Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002)
The fourth installment was directed by Rod Daniel and premiered as a television film on ABC on November 3, 2002. This film returns to the original's main character, Kevin (played by Mike Weinberg), and one of the two Wet/Sticky Bandits, Marv (played by French Stewart). Kevin's parents have separated, and he lives with his mother. He decides to go spend Christmas with his father and his rich girlfriend Natalie, but finds himself having to deal with his old nemesis Marv, his new wife/sidekick Vera (played by Missi Pyle), and an unlikely servant of Molly working as their inside person. It was released to Region 1 DVD on October 20, 2003. Filming began on July 29 in Melbourne. Home Alone 4 is the first film in the series that was not theatrically released.
Transcript
00:00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:18 -Babe, I know there are only three shopping days left, but
00:00:21 they called, and they want to see your house in an hour.
00:00:25 Uh-huh.
00:00:26 -Mom, they busted off the music.
00:00:28 -No problem.
00:00:30 -Mom!
00:00:31 -Huh?
00:00:32 -Hang on, babe.
00:00:33 Let your sister rehearse.
00:00:34 -I gotta help.
00:00:35 -Clean up the kitchen.
00:00:36 Now?
00:00:38 -Yeah.
00:00:38 -OK, babe, I'll see you in a bit.
00:00:40 -Hey, I thought I told you to clean up the kitchen.
00:00:41 -I did.
00:00:42 Can I go to the movies tonight with some friends?
00:00:44 -No.
00:00:44 -No.
00:00:45 -No, no.
00:00:46 I'm showing a house, and I need you to babysit Kevin.
00:00:48 -Why can't Megan do it?
00:00:49 -Because she has to go to a rehearsal at the teen center,
00:00:51 and you don't have to go to the movies.
00:00:52 -I do if I want a life.
00:00:54 -You're babysitting Kevin.
00:00:55 Hey, where is he anyway?
00:00:57 Kevin!
00:00:58 -What is it?
00:00:59 What is it?
00:01:00 -Get him, sucker!
00:01:01 That was--
00:01:02 -No, no, no.
00:01:03 I got it.
00:01:04 I got the wrong one.
00:01:05 -You'll have to do this.
00:01:08 -Merry Christmas, Mommy.
00:01:09 -Merry Christmas.
00:01:10 -Merry Christmas.
00:01:13 -What did I get?
00:01:14 -Thank you.
00:01:16 -OK, OK.
00:01:17 Everybody get in the shot.
00:01:18 Everybody get together.
00:01:19 -OK.
00:01:20 -All right, Merry Christmas.
00:01:21 -Merry Christmas.
00:01:23 -Merry Christmas.
00:01:24 -Merry funny fun.
00:01:26 -Last Christmas, huh?
00:01:28 -Yeah.
00:01:29 This Christmas isn't going to be any fun.
00:01:34 -Well, of course it will.
00:01:37 Honey, we're going to do all the same things we've always done.
00:01:43 Sing Christmas carols, be with family and friends,
00:01:46 put cookies and milk out for Santa.
00:01:49 It's going to be just the same.
00:01:52 -Except this year.
00:01:54 -No, Dad.
00:01:56 -Right.
00:01:57 That's the one thing that's different.
00:01:59 -Why can't you just get back together?
00:02:02 -Honey, we're just going to have to let that go.
00:02:07 -That's a no, right?
00:02:09 -I mean, some things are just out of our control.
00:02:13 I know you miss your dad.
00:02:16 -And he loves me very much.
00:02:18 You both do.
00:02:20 And it has nothing to do with me.
00:02:22 -Did he tell you that?
00:02:23 -I'm 9 years old.
00:02:25 I watch a lot of TV.
00:02:28 Did he leave because of me?
00:02:30 -No.
00:02:31 Of course not.
00:02:32 -I knew it.
00:02:33 It was Buzz and Megan.
00:02:37 -Oh, it wasn't any one or any one thing.
00:02:41 -Then what was it?
00:02:44 -It's not easy to explain.
00:02:48 But sometimes when people are married for a long time,
00:02:52 they get into kind of a rut.
00:02:54 You know what a rut is?
00:02:55 -Yeah, like when people aren't having any fun
00:02:58 and they're really bored.
00:03:01 -Kind of like that.
00:03:03 Now, will you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:06 [cheering]
00:03:17 -Ah!
00:03:18 -It's a robot.
00:03:20 -Kevin, come in here.
00:03:21 -Yeah, hurry.
00:03:22 You've got to see this.
00:03:23 -Hey!
00:03:30 Hey!
00:03:31 -You always fall for that.
00:03:32 -Blow me up, zit face.
00:03:33 -Lame brain, when are you going to learn?
00:03:35 -Get off your brother.
00:03:36 -Hey.
00:03:37 -And shouldn't you be rehearsing?
00:03:38 -Hey, how are you getting to the teen center?
00:03:40 -Ash's mom's picking me up in a half hour.
00:03:43 -Can I please go to the movies?
00:03:44 -No, I told you, you're watching Kevin.
00:03:46 -Please let him go.
00:03:47 I'll stay home alone.
00:03:49 -No.
00:03:50 I've done it before.
00:03:51 -Don't remind me.
00:03:54 You loused up my whole night.
00:03:56 And if I'm going to be miserable,
00:03:58 you're going to be miserable.
00:03:59 -Mom!
00:04:00 -Hello?
00:04:01 It's me.
00:04:02 -Dad!
00:04:03 Dad!
00:04:04 -Hey, big guy!
00:04:06 -I thought you were coming tonight.
00:04:08 -Oh, I thought I'd surprise you.
00:04:10 -Hey, Dad.
00:04:11 -Hey, bud.
00:04:12 [kiss]
00:04:14 OK, gosh, the place looks great.
00:04:16 Really nice decoration.
00:04:19 Same as every year.
00:04:21 -So, um, Dad, why'd you come tonight?
00:04:23 -Actually, I want to talk to your mom about something.
00:04:26 Privately.
00:04:29 -Do you think he wants to come home?
00:04:33 -Aw, Kev.
00:04:35 -What?
00:04:38 -No, hello.
00:04:39 How are you?
00:04:40 -Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:41 I have a business appointment, Peter.
00:04:42 What do you want?
00:04:43 -OK, of course.
00:04:44 I wasn't going to jump right into it, but--
00:04:46 -Yeah.
00:04:47 Well, you know, uh, Natalie and I are living together.
00:04:50 And, uh, well, when our divorce is final,
00:04:53 I'm going to marry her.
00:04:55 -Really?
00:04:59 You're getting married again?
00:05:04 Wow.
00:05:10 That's, uh--
00:05:11 Wow, we've only been separated eight months.
00:05:15 -Yeah, right.
00:05:16 -It just happened real quickly.
00:05:18 Listen, Kate, I really want the kids to spend a little time
00:05:22 with me over the holidays.
00:05:24 -You want the kids for Christmas?
00:05:26 -Just a couple of days.
00:05:28 I want her to get to know Natalie better.
00:05:30 -Oh, because she's going to be their, uh, stepmother.
00:05:35 -Yeah.
00:05:37 -Well, you're going to have to ask them.
00:05:44 -I know.
00:05:45 -How am I supposed to see my friends?
00:05:47 -It's only for a few days.
00:05:48 -Well, duh, but that's just long enough for me
00:05:50 to fall out of the loop.
00:05:52 -Yeah, you can't expect us to give up our vacation.
00:05:55 -Well, Kevin, there's a royal family coming to visit.
00:05:59 They have a son around your age.
00:06:00 Actually, you might have a chance to play with a crown prince.
00:06:03 -A crown prince?
00:06:04 -Wouldn't that be cool?
00:06:05 -Yeah, way cool.
00:06:06 -Yeah, oh, and you guys wouldn't believe the room
00:06:08 that Natalie has set up for you.
00:06:13 -What do you say?
00:06:15 -I think I'm going to pass.
00:06:21 I just wouldn't be right leaving the family at Christmas.
00:06:26 I'm sure you understand.
00:06:28 -Yeah, yeah, I do.
00:06:29 -Well, it's, it's an open invitation, hm?
00:06:34 -I won't be back too late, and since you're staying home,
00:06:40 it wouldn't hurt to do some of your chores.
00:06:42 -Yes, ma'am.
00:06:44 I'll make sure they get done.
00:06:46 -Clean it, cheese face.
00:07:00 [snap]
00:07:01 [gunshot]
00:07:12 -Ow!
00:07:13 [gunshot]
00:07:20 -Oops.
00:07:21 My fault.
00:07:23 [music]
00:07:25 -Hello, I'm home!
00:07:34 Hey.
00:07:37 How'd it go?
00:07:39 -Awful.
00:07:40 I hate Buzz, and I never want to be stuck home alone
00:07:42 with him as long as I live.
00:07:44 -Oh, honey, I know he picks on you.
00:07:46 -Picks on me?
00:07:47 Humiliates me.
00:07:49 Tortures me.
00:07:50 I'm sick of being everyone's favorite joker out here.
00:07:53 -Yeah, yeah, it's hard to be the youngest.
00:07:55 -Well, I hate Buzz.
00:07:57 I wish I didn't have a brother or a sister.
00:07:59 -Well, you don't mean that.
00:08:01 -Yes, I do.
00:08:02 I wish I was an only child.
00:08:04 -Well, I'm sorry that you're so unhappy.
00:08:12 Maybe you should go to your room and think about what you have
00:08:15 rather than what you don't have.
00:08:18 [scoffs]
00:08:19 [footsteps]
00:08:21 -Only children don't know how good they have it.
00:08:28 Life would be perfect if Buzz and Meg and Martyr were around.
00:08:31 I mean, is it too much to ask if a family actually likes me?
00:08:39 I'd run away.
00:08:43 -Find a way to run to.
00:08:46 [music]
00:08:48 -Hey, I do.
00:08:51 I have an open invitation.
00:08:53 [music]
00:08:55 [sizzling]
00:08:57 [popping]
00:08:58 [sizzling]
00:09:00 [music]
00:09:02 [laughing]
00:09:04 [music]
00:09:06 [footsteps]
00:09:08 [music]
00:09:10 [footsteps]
00:09:12 -Thanks, Ellen.
00:09:14 [music]
00:09:16 -Thanks.
00:09:18 -Oh, what an incredible evening.
00:09:22 -And not a bad night's work.
00:09:24 We raised over two million for those children's charities.
00:09:27 Door open.
00:09:29 [door opens]
00:09:31 [footsteps]
00:09:33 -And I am on the verge of signing two of the biggest clients in Chicago.
00:09:39 -That's because you're the best publicist in the world.
00:09:42 -Door's closed.
00:09:44 -Have I remembered to thank you for telling everyone that?
00:09:47 -Firelight. Not tonight you haven't.
00:09:49 -Perhaps I ought to show my appreciation.
00:09:51 -Music on.
00:09:53 -Curtain's closed.
00:09:55 [music]
00:09:57 [music]
00:09:59 [music]
00:10:01 -Oh, nuts.
00:10:03 Just when things were getting good.
00:10:05 Nice house, huh, pumpkin?
00:10:07 -Sure is, Maude.
00:10:09 You sure you don't want to rob it?
00:10:11 -No. No, I don't want to rob it.
00:10:13 My robbery days are over.
00:10:15 Look, darling, we're moving up to the big money, all right?
00:10:18 The easy money. No middleman.
00:10:20 Your profit. Strictly a class operation, huh?
00:10:23 Three words, Vera. Kid-nat-py.
00:10:27 -I think there's only one more.
00:10:29 -We're gonna wait for the royals to arrive.
00:10:32 Up, dup, do-de-do.
00:10:34 And then we're gonna kidnap the prince.
00:10:36 -Hey, oh, don't kidnap me. I'm dancing.
00:10:38 -You sure we can pull it off?
00:10:40 I mean, without Harry making the plans?
00:10:42 -Look where Harry's plans kept landing me, huh?
00:10:45 In jail.
00:10:46 Well, not this time.
00:10:48 Because this time, I'm the boss.
00:10:51 Who's boss?
00:10:53 -You're the boss.
00:10:54 -And I love being married, huh?
00:10:56 [music]
00:11:05 -Hey, sweetheart.
00:11:06 -Hey!
00:11:07 -Oh, it's like they got a visitor.
00:11:09 [music]
00:11:33 -This where you want to go?
00:11:35 -Yeah, this is the place.
00:11:37 Thank you very much.
00:11:39 Keep change.
00:11:42 -It's all change.
00:11:44 [music]
00:11:59 [snoring]
00:12:03 [phone ringing]
00:12:04 [music]
00:12:21 -Who are you?
00:12:24 [phone ringing]
00:12:27 -Beg pardon, ma'am.
00:12:29 -Yes, Prescott.
00:12:31 -Mr. McAllister has a visitor.
00:12:33 A young man who claims to be his son.
00:12:35 -Well, send him in.
00:12:37 [music]
00:12:41 -Kevin!
00:12:42 -Dad!
00:12:43 -Hey!
00:12:44 Oh, I thought you said you weren't coming.
00:12:46 -Well, I started thinking, hey, it's not fair if Mom gets all the kids a Christmas.
00:12:51 What's Christmas without kids, right?
00:12:53 -Right.
00:12:54 Hello, Kevin.
00:12:55 -Hi, Natalie.
00:12:56 I hope you don't mind me just dropping in like this.
00:12:58 But my dad did invite me.
00:13:00 -Yes, I know.
00:13:01 -So is the invitation still open?
00:13:03 -Of course it is.
00:13:05 Molly, would you come here, please?
00:13:09 I've been looking forward to spending time with you.
00:13:12 Your dad talks about you kids a lot.
00:13:14 -Puz is the troublemaker.
00:13:15 I'm the adorable one.
00:13:18 -Ah, Molly.
00:13:19 This is Kevin McAllister, and he's going to be staying with us for a few days.
00:13:23 Would you make up the special guest room?
00:13:25 -Ah, the special guest room.
00:13:28 -Right away, ma'am.
00:13:32 Oh, and Prescott, give Kevin a house key.
00:13:35 -If you say so, ma'am.
00:13:42 -What kind of key is this?
00:13:44 -It's a key to the whole house.
00:13:46 -This is a smart house, Kevin.
00:13:47 It does whatever you tell it to.
00:13:50 Fire out.
00:13:54 Curtains open.
00:13:59 -Wow.
00:14:00 I think I'm going to like it here.
00:14:05 -Go ahead.
00:14:06 You try.
00:14:09 -Door open.
00:14:22 -Wow.
00:14:23 This stuff is so cool.
00:14:24 Oh, my gosh.
00:14:26 Oh, my gosh.
00:14:27 This is such cool stuff.
00:14:29 Oh, look at this game.
00:14:33 This chair's a remote-controlled chair.
00:14:36 Oh, yeah.
00:14:39 This is so cool.
00:14:41 -Think you'll be comfortable here?
00:14:43 -I'll see.
00:14:44 Thanks, Natalie.
00:14:45 This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
00:14:48 -Let's go, Kev.
00:14:51 -Hey, Kevin.
00:14:53 Kevin.
00:14:56 How many times can I lose this child?
00:14:58 Kevin.
00:15:02 Hello?
00:15:03 -Kate.
00:15:04 I want to let you know Kevin just got here.
00:15:07 -Oh, thank God.
00:15:09 He got there safely.
00:15:14 I was going to call you, but--
00:15:16 -You OK?
00:15:18 -Yeah.
00:15:20 Yes, I'm fine.
00:15:21 -Well, thanks for letting him come.
00:15:25 -Well, thanks for calling.
00:15:27 -Merry Christmas.
00:15:34 -Merry Christmas.
00:15:36 -Good morning, Kevin.
00:15:38 -Good morning.
00:15:40 Who's there?
00:15:42 -Over here, dear.
00:15:44 -Hey.
00:15:47 Hi.
00:15:48 -Breakfast time.
00:15:49 Anything special you'd like?
00:15:52 -No, thanks.
00:15:54 I'm fine.
00:15:55 -Oh, you're not?
00:15:56 -No, I'm not.
00:15:57 -Oh, you're not.
00:15:58 -No, I'm not.
00:15:59 -Oh, you're not.
00:16:00 -No, I'm not.
00:16:01 -Oh, you're not.
00:16:02 -No, I'm not.
00:16:03 -No, I'm not.
00:16:04 -Anything you'd like?
00:16:05 -Anything?
00:16:06 -Anything.
00:16:07 -Wow.
00:16:08 Sometimes I can't wait for Santa to come to my house.
00:16:09 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:10 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:11 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:12 -Yeah.
00:16:13 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:14 -Yeah.
00:16:15 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:16 -Yeah.
00:16:17 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:18 -Yeah.
00:16:19 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:20 -Yeah.
00:16:21 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:22 -Yeah.
00:16:23 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:24 -Yeah.
00:16:25 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:26 -Yeah.
00:16:27 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:28 -Yeah.
00:16:29 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:30 -Yeah.
00:16:31 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:32 -Yeah.
00:16:33 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:34 -Yeah.
00:16:35 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:36 -Yeah.
00:16:37 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:38 -Yeah.
00:16:39 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:40 -Yeah.
00:16:41 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:42 -Yeah.
00:16:43 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:44 -Yeah.
00:16:45 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:46 -Yeah.
00:16:47 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:48 -Yeah.
00:16:49 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:50 -Yeah.
00:16:51 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:52 -Yeah.
00:16:53 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:54 -Yeah.
00:16:55 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:56 -Yeah.
00:16:57 -Oh, yeah?
00:16:58 -Yeah.
00:16:59 -Oh, yeah?
00:17:00 -Yeah.
00:17:01 -Oh, yeah?
00:17:02 -Yeah.
00:17:03 -Oh, yeah?
00:17:04 -Yeah.
00:17:05 -Why do you have to leave?
00:17:06 It's so close to Christmas.
00:17:08 -Yeah, I know, but the royal family's coming for one of Natalie's fundraisers, and it's
00:17:12 my job to make sure the event's well covered by press and photographers.
00:17:17 Hey, it's not going to take that long, and I won't have to work for the rest of your
00:17:21 vacation, OK?
00:17:22 -And if you need anything, ask Prescott.
00:17:24 He'll take care of you.
00:17:26 -It's a cool plane, huh?
00:17:28 -I think she's trying to buy my affection.
00:17:30 -Kevin.
00:17:31 -What?
00:17:32 I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
00:17:34 -I'm glad you're here.
00:17:37 -Mr. Prescott, can I ask you a question?
00:18:06 -Yes.
00:18:07 -Can you make a milkshake?
00:18:08 Do you have chocolate?
00:18:09 -What?
00:18:10 Natalie said anything I need.
00:18:11 -You need a milkshake deal.
00:18:12 -A chocolate one.
00:18:13 Do you think we'll have a white Christmas?
00:18:14 -It's highly unlikely, given the recent unseasonable temperatures.
00:18:15 -What's this thing, a mini elevator?
00:18:16 -It's called a dump truck.
00:18:17 -I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.
00:18:18 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:19 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:20 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:21 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:22 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:23 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:24 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:18:43 -I'm sorry, but I don't think you can get in.
00:19:11 -Can you read?
00:19:23 The door.
00:19:24 No entry?
00:19:25 -What?
00:19:26 Does that mean me?
00:19:27 -Especially you.
00:19:28 -This is the control center from which I manage this entire household, as well as my personal
00:19:41 quarters.
00:19:42 Now, Miss Natalie may have granted you run of her own, but this is my domain, and strictly
00:19:47 off limits.
00:19:48 Understood?
00:19:49 Any more questions?
00:19:50 Good.
00:19:51 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:19:52 -Cleaning the house.
00:19:53 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:19:54 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:19:55 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:19:56 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:19:57 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:19:58 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:19:59 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:20:00 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:20:01 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:20:02 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:20:03 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:20:04 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:20:05 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:20:06 -You're not cleaning the house.
00:20:07 -I'm not cleaning the house.
00:20:08 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:09 -Cleaning the house.
00:20:10 -Gross.
00:20:11 -Oh, no, no.
00:20:12 Not in this house.
00:20:13 Watch.
00:20:14 Vacuum on.
00:20:15 Vacuum off.
00:20:16 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:17 -Want to see something really cool?
00:20:18 Open Sesame.
00:20:19 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:20 -Cleaning the house.
00:20:21 -Gross.
00:20:22 -Oh, no, no.
00:20:23 Not in this house.
00:20:24 Watch.
00:20:25 Vacuum on.
00:20:26 Vacuum off.
00:20:27 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:28 -Want to see something really cool?
00:20:29 Open Sesame.
00:20:30 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:31 -Cleaning the house.
00:20:32 -Gross.
00:20:33 -Oh, no, no.
00:20:34 Not in this house.
00:20:35 Watch.
00:20:36 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:37 -Gross.
00:20:38 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:39 Open Sesame.
00:20:40 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:41 -Gross.
00:20:42 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:43 Open Sesame.
00:20:44 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:45 -Gross.
00:20:46 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:47 Open Sesame.
00:20:48 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:49 -Gross.
00:20:50 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:51 Open Sesame.
00:20:52 -Wow, the place even cleans itself.
00:20:53 -Gross.
00:20:54 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:55 Open Sesame.
00:20:56 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:57 Open Sesame.
00:20:58 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:20:59 Open Sesame.
00:21:00 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:21:01 Open Sesame.
00:21:02 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:21:09 Open Sesame.
00:21:13 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:21:22 Open Sesame.
00:21:26 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:21:36 Open Sesame.
00:21:42 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:21:53 Open Sesame.
00:21:59 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:23:12 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:23:41 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:23:57 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:24:09 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:24:23 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:24:35 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:24:48 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:25:00 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:25:14 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:25:28 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:25:42 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:25:50 Open Sesame.
00:25:56 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:26:10 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:26:24 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:26:38 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:26:52 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:27:00 Open Sesame.
00:27:06 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:27:20 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:27:34 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:27:48 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:28:02 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:28:10 Open Sesame.
00:28:16 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:28:30 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:28:36 Open Sesame.
00:28:42 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:28:48 Open Sesame.
00:28:54 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:29:00 Open Sesame.
00:29:06 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:29:18 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:29:30 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:29:36 Open Sesame.
00:29:42 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:29:48 Open Sesame.
00:29:54 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:30:00 Open Sesame.
00:30:06 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:30:18 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:30:24 Open Sesame.
00:30:30 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:30:42 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:30:48 Open Sesame.
00:30:54 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:31:00 Open Sesame.
00:31:06 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:31:12 Open Sesame.
00:31:18 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
00:31:24 Open Sesame.
00:31:30 -Hey, Molly, what you doing?
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00:41:06 Well, that looks just about perfect.
00:41:10 All that's left to do now is put on the star.
00:41:12 Kevin always puts on the star.
00:41:14 That's right.
00:41:15 He does, doesn't he?
00:41:16 I always hold him up.
00:41:18 Then I give him a wedgie.
00:41:20 He makes a fuss.
00:41:21 We all laugh.
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00:41:24 Well, I guess we're just going to have
00:41:26 to use the ladder this year.
00:41:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:30 OK, Daddy, we'll be down now.
00:41:32 Ah.
00:41:34 Wow, that's pretty good.
00:41:37 I think it looks great.
00:41:39 I think it's our best tree yet.
00:41:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:44 [CHATTER]
00:41:47 [CHATTER]
00:41:51 Merry Christmas, Mommy.
00:41:53 Merry Christmas.
00:41:54 Merry Christmas.
00:41:57 Oh, look at that.
00:42:00 [CHATTER]
00:42:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:42:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:18 Morning.
00:42:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:24 Good morning, sleepyheads.
00:42:26 You're finally up.
00:42:28 What did you do to our tree?
00:42:30 Oh, that's my fault. I have a standing appointment
00:42:33 with the tree decorators every year.
00:42:34 And in all the excitement, I forgot to cancel.
00:42:37 Are you ever going to forgive me?
00:42:39 You undid our tree?
00:42:42 Well, it would have had to come down eventually anyway.
00:42:45 Yeah, come on, Kev.
00:42:46 Look at all these presents, huh?
00:42:48 Oh, wait.
00:42:49 Oh, here's a big one.
00:42:50 I believe it has--
00:42:51 yes, it has your name on it.
00:42:53 Come on, why don't you open it up?
00:42:55 It's from Natalie and me.
00:42:56 But shouldn't I open it tomorrow on Christmas?
00:42:59 Ah, you got plenty to open tomorrow.
00:43:01 Come on, one won't hurt.
00:43:02 Go ahead.
00:43:05 Super spy bugging and listening device.
00:43:07 Isn't that cool?
00:43:08 Yeah.
00:43:09 Thanks, Dad.
00:43:11 Thanks, Natalie.
00:43:12 I'm glad you like it.
00:43:15 [music playing]
00:43:18 Hey, Mom, where are you going?
00:43:23 I'm going to take Kevin some things.
00:43:24 Mom, where are you going?
00:43:25 He doesn't have any clean clothes with him,
00:43:27 and I'm sure he doesn't have any toys to play with.
00:43:31 Let's check out Dad's girlfriend.
00:43:33 Want to go?
00:43:34 [music playing]
00:43:37 May I help you?
00:43:43 Wow.
00:43:44 I'm here for Kevin McAllister.
00:43:45 Wow.
00:43:46 Buzz?
00:43:47 Are you here to take him home?
00:43:48 No, I have something for him.
00:43:51 Right this way.
00:43:52 [music playing]
00:43:55 How do I sound?
00:43:56 Kids, stay close.
00:43:59 Mom!
00:44:00 Hey!
00:44:03 [laughter]
00:44:05 Oh.
00:44:06 [kissing]
00:44:07 Oh.
00:44:09 Hey, you guys remember Natalie, right?
00:44:11 Buzz, Megan.
00:44:13 Oh, and, uh, Kate, this is Natalie.
00:44:16 Natalie, Kate.
00:44:17 Hello, Kate.
00:44:18 Hello.
00:44:21 So are you guys going to stay?
00:44:23 No, no.
00:44:24 I just brought you some of your stuff.
00:44:26 You guys got to see this house.
00:44:27 Is that OK, Natalie?
00:44:28 Of course.
00:44:29 Be my guest.
00:44:30 [music playing]
00:44:33 Awesome tree.
00:44:34 It used to look better.
00:44:35 Wait, what is this thing on your head?
00:44:37 It's a spy kit that Natalie got me
00:44:39 for an early Christmas present.
00:44:40 That's so cool.
00:44:41 Really?
00:44:42 That was nice of you.
00:44:43 Well, I'm very fond of your kids.
00:44:45 Guys, I've got to show you this airplane that she got me.
00:44:48 [music playing]
00:44:53 Would you like a cup of coffee?
00:44:55 Oh, no, thank you.
00:44:57 I, uh, I didn't know he would have
00:44:59 all this stuff to play with.
00:45:02 Oh, God, hey.
00:45:03 Let me get that.
00:45:04 Well, I wasn't even sure he could even sleep without it.
00:45:06 Gosh, you know what?
00:45:07 I-- I cannot believe he hasn't even asked for it.
00:45:10 Well, we could buy him another stuffed animal.
00:45:13 Oh, no, no.
00:45:14 No.
00:45:15 This is-- this is Teddy.
00:45:16 Ah, Teddy is his transitional object.
00:45:19 Yeah.
00:45:21 Transitional object.
00:45:22 But it's like something very, very special.
00:45:24 A child carries with him everywhere.
00:45:26 You're actually-- you're supposed to have a spare
00:45:27 in case something happens to it.
00:45:29 Of course, we only have one, remember?
00:45:31 Oh, how could I forget?
00:45:33 We were driving down the highway, like,
00:45:35 really in a hurry going somewhere.
00:45:37 Of course, Kevin thinks, oh, possibly Teddy
00:45:39 might want a little fresh air, right?
00:45:41 So he rolls down the window and out flies Teddy.
00:45:43 Yeah, he was belittling him.
00:45:44 He was crying.
00:45:45 He was so upset.
00:45:46 It was-- oh, my God.
00:45:47 So Peter pulls over, and I get out to retrieve the bear.
00:45:51 I still can't believe you did that.
00:45:53 Well, it was the slow lane, and there wasn't much traffic.
00:45:56 Yeah, well, I don't know what he would
00:45:57 have done if he'd lost it.
00:45:59 Well, I think Kevin's going to have so much fun
00:46:06 playing with the prince that he's not even going
00:46:08 to miss the stuffed animal.
00:46:10 It's going to be so wonderful having a house full of children.
00:46:12 I'm really looking forward to it.
00:46:14 Children, watch the garden sculpture!
00:46:16 Well, I better get going.
00:46:20 [crash]
00:46:21 Before they break something.
00:46:28 Well, we're off to the airport to pick up the royal family.
00:46:36 You all know how important this is.
00:46:39 The caterers will be here momentarily.
00:46:41 And the guests will arrive about an hour before you
00:46:43 and the royals make your grand entrance.
00:46:45 No need to worry, Mom.
00:46:47 Everything will be taken care of.
00:46:49 It's just that I want everything to go right.
00:46:51 Come on.
00:46:52 Let's not be late.
00:46:53 I don't want one single thing to go wrong.
00:46:55 Door open.
00:46:57 And nothing will.
00:47:00 [music playing]
00:47:02 [chatter]
00:47:30 [knocking]
00:47:32 Oh, good.
00:47:39 You finally arrived?
00:47:40 Mr. Prescott!
00:47:56 Mr. Prescott!
00:47:57 How's Dad?
00:47:58 I'll get him out of your way.
00:48:00 Thank you.
00:48:01 It's the burglars!
00:48:02 It's the burglars!
00:48:03 Ah, Mr. Prescott!
00:48:04 Ah!
00:48:05 It's Mark!
00:48:06 I guess you already knew that, though.
00:48:09 Listen, you.
00:48:10 I have just about had enough of you and your melodrama.
00:48:14 Now, this is a very important night.
00:48:16 And if I have to lock you up to keep you out of our way,
00:48:18 don't think I won't do it.
00:48:19 Look!
00:48:20 [thud]
00:48:21 [grunt]
00:48:22 [grunt]
00:48:26 You trifle with me, you demon spawn!
00:48:29 That's a foolish place to hide.
00:48:35 [thud]
00:48:47 One down, two to go.
00:48:49 [music playing]
00:48:51 [chatter]
00:48:53 [music playing]
00:48:55 [chatter]
00:48:57 [music playing]
00:48:59 [chatter]
00:49:01 [music playing]
00:49:03 [chatter]
00:49:05 [music playing]
00:49:07 [chatter]
00:49:09 [music playing]
00:49:11 Kevin!
00:49:13 Have you seen Prescott?
00:49:15 Not lately.
00:49:16 Ah, typical.
00:49:17 Always poking around when you don't want him
00:49:19 and when you need him nowhere to be found.
00:49:22 Ah, guess already.
00:49:24 Whatever happened to fashionably late?
00:49:27 Well, I don't like to boast, but yes,
00:49:33 it will be the party of the season.
00:49:35 [phone buzzes]
00:49:36 Oh, I'm getting another call.
00:49:38 All right, see you there.
00:49:40 Hello?
00:49:42 Carmelina, how are you?
00:49:44 What?
00:49:47 Oh, no!
00:49:48 They're snowed in.
00:49:49 Their flight's been canceled.
00:49:51 [gasps]
00:49:52 Well, so am I. Devastated.
00:49:55 Well, all right, we'll see you tomorrow.
00:49:58 Merry Christmas.
00:50:00 [phone beeps]
00:50:02 What are we going to do now?
00:50:03 It's going to be just an ordinary party.
00:50:06 Christmas Eve at your place sounds
00:50:08 anything but ordinary to me.
00:50:10 It's hardly the party of the season.
00:50:13 Peter, what if we announce our engagement tonight?
00:50:19 Tonight?
00:50:21 I know we were going to wait
00:50:22 till after your divorce was final,
00:50:24 but, well, it's only a few weeks away,
00:50:26 and your kids already know,
00:50:27 and it'll make tonight so special.
00:50:30 Well, if it makes you happy.
00:50:32 Yes!
00:50:34 [sighs]
00:50:36 Where are those guys?
00:50:42 Mom, I got a tinkle.
00:50:44 Very, you can tinkle next week.
00:50:46 Always in a hurry.
00:50:48 Door open.
00:50:50 All right.
00:50:56 Now, you remember the plan?
00:50:57 Which plan? Harry's plan?
00:50:59 What? No, not Harry's plan!
00:51:00 The one involving rope and a bag!
00:51:02 Why are you yelling at me?
00:51:03 I'm not yelling--
00:51:05 You remember the plan.
00:51:06 Yeah.
00:51:07 Now, when the prince comes up the bed--
00:51:10 Bag him.
00:51:11 That's right.
00:51:12 We kidnap the kid, Natalie.
00:51:14 You're a genius, Mom.
00:51:16 That's right.
00:51:17 Door open.
00:51:19 Now, the prince goes in the bag.
00:51:23 Bag goes out the window.
00:51:26 Uh-huh.
00:51:27 We clip down the rope.
00:51:29 Door close.
00:51:30 Right.
00:51:32 Everybody in the van.
00:51:34 And we're gone before they know what hit 'em.
00:51:40 Beautiful plan, Mom.
00:51:41 Elegant in its simplicity.
00:51:44 All right, let's try it out.
00:51:47 Get in the bag.
00:51:48 Me? Why don't you get in the bag?
00:51:50 Because I'm the boss.
00:51:51 Get in the bag, Vera.
00:51:52 I don't want to get in the bag.
00:51:53 Vera, just get in the bag, please.
00:51:55 You didn't tell me I was gonna get in no bag.
00:51:57 I know. I was saving it.
00:51:58 It's gonna be fun.
00:51:59 Ooh, get in the bag!
00:52:00 There we go.
00:52:01 Nice.
00:52:03 Window open.
00:52:09 [ grunts ]
00:52:11 Uh, Mom?
00:52:15 Oh!
00:52:16 Oh!
00:52:17 Don't worry, honey. I got ya.
00:52:19 Mom, let me down easy.
00:52:22 I always do, baby.
00:52:24 Ow.
00:52:25 Shouldn't have had that list escaped.
00:52:28 Mom!
00:52:29 Perfect.
00:52:36 Door open.
00:52:38 [ grunts ]
00:52:39 [ screams ]
00:52:41 [ groans ]
00:52:44 Don't worry.
00:52:45 Everything's under control.
00:52:48 Mom?
00:52:50 [ screams ]
00:52:53 Easy, but still way cool.
00:52:58 [ grunts ]
00:53:05 Thanks for breaking my fall, pumpkin.
00:53:08 I always do, baby.
00:53:10 Okay.
00:53:11 Get out and stay out!
00:53:13 I know what you're trying to do.
00:53:20 Oh, yeah, wise guy? What?
00:53:22 Trying to kidnap the prince.
00:53:25 [ laughing ]
00:53:27 Shut up, you little moron!
00:53:32 I'm gonna kill him.
00:53:34 Okay.
00:53:35 [ laughs ]
00:53:37 Vera, honey?
00:53:49 Little help?
00:53:51 Oh, yeah, baby, that'd be great.
00:53:53 I sure could use it.
00:53:56 I got every word.
00:53:58 [ music playing ]
00:54:04 Welcome back.
00:54:05 Where's the royal family?
00:54:06 They were snowed in.
00:54:07 Ah.
00:54:08 Where's Prescott?
00:54:09 I can't find him anywhere.
00:54:11 That's odd.
00:54:12 Well, Molly, make sure everyone has champagne.
00:54:16 We're going to make a special champagne.
00:54:18 I'll make you a cup of champagne.
00:54:20 I'll make you a cup of champagne.
00:54:22 Make sure everyone has champagne.
00:54:25 We're going to make a special announcement.
00:54:27 Yes, ma'am.
00:54:29 Hi, how are you?
00:54:43 Good to see you.
00:54:45 Everyone may have your attention.
00:54:48 Huh?
00:54:51 I'm gonna kill him!
00:54:53 [ music playing ]
00:54:55 [ screaming ]
00:55:10 This is always a special night.
00:55:17 And tonight may be even more special.
00:55:19 [ screaming ]
00:55:21 Peter and I are engaged.
00:55:25 [ music playing ]
00:55:27 Prescott?
00:55:46 This could not be going worse.
00:55:49 Love, you're on fire.
00:55:51 Oh, thanks, baby.
00:55:52 You're not so bad yourself.
00:55:54 No, sweetheart, you're really on fire.
00:55:57 Well, I try to work out.
00:55:59 You know-- [ screaming ]
00:56:01 [ barking ]
00:56:05 Kevin!
00:56:07 I'm not lying.
00:56:13 The bad guys are back.
00:56:15 We're not getting anywhere.
00:56:17 Kevin, I spoke to all the caterers and to Molly.
00:56:22 Nobody saw a thing but you.
00:56:25 Now, how could that be?
00:56:27 I don't know, but I heard they're gonna kidnap the prince.
00:56:30 You heard them say that?
00:56:32 Yeah, with my super spy bugging device.
00:56:34 And Prescott's involved with the whole thing.
00:56:36 This is absurd.
00:56:38 I'm going to call and make sure the royal family's flight is okay for tomorrow.
00:56:43 Kevin, I know what's going on here.
00:56:45 You do?
00:56:47 Yeah.
00:56:48 You're out to destroy my relationship with Natalie.
00:56:51 What?
00:56:52 You knew how important tonight was to her,
00:56:54 and you went and pulled a crazy stunt like this.
00:56:56 That's not the truth.
00:56:57 I've given you a lot of leeway
00:56:59 because I know how tough this divorce has been on you.
00:57:02 But tonight you went way too far.
00:57:04 Now I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done.
00:57:10 And when you're ready to apologize to Natalie, then we'll talk.
00:57:14 Door closed.
00:57:21 [music]
00:57:23 [phone ringing]
00:57:37 Hello?
00:57:49 Mom?
00:57:50 Kevin!
00:57:52 Oh, Kevin, I'm so glad you called.
00:57:55 Are you okay?
00:57:57 Yeah.
00:57:59 I'm just watching It's a Wonderful Life.
00:58:01 You are?
00:58:03 You know how that gets to me.
00:58:05 What channel is it on?
00:58:06 Eight.
00:58:08 [music]
00:58:10 Oh.
00:58:16 I guess I'm just a sucker for happy endings.
00:58:20 So how's your party?
00:58:22 Are you having a good time?
00:58:23 Yeah, it's all right.
00:58:25 How about you?
00:58:26 Having a good Christmas Eve?
00:58:28 Yeah.
00:58:33 It's great.
00:58:35 I love you, Kevin.
00:58:40 I love you too, Mom.
00:58:42 Merry Christmas.
00:58:44 Merry Christmas.
00:58:46 Okay, bye.
00:58:49 [phone beeping]
00:58:51 [sobbing]
00:58:56 [knocking]
00:59:03 Kevin, are you awake?
00:59:06 Yeah.
00:59:08 Your father and I were a little rough on you before.
00:59:14 Are you okay?
00:59:15 Yeah.
00:59:16 Good.
00:59:18 Because if you ever do anything like that again,
00:59:20 you'll be out of this house so fast your head will spin.
00:59:22 Say your father's getting divorced.
00:59:24 Boo-hoo.
00:59:25 Everyone's parents get divorced.
00:59:27 That's life.
00:59:28 You'll get over it.
00:59:29 But you're not going to come between your father and me.
00:59:31 He wants you in his life, and I think that's admirable.
00:59:34 But if you want him in your life,
00:59:37 you better not cross me.
00:59:39 Understood?
00:59:41 Good.
00:59:46 I'll have that window fixed first thing in the morning.
00:59:49 Sweet dreams.
00:59:51 To my big brother George, the richest man in town.
00:59:58 [cheering]
01:00:00 I've just had a nice little chat with Kevin.
01:00:05 I think we're beginning to understand each other better.
01:00:08 What are you watching?
01:00:10 It's A Wonderful Life.
01:00:12 They've been running it all night.
01:00:13 Come on, watch it with me.
01:00:15 I've seen it.
01:00:16 So?
01:00:17 So?
01:00:18 I don't understand people who watch movies over and over again.
01:00:22 I saw it, I cried. Once was enough.
01:00:25 You gotta be kidding.
01:00:26 Kate and I watch this every year with the kids.
01:00:28 It's a family tradition.
01:00:30 Well, now that you're going to have a new family,
01:00:35 maybe it's time for some new traditions.
01:00:38 [music]
01:00:40 They'll be back.
01:00:49 And if no one believes me, I'll have to catch them myself.
01:00:53 [music]
01:00:56 [door opening]
01:00:58 Shut up, you little moron!
01:01:18 Shut up, you moron!
01:01:24 [music]
01:01:26 Okay, stop.
01:01:31 Spin faster.
01:01:33 Get in the bag.
01:01:39 Shut up, you bag!
01:01:41 [music]
01:01:44 [footsteps]
01:01:46 Christmas morning.
01:01:56 Merry Christmas, Kevin.
01:01:58 Merry Christmas, Dad.
01:01:59 Hey.
01:02:00 Peter, are you ready to go?
01:02:02 Go?
01:02:04 Go where?
01:02:05 Kevin, Natalie and I gotta go pick up the royal family right now.
01:02:09 Now?
01:02:10 But aren't we gonna open presents?
01:02:13 Gonna have to wait till we get back.
01:02:15 But it's Christmas.
01:02:17 And why do you both have to go?
01:02:19 You know how sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do?
01:02:22 This is one of those times.
01:02:24 Hey, we'll be back before you know it, okay?
01:02:26 And I'm sure nothing will happen while we're gone, am I right?
01:02:29 Right.
01:02:30 Okay.
01:02:31 Hang in there.
01:02:34 Won't be long.
01:02:36 Door open.
01:02:37 [music]
01:02:40 Merry Christmas, Kevin.
01:02:42 Merry Christmas.
01:02:50 [phone ringing]
01:02:53 Hello.
01:03:07 [door opening]
01:03:09 No, we're awake.
01:03:11 You're fooling me.
01:03:12 Shh.
01:03:13 Alright, we're on our way.
01:03:15 [beep]
01:03:16 Boy, sure makes me nervous.
01:03:18 Let's go, Pookie.
01:03:20 [music]
01:03:22 I knew it.
01:03:27 Here they come.
01:03:29 [music]
01:03:32 [music]
01:03:34 First step, eliminate the inside man.
01:03:42 Oh, Mr. Prescott.
01:03:44 Mr. Prescott, are you in there?
01:03:46 [knocking]
01:03:48 Yes.
01:03:49 Mr. Prescott, can you help me with something?
01:03:51 And what would that be?
01:03:53 Another milkshake, perhaps?
01:03:55 No, a bottle of wine.
01:03:56 Excuse me.
01:03:57 Natalie said we need to get some wine from the basement for the royal family.
01:04:01 If we must.
01:04:03 Shh.
01:04:04 So I guess you're right.
01:04:07 We're not going to have any snow this Christmas.
01:04:09 One can never go wrong with low expectations.
01:04:12 You know, Mr. Prescott, it's been great spending time with you these last few days.
01:04:17 Time flies when you're having fun.
01:04:19 I know we got off to a bad start, but things can be better.
01:04:23 Much better.
01:04:27 'Cause you're down there and I'm up here.
01:04:30 Come on.
01:04:31 Young man, open this door. Let me out of here.
01:04:35 Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
01:04:37 The kidnappers are coming, but this time I'm one step ahead of them.
01:04:40 And I locked their accomplice in the basement.
01:04:42 Is this a perfect plan or what?
01:04:44 It would be, dear, except for one thing.
01:04:46 Prescott is not their accomplice.
01:04:48 I am.
01:04:55 You're... you're the inside man?
01:04:58 I'm afraid so.
01:05:00 Hey, Mom.
01:05:02 We're here.
01:05:05 Oh, yeah.
01:05:08 Mom? He's your son?
01:05:12 I told you he was a handful.
01:05:14 Ah!
01:05:15 Let me go!
01:05:16 Let me go!
01:05:17 Isn't there a trap door or something?
01:05:22 No.
01:05:24 Not much demand for one in a wine cellar.
01:05:27 Get your right.
01:05:30 Got any good ideas?
01:05:33 Not a one.
01:05:36 I do have a cell phone, though.
01:05:47 Perfect, may I?
01:05:49 Sure.
01:05:50 Thanks.
01:05:51 (phone ringing)
01:05:53 Hello, Buzz?
01:05:58 Kevin, is that you?
01:05:59 Yeah, I'm calling from a cell phone.
01:06:00 Oh, a cell phone. Good for you, pupies.
01:06:03 Is that another present she gave you?
01:06:05 What a show-off.
01:06:06 I'll try again.
01:06:09 (phone ringing)
01:06:13 Buzz, before you hang up, I need to tell you something.
01:06:17 I need to talk to Mom.
01:06:19 Okay, you tell me.
01:06:21 (phone ringing)
01:06:22 I'll try again later.
01:06:24 Why in heaven's name did you think I was the inside man?
01:06:32 Well, if you hadn't acted so strange, I wouldn't have thought you were...
01:06:36 so strange.
01:06:38 And what were you the first time these guys broke in?
01:06:42 Why didn't you answer the intercom?
01:06:44 Why did you shut off the cameras?
01:06:46 I didn't.
01:06:47 But if those thugs were using Molly's remote, they could have turned off their whole security system.
01:06:51 But why'd you say I was lying?
01:06:52 Because I thought you were.
01:06:54 Besides, I didn't want Miss Natalie to know that I'd been...
01:06:58 oh, napping on the job.
01:07:01 That woman, she could work me 24 hours a day.
01:07:04 She would. It's downright inhuman.
01:07:06 So whenever she's not here, I, um...
01:07:08 You take advantage.
01:07:09 I take a break.
01:07:11 A nice, well-deserved break.
01:07:14 And with all the cameras and intercoms turned off, I didn't notice anything.
01:07:17 So why are you...
01:07:18 You were covering your...
01:07:20 Woo-hoo!
01:07:21 Precisely.
01:07:23 Do you want to try calling your mom again?
01:07:27 Sure.
01:07:28 Hello?
01:07:32 Mom?
01:07:33 Kevin!
01:07:34 Kevin, I can't hear you.
01:07:37 It's probably because I'm locked in a wine cellar.
01:07:39 No, I... Honey, I can't hear you. There's too much static.
01:07:42 I'm locked in Natalie's wine cellar!
01:07:44 Are you calling to say Merry Christmas?
01:07:46 Mom, are you there?
01:07:47 Sweetheart?
01:07:48 Are you there, Mom?
01:07:49 Kevin?
01:07:50 Mom?
01:07:51 Mom?
01:07:52 Great.
01:07:55 The battery's dead.
01:07:57 Huh?
01:07:58 Calvin residence?
01:08:14 Hi, this is Kate McAllister, Kevin's mom.
01:08:16 May I speak to him, please?
01:08:18 Kevin's not here right now.
01:08:20 That's strange. He just called.
01:08:23 Really?
01:08:25 Well, he's out with his father and Miss Natalie.
01:08:28 Oh. Oh, he must have called from his dad's cell phone.
01:08:31 Well, that explains the line going dead.
01:08:33 Okay, thank you.
01:08:34 Little rascal called his mother.
01:08:47 You want me to go show him who's boss?
01:08:50 Sit down, Marv. You're not the boss. I'm the boss.
01:08:52 Okay.
01:08:55 [phone ringing]
01:08:57 Your cell phone is dead.
01:09:01 I don't think you'll be any more trouble.
01:09:03 Yeah.
01:09:12 Okay.
01:09:15 [phone ringing]
01:09:17 Oh.
01:09:18 Hello?
01:09:22 Peter, it's me. I'm calling Kevin back. We got disconnected?
01:09:25 Kevin? Kevin's not with me. He's back at Natalie's house.
01:09:28 Really? I was just told he's with you.
01:09:31 Well, don't worry, Kate. I mean, I'm sure everything's fine.
01:09:35 Okay.
01:09:37 Wow, that's weird.
01:09:40 Someone told Kate that Kevin's with us.
01:09:43 Hmm.
01:09:44 Maybe I better go back and check on him.
01:09:47 No, that's exactly what he wants.
01:09:49 Peter, he's manipulating you.
01:09:51 Can't you see the pattern? Every time we leave the house, he pulls something.
01:09:54 He's just trying to get your attention and sabotage me.
01:09:58 Hello? Anybody out there?
01:10:04 Hello?
01:10:05 There's got to be something that we can do to get out of here.
01:10:15 [footsteps]
01:10:17 There is.
01:10:21 Help me move these boxes.
01:10:25 Okay.
01:10:26 But what's back there?
01:10:29 Definitely not a dumb question.
01:10:32 The dump leader!
01:10:33 Bingo. Let's hope it still works.
01:10:35 I'm sorry I misjudged you, Mr. Prescott.
01:10:38 Likewise.
01:10:44 I'll never forget Miss Natalie's reaction when she came over and saw what you'd done to the house.
01:10:49 [laughing]
01:10:52 I do love watching her hyperventilate.
01:10:55 It's one of the few pleasures of this job.
01:10:58 If you hate this job, why don't you quit?
01:11:01 Jobs aren't that easy to come by.
01:11:03 Besides, I could end up working for someone far worse.
01:11:06 You shouldn't stay someplace you hate just 'cause you're scared.
01:11:10 Life's too short.
01:11:13 [chuckles]
01:11:14 Alright.
01:11:17 Voila.
01:11:19 Let's see if you fit.
01:11:21 Did you hit?
01:11:24 As soon as I get up, I'll let you out.
01:11:28 You just take care of yourself, you hear?
01:11:30 I'm telling you, I heard something.
01:11:42 [footsteps]
01:11:44 Stay very alert here, Vera.
01:11:48 And tell you what, why don't you go down, check out the wine cellar.
01:11:51 Yeah, there you go.
01:11:53 Down here!
01:11:57 You better stay--
01:12:01 [gunshot]
01:12:02 [screaming]
01:12:03 Vera!
01:12:04 Help!
01:12:05 Hey!
01:12:06 Vera!
01:12:07 What?
01:12:08 In the back!
01:12:09 Hang on, baby!
01:12:10 Oh, no, no!
01:12:11 Hit the button!
01:12:12 What?
01:12:13 I can't hear you!
01:12:14 Hit the button!
01:12:15 Oh!
01:12:16 No, no, no!
01:12:18 Not that button!
01:12:19 Other button!
01:12:20 That's it!
01:12:22 [gunshot]
01:12:23 [screaming]
01:12:25 Hey!
01:12:26 Over here!
01:12:32 [gunshots]
01:12:36 [laughing]
01:12:40 [laughing]
01:12:41 Hi, Mommy.
01:12:43 [gasp]
01:12:44 [footsteps]
01:12:47 [tires screeching]
01:12:54 [tires screeching]
01:12:58 [gunshot]
01:12:59 [laughing]
01:13:00 Hey, yes!
01:13:01 See ya!
01:13:04 Don't open it!
01:13:05 [tires screeching]
01:13:08 [tires screeching]
01:13:09 Natalie, you go get the Royals.
01:13:17 I'm gonna go back and check on Kevin.
01:13:19 What, now?
01:13:20 Yeah, something's off.
01:13:21 I can sense it.
01:13:22 Maybe you have to be a parent.
01:13:24 That's not fair.
01:13:25 You know how much I care about kids.
01:13:27 How much do you care about my kid?
01:13:29 Taxi!
01:13:37 Kevin?
01:13:38 Are you alright?
01:13:40 Mom, do you think you can slow down a little bit?
01:14:05 Kevin's probably fine.
01:14:07 You just keep an eye out for cops, okay?
01:14:09 Alright, Merritt, go check out the living room.
01:14:11 See if he's in there, alright?
01:14:13 I can't believe this.
01:14:15 I should have gone to college.
01:14:17 Two years.
01:14:18 I could have been a dental technician.
01:14:19 Two years.
01:14:20 Mom!
01:14:21 He's in the bedroom!
01:14:22 Mom?
01:14:23 Get him!
01:14:24 Door open.
01:14:30 Door open.
01:14:31 Gotcha.
01:14:57 (Screams)
01:14:58 Don't touch.
01:15:02 Hey, Molly!
01:15:10 Get in there!
01:15:11 Mom? Honey? You in there?
01:15:17 Shut up, Vera.
01:15:19 Well, okay. I'm just... I'm just trying to...
01:15:22 Shut up, you moron.
01:15:24 Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk!
01:15:26 Shut up, you bag!
01:15:27 Door open!
01:15:28 What's wrong with you?
01:15:35 What's wrong with you? I'm no bag.
01:15:37 And you know what? You ain't no genius.
01:15:39 Vera, honey.
01:15:40 No, don't Vera honey me.
01:15:41 He's not even the smartestest kid, who in case you hadn't noticed, is totally kicking our butts.
01:15:45 Well, from now on, I am my own boss.
01:15:48 Vera.
01:15:50 Vera.
01:15:51 Honey, no, honey me.
01:15:52 Pumpkin.
01:15:53 Pumpkin.
01:15:54 Mom!
01:15:55 Mom!
01:15:56 Forget about her. Get the kid.
01:15:58 I'll be out of here in a few minutes.
01:16:01 [Alarm]
01:16:09 [Laughter]
01:16:14 [Screaming]
01:16:23 [Groaning]
01:16:31 Hey! Hey!
01:16:33 Open sesame.
01:16:35 Well, get a load of that.
01:16:38 Holy majoli.
01:16:40 Come on, Vera.
01:16:43 All right, come on out, kid.
01:16:46 All right.
01:16:48 Open bar.
01:16:50 Open bookshelf.
01:16:52 Open book bar.
01:16:53 Open book bar shelf.
01:16:55 Open book bar thing.
01:16:57 Open sesame.
01:16:58 That's stupid.
01:16:59 Whoa!
01:17:00 Stupid mouse.
01:17:01 Hey, come on. Just get off me, all right? I'm going to take care of everything.
01:17:05 Bar, revolve sesame.
01:17:08 Bar, stop.
01:17:11 Oh!
01:17:12 I know it's going faster.
01:17:16 Spin faster sesame.
01:17:18 If the wife's not a big...
01:17:21 Faster sesame.
01:17:23 Maximum speed.
01:17:29 Sesame.
01:17:31 Stop sesame.
01:17:40 Stop sesame.
01:17:41 Nice jump, moth.
01:18:00 [Grunting]
01:18:10 [Grunting]
01:18:11 [Grunting]
01:18:12 [Grunting]
01:18:13 [Gunshot]
01:18:15 [Gunshot]
01:18:19 [Christmas music]
01:18:32 Merry Christmas to all, and to all, good night.
01:18:36 Good night.
01:18:37 [Gunshot]
01:18:38 [Groaning]
01:18:39 Mr. Prescott!
01:18:43 At your service.
01:18:44 Boy, am I glad to see you.
01:18:47 Perhaps we should call the police.
01:18:49 Good idea, Mr. Prescott.
01:18:51 Just Prescott to you.
01:18:53 Prescott.
01:18:57 I thought you said you weren't worried.
01:19:10 I don't know. I just had a feeling.
01:19:12 Kevin!
01:19:17 Yes!
01:19:18 Mom!
01:19:21 Mom?
01:19:23 Who are they?
01:19:24 Uh oh.
01:19:25 Let's get out of here.
01:19:26 Where are we going?
01:19:27 Come on, let's go.
01:19:28 Kevin!
01:19:29 Yes!
01:19:45 [Grunting]
01:19:46 Yeah, way to go, guys.
01:19:47 Kevin!
01:19:48 Kevin!
01:19:52 Mom!
01:19:53 Oh, honey, I'm so glad you're all right.
01:19:55 Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
01:19:59 [Grunting]
01:20:01 The police have been summoned.
01:20:04 I've got lots of fun planned for your stay.
01:20:06 Can we go to Ridley Field and the aquarium?
01:20:09 Do you have any kids?
01:20:11 No.
01:20:12 But I promise we'll have a very exciting time.
01:20:15 [Siren wailing]
01:20:17 Cool.
01:20:18 [Siren wailing]
01:20:20 Oh, come on.
01:20:25 No, prison's not so bad.
01:20:26 Oh, yeah?
01:20:27 Yeah, on Thursdays you get Salisbury steak.
01:20:29 Yeah, I know about prison.
01:20:30 That's why I met you.
01:20:31 Calm down, calm down.
01:20:32 You calm down.
01:20:33 Women, eh?
01:20:34 Yeah.
01:20:35 Hey, don't touch me.
01:20:36 [Sigh]
01:20:41 Peter, what's he done now?
01:20:43 Well, he saved the day, that's what.
01:20:46 You should be thanking him.
01:20:48 Molly, what in the world is going on?
01:20:51 It seems that we're going to kidnap the prince.
01:20:53 Best we can gather, she's the boss.
01:20:55 She's my maid.
01:20:57 I'm her boss.
01:20:58 Well, looks like you're going to have to find a new maid.
01:21:01 And a new butler, I'm afraid.
01:21:05 I resign.
01:21:07 Resign?
01:21:08 But why?
01:21:11 Because, as a wise young man once said,
01:21:14 "Life's too short."
01:21:17 Peter, do something.
01:21:21 All right, here goes.
01:21:25 Natalie,
01:21:28 I think I mistook infatuation and excitement for love.
01:21:34 Look, this, this, this is your world.
01:21:36 It's not mine.
01:21:38 The whole time I was here, all I did was miss my family.
01:21:42 I'm in love with my wife and kids,
01:21:45 and I belong with them.
01:21:47 And I want to come home.
01:21:49 I mean, I understand if you need time to think about it.
01:21:53 Mom?
01:21:55 Mom?
01:22:01 I love you.
01:22:02 I love you.
01:22:05 Young man, how are we ever going to show you our gratitude?
01:22:10 Would your family like to spend Christmas with our family?
01:22:12 That sounds cool.
01:22:14 Is that okay?
01:22:16 Yes.
01:22:18 You're going to be with them?
01:22:20 Today?
01:22:22 On Christmas?
01:22:25 Thank you.
01:22:35 Music on.
01:22:38 Snowfall.
01:22:43 Hey!
01:22:45 I knew this was going to be the best Christmas ever!
01:22:48 Wow!
01:22:51 Hey!
01:22:53 Merry Christmas!
01:22:55 [cheering]
01:22:57 [music]
01:23:00 [music]
01:23:02 [music]
01:23:14 [music]
01:23:16 [music]
01:23:26 [music]
01:23:38 [music]
01:23:40 [music]
01:23:54 (dramatic music)