Ric (Richard Gomez) and Tsong (Joey Marquez) are invited by Tom (Bearwin Meily) to be representatives for the 'Inter Barangay Dance Showdown.' Will they agree to Tom's proposal?
'Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita' is a situational comedy series that follows the chaotic but fun lives of Mamita and her troublesome sons named Tsong, Junior, Ric, and Toto in Brgy. Kuli-Kuli. Watch the episodes of ‘Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita’ starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez, Benjie Paras, and Raymart Santiago.
'Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita' is a situational comedy series that follows the chaotic but fun lives of Mamita and her troublesome sons named Tsong, Junior, Ric, and Toto in Brgy. Kuli-Kuli. Watch the episodes of ‘Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita’ starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez, Benjie Paras, and Raymart Santiago.
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00:00 [music]
00:02 This is GMA Kili TV, laughing only.
00:07 [laughter]
00:14 It's good that we didn't laugh.
00:17 [laughter]
00:20 Wait, wait, wait, guys.
00:22 Guys, guys, wait.
00:24 It's still November.
00:26 Why are you making us read this? We're laughing already.
00:30 You're reading it again and again.
00:32 Tom, I've been thinking.
00:34 I need to change my job.
00:36 I'm a small-time employee.
00:38 I'm working for Classified Hands.
00:40 Classified Hands?
00:42 Hey, hey, hey.
00:43 Here, here, here. I have this.
00:44 Job?
00:45 Wanted driver.
00:46 Yes.
00:47 15,000 a month.
00:49 I can do that.
00:50 15,000?
00:51 I'll do it.
00:52 I'll do it.
00:53 I just got my license.
00:54 I can drive. I can do that.
00:56 You can't do that here.
00:57 I can't?
00:58 I can't do that here.
00:59 Why?
01:00 Because you need to prepare yourself.
01:02 You need to bring your own car and Mercedes-Benz.
01:04 [laughter]
01:06 I can't do that.
01:07 I can't do that.
01:08 I can't.
01:09 That's hard.
01:10 That's hard.
01:11 That's hard.
01:12 This is good.
01:14 What is it?
01:15 35,000 a month.
01:16 That's big.
01:17 Elevator operator.
01:18 That's expensive.
01:19 I know that.
01:20 I know that.
01:21 That's good.
01:22 You can bring your own elevator, right?
01:24 No.
01:25 How can you bring it?
01:26 It's heavy.
01:27 Yes.
01:28 It's heavy.
01:29 It's a good job description.
01:30 This is good.
01:31 What do I do?
01:32 When you call for an elevator,
01:33 Yes.
01:34 Why not?
01:35 Yes.
01:36 What floor?
01:37 22th floor.
01:38 22th floor.
01:39 22th floor.
01:40 Okay.
01:41 22th floor.
01:42 You're pulling it.
01:43 [laughter]
01:44 You're pulling it.
01:45 You're pulling it.
01:46 You're going down to 1 floor.
01:47 1 floor.
01:48 1 floor.
01:49 1 floor.
01:50 Release.
01:51 [laughter]
01:52 You're pulling it.
01:53 Wait.
01:54 I remember I have something here.
01:55 This, guys.
01:56 Yes.
01:57 50,000 a month.
01:58 Is that your salary?
01:59 Salary.
02:00 What?
02:01 One month.
02:02 Contract.
02:03 You're guaranteed.
02:04 There.
02:05 That's why if you're okay to wear a uniform with black and yellow stripes,
02:06 it's okay.
02:07 That's it.
02:08 Anything.
02:09 Just wear it.
02:10 Yes.
02:11 You're okay with that.
02:12 There.
02:13 Where is it?
02:14 Where is it?
02:15 You can wear it.
02:16 You're okay with that?
02:17 Yes.
02:18 You're okay with that?
02:19 Yes.
02:20 Where is it?
02:21 Anywhere.
02:22 There's one in Makati, in Alabang, in Cubao.
02:23 Really?
02:24 Yes.
02:25 Let's go there.
02:26 How do you do it?
02:27 You're a HAPS.
02:28 There.
02:29 HAPS.
02:30 HAPS.
02:31 You're a HAPS.
02:32 What's HAPS?
02:33 HAPS.
02:34 What you're going through.
02:35 There's one here.
02:36 There's one here in Makati, 50,000.
02:37 There's one in EDSA, 150,000.
02:38 [laughter]
02:39 Oh my God.
02:40 Oh my God.
02:41 There.
02:42 [laughter]
02:43 You're kidding.
02:44 In EDSA, there's a lot.
02:45 Hey.
02:46 Hey.
02:47 Why?
02:48 I saw it.
02:49 I saw it.
02:50 Telecommunication.
02:51 Telecommunication.
02:52 You're kidding.
02:53 There's a small one.
02:54 How much?
02:55 5,000.
02:56 5,000?
02:57 But it's only for 3 hours.
02:58 Hey.
02:59 You can do it.
03:00 You can do it.
03:01 You can do it.
03:02 [inaudible]
03:03 You can do it.
03:04 What?
03:05 Work.
03:06 What?
03:07 When you're busy, you do the eh.
03:08 [laughter]
03:09 [music]
03:10 [applause]
03:11 Good evening to all the televiewers, good evening to our friends here at NCCC Mall.
03:27 We're here again with Suzy for Smart Body Choose Your Dream.
03:32 Thomas and Atom, you won.
03:34 You know what?
03:35 Yes.
03:36 The 10 contestants that we chose earlier, they have a chance to choose their own body.
03:39 But of course, the one they'll choose is a smart subscriber.
03:43 They have bodies.
03:44 We'll give them two showcases.
03:46 They don't have to split.
03:47 We have an Asian tour where they'll go to Malaysia, Singapore, and Vietnam.
03:52 Their pocket money is included.
03:54 We also have an adventure package where we'll give them a pair of motorbikes, Oakley backpacks
04:00 and shades, and Casio G-Shock watches.
04:03 We also have our techno package.
04:06 We'll give them a pair of iPad videos, Outek Lansing, Canon Digicam, Sony PSP's, laptops,
04:13 and Nokia N70's.
04:15 There you go.
04:16 And not only that, aside from that, we'll give each of them 5,000 pesos.
04:21 It's just the beginning.
04:22 It's just the beginning.
04:23 So that means that the winner will get 10,000 pesos.
04:26 That's right.
04:27 Yes, because we didn't get our jackpot prize last week, our jackpot prize tonight is 650,000 pesos.
04:34 I just want to remind our viewers that they can also join us, so don't be sad.
04:39 We'll give you instructions on how to join us later.
04:45 We asked 10 pairs of multiple choice questions.
04:48 Each pair has 3 placards, A, B, and C.
04:50 They have to answer the question in 3 seconds by raising the placard.
04:54 The pair that gets it right can help each other, but only one of them will raise the placard.
04:58 The wrong answers are eliminated and the pairs that get it right will remain in the game.
05:02 The question is up to 2 pairs.
05:04 Let's congratulate in advance Sharon and George, they are the first pair.
05:09 There you go, Sharon and George.
05:11 Good luck.
05:12 And of course, we have Hilda and Ace as our second pair.
05:16 We'll announce the pairs that were eliminated earlier.
05:20 They are joining our special raffle where they can win an iPad Shuffle.
05:25 And of course, we have the winners, Michelle and Esmeraldo.
05:30 Congratulations.
05:31 Okay, Hilda, Ace, George, and Sharon, we're now in the SMART round.
05:35 You can see the giant dice there.
05:38 You'll just have to raise the score of who's the highest.
05:41 He'll be the first to play and choose the letter.
05:44 So, let's start with Sharon and George.
05:46 Roll it.
05:47 There, 7.
05:51 Roll it.
05:52 4.
05:55 It means that Sharon and George will be the first.
05:57 Okay, we have the SMART here.
05:59 Each letter has a corresponding physical and mental challenge.
06:02 Now, we'll give you the chance to choose whether you'll do the mental or physical challenge.
06:06 The one you can't choose will be done by Ace and Hilda.
06:10 Okay, there's a hidden 10,000 pesos bonus here.
06:15 If you get it, it's yours.
06:17 No hard feelings.
06:18 Now, Sharon and George, letter please.
06:20 Letter M.
06:22 Letter M.
06:23 There, the bonus is here.
06:25 You're so lucky.
06:27 Another letter, please.
06:28 Letter T.
06:30 Letter T.
06:31 Okay.
06:34 There, it's a jigsaw game.
06:35 The physical challenge is Path 1.
06:37 What do you want?
06:38 Mental.
06:40 Mental.
06:41 Mental.
06:42 Hilda and Ace are automatic.
06:43 You're almost there.
06:45 Letter, please.
06:46 You'll get the physical challenge.
06:48 Letter, please.
06:49 A.
06:51 Susie, please.
06:53 Letter A.
06:55 There.
06:56 You're automatic.
06:57 Path 1, which is the physical challenge, will be done.
07:00 Of course, to explain to us what and how the mechanics of the games are,
07:05 here we have with us, the duck, Junior.
07:10 There.
07:12 Now, move his duck back.
07:13 Okay.
07:14 There.
07:15 Of course, Sharon and George will go first.
07:17 And they chose the mental challenge.
07:20 Okay.
07:21 There are five letters here.
07:22 You'll be given to choose which letter you want to go first.
07:26 And Alicia will be given a question.
07:29 The answer you'll choose will start with the letter you got.
07:33 Each one has three points, so it's equivalent to 15.
07:36 And if we remove that, there's a sample of a picture message.
07:40 45 seconds.
07:41 So, you'll just have to choose which letter you want.
07:44 Timer starts now.
07:47 Letter B.
07:48 Which B card game has a number from 1 to 75?
07:53 Pass.
07:56 Letter D.
07:57 Letter D. Which D is one of Donald Duck's three nephews?
08:00 Daisy Duck.
08:02 Letter D.
08:03 D. Which D is the name of Davao City's mayor?
08:06 Duterte.
08:07 Letter U.
08:08 Letter U.
08:09 Which U is the R&B singer who sang Confessions?
08:12 Pass.
08:14 Letter Y.
08:15 Which Y is the Starstruck finalist who became a love team with Rainier Castillo?
08:19 Pass.
08:20 Letter B.
08:21 Letter B. Which B card game has a number from 1 to 75?
08:25 1 to 75.
08:28 Pass.
08:31 Y.
08:32 Okay.
08:33 Which Y is the Starstruck finalist?
08:34 Letter B. Which B card game has a number from 1 to 75?
08:39 The correct answer is Bingo.
08:40 It's a ball.
08:41 Letter U.
08:42 Which U is the R&B singer who sang Confessions?
08:45 The correct answer is Usher.
08:46 Usher.
08:47 Letter D.
08:48 Which D is one of Donald Duck's three nephews?
08:50 Your answer is Daisy Duck.
08:52 The correct answer is Dewey.
08:54 The next D.
08:55 Which D is the name of Davao City's mayor?
08:58 Duterte.
08:59 Duterte is correct.
09:00 Okay.
09:01 Three points.
09:02 Which Y is the Starstruck finalist who became a love team with Rainier Castillo?
09:05 They have no answer.
09:06 No answer.
09:07 Yasmin Curdi.
09:08 Yasmin Curdi.
09:09 Okay.
09:10 Three points.
09:11 Three points.
09:12 Hilda and Ace will play the game of Smart Buddy Choose Your Dream.
09:16 Double happiness, double victory.
09:19 [music]
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10:28 (speaking in foreign language)
10:32 - Good luck, good luck, Lise and Hilda.
10:36 (speaking in foreign language)
10:40 (speaking in foreign language)
10:44 (speaking in foreign language)
10:48, 15 seconds each.
10:50 (speaking in foreign language)
10:54 (speaking in foreign language)
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11:02 Smart body picture message, three points each.
11:15 (speaking in foreign language)
11:19 (speaking in foreign language)
11:24 (speaking in foreign language)
11:28 Okay, two points.
11:39 (speaking in foreign language)
11:41 Starts now.
11:42 (speaking in foreign language)
11:46 (speaking in foreign language)
11:50 Timer starts now.
12:05 (speaking in foreign language)
12:10 (beeping)
12:12 (speaking in foreign language)
12:16 All in all, eight points.
12:24 (speaking in foreign language)
12:28 So, 50,000 pesos.
12:38 - Wow.
12:39 (speaking in foreign language)
12:43 - Okay, just text "body" to 232.
12:50 (speaking in foreign language)
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13:03 (speaking in foreign language)
13:07 (speaking in foreign language)
13:11 (speaking in foreign language)
13:15 (speaking in foreign language)
13:19 - In techno showcase.
13:33 - Techno showcase.
13:34 (speaking in foreign language)
13:38 Body buddies, are you ready to choose your dream?
13:42 - Yahoo, yahoo.
13:43 - Okay, good luck.
13:44 (speaking in foreign language)
13:46 - Our timer starts now.
13:49 (speaking in foreign language)
13:53 - Okay, number two, number two.
13:56 - Okay, second box.
13:58 (speaking in foreign language)
14:02 - Okay, number three.
14:06 (speaking in foreign language)
14:10 (speaking in foreign language)
14:14 (speaking in foreign language)
14:22 - Oh my God.
14:28 15 seconds, hurry up.
14:31 (speaking in foreign language)
14:37 - Five, four, three, two, one.
14:40 (buzzer)
14:44 (speaking in foreign language)
14:48 - Jackpot.
15:05 (speaking in foreign language)
15:07 (speaking in foreign language)
15:10 - Congratulations, Poseidon.
15:12 - 700, 10,000 pesos.
15:14 (speaking in foreign language)
15:19 - Thank you to Smartbody.
15:23 (speaking in foreign language)
15:26 Thank you to Lord Vin.
15:28 (speaking in foreign language)
15:32 (speaking in foreign language)
15:36 - So always remember, be smart and stay smart.
15:42 (speaking in foreign language)
15:46 - Smartbody, choose your dream.
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18:06 - He's the man.
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18:18 - He's the man.
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18:50 - Wow.
18:54 (screaming)
18:56 - Rick!
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21:20 - I like you.
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