Mamita (Pilita Corrales) tells a story about how you should not easily be dazzled by the beauty of a person. What moral lessons could Romeo (Teri Onor) and Junior (BEnjie Paras get from Mamita’s story?
'Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita' is a situational comedy series that follows the chaotic but fun lives of Mamita and her troublesome sons named Tsong, Junior, Ric, and Toto in Brgy. Kuli-Kuli. Watch the episodes of ‘Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita’ starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez, Benjie Paras, and Raymart Santiago.
'Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita' is a situational comedy series that follows the chaotic but fun lives of Mamita and her troublesome sons named Tsong, Junior, Ric, and Toto in Brgy. Kuli-Kuli. Watch the episodes of ‘Lagot Ka, Isusumbong Kita’ starring Richard Gomez, Joey Marquez, Benjie Paras, and Raymart Santiago.
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10:50 Here's your order.
10:52 Hamjerbe for her.
10:54 Hamjerbe for you.
10:56 Hi.
11:02 You're eating, right?
11:04 What did you just say?
11:06 You're cleaning up.
11:08 That's how I know people in the circle and the plaza.
11:12 Huh?
11:14 Just be quiet.
11:16 I'm just quiet.
11:18 You're gay.
11:20 [laughs]
11:22 P-Sai,
11:24 as I was saying,
11:26 as I was saying,
11:28 I was,
11:30 just like what I said earlier,
11:32 just like what I said earlier,
11:34 I don't have a date.
11:36 Why? When did you have a date?
11:38 Huh?
11:40 You're a lesbian.
11:42 You should be consistent with women.
11:44 You should be able to hit them.
11:46 Hit?
11:48 Hit?
11:50 What?
11:52 Hit, P-Sai?
11:54 You're too much.
11:56 Why?
11:58 Come here, Tom.
12:00 Come here.
12:02 You're so rude.
12:04 You're the one who's thinking.
12:06 What do you mean rude?
12:08 You're the one who's hitting them.
12:10 With a broom, a knife, a gun.
12:12 Oh, so that's what you're thinking.
12:14 Oh, so I'm the rude one.
12:16 No, I'm sorry.
12:18 You're so rude.
12:20 I'm sorry.
12:22 I'm the rude one.
12:24 No, I mean,
12:26 you're watching a movie,
12:28 you're giving flowers,
12:30 you're on a date.
12:32 Are you flirting with those things?
12:34 That's how women are.
12:36 That's not flirting.
12:38 And I know you can't do it
12:40 because you don't have money.
12:42 That's why I want to borrow
12:44 or advance.
12:46 Wait.
12:48 You'll borrow from my mom again?
12:50 Of course, I'll borrow
12:52 and I'll cash advance
12:54 to Madam Tusha.
12:56 You're so weird.
12:58 Wait, Miss.
13:04 Sorry,
13:06 I'm Leticia.
13:08 I'm just a little dirty.
13:10 There.
13:12 You're so pretty.
13:14 Thanks.
13:18 I didn't know you're that pretty
13:20 and sexy.
13:22 Hey!
13:24 You're crazy.
13:26 Where's my mom?
13:28 I know. Madam Tusha is at your house.
13:32 Miss!
13:34 I'm getting naked.
13:36 You're making me look like a priest.
13:38 You're dirty.
13:40 You didn't wash it off?
13:42 I'm sorry, Miss.
13:44 Don't fight with the girl.
13:46 I'm asking you where's my mom?
13:48 I know.
13:50 Madam Tusha is at your house.
13:52 Miss!
13:58 You're so rude.
14:00 Miss!
14:02 You're so rude.
14:08 Why did you wash me?
14:10 You're so rude.
14:12 Why did you wash me?
14:14 You're so rude.
14:16 Why did you wash me?
14:18 Let me go.
14:20 Let me go.
14:22 You're so rude.
14:26 Help me.
14:28 Help me.
14:30 Help me.
14:32 Tom raped a girl.
14:34 Help me.
14:36 Help me.
14:38 Why did you help her?
14:40 What happened?
14:42 Leave.
14:44 What happened?
14:46 Tom raped a girl.
14:48 Help me.
14:50 Let's go.
14:52 Help me.
14:56 You're so rude.
14:58 Let me go.
15:00 Why are you mad at me?
15:02 I'm not one of the boys.
15:04 Why are you mad?
15:06 You should be thankful to us.
15:08 If you continue to rape her, you'll be in jail.
15:10 Yes.
15:12 I'm not raping her.
15:14 You're raping her.
15:16 I'm not raping her.
15:18 She's mad at me because she raped me several times.
15:20 She's making fun of my appearance.
15:24 She's making fun of my appearance.
15:26 She's making fun of me.
15:28 Hey!
15:30 Don't be noisy.
15:32 Don't be noisy.
15:34 You're so arrogant.
15:36 I saw you raped a girl.
15:38 What did you see?
15:40 I'm not a bad person.
15:42 I'm just trying to protect you.
15:44 I'm just trying to protect you.
15:46 I'll protect you.
15:48 I'll protect you.
15:50 I'll protect you.
15:52 Let's go to the plaza.
15:54 Let's go to the plaza.
15:56 Let's go there.
15:58 Let's go there.
16:00 Let's go there.
16:02 Let's go.
16:04 Where do you live?
16:06 How old are you?
16:08 Where do you live?
16:10 Where do you live?
16:12 Where do you live?
16:14 I live there.
16:16 Here?
16:18 At Madam Tusha's?
16:20 At Madam Tusha's?
16:22 Why did you do that to me?
16:28 Why did you do that to me?
16:30 Wait.
16:32 Playing hard to get.
16:34 You want to rap?
16:36 Come with me.
16:38 Come with me.
16:40 Teach me how to rap.
16:42 She's so beautiful.
16:48 She's so beautiful.
16:50 She lives there.
16:52 At Madam Tusha's?
16:54 I'll ask you something.
16:56 I want to know if you're not lying.
16:58 You said that the woman there is beautiful.
17:00 You said that the woman there is beautiful.
17:02 Yes.
17:04 Is she more beautiful than me?
17:06 Tell me the truth.
17:08 I'll know if you're lying.
17:10 You're beautiful.
17:12 That's right.
17:14 In this place,
17:16 there's someone more beautiful than me.
17:18 It looks like there's a problem.
17:22 Wait, Shirley.
17:26 Just watch the boiling water inside.
17:28 Okay?
17:30 Watch it while I boil the water.
17:32 And when it's boiling?
17:34 When the water is soft,
17:36 and you see that the water is soft,
17:38 rub your face.
17:40 Okay.
17:42 Okay.
17:44 He's really stupid.
17:46 What are you doing here?
17:52 What are you doing here?
17:54 I want to show you.
17:56 Your son is in love.
17:58 In love?
18:00 With the woman there?
18:02 In love?
18:04 That's not new.
18:06 Your brother is always in love.
18:08 I told you.
18:10 If the one in love is dead,
18:12 he's a ghost.
18:14 He's in love many times.
18:18 That's not a problem.
18:20 But is he really in love now?
18:22 That's why we're here.
18:24 We're waiting for him to come out.
18:26 How can you be in love with a woman
18:28 whose name you don't know?
18:30 Wait.
18:32 You know what will happen.
18:34 You need to earn money.
18:36 Even if it's just a few pesos,
18:38 you still need to earn money.
18:40 Look.
18:42 Hey!
18:44 Beautiful woman!
18:46 Come out of town.
18:48 My son is in love.
18:50 He's in love with your brother.
18:52 Mom!
18:54 Hello!
18:56 Come out, woman!
18:58 What's wrong with him?
19:00 What are you doing?
19:02 What's this?
19:04 The door is opening.
19:06 It's opening.
19:08 He's coming out.
19:10 Wait.
19:12 Woman!
19:14 Come out!
19:16 My son is waiting for you.
19:18 He's coming out.
19:20 I'm your wife.
19:22 Hey!
19:24 Hey!
19:26 Hey!
19:28 Why?
19:32 Sometimes, I believe
19:34 that I'm really scared.
19:36 I'm really scared.
19:38 Hey, Sai!
19:40 I'm telling you.
19:42 You can't think of that.
19:44 That we can have a baby.
19:46 Why?
19:48 Look at this.
19:50 Why?
19:52 The first person to have a baby.
19:54 Do you think it's a cool face?
19:56 You're so annoying.
19:58 Go away, boys.
20:00 I'm not giving you food.
20:02 You're not obeying me.
20:04 You're so annoying.
20:06 Why are you so angry?
20:08 We're just being honest.
20:10 I don't know about you.
20:12 You're disturbing me.
20:14 Hey, Sai!
20:16 Why are you sitting there and gossiping about these ugly people?
20:18 Hey, Chow!
20:20 You're ugly!
20:22 Sai!
20:24 You're ugly!
20:26 I'm not ugly.
20:28 Hey!
20:30 You're so annoying.
20:32 Why are you here?
20:34 Miss, you're so annoying.
20:36 You're talking like I'm your mom.
20:38 Am I your mom?
20:40 Yes, you're like Madam Tusha.
20:42 Miss, my ear hurts.
20:46 Her voice is so bad.
20:50 It's like
20:52 you're playing blackboard.
20:54 It hurts my ears.
20:56 Wait.
20:58 You're talking like my mom.
21:00 You're like Madam Tusha.
21:02 Don't say that my voice is bad.
21:06 No, I just
21:08 remembered her voice.
21:10 Yes, it's so bad.
21:12 It looks bad.
21:14 Chow!
21:16 Let's leave.
21:18 We don't look good here.
21:20 Right!
21:22 Our faces are too sophisticated
21:24 for this place.
21:26 I'll get this for you.
21:28 Thank you.
21:30 You're so annoying.
21:32 Sorry.
21:34 Leticia.
21:36 Hi, Leticia.
21:38 We're late.
21:40 Maybe you're in a store.
21:42 Leticia!
21:44 Chow?
21:46 I'm glad to see you.
21:48 We've been looking for you.
21:50 You know, you don't know me well.
21:52 Leticia,
21:54 whoever you are,
21:56 let's say
21:58 the worst,
22:00 the most disgusting
22:02 thing that your daughter, Madam Tusha, did.
22:04 Hey!
22:06 Watch your mouth!
22:08 I need water!
22:10 We have water.
22:12 I thought you don't trust me.
22:14 I need to pay you first.
22:16 It's so dirty.
22:22 What did you do?
22:24 What did you do?
22:26 What did you do?
22:28 What did you do to that woman?
22:30 You know,
22:32 when a woman
22:36 is being cursed by a man,
22:38 it means
22:40 she loves him.
22:42 Really, Chow?
22:44 Yes, she loves me.
22:46 What if a woman is being cursed by a man?
22:48 Does it mean she loves him too?
22:50 No.
22:52 It means
22:54 she's being jealous of you.
22:56 You mean
22:58 Rick is being jealous of me?
23:00 Wait.
23:04 Mark Lleras is a coward.
23:06 Leticia,
23:08 it's good
23:10 that you got a personal appearance again.
23:12 I'm not surprised.
23:14 You're just like other women.
23:18 I just want to taste
23:20 my lips.
23:22 My body.
23:24 My lips again.
23:28 Do you agree?
23:32 Yes, Chow.
23:34 I know
23:36 you want
23:38 to taste
23:40 my lips,
23:42 my body,
23:44 and my lips again.
23:48 But, I'll allow you to kiss me.
23:50 If you promise me that
23:54 you'll love me
23:56 no matter what happens,
23:58 and you'll marry me.
24:00 I'll marry you.
24:02 But wait.
24:04 I believe
24:06 what you're saying.
24:08 But for the sake of evidence,
24:10 sign here.
24:12 I won't sign.
24:16 Just sign here.
24:18 Promise.
24:20 And also on the back of the camera.
24:22 No matter what happens.
24:24 I'll marry you.
24:26 Come on.
24:28 Wait.
24:32 Leticia,
24:34 Chow?
24:36 Taste the warmth of the moon.
24:38 Taste the cold of the day.
24:40 And also the dry sea.
24:42 I'm sure you'll be able to fly
24:44 in the sky.
24:46 Chow!
24:50 Chow!
24:52 Chow!
24:54 Chow!
24:56 I can't.
24:58 I can't.
25:00 Chow!
25:02 Chow!
25:04 Chow!
25:06 But...
25:08 Let's try.
25:10 Ask him.
25:12 Chow!
25:14 Ask him.
25:16 Chow!
25:18 Chow!
25:20 Chow!
25:22 You're trapped!
25:24 What's going on?
25:26 What's going on?
25:28 What's going on?
25:30 No, I'm not.
25:32 No, I'm not.
25:34 I don't want to.
25:36 You don't want to give it to him?
25:38 He's a genius.
25:40 He's a genius.
25:42 And they lived
25:46 happily ever after.
25:48 Mamita, who lived
25:50 happily ever after?
25:52 That's just a S.O.P. for all the
25:54 endings of stories.
25:56 Did you learn anything?
25:58 I did.
26:00 Before you decide,
26:02 you need to know
26:04 the true nature
26:06 of a handsome man.
26:08 You.
26:10 What do you mean?
26:12 A handsome man.
26:14 I mean a person.
26:16 But,
26:18 are you really sleepy?
26:20 I'm not.
26:22 I have another story
26:24 for you to sleep.
26:26 What's that?
26:28 It's about a magician.
26:30 Wait, wait.
26:32 Magician?
26:34 Maybe it's Tom.
26:36 No, it's not.
26:38 I really want you to sleep.
26:40 Really?
26:42 I'll tell you.
26:44 There's a magician.
26:46 Is that right?
26:48 His name is Tom.
26:50 Do you know where
26:52 he travels to?
26:54 He travels to Manila
26:56 to show
26:58 his magic.
27:00 Of course, he did it
27:02 because he wants to become famous.
27:04 Right? Okay.
27:06 He wants to give happiness
27:08 to every corner of the Philippines.
27:10 For the kids, the adults,
27:12 and the young minds.
27:14 No bill will be charged.
27:16 No ticket will be paid.
27:18 You'll see and feel
27:20 free happiness.
27:22 No camera tricks, no video effects.
27:24 You'll see it at home,
27:26 just like you'd see it if you're here with me.
27:32 I'll put this black box
27:34 inside a deck of cards.
27:36 Look at it.
27:38 Inspect it.
27:40 I have a deck of cards.
27:42 It's a red deck.
27:44 I'll put it inside.
27:46 Look at it. It's fast.
27:48 For our viewers,
27:50 our million-subscribers,
27:52 I'll challenge you.
27:54 Do you know Yahoo?
27:56 1, 2, 3, Yahoo!
27:58 Let's do it together.
28:00 Hold this.
28:02 I'll put this red deck
28:04 inside my black box.
28:06 Look at it.
28:08 I'll put it inside. 1, 2, 3.
28:10 Right?
28:12 Can you make your hands sound?
28:14 Let's do it together.
28:16 1, 2, 3.
28:18 Look at what's happening.
28:20 Where did it go?
28:26 Where did it go?
28:28 Where did it go?
28:30 It's just in my hand.
28:32 Yahoo! Yahoo!
28:36 Idol, I'm Tom.
28:42 You're drooling. I'll give you a tip.
28:44 Do you have a toothpick?
28:46 Get a toothpick.
28:48 Get a toothpick that you like.
28:50 I have three sticks here.
28:52 Look at it.
28:54 Put the toothpick here.
28:56 Look at it.
28:58 Is it straight?
29:00 Look at what I'll do.
29:02 Let's do it together.
29:04 1, 2, 3.
29:06 Can you see it, Idol?
29:12 Look at it.
29:16 It's a wooden magnet.
29:18 Is it good?
29:20 What do you think?
29:22 Is it good?
29:24 Yahoo!
29:26 It's beautiful.
29:28 Eat it.
29:30 How much do you pay for school?
29:32 40 pesos.
29:34 70 pesos.
29:36 But are you sure
29:38 that you're all familiar with the 5 pesos bill?
29:40 Yes.
29:42 What do you always eat
29:44 when you have recess?
29:46 Sandwich.
29:48 Sandwich.
29:50 Okay.
29:52 Do you know
29:54 that I don't eat
29:56 sandwiches or spaghetti anymore?
29:58 I use my own money
30:00 to buy food.
30:02 Yes.
30:04 For example,
30:06 I have 5 pesos.
30:08 I have 5 pesos.
30:10 I buy food
30:12 for 5 pesos.
30:14 Look at it.
30:20 Shake!
30:22 He's good.
30:26 Yahoo!
30:32 Yahoo!
30:34 Yeah!
30:36 Guys!
30:40 I'm Tom.
30:42 I'll introduce you.
30:44 How are you?
30:46 I have a deck of cards.
30:48 I have different cards.
30:50 Normal deck of cards.
30:52 No magic tricks.
30:54 You can choose one.
30:56 It's okay.
31:00 I can see it.
31:02 It's supposed to be okay.
31:04 Just put the card here.
31:06 Facing up.
31:08 Yes.
31:10 I'll just flip it.
31:12 Can you hold?
31:14 Don't move.
31:16 Look at me.
31:18 Look at it.
31:20 If you heat the deck,
31:22 look at what happens.
31:24 Look at it.
31:26 Look at it.
31:30 Look at it.
31:36 I'll lift it.
31:38 1, 2, 3.
31:40 Can you hold?
31:44 Show me your cards.
31:46 Show it to me.
31:48 You're not that good at it.
31:50 You're not that good at it.
31:52 Look at it.
31:54 Thank you, guys.
32:02 1, 2, 3.
32:04 There's a woman
32:06 who's so generous.
32:08 She'll go to everyone's house.
32:10 After that,
32:12 she'll turn the things around.
32:14 That's beautiful.
32:16 That's beautiful.
32:18 That's so sleepy.
32:20 Susie, you know what's special
32:26 about our room rate today?
32:28 Why? Tell me.
32:30 Because she's a basketball player,
32:32 an actor,
32:34 a politician,
32:36 and a host.
32:38 Is she a bachelor?
32:40 She's a bachelor.
32:42 She's a bachelor again.
32:44 Let's go inside.
32:46 Wow!
32:50 It's different. Look at the taste.
32:52 I told you.
32:54 I have this.
32:56 The purpose-driven life.
32:58 I have that too.
33:00 Testament from a person's self.
33:02 Binigno Aquino.
33:04 Why?
33:06 Entertainment for a society.
33:08 Outstanding showbiz-oriented
33:10 program host.
33:12 S-Files.
33:14 Wait.
33:16 She has a hair grower.
33:18 There!
33:20 She puts the cards here.
33:22 Pictures with the babies.
33:30 Wow!
33:32 This is called a walk-in shower.
33:34 And look at her.
33:36 Her shower
33:38 has a ceiling.
33:40 This is old.
33:42 When it rains,
33:44 we two hold it.
33:46 Are you sure this is old?
33:48 Maybe the girls in the picture
33:50 are old.
33:52 Wow! She's a tennis champion.
33:54 She has...
33:56 There.
33:58 Wow!
34:02 Of course, the washroom is big.
34:04 The lighter should be big.
34:06 The shower.
34:08 The skirt.
34:10 So many shoes.
34:12 Gucci? Is that you?
34:14 Versace.
34:16 Ferragamo?
34:18 The greatest leaders
34:20 like Abraham Lincoln.
34:22 It's nice to read his life.
34:24 He's my idol.
34:26 Ever since, I've reached that.
34:28 Because when I was young,
34:30 I was a bit of a snob.
34:32 Camera.
34:34 No, no. That's water.
34:38 That's my luckiest wallet.
34:40 It's been with me for 10 years.
34:42 My birthday present.
34:44 That's what gives me luck.
34:46 Even if it's a bit worn out,
34:48 I don't change it.
34:50 Because I needed someone to light me.
34:52 I don't throw away my shoes.
34:54 Ever since I was young.
34:56 It's a good thing I didn't see
34:58 a pair of shoes that were taken off.
35:00 Similar to friendship.
35:02 It's very hard to get rid of your old friend.
35:04 He gave me that as a gift in S-Files.
35:06 Actually, I wanted to use it.
35:08 But I said, "It can be thicker."
35:10 You're all snobbish.
35:12 You really took everything.
35:14 No, actually,
35:16 they're okay.
35:18 They can be agents and investigators.
35:20 Me.
35:22 Raymar.
35:24 The time has come for us to raid his room.
35:26 You know,
35:28 look.
35:30 Mamita was right.
35:32 His story is so sleepy.
35:34 Look at me.
35:36 He's sleeping.
35:38 That's weird.
35:40 What if I'm not sleepy yet?
35:42 Me too.
35:44 What should we do? Do you want to box again?
35:46 No, I have an idea.
35:48 If you want, let's do a gimmick outside.
35:50 Gimmick? That's good.
35:52 There are bars there.
35:54 What should we watch?
35:56 Wait.
35:58 Why gay bar?
36:00 That's for gays.
36:02 What?
36:04 Of course,
36:06 the gays are the ones who dance there.
36:08 And the ones who watch there
36:10 are all girls.
36:12 How did you know?
36:14 I'm used to it.
36:16 Sometimes, I pretend to be gay.
36:18 Really?
36:20 Yes.
36:22 So I pretend to be gay to be close to girls.
36:24 Is this okay?
36:26 Yes.
36:28 If I'm like this, it's like I'm ready.
36:30 If you know a girl, you're ready.
36:32 I'll just pretend to be gay.
36:34 Okay.
36:36 Like this.
36:38 You're good.
36:40 Of course, I go to gay bars every night.
36:42 Try it.
36:44 I'm gay.
36:46 Where are you going?
36:48 To a gay bar.
36:50 I don't want to go to a gay bar.
36:52 I don't want to go to a gay bar.
36:54 We can't sleep there.
36:56 No, you can't.
36:58 Sorry, this is my pocketbook.
37:00 Ma'am,
37:02 do you want to go to a gay bar?
37:04 Do you want to go to a gay bar?
37:06 Yes.
37:08 Are there any men?
37:10 There are many.
37:12 Do you want to go to a gay bar?
37:14 I'll get you.