The children of Mamita (Pilita Corrales) are arranging a contest in the barangay Kuli-Kuli to find a group that can assist them in serenading a woman.
'Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita' is a situational comedy series that follows the chaotic but fun lives of Mamita and her troublesome sons named Tsong, Junior, Ric, and Toto in Brgy. Kuli-Kuli. Watch the episodes of ‘Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita’ starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez, Benjie Paras, and Raymart Santiago.
'Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita' is a situational comedy series that follows the chaotic but fun lives of Mamita and her troublesome sons named Tsong, Junior, Ric, and Toto in Brgy. Kuli-Kuli. Watch the episodes of ‘Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita’ starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez, Benjie Paras, and Raymart Santiago.
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00:00 [music playing]
00:03 [speaking in Tagalog]
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00:07 [cheering]
00:09 [speaking in Tagalog]
00:11 Deposit.
00:33 Uh, hey, you fixed the deposit.
00:36 It's leaking.
00:37 [laughter]
00:38 [speaking in Tagalog]
00:40 Hey, deposit in the bank is leaking.
00:51 [laughter]
00:53 [speaking in Tagalog]
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01:10 [speaking in Tagalog]
01:31 [speaking in Tagalog]
01:33 Shoot it, shoot it.
01:46 [speaking in Tagalog]
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01:50 [speaking in Tagalog]
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01:55 Okay, okay.
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02:54 Hey, hey, hey, got me there.
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02:59 [speaking in Tagalog]
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04:55 [singing in Tagalog]
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05:42 [singing in Tagalog]
05:45 Ah, Susie?
05:47 Hi, hi.
05:49 Hello.
05:50 Do you know that Junior is okay?
05:54 What do you mean by Junior is okay?
05:57 He's okay.
05:58 He's okay to be your boyfriend again.
06:01 Because he said he loves you.
06:03 He said he loves you a lot.
06:04 He said he loves me?
06:06 How much does he love me?
06:09 Do you know?
06:11 Junior.
06:14 Hey.
06:16 He said how much do you love him?
06:20 You know, if you love Milagros for eternity,
06:26 I love him for maternity.
06:28 Maternity, just until that.
06:30 After that, I don't want it anymore.
06:31 Okay?
06:33 So what you're going to do now,
06:34 is to express your love to him.
06:39 Like you're expressing it to Milagros.
06:42 Did you get what I said?
06:44 No.
06:45 How am I going to do that?
06:46 I didn't get it either.
06:47 I think we're going to have a hard time.
06:48 For example, he's Milagros.
06:50 You're going to court him.
06:51 Express your feelings to him.
06:53 Ah, I get it.
06:55 I get it.
06:56 I get it.
06:57 I'll take care of this.
06:58 I'll cook.
06:59 Okay.
07:00 Susie.
07:03 This is how much Junior loves you.
07:06 What?
07:07 Wherever you go,
07:09 wherever he goes,
07:12 you'll see his face.
07:15 Your sparkling eyes,
07:18 your innocent face,
07:23 your sweet lips.
07:25 Wherever you go,
07:27 you'll see him.
07:29 In his sleep,
07:30 you're his dream.
07:31 And in his love,
07:34 until eternity.
07:36 He said that?
07:38 To me.
07:40 Until eternity?
07:41 Really?
07:42 Yes.
07:43 Hey, Milagros.
07:45 Milagros.
07:46 You're going to court someone else.
07:47 And everything you're telling me,
07:49 you're telling him too.
07:51 You're going to court him.
07:52 Eternity.
07:53 Eternity.
07:54 He's just telling me.
07:55 What?
07:58 You already courted Susie?
07:59 Huh?
08:01 What?
08:02 You already courted her?
08:03 Huh?
08:04 He courted Susie.
08:05 He courted Susie.
08:06 He courted her.
08:07 I'm the same.
08:08 Milagros!
08:09 Why is he mad at me?
08:10 Because…
08:11 Milagros.
08:20 Milagros.
08:21 You know,
08:22 Chris Santo really misses you.
08:24 He's looking for you.
08:26 Che.
08:28 Che.
08:29 Oh, sorry.
08:30 I don't want to go there.
08:32 Wait, why don't you want to go there?
08:34 Then, come here.
08:35 No, no, no.
08:37 You're going to court him?
08:38 You're going to court him?
08:40 You know,
08:41 when you were still in Castilla,
08:42 you loved this place.
08:43 Yes, that's right.
08:44 Because,
08:46 because,
08:49 because,
08:50 because,
08:53 he's not romantic.
08:54 Chris Santo and I,
08:55 we did this.
08:57 We played the harmonica.
08:58 I play the guitar.
08:59 Brother Chong.
09:00 I'm good at playing the piano.
09:01 I'm good at dancing.
09:03 Me,
09:05 I've been in high school for 8 years.
09:07 He doesn't want to go there.
09:10 Be quiet.
09:11 What's this?
09:15 No,
09:17 I can't go there
09:18 with those things you're saying.
09:20 I can't go there with those things
09:21 I see on TV.
09:22 Those musical instruments.
09:24 That's not okay.
09:25 That's not okay with me.
09:26 It needs to be special.
09:27 It needs to be different.
09:28 Different?
09:29 Yes.
09:30 Because I'm different,
09:31 so,
09:32 your things should be different.
09:34 That's right.
09:35 Special, let's put it in red.
09:38 Special.
09:39 Special.
09:40 No.
09:41 You're done.
09:42 You're done.
09:43 You're on a break.
09:44 Guys,
09:45 I'll go ahead with you.
09:46 Wait.
09:47 Wait.
09:48 My happy days.
09:49 You're back to your old self.
09:52 You're a hawi.
09:53 You're still a batibot.
09:56 Wait.
09:57 I have a question for you.
09:59 What is it?
10:00 Why do you keep asking him questions?
10:02 We don't understand.
10:03 It's delicious.
10:05 It's hard.
10:06 What's hard?
10:07 It's a classic.
10:08 It's not old,
10:09 it's not new.
10:11 The one you asked Milagros,
10:13 it's hard to do.
10:14 Yes.
10:15 What's hard about that?
10:16 It's simple.
10:17 You just have to do it.
10:18 It's a different style.
10:19 It's a different style?
10:21 It's a different style.
10:22 What's different?
10:23 It's a sound.
10:24 A sound?
10:25 A sound.
10:26 What's a sound?
10:27 A sound.
10:28 You just have to use your body,
10:29 your body,
10:30 to make an instrument.
10:31 Like this.
10:32 A sound.
10:40 A sound.
10:41 I know that.
10:42 I know that.
10:43 That's it.
10:44 That's it.
10:45 I know a band,
10:46 that's really good.
10:48 Yes.
10:49 The one that's called "Yum Aba".
10:50 The band is from Barangay North,
10:53 there's a boulevard there,
10:54 in South,
10:55 in Tama,
10:56 South Nabotas.
10:57 Oh, yes.
10:58 South Nabotas.
10:59 Yes.
11:01 [rapping]
11:03 Hey, you!
11:20 You're the ones who are making a scene!
11:21 Why?
11:22 Those guys are so immature.
11:24 They didn't say a word
11:25 about the barangay in Nabotas West.
11:27 Oh, really?
11:28 Yes.
11:29 [singing]
11:30 Hey, what's up?
11:39 We're the Dina.
11:40 We're the DBA of Manilon,
11:41 we're the ones who are making a scene.
11:43 We're the new talents,
11:44 you should really like our new group.
11:47 You know what,
11:48 you're so wrong.
11:49 Huh?
11:50 My barangay,
11:51 Yes.
11:52 Our band,
11:53 Yes.
11:54 The bands that you said,
11:55 Yes.
11:56 They were all lured by the whole thing.
11:57 You ruined our barangay.
11:58 Yes.
11:59 What barangay?
12:00 The barangay Pembo in Makati.
12:01 Yes.
12:02 It's different.
12:03 [rapping]
12:04 I don't believe what you're saying.
12:25 Hey, you!
12:26 Hey, you!
12:27 No, no.
12:28 I don't believe what you're saying.
12:30 But what are we going to use for our barangay?
12:33 You know,
12:34 you're the one who's going to judge.
12:35 We're going to have a contest here.
12:36 Now,
12:37 whoever you choose,
12:38 you're going to study with,
12:39 you're going to study with Milagros.
12:41 You, you and Mamita,
12:43 because you're good at music.
12:44 Yes, we can.
12:45 You're going to judge.
12:46 Yes, we can.
12:47 Yes, we can.
12:48 Yes.
12:49 When are we going to start?
12:50 Why don't we call the barangay members,
12:51 the groups?
12:52 No need.
12:53 Because they're already here.
12:55 Already here?
12:56 Yes, already here.
12:57 Yes, already here.
12:58 No one's here.
12:59 Why?
13:00 They won't be able to come.
13:01 Why?
13:02 Because in the place where the hole is,
13:03 you know,
13:04 the horse will pull.
13:05 The water is here.
13:06 Brother Toto,
13:07 you can't be here.
13:08 You'll drown.
13:09 Oh, that's how it is.
13:10 Oh, thank goodness,
13:14 I'm wet.
13:15 I'm going to get wet.
13:16 Why do you have blood?
13:17 No, I got stung there.
13:19 [music]
13:21 [applause]
13:26 Here it is.
13:33 This is the battle of the best.
13:35 Because this is our
13:37 Tunok Tao Idols Contest.
13:40 [applause]
13:46 The winner will receive 10,000 pesos.
13:49 [applause]
13:51 The winner will be accompanied by Crisanto
13:56 in his journey to Milagros.
13:58 [applause]
14:00 And the winner is my beautiful friend,
14:04 Rosa.
14:05 [applause]
14:07 And the winner is Crisanto.
14:11 [applause]
14:13 Okay, let's see.
14:15 The group that will enter
14:17 is the first group of...
14:20 Reed from Barangay...
14:23 Maranong Eron Bay Boulevard South,
14:25 who was voted out.
14:27 [applause]
14:29 Okay, this is the second one.
14:32 The group of Vendy from Barangay...
14:35 who was voted out.
14:37 [applause]
14:39 Let's go.
14:41 Let's go.
14:42 Let's go.
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