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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [CHEERING]
00:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07 Stowell College football show.
00:32 We are live from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
00:36 And I got to say, fellas, this crowd is unbelievable.
00:41 We've got people--
00:42 We want Dave.
00:43 They want Dave.
00:44 They want Dave.
00:45 They want Dave.
00:45 We want Dave.
00:46 We've got people in the big house.
00:49 What about Buckeye Brandon?
00:51 Can I give you a Buckeye Brandon?
00:54 We got Buckeye Brandon here.
00:57 This crowd is ready.
00:59 We've got people in the big house watching.
01:01 This is amazing.
01:02 So you guys want Dave.
01:03 So we need the man of the hour to come on out here, right?
01:06 College moment, OK?
01:08 All right, let's bring out the man of the hour.
01:10 Come on out, Dave.
01:10 [CHEERING]
01:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:15 [LAUGHTER]
01:22 Jesus.
01:23 [LAUGHTER]
01:25 There he is.
01:26 The whole cheerleading squad, one of them.
01:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31 [CHEERING]
01:34 They didn't know the cheer.
01:58 No, they didn't.
01:59 They didn't know the cheer.
02:00 Some of the people have no words there.
02:02 It doesn't matter.
02:03 That's a problem.
02:03 It doesn't matter.
02:04 So Brandon, we're waiting for Dave to sit down here.
02:07 How are you and Dave feeling today?
02:09 So this is where it all ends for Michigan.
02:12 [CHEERING]
02:15 Dave, take a picture of this.
02:19 I love it.
02:19 I love it.
02:20 We're in a people here.
02:21 I know.
02:21 Did you notice?
02:22 People in the big house are watching, too.
02:23 Oh, I love it.
02:24 All the way in the big house, all the way back.
02:26 Fuck Ohio.
02:27 Fuck Ohio.
02:30 I cannot-- wait.
02:31 This is my favorite day of the year.
02:34 It's our annual beat the fuck out of Ohio day.
02:37 [CHEERING]
02:40 There is no tradition like this.
02:43 Christmas Day, Thanksgiving, and beat the fuck out of Ohio day.
02:48 [CHEERING]
02:49 Every single year we come in, student body left,
02:53 student body right.
02:55 We don't need singles to jam it down your ass.
02:58 [CHEERING]
03:01 I'm excited.
03:02 And so we wait, and all we hear is crying, and this,
03:06 and Harbaugh, and singles.
03:08 Buddy, we're running the ball down your fucking face.
03:12 How hard is that?
03:14 America's team is right.
03:16 We are America's team.
03:17 Everybody should root for us.
03:20 I am so excited, so great to be back in Ann Arbor.
03:23 I cannot wait.
03:25 Ohio may be dead.
03:26 Their program may be dead when this game's over.
03:29 Done.
03:30 Cannot wait.
03:31 Dan, you remember whenever we were talking about this show,
03:33 and we were planning it, and you said Dave could just stand up
03:36 here and do a show by himself.
03:37 I think we might just have to let him.
03:38 Yeah, we should just let Dave go.
03:39 We should have put a pulpit up here,
03:41 and he should just be like banging it like Dwight Schrute.
03:43 People of Michigan, we call on you today.
03:47 Yeah, so you're neutral, Dan.
03:50 So how are you feeling about this crowd?
03:52 I'm excited.
03:53 I mean, there's nothing better in sports.
03:55 The biggest rivalry, these two teams hate each other,
03:58 everything that's going on.
03:59 Ryan Day has been a pussy the last month and a half.
04:03 Crying Ryan.
04:04 That's a fact.
04:05 Crying Ryan Day, one of the great sore losers of our generation.
04:11 Hey, buddy, we're running it up the middle,
04:13 and you can't stop it.
04:15 [laughter]
04:17 Brandon, would you like your moment?
04:20 I don't really need a moment.
04:21 I will talk to everybody.
04:22 Just real quick.
04:24 Boo.
04:28 Everybody that can see me right now and hear my voice,
04:31 you are cheaters.
04:34 You're cheaters.
04:36 You're bad people.
04:38 You are bad people.
04:41 I feel like Brandon is just, like, in a blender at this point.
04:44 Well, Brandon's team sucks.
04:45 He's a Mississippi State fan.
04:47 Buckeye Brandon has adopted Ohio because he has nothing else,
04:53 and he's picked the worst team in the country.
04:55 Yeah, we're not throwing stuff.
04:57 Well, they're throwing hand warmers.
04:58 That hurts you, not us.
05:00 That's true.
05:01 That's a good point.
05:02 I thought it was a beer.
05:03 No, it was a hand warmer.
05:04 Okay, so I know that we started off today,
05:06 you guys are in the house.
05:07 You're telling Ev that if Ohio State loses, he's dead.
05:10 Well, if Ohio State loses, what do they do?
05:13 They've made excuses for the last --
05:15 They haven't beat us, by the way,
05:17 and I think it's 1,450-something days.
05:20 Yeah, because you're in COVID.
05:22 Literally before COVID.
05:23 It's black and white TVs.
05:25 Ohio State fans will be like, "Oh, but we beat you in the 1920s."
05:29 Half these people here haven't been alive last time Ohio beat Michigan.
05:35 So do you want to have -- Oh, okay.
05:38 Oh.
05:39 Footballs.
05:40 Just catch the footballs, Brandon.
05:42 I like to say don't throw things, but he does deserve it.
05:45 Don't throw things.
05:47 It's fine, Dave.
05:48 Don't throw things.
05:49 They throw like J.J. McCarthy, they're not going to hit me?
05:51 Oh, now I don't know what to say.
05:53 Yeah, well, now they're just not going to throw it, just in case.
05:56 Okay, so you and Ev have been going back and forth.
05:59 I mean, every single show this entire year.
06:01 Obviously, though, you and Ev have a personal bet going on, right?
06:04 You can't talk about Michigan?
06:06 Well, the blood oath?
06:08 Yeah.
06:09 You know, I'm so sick of Ohio making excuses.
06:12 What are they going to say after this game?
06:14 Clearly we don't have our coach, the Singles,
06:16 who is still going to beat the piss out of them.
06:19 So the blood oath I have with Big Ev, Fat Ev, is he can't mention the Singles.
06:24 No Ohio State fan can open their mouth after we jam it down their throat today.
06:29 None.
06:30 So that is the blood oath.
06:32 I think my microphone just turned up very loud, which is good.
06:34 So Big Ev, and I know, Brandon, you always make fun of me.
06:37 Where is Big Ev since you always know?
06:39 It's very easy to spot him.
06:40 He's the fat guy in the middle.
06:42 Hi, Big Ev.
06:43 How are you feeling down there?
06:44 I feel good.
06:45 I mean, I don't know if it's just that--
06:47 [yelling]
06:51 Bring it.
06:52 Bring it.
06:53 Because I'll tell you, I don't know if it's just that I'm strident by Michigan fans
06:57 or that Lawan's right here, but ever since I've been in Ann Arbor,
07:00 it smells like straight up pussy.
07:02 That's what it smells like.
07:03 Oh, you bitches are out here.
07:05 Big Ev walked in here for a week for a month.
07:08 Big Ev has been walking around talking shit on Twitter.
07:12 He walked in here and he jumped in the house.
07:15 He walks around slugging around.
07:16 Hey, good luck today, mama.
07:18 He's scared.
07:19 The Ohio State fans are scared.
07:21 You're fucking--you've never even seen one.
07:23 Look at you.
07:24 You're not going to do nothing.
07:26 I was waiting for that.
07:27 You're not going to do a fucking thing.
07:28 Look at you.
07:29 I'm right in your kitchen, baby.
07:30 I'm right in your kitchen.
07:31 You ain't doing nothing.
07:32 You said you were going to swing.
07:33 Swing, baby.
07:34 Do the least amount of damage.
07:36 Earlier when we were in the house,
07:38 they were talking about how they were actually going to punch each other,
07:40 and I was like, I would take the NFL player probably over Big Ev.
07:43 You wouldn't fucking dare.
07:45 You said you were going to punch me.
07:47 What's up?
07:48 You can't even reach this high.
07:49 He said he was going to punch me.
07:50 I'm right here.
07:51 What's up, bitch?
07:52 Oh.
07:53 Listen.
07:54 Someone may die.
07:55 I come from a school of integrity and character.
07:58 Oh, no, you come from a school of bitches.
08:00 I just finished them, brother.
08:01 It's all good.
08:02 Today all the talk, Ryan Day crying.
08:05 Check it in, Dave Portnoy follows Dave all he wants to do as he can.
08:09 Ryan Day follows me on Twitter.
08:11 He wants to talk about being in his fucking kitchen.
08:13 It's insane.
08:14 The mental fortitude of Columbus, Ohio is sickening.
08:17 It's motivation, baby.
08:18 That's bullet point material.
08:19 Take a back seat, bend over, and let what's going to happen happen.
08:23 It's honest.
08:24 This game is obviously the biggest college football game for everybody,
08:27 not just us here in Ann Arbor.
08:29 Everybody is talking about it, and we're going to get to this game,
08:31 and I'm sure a lot of shit will be talked.
08:33 We do need to talk about some other games going on around the country.
08:35 Thanks to the High Noon.
08:37 I know.
08:38 I know.
08:39 Hey, don't boo High Noon.
08:41 We're not booing High Noon.
08:42 I don't want to talk about anybody but Michigan.
08:44 Fuck all the other games.
08:45 Fuck all the other games.
08:47 Fuck them.
08:48 Can we at least talk about your El Prespac, though?
08:50 You do have it right next to you.
08:51 Yeah, the El Prespac.
08:52 Drink these.
08:53 Tangerine.
08:54 Drink them up.
08:55 Drink them up.
08:56 If you're going to drink the El Prespac today,
08:58 it's probably a great day to do it.
08:59 Visit highnoonspirits.com to find it.
09:00 They have the tangerine, which is the number one flavor.
09:03 So I'll let you guys do this.
09:05 I love that.
09:07 Smile for the game's camera.
09:08 I'm sorry.
09:09 I'm just hyped up.
09:10 No, do you not want to talk about other games?
09:12 I don't want to talk about any other games.
09:13 It's your company.
09:14 Nobody else matters except Michigan.
09:15 Okay, it's your company.
09:16 I'll do it quick.
09:17 I'm taking Kentucky, Alabama, and Florida.
09:20 They're your picks.
09:21 Okay, Brandon?
09:22 Shut up, Brandon.
09:23 I'm going Louisville.
09:25 I'm going rivalry game, red against blue.
09:27 You got to take the home team there.
09:29 I got Alabama, and I got Florida.
09:31 Okay.
09:32 Okay, I'm going to take Louisville, Alabama, and Florida State.
09:34 I'm taking Michigan.
09:35 [laughter]
09:39 It really is like when we do come here, we're always excited.
09:41 You're home.
09:42 But this is the biggest game in regular season college football history.
09:45 This is the biggest game we've ever had since we started barstool, period,
09:49 because of all the crying and moaning from those fucking pussies in Ohio.
09:54 Take your whooping like a man.
09:57 We beat the piss out of you.
09:59 So, yeah, we're not going to boo the other games.
10:01 We're going to drink high noon, though, all day.
10:03 We're going to be drinking high noon in the house.
10:04 So thank you to high noon.
10:05 Let's move to the ROWBACK dog of the week.
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10:16 Dave, I will start with you.
10:18 Who is your ROWBACK dog of the week?
10:20 My dog of the week is that absolutely disgusting, dead dog, crybaby, Cryin' Ryan Day.
10:29 Listen, you were born on third base.
10:32 You're still on third base.
10:34 There's nobody out on third base.
10:36 You haven't scored yet.
10:37 Harbaugh kicks the shit out of you every year,
10:39 and all you do is hire your little brother and his investigation firm
10:44 because you can't beat us on the field.
10:46 We're running the ball up the middle.
10:48 How hard is it?
10:49 You still can't stop it.
10:51 Ryan Day, my dog of the week, a dead dog scumbag.
10:56 Dan?
10:57 All right, I had Iowa as my dog of the week,
10:59 but I can tell that the crowd does not want to hear about any other game.
11:02 So here's my dog of the week.
11:03 My dog of the week is going to be everyone at Barstool if Michigan loses this game.
11:09 So this game for people at Barstool, Monday is our Cyber Monday,
11:15 and everyone is in the doghouse if Michigan somehow loses this game.
11:19 Everything's at stake.
11:20 I said if!
11:21 You fucking idiots, I said if!
11:24 Yeah, he said if, not when.
11:25 I said if.
11:26 It is true.
11:27 But when Ohio State loses--
11:30 Is your mic on?
11:31 Is my mic on?
11:32 When Ohio State loses, Big Eb is going to be the dog of the week
11:35 because he's going to have to deal with this for another 365 days
11:38 and Buckeye Brandon, who--
11:41 Why do you like Buckeye Brandon?
11:43 Get out of here.
11:44 He called me that.
11:45 Yeah, no, I definitely don't want to be on Dave's bad side if Michigan loses.
11:48 We're not going to lose.
11:49 Fuck Dave.
11:50 Fuck Dave Portnoy.
11:51 Fuck Michigan.
11:52 Iowa was my dog of the week.
11:53 Iowa's 10-2.
11:54 They deserve the dog of the week.
11:56 Okay, so Brandon, who is your dog of the week?
11:58 My dog of the week is the one guy everybody looking at me fears today.
12:03 His name is Marvin Harrison Jr.,
12:05 and he is the best player taking the field today.
12:09 You can't stop him.
12:11 His quarterback might suck, but you can't stop him.
12:14 He's the reason Ohio State wins this game.
12:16 By the way, Brandon, this Ohio State fan that's double fisting the high noons,
12:20 you just got him.
12:21 He's very hype right now.
12:23 Kyle McCord is fucking horrible.
12:26 He's horrible.
12:28 Who's going to throw him the ball?
12:29 Yeah, you can score, but Harrison Jr.
12:31 Who cares?
12:32 Yeah, we were talking about that in the house, and Dave was like,
12:34 you could have Jerry Rice out there if you have a quarterback that can't get you the ball.
12:36 It doesn't fucking matter.
12:37 Kyle McCord is horrible.
12:39 CJ Stroud couldn't beat us.
12:41 You guys have a bad quarterback and bad receiver.
12:43 He was the Heisman favorite two weeks ago.
12:46 And then he played somebody.
12:48 No, today.
12:49 We've been saving him for today, you moron.
12:51 Yeah, this is not going to go well.
12:53 Either way, this stream is already going to be heated.
12:54 All right, who is your dog this week?
12:57 Listen, my dog of the week is the entire Ohio State.
13:01 He can't even figure out how to get a microphone to work.
13:03 Who has been ridiculed and all this bullshit about how they're soft this year.
13:08 They stuff everything they got.
13:10 They pack it up your ass.
13:12 They shut you motherfuckers out and shut you up, you stupid fucks.
13:17 The Ohio State defense shows out today.
13:20 Michigan goes down bad, bad.
13:23 Gets exposed, embarrassed.
13:25 Jason McCarthy is a bum.
13:27 The line is weak.
13:28 You'll see in a few hours.
13:30 You'll see.
13:31 The Ohio State defense is here, the best defense in the country.
13:34 Book it.
13:35 Should I let Taylor hit him now?
13:37 Taylor, you want to hit him now or later?
13:39 Listen, it's cute.
13:41 It's adorable.
13:42 It's been 1,500 days since they've even sniffed a win against Michigan.
13:46 Let him breathe.
13:47 Let him have fun right now.
13:48 This is the fun time because in a couple hours, he's fucking dead again.
13:52 He might be jobless.
13:53 I don't know.
13:54 He might say some crazy shit.
13:55 It's all right.
13:56 We're going to be just fine.
13:58 We're going to be just fine.
13:59 Taylor, we keep Ohio and Big Ev around just to push him around.
14:04 They're like the little fucking weak brother.
14:06 You just beat on them, push them around, throw them in a locker.
14:09 We need them.
14:10 They're fun to pick on.
14:11 My dog of the week is somebody that I feel like is just the ultimate football guy.
14:14 He was eating with his quarterbacks this morning.
14:16 He's not going to be on the sideline, but Jim Harbaugh is my dog of the week.
14:20 He was at a delicious restaurant called The Straight Head this morning.
14:24 I was told that all the quarterbacks normally go before the game
14:27 and that last night in the middle of the night, the owner got a text and said,
14:29 "Hey, coach is going to join.
14:31 He's going to be with his guys all morning."
14:33 So Jim Harbaugh, he's not going on the sidelines, but he's eating with his team today, Dave.
14:36 He's on--what's happening?
14:39 Drop the line.
14:40 Dick riding is crazy, little bro.
14:42 The meat riding is crazy, little bro.
14:43 You're doing tricks on it now, little bro.
14:45 We're in Ann Arbor.
14:46 You're doing tricks on it.
14:48 You're in Ann Arbor.
14:49 America's team, that's us.
14:53 Okay, Brandon.
14:54 I did it, Jack.
14:55 You're so excited.
14:57 Okay, so Brandon, back--trivia's back with Body Armor.
14:59 Body Armor is the official water of Barstool Sports.
15:01 We've got it up here.
15:02 I believe we're playing, so you have a trivia question for us.
15:05 All right, so this is a Michigan-based question out of respect to our host here today.
15:09 The last time--the last time the Michigan beat Ohio State three times in a row,
15:14 who was the quarterback of the third game for Michigan?
15:18 Who was the--your starting quarterback last time you beat Ohio State three years in a row?
15:21 Was that Brady or Henson?
15:24 It was not.
15:25 Anybody?
15:26 Anybody know?
15:27 Any of you idiots know?
15:29 Henson?
15:30 No.
15:31 I don't know.
15:32 Who?
15:33 Greasy?
15:34 Brian Greasy.
15:35 Oh, 1997.
15:36 That's when we beat him like a thousand times in a row, yeah.
15:38 Okay.
15:39 You beat him three times in a row.
15:40 When John Cooper was there, we beat him about a hundred times in a row.
15:43 So thank you to Body Armor for that.
15:44 Okay, it's time for the Pizza Hut take of the week.
15:46 Pizza Hut may not have invented pizza, but they sure made it famous.
15:49 Whether it's a team celebration or a casual get-together with friends,
15:52 no one out pizzas the Hut.
15:54 So this is--we've talked about how big this game is, and we always look at ratings.
15:58 I think that just across the country this is going to be one of the most watched
16:01 regular season football games of all time.
16:03 There's so much surrounding it.
16:04 I don't think that's that hut of a take.
16:06 Dan, what is your Pizza Hut take of the week?
16:08 Okay, my hut take, it might--we'll see how it ages in four hours from now.
16:13 But I have a sweatshirt underneath this vest, rowback vest,
16:18 and I want to say the man is America.
16:22 I'm going to.
16:23 Hold on.
16:24 The man is America.
16:25 He is football.
16:27 I have been wearing this whole time.
16:28 I have no dog in this fight, but I love one man in this fight.
16:31 I know, it's coming.
16:32 It is Free Harbaugh.
16:34 We got the Free Harbaugh.
16:36 Free Harbaugh.
16:37 So I'm going to be Free Harbaugh all day.
16:40 Free Harbaugh all day, baby.
16:43 You can buy this in the Barstool Sports Store, 20% off right now.
16:46 Free Harbaugh.
16:47 Jim Harbaugh deserves to be free.
16:49 Listen, that's what happens when you have the best coach in America.
16:52 Everybody wants him.
16:53 That's the name of the game.
16:54 Buy it right now, 20% off.
16:56 We'll have it live in the store.
16:58 I'll tweet the link.
16:59 All Dan wants for Christmas is Jim Harbaugh in Chicago.
17:01 Free Harbaugh.
17:02 Brandon, your hot take.
17:03 You know, it's crazy, Casey, because I also have a shirt underneath my rowback vest.
17:07 Oh, boy, okay.
17:08 And it's available in the Barstool Sports Store right now,
17:11 20% off everything until Monday.
17:13 I have this shirt right here because the man should be in jail.
17:18 You noticed that they were chanting "Take it off for Dan"
17:20 and they're saying "Put it back on for you."
17:22 Yeah, they don't want to see you without your shirts on.
17:24 Here's my hot take of the week.
17:26 Okay.
17:27 This is cute.
17:28 Ohio State, Michigan, it's a cute game.
17:30 You know you guys are playing for second place.
17:32 None of you stand a chance against Georgia or Alabama in the national title game.
17:35 Not one of you.
17:36 This is for second place.
17:37 This is cute.
17:38 It doesn't matter in the long run at all.
17:40 This is what he does because his team sucks.
17:42 He tries to be like, "Oh, I'm SEC."
17:44 So suddenly the SEC is his team.
17:47 Get out of here.
17:48 I'm just saying truth.
17:49 Shut the fuck up.
17:50 I didn't say they were my team.
17:51 I'm just saying truth.
17:53 Okay, Ev, what is your hot take?
17:55 My hot take.
17:57 You won't.
17:59 Jim Harbaugh will never coach another game for Michigan again.
18:04 After today, when Michigan gets exposed,
18:07 if an NFL team is dumb enough to hire a stupid ass, cheating ass,
18:11 he's going to head for the hills, leave you all high and dry,
18:14 go to the NFL, and he'll have that crybaby weeping bitch more to coach this team into the doormat.
18:21 Harbaugh never coaches a game in Michigan again.
18:24 Free Harbaugh!
18:25 Free Harbaugh!
18:26 Harbaugh's a fucking loser.
18:28 Loser.
18:29 He's trying to trick you.
18:30 Playoff game, scrub.
18:31 I agree.
18:32 Free Harbaugh!
18:33 Free Harbaugh!
18:34 He's trying to trick you.
18:35 He tried.
18:36 He tried.
18:37 Okay, so Dave, you have a hot take that's special for us today.
18:39 Well, yeah.
18:40 Free Harbaugh!
18:41 Free Harbaugh!
18:42 No, no, he's trying to trick you.
18:43 Free Harbaugh!
18:44 He's trying to trick you.
18:45 Free Harbaugh!
18:46 Free Harbaugh!
18:47 All right, here we go with my hot take.
18:48 And Ryan Day, everybody says this and that about what Michigan has done, and you look
18:54 at what Harbaugh's done and all.
18:58 Uh-oh.
18:59 Who is that?
19:01 I'm going to change what I was saying here.
19:07 I got some evidence that just came to my attention.
19:11 Ryan Day is going to be suspended for longer than what Jim Harbaugh was because he has
19:18 been caught cheating and in the act far worse.
19:22 And I have some proof that just came to my desk.
19:24 So my hot take will be that the longer, more cheating program is actually going to end
19:30 up the scumbags from Ohio.
19:32 Who just handed you that paper?
19:34 I don't know who that was.
19:36 He looked like a mysterious man handed Dave a paper.
19:39 I think I saw him in the Central Michigan sideline a few weeks ago.
19:43 Was that Connor Stallion?
19:45 I don't know who that was.
19:46 Brandon's brain is in a blender over here.
19:47 It just looked familiar, that's all.
19:48 He's everywhere.
19:49 I have no idea, but I would like to salute all the Marines out there.
19:56 Thank you for your service.
19:58 We all know Connor Stallion's a Marine.
20:00 Thank you, Ohio guy.
20:02 Connor Stallion's a Marine.
20:03 Thank you for your service.
20:04 As an honorable man.
20:05 American hero.
20:06 Yes.
20:07 And would you like to say that you appreciate the Marines?
20:10 I appreciate the Marines, the Army, all troops, really.
20:13 Who brings a soccer ball?
20:14 Yeah, I don't know.
20:15 What are you doing bringing a soccer ball to this?
20:16 Do you appreciate Connor Stallion for his service?
20:18 No, because he's a cheater.
20:21 He's a Marine, Brandon.
20:22 Connor's a cheater.
20:23 Got it off the bounce.
20:24 Got it off the bounce.
20:25 All right, it's time for no one out pizzas the hut.
20:28 We've got Ev and Taylor down there with Spider, who I believe is doing out pizza hut today.
20:33 I'm here with my guy, Spider.
20:35 He's going to tear through this dummy like JT's going to tear through J.J. McCarthy in
20:39 a few hours.
20:40 You ready, Spider?
20:41 Pizza hut.
20:42 Pizza hut.
20:43 Pizza hut.
20:44 Boom.
20:45 I thought that Taylor might do this, but I remember he's kind of aggressive.
20:46 Atta boy, Spider.
20:47 Good work.
20:48 So Dave, I know we've come and done this show, I believe this is our fourth time since this
21:04 iteration of this show and the crowd keeps getting bigger and bigger.
21:07 I'm going to let you have your moment.
21:08 How awesome is it to be back in Ann Arbor?
21:10 It's the best to be back in Ann Arbor.
21:11 You've got to remember now, I'm not, everyone's like, "Oh, Michigan."
21:14 I remember 10 years ago, our program was in shambles.
21:17 I sat here, I said, "College football is Michigan.
21:20 Michigan is college football.
21:22 We're the number one football school in the country.
21:25 The big house, the winged helmet.
21:28 When you think football, when you think college football, you think Michigan."
21:33 And we're back on top, the crowd's here, everyone's excited.
21:37 This is what Thanksgiving football fall is all about.
21:40 We are on top of the world and we're going to prove it today.
21:43 So I couldn't be happier.
21:45 I know you three all have football schools.
21:48 None of them can ever match this environment.
21:50 None of them can be this good.
21:51 So it's great to be back.
21:52 Well, apparently Ryan Day is interviewing for Miami-Dade Nation.
21:53 Well, Ryan Day is going to be done after he loses this game.
21:58 Ohio's not going to take him losing again.
22:00 He gets his ass kicked every year.
22:01 This is his last game as coach of Ohio State.
22:03 So he may be in college.
22:04 If Ryan Day going to Texas A&M would be one of the dumbest, funniest things ever.
22:08 Where he leaves a job because he can't deal with the expectations of fan base to go to
22:13 Texas A&M.
22:14 Well, if you can't beat Michigan, you can't stay here.
22:17 He's literally walking in even worse of that.
22:19 You and I will go back and forth about this with everyone.
22:22 It's not about A&M today, but if Ryan Day does lose to Michigan, I wouldn't be surprised
22:25 if we saw him in college station.
22:26 Okay, Dan, it is time for the proper picks presented by proper number 12.
22:29 It is football weather and it's nothing better than to have a shot of whiskey.
22:33 Proper number 12 Irish whiskey, pour the roar.
22:35 All right, so there's another rivalry game going today.
22:38 I know you guys don't give a fuck about it, but Wisconsin minus two and a half at Minnesota.
22:42 Paul Bunyan's axe is on the line.
22:45 Minnesota will be not bowling.
22:47 We're keeping them out of bowling.
22:48 Wisconsin is bowling.
22:49 Pretty big deal, Dave, I know.
22:51 Is your team bowling?
22:53 Just go over there.
22:54 Speaking of bowling, I think we might be playing each other.
22:55 We might be playing each other.
22:56 So pour the roar.
22:57 Wisconsin minus two and a half is my pick.
23:00 There you go.
23:01 Pour that roar.
23:02 Okay, Dave.
23:03 My pick's Michigan to kick the fuck out of Ohio State.
23:04 Easy.
23:05 We're in by a thousand.
23:06 As well as it should be.
23:07 Easy.
23:08 Brandon?
23:09 So my proper pick is the under in this game.
23:13 Both defenses are really good.
23:15 Both quarterbacks are bad.
23:16 There's one good offensive player in this game.
23:17 It's Marvin Harrison Jr.
23:19 It's going to be like 13 to 10, 17, 13, under, under, under, under.
23:22 You haven't said that.
23:23 You know the last 30 games.
23:24 I don't give a fuck what you say about anything ever.
23:26 You're just wrong about everything all the time.
23:28 No, he has been saying that because both defenses are very good.
23:31 But have you seen the scores the last 20 times they played?
23:35 Always high scoring.
23:36 You can't even say Michigan's defense is good.
23:37 You guys knew their fucking plays last year.
23:39 Oh boy.
23:40 Brandon, we run the ball up the middle every time.
23:43 J.J. McCarthy had three touchdown passes.
23:45 He never has three touchdown passes.
23:46 J.J. McCarthy may win the Heisman after what he does today.
23:49 That would be Brandon's worst nightmare.
23:52 Okay, Ev, what is your proper pick for this week?
23:54 Listen, my proper pick is the Ohio State Buckeyes.
23:57 But you can take the three and a half points and shove them up Jim Harbaugh's ass.
24:02 Ohio State, money line.
24:04 Easy.
24:05 Money line.
24:06 Hail to the victors valiant.
24:07 Hail to the conquering heroes.
24:08 Hail, hail to Michigan, the leaders in battle.
24:09 Hail to the victors valiant.
24:10 Hail to the conquering heroes.
24:11 Hail, hail to Michigan, the leaders in battle.
24:12 Hail to the victors valiant.
24:13 Hail to the conquering heroes.
24:14 Hail, hail to Michigan, the leaders in battle.
24:15 Hail to the victors valiant.
24:16 Hail to the conquering heroes.
24:17 Hail, hail to Michigan, the leaders in battle.
24:18 Hail to the victors valiant.
24:19 Hail to the conquering heroes.
24:20 Hail, hail to Michigan, the leaders in battle.
24:21 Hail to the conquering heroes.
24:22 Hail, hail to Michigan, the champions of the West.
24:23 Go Blue!
24:24 Fuck you!
24:25 They've never been champions of anything.
24:26 Harbaugh hasn't even won a playoff game.
24:27 Hey asshole!
24:28 We haven't lost a Big Ten game in like a hundred years.
24:29 Nothing!
24:30 Nothing!
24:31 You're a bum!
24:32 Nothing!
24:33 We're talking about how you could have your own show.
24:34 The two of them could do their own show right now.
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