:27:20 Positively.
00:27:21 Give me a kiss.
00:27:23 All right.
00:27:25 Dad?
00:27:27 Alice, this is a very safe and secure neighborhood.
00:27:31 We have great police, as you learned yesterday.
00:27:34 Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
00:27:36 Dad? Yeah?
00:27:38 Got your tickets? Yep.
00:27:40 Got your wallet? Yeah, it's in my pocket.
00:27:42 Where's your pocket?
00:27:44 Yeah.
00:27:50 Thank you.
00:27:52 Bye, Dad.
00:27:54 (phone ringing)
00:27:56 She's leaving.
00:28:23 (phone ringing)
00:28:25 3025 is all clear.
00:28:46 Red sedan heading south.
00:28:48 Turning right. Hold.
00:28:50 (phone ringing)
00:28:52 (phone ringing)
00:28:54 (phone ringing)
00:29:23 Hi. You are just in time.
00:29:25 Mr. Bruins? Wait, wait.
00:29:27 Oh, no.
00:29:29 Yes.
00:29:51 Abort. Abort.
00:29:53 Evacuate the area. I'm on my own.
00:29:55 Yeah! Let's go!
00:30:21 Get up! Get up!
00:30:23 Okay.
00:30:27 Cover up!
00:30:29 Cool.
00:30:49 Nothing. Let's check upstairs.
00:30:51 So, uh, where's the burglar?
00:31:00 There is no burglar.
00:31:02 Just a kid home sick from school making false alarms.
00:31:05 How embarrassing. Mm-hmm.
00:31:09 Son, this is the second time in two days
00:31:17 that you've called the police.
00:31:19 It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.
00:31:22 I saw a burglar yesterday, and I saw a burglar today.
00:31:26 Alex, listen to the chief.
00:31:28 There was no one in that house.
00:31:30 What about Johnny Allen's dog?
00:31:32 I talked to Johnny last night.
00:31:34 His dog was kidnapped on Monday morning.
00:31:36 Did he see it happen?
00:31:38 Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.
00:31:41 Excuse me for being a good citizen.
00:31:46 Alex!
00:31:48 I'm very sorry. This will not happen again.
00:31:51 Will it, honey? Really, I promise you.
00:31:54 We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us
00:31:57 in the event that something real ever does happen.
00:32:00 [laughing]
00:32:04 [garbled]
00:32:05 Shut up!
00:32:07 I thought you'd prank the cops twice.
00:32:09 It goes on your permanent record.
00:32:11 For the rest of your life, if you call for help, it won't come.
00:32:14 Dad missed his plane.
00:32:16 He was late for a meeting with his boss.
00:32:18 We have to fork over much-needed family cash to the Steffens
00:32:21 and to an evil octogenarian so they can have their doors repaired.
00:32:24 And even worse.
00:32:26 The world laughs, Alex.
00:32:28 You've stained the family name.
00:32:30 [laughing]
00:32:35 First the Steffens, then Mrs. House.
00:32:40 I agree, Doris.
00:32:42 Next up is the Alcotts house.
00:32:44 What kind of a burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything?
00:32:48 Do you know what I think?
00:32:50 I think they're looking for something special.
00:32:52 And they're looking in everybody's house
00:32:54 'cause they don't know who has it.
00:32:56 The question is, what is it?
00:33:10 Nobody's gonna do anything about this.
00:33:13 I'll just have to do it myself.
00:33:16 [dog barking]
00:33:29 [screaming]
00:33:31 I am so sorry. I'm clearly not awake.
00:33:37 It's all right.
00:33:39 Have a nice day.
00:33:41 I'll try.
00:33:43 [dog growling]
00:34:01 Looks like Luna.
00:34:03 [dog growling]
00:34:05 [car engine]
00:34:33 Watch this, Doris.
00:34:36 [snoring]
00:34:38 [car engine]
00:35:03 Huh?
00:35:06 [car engine]
00:35:34 [car engine]
00:35:36 Look, Doris.
00:35:48 [squeaking]
00:35:50 Boo!
00:35:54 [squeaking]
00:35:56 [squeaking]
00:35:58 [car engine]
00:36:00 [car engine]
00:36:02 I forgot about the stairs.
00:36:11 [squeaking]
00:36:13 [car engine]
00:36:18 [car engine]
00:36:24 [car engine]
00:36:53 Got him, Doris. Got him.
00:36:56 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:36:59 You are so busted.
00:37:02 [screaming]
00:37:04 I have it.
00:37:09 The toy car.
00:37:11 It's videotaping me.
00:37:13 Huh? What?
00:37:15 Come back on that last message.
00:37:18 [car engine]
00:37:22 [car engine]
00:37:24 Come on. Go, go, go, go, go.
00:37:31 [squeaking]
00:37:33 Don't spin. Don't spin.
00:37:35 [car engine]
00:37:37 [snoring]
00:37:52 [snoring]
00:37:54 You there.
00:38:01 Now, you're as friendly to me. I don't have to kill you.
00:38:04 You got money. It doesn't belong to you.
00:38:06 Now, you back off. This ain't none of your business.
00:38:09 [indistinct chatter]
00:38:11 [beeping]
00:38:20 [beeping]
00:38:22 [beeping]
00:38:29 Hello. This is Karen.
00:38:31 Hi. How's it going?
00:38:33 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm running late for the office again.
00:38:36 I think bird chips are overvalued.
00:38:39 Technology stocks will be good. Technology stocks.
00:38:42 Listen, I'm in the shower. Can I call you back?
00:38:48 ♪ Bad, bad, leave my frown ♪
00:38:51 ♪ Baddest cat in the whole damn town ♪
00:38:54 ♪ Better than OK Kong ♪
00:38:58 ♪ Meaner than a junkyard dog ♪
00:39:00 Come on, come on, come on.
00:39:05 See ya!
00:39:08 [tires screeching]
00:39:16 Oh!
00:39:18 The car's outside. I got a woman in the house.
00:39:22 Get over here.
00:39:24 Come on, get up!
00:39:34 [yells]
00:39:44 [yells]
00:39:46 Ow!
00:40:13 Everybody's in a hurry.
00:40:15 It's a video camera. Someone's on to us.
00:40:17 You think it really matters? Chip's in the car.
00:40:19 We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
00:40:21 Where's Alice?
00:40:23 What happened?
00:40:27 There is a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her.
00:40:29 Get the chip.
00:40:32 [music]
00:40:34 [screams]
00:40:46 Yes!
00:40:49 I got it.
00:40:59 Ma'am?
00:41:01 May I have a word with you?
00:41:03 No, come in. I'm naked.
00:41:05 Oh, that's on your mind, monkey butt.
00:41:09 Come on, come on.
00:41:14 What's that monkey smell?
00:41:21 I lost it!
00:41:26 What?
00:41:29 [music]
00:41:31 Come on, go, go, go!
00:41:34 It's going out of range!
00:41:41 I got it!
00:41:43 [screams]
00:41:48 [screams]
00:41:56 [grunts]
00:41:58 I see it!
00:42:10 Look out!
00:42:16 [screams]
00:42:22 [music]
00:42:24 Turning in which direction?
00:42:29 Just past me. It's heading south on Adams.
00:42:33 But I'm right behind the little...
00:42:35 It's off the street, going through backyards, heading west.
00:42:47 Alice, what's your position?
00:42:51 Fourth house. Move into the alley.
00:42:54 I see it! It's going through the head!
00:43:11 Turning in position. You're there.
00:43:13 I got it!
00:43:17 [screams]
00:43:19 [screams]
00:43:21 Hunger, what's your position?
00:43:30 Heading to Washington Street.
00:43:32 I didn't copy. Where?
00:43:35 I said I'm heading to Washington...
00:43:37 Stop, you nitwit!
00:43:45 [screams]
00:43:47 [music]
00:43:51 [music]
00:43:53 I don't see anything.
00:44:19 [music]
00:44:21 I'll look around.
00:44:31 [music]
00:44:34 [music]
00:44:36 I don't have it yet.
00:45:01 We're out of time. Give it up.
00:45:04 [music]
00:45:07 [gasps]
00:45:18 [growls]
00:45:28 [music]
00:45:30 If they got the tape, why'd they still chase the toy car?
00:45:37 It's not that expensive.
00:45:40 I'm sure they don't have enough time to play with it.
00:45:43 Whoa.
00:45:50 Whoa.
00:45:56 [music]
00:45:58 Hmm. Look, Doris.
00:46:10 Computer chip, huh? Where'd you find it?
00:46:19 I found it in a remote-controlled car that I got for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess.
00:46:23 She lives across the street from us.
00:46:25 It says "US Air Force" on it, but you have to look under a magnifying glass in order to see it.
00:46:30 Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it.
00:46:33 This is a recruiting office, son. We don't handle matters like this.
00:46:37 Can I give you the number on the chip and you can call the right guys?
00:46:41 Do you think we should tell Mom about the chip?
00:46:49 Yeah, I guess you're right. The less they know, the better. Those guys are bad news.
00:46:54 I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the minivan.
00:47:05 Never let your emotions get the best of you.
00:47:08 You weren't paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.
00:47:11 You should have taken driver's ed.
00:47:13 It's a kid. It has to be a kid.
00:47:16 I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton and Jernigan to thank.
00:47:20 The cops come twice. They don't believe the kid. He takes matters into his own hands.
00:47:25 It can't be anything else.
00:47:27 If that's the case, I say take no chances.
00:47:30 Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn 'em all.
00:47:33 And look for that stupid car.
00:47:36 My thoughts keep turning to number 3026.
00:47:39 It's within the operating radius of the toy car.
00:47:42 It's on the sight lines of all the houses I have been in.
00:47:45 [phone ringing]
00:47:47 Hello?
00:48:00 Do you have the missile chip?
00:48:02 We are close.
00:48:04 If I don't have the chip in 24 hours, Mr. Potbury,
00:48:07 I will have no choice but to terminate the mission and nullify all the participants.
00:48:13 You understand, don't you?
00:48:15 Guys, Dad's home tomorrow night.
00:48:19 Now, I have my quarterly client meeting from noon till five,
00:48:21 so I need you and Molly to come straight home after school to stay with Alex until Dad gets home.
00:48:25 I can't. No way. Impossible. I have gymnastics.
00:48:28 I have hockey.
00:48:29 Do I need to repeat myself?
00:48:30 Well, I thought you were putting the bite on Mrs. Hess to watch Alex.
00:48:33 Yeah, she's a lot more responsible than me and Stan.
00:48:36 Mrs. Hess is a backup.
00:48:38 Unless there's an emergency, I really don't want to have to call her.
00:48:41 I'll be fine by myself.
00:48:43 Well, there you have it. Settled.
00:48:45 Alex, could you pass me the false alarm?
00:48:47 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I meant the peas.
00:48:50 Ho, ho.
00:48:51 Hello?
00:48:52 Oh, hi.
00:48:54 Uh-huh.
00:48:55 Yeah, he's been home with the chicken pox.
00:48:58 Oh.
00:48:59 Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?
00:49:02 Yeah.
00:49:03 This is his mother on the phone. Did you take a toy car from him?
00:49:09 No, he has one of those remote-control cars, but he got it from the woman across the street.
00:49:13 We haven't.
00:49:16 Alex, what is the matter with you? You don't disconnect one of my calls.
00:49:21 Don't talk to Mrs. Clovis, please.
00:49:23 Why not?
00:49:24 She's dangerous.
00:49:25 Dangerous? Honey, what are you talking about?
00:49:27 It was lies. They're all lies. It wasn't her.
00:49:30 Honey, what do you mean it wasn't her?
00:49:38 Call her back. I think you'll be surprised.
00:49:41 Outgoing call.
00:49:50 Rerouted.
00:49:56 Hello, Clovis's.
00:49:59 Hi. I beg your pardon. We just—
00:50:01 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I disconnect you, Karen?
00:50:05 No, no. It was me. We're renovating. The phone lines were a mess.
00:50:09 I need to sleep in the car tomorrow.
00:50:12 Listen, I didn't mean to accuse your son.
00:50:15 I'm certain Bradley just misplaced his toy car.
00:50:19 Is that the way they are? They lose something, they immediately assume it's been stolen.
00:50:23 Little boys do have wild imaginations, don't they?
00:50:27 Yes, they do.
00:50:31 They're gonna come back to me tomorrow, Doris.
00:50:34 Nobody will listen.
00:50:36 Not my parents, or Molly, or Stan, or the police, or the Air Force.
00:50:42 Nobody.
00:50:43 So what do I do?
00:50:45 If that means hide, you're wrong.
00:50:49 If that means fight, you're right.
00:50:54 I'm gonna go to bed.
00:50:56 If that means fight, you're wrong.
00:51:00 If that means fight, you're right.
00:51:05 They'll understand when I'm done.
00:51:09 They'll know I was telling the truth.
00:51:11 I'm not gonna cry or feel sad or scared.
00:51:14 They're grown-ups and they're criminals, but this is my neighborhood and this is my house.
00:51:19 No matter how old they are, no matter how big they are,
00:51:23 they're gonna come back to me tomorrow.
00:51:26 [Music]
00:51:29 [Music]
00:51:57 Oh!
00:51:58 Want to buy a little silence?
00:52:01 Double or nothing.
00:52:03 [Music]
00:52:07 [Music]
00:52:11 [Music]
00:52:14 [Music]
00:52:29 [Music]
00:52:32 [Music]
00:52:38 [Music]
00:52:45 We're watching a major snowstorm that's bearing down on the Chicagoland area.
00:52:53 As you take a look at the latest radar, you can see the snow is increasing in intensity.
00:52:57 Heavy snow is in the forecast and residents are urged to stay indoors and apartments.
00:53:02 [Music]
00:53:05 [Music]
00:53:10 [Music]
00:53:17 [Music]
00:53:27 Approaching target.
00:53:29 All clear.
00:53:31 [Music]
00:53:34 Here we go, Doris.
00:53:39 [Music]
00:53:42 [Dogs barking]
00:53:51 First we free the hostages.
00:53:55 Switching on the fiber optics.
00:53:58 [Music]
00:54:02 [Door bell]
00:54:15 Alan, can you get the door, please?
00:54:18 No answer.
00:54:23 [Music]
00:54:26 Are we certain target has not left?
00:54:34 Negative. We would have seen that.
00:54:38 [Dogs barking]
00:54:41 I repeat, there is no movement inside.
00:54:51 Permission to enter.
00:54:54 [Dogs barking]
00:54:57 Alice?
00:55:12 [Music]
00:55:15 Hey, go home, go home.
00:55:20 [Dogs barking]
00:55:23 I need assistance. I'm exposed.
00:55:38 Maintain your position.
00:55:40 Do not, I repeat, do not draw attention to yourself.
00:55:47 Pick her up. We'll move in after the storm hits.
00:55:51 We'll let Mother Nature cover our tracks.
00:55:54 Sir, this just came in from the Air Force.
00:55:57 Some kid named Pruitt called the recruiting office in Chicago.
00:56:00 Said he found a computer chip in a toy car.
00:56:03 We're going to Chicago.
00:56:07 [Thunder]
00:56:10 Did you watch the weather for me?
00:56:12 Yep, no problems. Your coat's over there.
00:56:14 Oh, thanks. I wonder where my brown one...
00:56:16 Wait!
00:56:17 Why don't you go fill your commuter cup with yummy hot coffee,
00:56:20 and I'll get your coat for you.
00:56:22 Thanks, hon.
00:56:24 I'll make you a sandwich.
00:56:27 Here's your coat.
00:56:43 Thanks.
00:56:45 Oh, sweetheart, I am so sorry about this week.
00:56:48 It breaks my heart to have to come and go like this.
00:56:50 It shouldn't be this way.
00:56:52 It's okay. It's not you. It's the times.
00:56:55 Thanks, hon.
00:56:57 You have your beeper?
00:56:59 Yep.
00:57:00 Great. I'll call every half hour.
00:57:03 I'll go online with you and keep the connection open all day.
00:57:07 I'll have my laptop with me in all my meetings.
00:57:09 We'll be in contact at all times.
00:57:11 Plus, I have my cellular and you've got my fax number.
00:57:14 We're wired.
00:57:16 Oh, my gosh. Didn't Mrs. Clovis call?
00:57:19 She was going to stop by before I left
00:57:21 to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the remote-control car.
00:57:24 She stopped by when you were in the shower.
00:57:26 Did you let her have it?
00:57:28 Big time.
00:57:29 I hope she felt foolish.
00:57:31 It was painful.
00:57:33 Okay. Be good. Be safe.
00:57:36 Keep an eye on the old place.
00:57:38 I got it all covered.
00:57:40 [kisses]
00:57:42 [door opens]
00:57:44 [door closes]
00:57:47 [door closes]
00:57:50 [music playing]
00:57:52 [music playing]
00:57:55 [music playing]
00:58:23 Here we go, Doris.
00:58:25 It's just you and me.
00:58:27 You mean there's someone else?
00:58:30 Get ready to rumble!
00:58:33 Light 'em!
00:58:35 [music playing]
00:58:38 [music playing]
00:58:41 [music playing]
00:58:43 [music playing]
00:58:53 [music playing]
00:59:04 [music playing]
00:59:06 The old switcheroo.
00:59:29 [music playing]
00:59:31 [music playing]
00:59:33 Come on!
00:59:37 It's showtime!
00:59:39 [squeals]
00:59:41 If those are real, I'm in trouble.
00:59:43 [music playing]
00:59:45 Block the street.
00:59:49 [music playing]
00:59:51 [music playing]
01:00:01 [bell rings]
01:00:03 [music playing]
01:00:05 [phone rings]
01:00:16 Hello?
01:00:17 Hi, Mrs. Hess. It's Karen Pruitt.
01:00:19 Could you possibly look in on Alex for me?
01:00:21 I'm just going out.
01:00:23 Oh, I'm at work. I'm really in a bind.
01:00:25 Oh. Well, how long?
01:00:28 Well, it wouldn't be for more than an hour or so.
01:00:30 All right. No cooking.
01:00:32 [music playing]
01:00:34 Call Mrs. Hess.
01:00:45 But she's retired.
01:00:47 What else could she possibly be doing?
01:00:49 Babysitting.
01:00:51 Did they invite me into their house for a holiday eggnog?
01:00:54 Well, of course not!
01:00:55 Look who woke up from her nap.
01:00:57 [music playing]
01:00:59 Crooks at 30 yards and closing.
01:01:07 Let the party begin.
01:01:10 Good afternoon.
01:01:12 My husband and I have just moved into your neighborhood.
01:01:14 Oh, what do you want? A Wilkie Button?
01:01:16 A package was to be delivered to us, but the driver got confused,
01:01:18 and perhaps he brought it here.
01:01:20 Well, I didn't bring anything here.
01:01:22 The delivery company said that no one answered the door,
01:01:24 and the driver left it in the garage.
01:01:26 [music playing]
01:01:28 Sometimes, I hear stuff at the back door.
01:01:46 Why are you closing the door?
01:01:49 I left my heart in San Francisco.
01:01:51 [thunder]
01:01:54 Looks like the little rug rat has the place locked up pretty tight.
01:01:58 [music playing]
01:02:00 [laughing]
01:02:20 Uh, Jernigan, I think I'm going to enjoy this.
01:02:24 It's been a long time since I was a kid.
01:02:27 You forget how incredibly stupid they are.
01:02:30 Uh, you be careful.
01:02:32 Sometimes when kids get scared, they wet their pants.
01:02:35 [sizzling]
01:02:37 [screaming]
01:02:39 [gurgling]
01:02:43 [screaming]
01:02:49 [screaming]
01:02:51 [screaming]
01:02:57 Mr. Unger.
01:03:10 [screaming]
01:03:12 [screaming]
01:03:17 Oh.
01:03:19 I'm all right.
01:03:23 [gunshot]
01:03:33 [glass shattering]
01:03:35 [groaning]
01:03:37 [screaming]
01:03:46 [gunshot]
01:03:48 [screaming]
01:03:50 [laughing]
01:03:54 Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
01:03:57 Don't touch the yarn.
01:03:59 It's wired.
01:04:01 Kid's got the place booby-trapped.
01:04:04 Make no assumptions.
01:04:07 Watch the welcome map.
01:04:09 This boy is clever.
01:04:10 Have you tried the door?
01:04:12 Uh, not yet.
01:04:13 Let me point something out to you.
01:04:15 [sighing]
01:04:17 Missed that.
01:04:21 Stand clear.
01:04:23 Maybe he's not so clever after all.
01:04:33 Yeah, I just think we're having an off day.
01:04:36 [gasping]
01:04:41 [screaming]
01:04:43 [groaning]
01:04:45 I thought for you to consider...
01:04:55 that airport security.
01:05:00 Make sure you have the right package.
01:05:12 I certainly hope that you're not fond
01:05:15 of that little boy across the street.
01:05:18 I'll leave this open.
01:05:27 Fresh air will be good for you.
01:05:31 [groaning]
01:05:40 [groaning]
01:05:42 You're a smart little brat.
01:05:45 Unger, what's your status?
01:05:50 Unger? Unger?
01:05:58 [grunting]
01:06:04 [music playing]
01:06:06 [screaming]
01:06:19 [screaming]
01:06:28 [groaning]
01:06:30 Heads up.
01:06:38 How did that happen?
01:06:39 I don't know.
01:06:41 Ouch.
01:06:55 Alex, you got hit with a book?
01:06:59 Books. Plural.
01:07:01 A trunk full of books.
01:07:04 Then a set of weights.
01:07:06 I got hit twice, you dumb broad.
01:07:08 Excuse me, Mr. Unger.
01:07:09 I didn't get taken down by an infant.
01:07:12 We didn't anticipate the defense the boy would mount.
01:07:15 I'll go in the front.
01:07:16 Mr. Unger, you take the north side.
01:07:19 Alice, you take the south side.
01:07:21 Where is Mr. Jernigan?
01:07:23 [screaming]
01:07:25 [music playing]
01:07:33 Attention travelers, all flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather.
01:07:49 Please stand by for further details.
01:07:52 [music playing]
01:07:54 [groaning]
01:08:06 [gun cocking]
01:08:10 [music playing]
01:08:12 [music playing]
01:08:14 [growling]
01:08:24 Hi.
01:08:32 [screaming]
01:08:34 [music playing]
01:08:40 [music playing]
01:08:42 You can run, but you can't hide, Junior.
01:08:59 Surprise.
01:09:01 [screaming]
01:09:08 Well, loser.
01:09:10 [screaming]
01:09:12 [screaming]
01:09:24 [groaning]
01:09:33 [music playing]
01:09:35 [groaning]
01:09:47 [groaning]
01:09:59 [music playing]
01:10:01 I got him!
01:10:18 [music playing]
01:10:21 [groaning]
01:10:23 [groaning]
01:10:31 [screaming]
01:10:35 [screaming]
01:10:37 [screaming]
01:10:45 [gasping]
01:10:47 [gasping]
01:10:49 [music playing]
01:10:51 [gasping]
01:11:03 [groaning]
01:11:11 [screaming]
01:11:13 [music playing]
01:11:15 You are dead, kid.
01:11:36 [gunshots]
01:11:38 [screaming]
01:11:41 [groaning]
01:11:43 [gunshots]
01:11:46 [music playing]
01:11:48 [groaning]
01:11:56 [groaning]
01:12:10 [music playing]
01:12:12 Now things are looking up.
01:12:29 Gotcha!
01:12:33 [screaming]
01:12:35 See you!
01:12:37 [screaming]
01:12:40 [screaming]
01:12:42 [screaming]
01:12:46 [groaning]
01:12:52 [groaning]
01:12:55 [gasping]
01:12:59 Well, well, well.
01:13:01 [groaning]
01:13:06 [groaning]
01:13:08 Nice try, kid.
01:13:11 [screaming]
01:13:13 [groaning]
01:13:15 [music playing]
01:13:17 [farting]
01:13:32 [music playing]
01:13:35 [snoring]
01:13:37 [groaning]
01:13:41 [music playing]
01:13:49 [screaming]
01:14:00 [farting]
01:14:02 [screaming]
01:14:09 Alice?
01:14:12 [screaming]
01:14:14 [screaming]
01:14:16 [gunshots]
01:14:18 [groaning]
01:14:20 I'm coming down!
01:14:26 [screaming]
01:14:28 [screaming]
01:14:30 [screaming]
01:14:32 [screaming]
01:14:34 [screaming]
01:14:36 [gunshot]
01:14:40 [music playing]
01:14:56 Mr. Jernigan, Mr. Unger!
01:14:58 Welcome.
01:15:01 You got a haircut?
01:15:03 [music playing]
01:15:05 Are you almost done in there?
01:15:15 Don't start with me.
01:15:17 I'll wait.
01:15:22 [beeping]
01:15:25 [ringing]
01:15:27 [ringing]
01:15:29 [ringing]
01:15:31 [ringing]
01:15:35 Let's move.
01:15:40 Oh, what stinks.
01:15:42 Shut up.
01:15:44 Hello?
01:15:49 Honey, you're all out of breath. Is something wrong?
01:15:51 No, no, everything's fine.
01:15:53 I'm so worried.
01:15:55 The weather is terrible.
01:15:57 I'm going to come home right now.
01:16:03 No, no, take your time.
01:16:05 Really? Don't come home, Mom.
01:16:07 Why don't you pick up Stan and Molly from school?
01:16:09 Are you sure?
01:16:11 Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.
01:16:13 You're not smoking, are you?
01:16:15 No, I got to go.
01:16:17 Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait.
01:16:19 Okay, play fair.
01:16:22 With a brave living fellow.
01:16:24 Mr. Jernigan.
01:16:34 Living room clear.
01:16:36 Good.
01:16:38 Hmm. Nothing in the kitchen.
01:16:40 Mr. Eganis.
01:16:46 Mr. Eganis.
01:16:48 Mr. Jernigan.
01:16:50 Molly.
01:16:52 Go, Doris.
01:16:54 Mr. Unger, go ahead.
01:17:05 Go ahead, go upstairs.
01:17:07 I'm coming for you, shorty.
01:17:13 Coming to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.
01:17:16 Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
01:17:19 Kid's in the closet.
01:17:21 Scaring him a little just before I grab him.
01:17:23 And behind door number one...
01:17:29 Towels.
01:17:36 I saw this door close.
01:17:38 Idiot.
01:17:40 Would I make it up?
01:17:42 Why, what's the point? We working on commission here?
01:17:45 (Door slams)
01:17:47 (Glass shatters)
01:17:51 (Sighs)
01:17:55 (Gasps)
01:17:57 (Siren wails)
01:17:59 (Police radio chatter)
01:18:08 (Siren wails)
01:18:11 (Police radio chatter)
01:18:13 What's going on?
01:18:23 You're Mrs. Pruitt from Washington Street?
01:18:25 Yes.
01:18:27 Agent Stuckey, FBI. I came to talk to your son.
01:18:29 You call the Air Force about a computer chip in a remote-control car?
01:18:32 No.
01:18:34 Oh, God. It's Alex.
01:18:36 It's my other son. Why? What's happened?
01:18:38 He may be in danger.
01:18:40 He's not here. He's at home.
01:18:43 Well, let's move.
01:18:45 Why is he in danger?
01:18:47 She asked you a question, sir.
01:18:49 I'm not at liberty to discuss it, son.
01:18:53 The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.
01:19:07 We think he intercepted a top-secret electronic device
01:19:10 stolen from a Defense Department contractor
01:19:12 by a group of international criminals
01:19:14 working for a North Korean terrorist organization.
01:19:16 Mr. Trinicat.
01:19:32 (Thud)
01:19:34 (Woman singing)
01:20:00 Go, Dool, let's go!
01:20:02 (Woman singing)
01:20:18 (Water splashing)
01:20:20 (Thud)
01:20:32 Sorry, Charlie.
01:20:36 (Chuckling)
01:20:38 This just ain't your day.
01:20:40 (Chuckling)
01:20:47 Shut up.
01:20:49 (Screaming)
01:20:54 What?
01:20:56 Don't move.
01:20:58 Alice?
01:21:00 Don't move.
01:21:02 Alice?
01:21:04 What?
01:21:06 Alice? Shh.
01:21:08 Alice?
01:21:10 (Screaming)
01:21:15 Excellent.
01:21:17 Run, Charlie, run!
01:21:19 Come on, Doris!
01:21:21 The kid!
01:21:23 Doris, come on!
01:21:25 I got him!
01:21:27 (Grunting)
01:21:29 (Grunting)
01:21:31 You smacked my Winky.
01:21:44 Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while,
01:21:46 maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants.
01:21:48 (Grunting)
01:21:54 (Grunting)
01:21:56 Where is he?
01:22:12 Stay here, Doris.
01:22:14 Yikes.
01:22:20 (Grunting)
01:22:27 (Grunting)
01:22:40 He's been watching us the whole time.
01:22:42 He's got a camera on us.
01:22:44 You're not gonna find me up there,
01:22:48 you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckleheads!
01:22:50 He's outside.
01:22:52 Recognize this?
01:23:00 How did he get outside?
01:23:05 The same way you're gonna get outside.
01:23:07 Jump! Go!
01:23:09 Don't push!
01:23:11 It's a trampoline!
01:23:13 I presume, then, that you won't be joining us?
01:23:15 No, I'll be covering you from here. Go!
01:23:17 How comforting.
01:23:19 He's getting away!
01:23:21 This is a snap.
01:23:25 This is a snap.
01:23:27 Go!
01:23:29 (Screaming)
01:23:31 (Screaming)
01:23:33 (Explosion)
01:23:35 Huh?
01:23:41 (Grunting)
01:23:43 (Screaming)
01:23:45 (Grunting)
01:23:47 (Screaming)
01:23:49 (Grunting)
01:23:51 (Screaming)
01:23:53 (Grunting)
01:23:55 (Screaming)
01:23:57 (Screaming)
01:23:59 (Screaming)
01:24:01 (Screaming)
01:24:03 (Grunting)
01:24:05 (Grunting)
01:24:07 (Grunting)
01:24:09 (Grunting)
01:24:11 (Grunting)
01:24:13 (Grunting)
01:24:15 (Grunting)
01:24:17 Here I come, you little brat!
01:24:19 (Screaming)
01:24:21 (Screaming)
01:24:23 (Screaming)
01:24:25 (Grunting)
01:24:27 (Grunting)
01:24:29 Mrs. Hess!
01:24:35 Mrs. Hess.
01:24:41 Mrs. Hess?
01:24:47 You're okay.
01:24:53 I'm here now.
01:24:55 (♪♪♪)
01:25:23 Well, it's Alex, isn't it?
01:25:27 Today you learned something.
01:25:31 There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen.
01:25:35 In your zeal to aid your neighbor,
01:25:37 you finally stepped into one of my traps.
01:25:39 (Gunshot)
01:25:51 (Speaking Russian)
01:25:53 Can Mrs. Hess go inside?
01:25:57 She's very old and very cold.
01:25:59 Please.
01:26:05 Give me the chip.
01:26:13 It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.
01:26:19 The chip, son.
01:26:21 Give me the chip.
01:26:23 And that doesn't belong to you either.
01:26:25 What?
01:26:27 That's not your gun.
01:26:29 This is your gun.
01:26:35 (Screaming)
01:26:43 Gotcha.
01:26:45 (Gurgling)
01:26:47 Here, sit down, Mrs. Hess.
01:26:53 Thank you, Alex.
01:26:55 These are times to call for soup.
01:26:59 Any favorites?
01:27:01 Thank you. I'm fine, honey.
01:27:03 You know, Mrs. Hess,
01:27:05 it's really cold outside.
01:27:07 You're a pretty tough old bird.
01:27:09 And you're a very sweet young man.
01:27:13 I just never took the time to notice.
01:27:15 You're not alone in that.
01:27:17 You're not alone in that.
01:27:19 (Engine revving)
01:27:21 (Explosion)
01:27:23 (Explosion)
01:27:25 (Explosion)
01:27:27 (Siren wailing)
01:27:33 (Tires screeching)
01:28:01 (Grunting)
01:28:03 Johnson, Williams, go around back.
01:28:09 Freeze!
01:28:15 You gotta be kidding.
01:28:19 Alex.
01:28:27 Mom!
01:28:29 Mom!
01:28:33 Mom, they're hugging and kissing me
01:28:55 and pulling the cups.
01:28:57 Move, Alex. I'm so sorry.
01:28:59 I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
01:29:03 This is very cool.
01:29:05 But you're a hero.
01:29:07 Are you Alex?
01:29:11 Yeah.
01:29:13 Agent Stucky, FBI.
01:29:15 Here's the chip.
01:29:17 There's a senior citizen across the street
01:29:19 that's gonna need some soup
01:29:21 and a doctor to look at her feet.
01:29:23 There's two guys in our pool
01:29:25 and a woman in our basement.
01:29:27 The other one's gone.
01:29:29 There's him?
01:29:35 Yep.
01:29:37 Seven years I've been after this guy.
01:29:41 He always manages to slip away.
01:29:45 Thanks.
01:29:49 (Hooves clopping)
01:29:51 It's just the three, sir.
01:29:55 Where's your boss?
01:29:57 Get him outta here.
01:29:59 Yes, sir.
01:30:01 Let's go, popsicle.
01:30:03 Come on.
01:30:05 (Laughing)
01:30:15 Oh, see, I'm home.
01:30:17 That's on your mind, monkey butt.
01:30:19 (Gasping)
01:30:21 Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
01:30:23 Houston, we have a problem.
01:30:35 Counting down in five,
01:30:39 four, three, two...
01:30:41 Take it.
01:30:45 Double or nothing?
01:30:47 I only have one.
01:30:49 We have ignition.
01:30:53 Showtime!
01:30:59 (Gunfire)
01:31:01 Wait!
01:31:03 (Gunfire)
01:31:05 No, I'll be there in just a minute.
01:31:13 Okay, bye.
01:31:15 Driver, it's a big old Tudor place
01:31:17 with the Christmas lights in the driveway
01:31:19 that hasn't been shoveled.
01:31:21 That one right there.
01:31:23 Oh.
01:31:25 Have you ever had the chickenpox?
01:31:33 I had the chickenpox
01:31:35 when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
01:31:37 Hello.
01:31:41 Hi.
01:31:43 Dad!
01:31:45 Hey.
01:31:47 Come here.
01:31:49 (Laughing)
01:31:51 I see.
01:31:53 Well, you don't look any worse for the wear.
01:31:55 They couldn't touch me.
01:31:57 The computer company that got their chip boosted
01:31:59 is giving Alex a reward.
01:32:01 It's a six-figure sum, which is extremely cool.
01:32:03 (Gasping)
01:32:05 So, did you bring me anything?
01:32:07 As a matter of fact, I did.
01:32:09 Come here.
01:32:11 Think you can drive that?
01:32:15 I think we can handle it.
01:32:17 (Screeching)
01:32:19 Gentlemen, start your engines.
01:32:21 360, 360.
01:32:23 (Laughing)
01:32:25 Head over, boys.
01:32:27 Is there a key?
01:32:31 ♪ This is my town ♪
01:32:33 ♪ Watch as the people come around ♪
01:32:35 ♪ I don't think I know you ♪
01:32:37 ♪ But when it's time to show you ♪
01:32:39 ♪ This is my home ♪
01:32:41 ♪ I'll be standing here alone ♪
01:32:43 ♪ If you're ready to see her ♪
01:32:45 ♪ Come on in and ring the bell ♪
01:32:47 ♪ Hello, Mr. Hip ♪
01:32:53 ♪ Finally, you got your hit ♪
01:32:55 ♪ Coming from the nowhere ♪
01:32:57 ♪ Sliding 'cross the clover ♪
01:32:59 ♪ Hello, Lady Slick ♪
01:33:01 ♪ Did you pull another trick? ♪
01:33:03 ♪ Beautiful makeover ♪
01:33:05 ♪ Make the birthday card ♪
01:33:07 ♪ Did you know? ♪
01:33:09 ♪ Things don't come easy, so ♪
01:33:11 ♪ This is my town ♪
01:33:13 ♪ Watch as the people come around ♪
01:33:15 ♪ I don't think I know you ♪
01:33:17 ♪ But when it's time to show you ♪
01:33:19 ♪ This is my home ♪
01:33:21 ♪ I'll be standing here alone ♪
01:33:23 ♪ If you're ready to see her ♪
01:33:25 ♪ Come on in and ring the bell ♪
01:33:27 ♪ Come on in and ring the bell ♪
01:33:29 ♪ Perfect stranger, rearranger ♪
01:33:47 ♪ I think we're in super danger ♪
01:33:49 ♪ This is my town ♪
01:33:51 ♪ Watch as the people come around ♪
01:33:53 ♪ I don't think I know you ♪
01:33:55 I don't think I know you Well, maybe it's time to show you
01:34:00 This is my home I'll be standing here alone
01:34:04 And if you're ready to see hell Come on in and ring the bell
01:34:12 Ring the bell
01:34:17 Come on in
01:34:26 Come on in and ring the bell Come on in and ring the bell
01:34:42 Come on in and ring the bell
01:35:03 Come on in and ring the bell
01:35:25 Come on in and ring the bell
01:35:45 Come on in and ring the bell
01:36:05 Come on in and ring the bell
01:36:25 Come on in and ring the bell
01:36:45 Come on in and ring the bell
01:37:05 Come on in and ring the bell
01:37:25 Come on in and ring the bell
01:37:45 Come on in and ring the bell
01:38:05 Come on in and ring the bell
01:38:15 [BLANK_AUDIO]