Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012)
On March 15, 2012, ABC Family announced the development of the fifth installment in the Home Alone series. It premiered exclusively on ABC Family's Countdown to the 25 Days of Christmas on November 25, 2012.[3] The film stars Christian Martyn, Jodelle Ferland, Malcolm McDowell, Debi Mazar, and Eddie Steeples. The story centers on the Baxter family's relocation from California to Maine, where Finn becomes convinced that his new house is haunted. When his parents become stranded across town, Finn sets traps to catch his new home's ghosts, but instead proves troublesome for a group of three thieves (McDowell, Mazar, and Steeples) who plot to steal a valuable painting in the basement of the house.
Transcript
00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:20 Yes! I cleared level 17!
00:00:23 Hey, Finn, press pause for a bit, why don't you kid on?
00:00:25 But this is a mega boss battle!
00:00:27 Will you look at that snow! Never got that in California, that's for sure.
00:00:31 You know guys, I have seen Christmas before, but this is Christmas Christmas.
00:00:37 In the frozen tundra of dragons and warriors, there are ice serpents that spew frost venom.
00:00:42 Let's just keep it in the real world, okay kiddo?
00:00:44 You are going to love it here. Promise.
00:00:47 [CHILDREN PLAYING]
00:00:49 Finn, no more screen time tour at the new house, I'm serious.
00:00:53 Turn it off!
00:00:56 [MUSIC]
00:01:11 Okay guys, welcome home.
00:01:15 [DOG BARKING]
00:01:21 Wow, wow. Oh boy.
00:01:26 Dad?
00:01:27 What do you think?
00:01:28 It's super creepy.
00:01:29 Oh come on, buddy, don't be ridiculous. Is that creepy? It's great.
00:01:32 It is great, honey.
00:01:34 Come on, wait till you see inside.
00:01:36 Guys!
00:01:39 [MUSIC]
00:01:42 Oh!
00:01:44 Hon, you done good.
00:01:48 Oh boy, and it's going to be so homey once we get all their stuff moving.
00:01:51 Look at all this space.
00:01:53 How do we even afford it? Did somebody die in here or something?
00:01:57 Alexis.
00:01:58 I'm serious. People get really good deals if they find like a dead body in the basement.
00:02:03 Nobody died. We got a good deal. People moved out and we're moving in.
00:02:08 Maybe it's haunted. Probably built on an Indian burial ground or something.
00:02:13 If we dig in the backyard, I bet we'll find bones.
00:02:17 Alexis, please.
00:02:19 She's just pulling your chain, buddy.
00:02:21 Mom, what was that? Did you hear that? Was that a ghost?
00:02:24 No, it's a realtor.
00:02:25 Hello, Baxter.
00:02:27 Hi.
00:02:28 I was just putting the finishing touches on this little housewarming gift.
00:02:31 Wow. Thank you.
00:02:33 Oh, and you must be the wee ones.
00:02:36 That's the wee ones.
00:02:37 Welcome to Maine.
00:02:40 They're not very good with real people. They're better with space robots and cell phones and things.
00:02:46 You're going to love it here. I guarantee it.
00:02:49 Does that mean you'll take this house back if we hate it?
00:02:53 They're just so precious, aren't they?
00:02:56 They're precious.
00:02:57 Well, Catherine, here are the keys.
00:02:59 Thank you.
00:03:00 And if you have any other questions.
00:03:03 I have a question.
00:03:05 What is it, honey?
00:03:06 Is this house haunted?
00:03:09 Haunted? Don't be silly. It just has personality.
00:03:16 What's that supposed to mean?
00:03:32 Welcome, Mr. Hughes.
00:03:34 Nice ride. I feel like we're going to the prom or something.
00:03:38 Is this the best we can do?
00:03:41 Hughes, this is Jessica. She's handling the security and surveillance.
00:03:45 Nice to meet you.
00:03:46 Let's get right down to it, shall we?
00:03:48 This here is our next target.
00:03:50 A creepy old house?
00:03:52 Not just any creepy old house, my dear girl.
00:03:56 That creepy old house once belonged to Jimmy Gravano, a notorious bootlegger. Thank you.
00:04:02 We're still in boots?
00:04:03 Bootlegging? He smuggled in alcohol when it was against the law in the 1920s.
00:04:08 Boots, booze, I don't care. Just as long as I get paid.
00:04:11 Ah, well, Jimmy "Deadleg" Gravano was known for two things.
00:04:16 One, his bootleg moonshine.
00:04:19 And two, he was the previous owner of a priceless work of art.
00:04:26 Edvard Munch's The Widow.
00:04:28 Oh, God, Sinclair, not again.
00:04:31 I have finally found her.
00:04:33 You say that every time.
00:04:35 When we broke into the Boston Museum, when we broke into the Bank of London, when we broke into that llama farm in Peru.
00:04:42 Sounds like a wild goose chase to me.
00:04:44 Amount is worth 85 million dollars.
00:04:47 I'm in is what I meant to say. I'm in.
00:04:50 Good. Well, I think we've found ourselves a safe cracker.
00:04:54 Yeah.
00:04:55 Goodness sake.
00:04:59 Am I missing something?
00:05:01 Against my advice, you got romantically entangled with our last safe cracker. Of course it ended predictably.
00:05:08 Now, look, this house just went on the market.
00:05:11 If we hurry, we can get inside before anyone even moves in.
00:05:16 Mrs. Catherine Baxter?
00:05:20 Look what the mailman hath brought.
00:05:22 Huh.
00:05:23 Getting into Hogwarts or something?
00:05:25 Oh.
00:05:28 It's an invitation to a holiday party this weekend at my new boss's place.
00:05:33 And when I say place, I mean private mountain.
00:05:35 Oh, wow.
00:05:37 Look at that. Aidenog, Elves, Set.
00:05:39 All the kids will love this.
00:05:41 Hey, sweetheart.
00:05:45 Look what I found.
00:05:47 Your little pop star singing machine, remember?
00:05:51 I haven't played with that thing since I was a kid.
00:05:53 I love you, Daddy.
00:05:57 You're so annoying.
00:05:59 Get out of my room.
00:06:02 Well.
00:06:05 Hey, you wanna come on downstairs and help your mom and me unpack?
00:06:10 I'd rather die.
00:06:11 Perfect.
00:06:12 Have a good one.
00:06:14 Take that, overkill.
00:06:17 Hey, buddy.
00:06:22 Oh, games already?
00:06:24 I was kinda hoping you might want to explore the new house with me.
00:06:28 What do you think?
00:06:29 Captain Overkill's online now.
00:06:30 Sorry, you're playing another kid?
00:06:32 Yeah, online.
00:06:34 We play together all the time.
00:06:35 It's cool.
00:06:37 He's my friend.
00:06:38 Well, have you ever met this friend, like in real life?
00:06:41 No.
00:06:42 But he's your friend. What do you know about him?
00:06:44 He prefers pulse grenades.
00:06:46 Yeah, well, who doesn't?
00:06:48 Dude, have you ever considered making some real friends?
00:06:53 Why?
00:06:54 Buddy, you gotta get out of the house once in a while.
00:06:57 You know what I'm saying? Try something new.
00:06:59 Right? Get out of your head once in a while. You know what I mean?
00:07:02 Oh, man! Pulse grenades!
00:07:04 How does he always do that?
00:07:06 Okay, off. That's it. No more games until you help Mom and me unpack.
00:07:09 Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:10 Okay? Let's go.
00:07:11 Coming!
00:07:15 [Rustling]
00:07:20 Done! Do you want me to do the glasses?
00:07:23 I'm gonna say no.
00:07:25 Smell that?
00:07:29 Yeah.
00:07:30 You don't smell that in California, my friend. That's called air.
00:07:32 It's all around this place.
00:07:34 Hm. Smells good.
00:07:37 That's a tent.
00:07:39 Yeah.
00:07:41 Mm-hmm. How about after we get settled in, you and I go camping, huh?
00:07:45 Two men, the great outdoors. What do you think?
00:07:47 Well, you hate camping.
00:07:49 Yeah, well, maybe both of us need to, you know, try things out of our comfort zone here.
00:07:54 You wanna take that one down to the basement, dude?
00:07:56 And...
00:07:58 Basement! I'm coming with you. Let's go!
00:08:02 [Door slams]
00:08:03 People get really good deals if they find, like, a dead body in the basement.
00:08:18 The basement level in Dragons and Warriors is a prison filled with ghosts.
00:08:24 Yeah, well, the basement in real life...
00:08:29 Just a basement.
00:08:31 You can do this.
00:08:35 [Sighs]
00:08:36 [Footsteps]
00:08:39 [Footsteps]
00:08:41 [Footsteps]
00:08:55 [Footsteps]
00:09:04 [Footsteps]
00:09:06 [Gasps]
00:09:16 [Gasps]
00:09:18 [Gasps]
00:09:27 [Gasps]
00:09:28 [Grunts]
00:09:37 Dead like is watching you.
00:09:46 [Gunshot]
00:09:48 [Screams]
00:09:50 [Gasps]
00:09:53 [Gasps]
00:09:54 [Gasps]
00:09:55 [Grunts]
00:09:56 [Shouting]
00:09:58 [Shouting]
00:10:00 Mom, I know, but...
00:10:02 Finn, go outside and play. It'll be good for you.
00:10:04 There's a boy next door that you can play with.
00:10:06 I do not want to meet anyone new.
00:10:09 Can I just go upstairs and play my game?
00:10:11 Finn, are you trying to tell me you're afraid to cross the yard and meet a friend?
00:10:14 What would we even talk about?
00:10:15 Uh, ask him what he likes to do for fun.
00:10:17 Oh, guys, I am so sorry.
00:10:21 [Music]
00:10:24 [Music]
00:10:26 Um...
00:10:37 So, what do you like to do for fun around here?
00:10:44 Lots of stuff.
00:10:46 Like what?
00:10:48 You know, build snowmen, make snowballs,
00:10:51 go snow sledding, design snow forts,
00:10:54 go snow skiing, make snow angels,
00:10:57 start a snow avalanche, wear snow shoes,
00:11:00 play hide-and-go-snow.
00:11:02 Did I already say make snowballs?
00:11:04 I get it. Um, but isn't there anything that doesn't involve snow?
00:11:08 We can make snow cones.
00:11:10 Oh, wait.
00:11:12 Maybe you could come over to my place for video games.
00:11:15 I have Robo Infantry 3.
00:11:17 It has multiplayer. You could be a strike robot.
00:11:19 Nuh-uh. No way.
00:11:21 Why not?
00:11:22 Your house is haunted. That's why the last people moved out.
00:11:25 Haunted?
00:11:26 Yeah. Doors creak open, lights flash on and off for no reason.
00:11:30 It's the ghost of a gangster who was murdered there.
00:11:33 He was smothered to death in his sleep.
00:11:35 No way. That's real. That's imaginary.
00:11:37 Oh, it's real.
00:11:38 My mom said it was a long time ago,
00:11:40 but late at night, they say you can still hear him
00:11:44 walking around, dragging his deformed leg across the floor,
00:11:48 begging for revenge against anyone who tries to sleep.
00:11:51 I'd like to hang out with you, but I'm too young to die.
00:11:55 Dad like is watching.
00:11:58 All right, big guy. Turn off the video game. It's lights out.
00:12:07 But can't I do one more level?
00:12:10 Hi, hon. You liking your new room?
00:12:15 Hello?
00:12:18 Take off your headphones.
00:12:21 They're earbuds.
00:12:23 Look, I know this move has been hard on you.
00:12:27 So why are we here, Mom?
00:12:29 It's my new job. It's a big step for me.
00:12:31 It's something I've been working towards a long time.
00:12:33 But more importantly, the reason we decided to move
00:12:36 was because your father and I decided that we wanted the best for you and your brother.
00:12:39 The best like a 32 gig tablet computer with a pink sequin case?
00:12:44 There's more to the holidays than gifts.
00:12:47 Great. Lame Christmas.
00:12:52 Oh. That went well.
00:12:56 Oh, come on. We did it.
00:13:00 The Baxters have moved to Maine.
00:13:03 Romanians. Romaniacs. Or Mononians.
00:13:08 Is this a mistake?
00:13:10 Did I uproot our family for a stupid job where no one will appreciate me?
00:13:14 Sweetheart, we appreciate you. You know that.
00:13:19 And you know you're going to be the best VP these maniacs have ever had.
00:13:26 Oh. I dragged us all the way across the country.
00:13:33 Our children hate me.
00:13:35 That's not true and you know it.
00:13:37 Alexis hates me.
00:13:39 Okay, yeah, she hates you. But she's going to outgrow it.
00:13:46 And our son spends every waking minute plugged into video games.
00:13:50 He just needs a little push out of the nest. He's a little shy. That's all.
00:13:54 He has no real friends. Friends his age. Friends who aren't space marines.
00:13:59 He's scared of his own shadow.
00:14:01 He's just got an overactive imagination. What's wrong with that?
00:14:06 [Sigh]
00:14:08 Walking around, dragging his dirty leg across the floor, looking for revenge against anyone.
00:14:17 I don't know what I'm doing! My room is totally haunted!
00:14:25 Michael, it's my room!
00:14:27 What? Oh, buddy.
00:14:31 Okay, look, I understand. Change can be scary. Moving is never, never easy.
00:14:38 This is about change, Dad. This is about survival. I don't want to sleep in here.
00:14:42 There's safety in numbers.
00:14:44 Okay, honey bunch.
00:14:46 You are too old to be afraid of ghosts.
00:14:50 Real life is hard enough without making up stuff to be afraid of.
00:14:54 You heard the boss. Right? I mean, back to bed. You'll be fine.
00:15:00 You'll both be singing a different tune tomorrow if an evil ghost smothers me in my sleep.
00:15:05 Back to bed.
00:15:07 Fine. But if I have to sleep in there all by myself, I'm taking precautions.
00:15:15 Mobile squad, two-five-six. Bring shields up and scanners online.
00:15:24 Weapons are charged. Permission to fire on all ghosts.
00:15:28 This is not a drill!
00:15:31 [phone notification]
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00:16:38 [music]
00:16:40 Gotcha!
00:16:47 What in the world is going on?
00:16:49 I was trying to catch the ghost.
00:16:51 Oh, for God's sake.
00:16:52 The stun gun and a tent?
00:16:54 I couldn't rule out vampire or zombie.
00:16:57 Oh, you are not to touch this ever!
00:17:00 But if I prove this house is haunted, we can move back to California!
00:17:04 You're an idiot.
00:17:05 And if you're in Texas, don't call your brother an idiot.
00:17:08 Finn, listen.
00:17:09 You know what? It's okay. I got this. I got this. It's okay.
00:17:13 Okay.
00:17:14 Sorry, Dad.
00:17:15 Hey, buddy.
00:17:19 Oh, Vinny. Vinny, Finn. That's impressive.
00:17:24 What's going on?
00:17:25 I heard it, Dad. It was real.
00:17:29 Okay. Where do you hear it? Where is it?
00:17:33 Like someone was dragging their dead leg.
00:17:36 Oh, buddy, look.
00:17:41 Just a tree branch. You can hear it. That's all.
00:17:44 That's all.
00:17:46 That's all. Look, dude.
00:17:48 I know this is different than our old house, but I promise you.
00:17:53 You have absolutely nothing to be afraid of, okay?
00:17:56 [music]
00:17:59 [music]
00:18:01 We're too late.
00:18:05 Somebody's already moved in.
00:18:07 Well, that never stopped me before.
00:18:09 We'll just wait until there's no one home, and then...
00:18:13 we'll strike.
00:18:16 Now, eat up, everybody. We have a big day today.
00:18:21 We are picking out our Christmas tree, and we're going to get new decorations, and deck our new halls together.
00:18:26 How does that sound?
00:18:27 We should prepare. The ghosts could come back while we're out.
00:18:30 Oh, look, kiddo. I don't care what you've learned from your video game.
00:18:33 There's no such thing as ghosts, especially at Christmas time.
00:18:36 Ghost of Christmas past, ghost of Christmas present, ghost of Christmas future, Marley's ghost.
00:18:42 Well, that's why we're getting a tree, because a little-known fact, Christmas spirit repels all ghosts.
00:18:49 Now, hurry up. We're going to leave as soon as your father is done clearing the driveway.
00:18:53 That could be a while.
00:18:55 Come on! I can do this! I can do this!
00:19:00 All right, all right, all right.
00:19:02 Ow!
00:19:04 Come on!
00:19:06 We can live like this!
00:19:10 Amateur.
00:19:12 What are you doing, weirdo?
00:19:16 Making more ghost traps. I'm going to prove this place is haunted.
00:19:20 You'll see. Then we can all move back home.
00:19:22 There is no ghost. I was just messing with you.
00:19:25 No, there is.
00:19:27 So, what's your big plan? Wrap the ghost up and tuck it under the Christmas tree?
00:19:32 Look, if the ghost tries to get out of the basement while we're gone, this wrapping paper will rip.
00:19:37 Proof the ghost is real.
00:19:39 Um, wouldn't real ghosts just float through the door?
00:19:43 You're not helping.
00:19:45 Driveway's clear. You guys ready? It's going to be fun.
00:19:50 It could be fun.
00:19:51 (upbeat music)
00:19:53 (singing)
00:19:56 (singing)
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00:20:00 (singing)
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00:20:06 (singing)
00:20:09 (singing)
00:20:11 (singing)
00:20:13 - When we come back home,
00:20:37 we roll in with shotguns and masks,
00:20:39 and presidents, and everything.
00:20:40 I'm usually Ronald Reagan.
00:20:42 Roll in, keep the door down like,
00:20:43 yo, get down on the floor.
00:20:45 No one move.
00:20:45 Put the money in the bag.
00:20:46 I blow your head off.
00:20:48 - How fascinating.
00:20:49 Why don't you just shut up?
00:20:51 - Wait, wait.
00:20:55 (upbeat music)
00:20:58 (door opening)
00:21:01 - Shh.
00:21:20 Shh.
00:21:21 Shh.
00:21:22 - Gingerbread cookies.
00:21:26 (upbeat music)
00:21:28 - I like to eat the head first,
00:21:32 then the arm, then the leg.
00:21:35 - Understand this.
00:21:37 My crew is expected to slip in and out of our targets
00:21:40 undetected like ghosts.
00:21:43 - Got you, chief.
00:21:46 - Oh, you got me, Hughes, did you?
00:21:48 You really got me.
00:21:49 And that doesn't mean dragging in dirt and snow like that
00:21:52 or eating their freshly baked cookies.
00:21:55 And I don't care whether they're gingerbread men
00:21:57 or chocolate coconut macaroons.
00:22:00 - Chocolate covered coconut macaroons
00:22:02 were Steve's favorite.
00:22:04 - Oh, shut up.
00:22:05 Both of you.
00:22:07 Just look.
00:22:09 This is important.
00:22:11 There can be no mistakes.
00:22:14 Right.
00:22:15 All right, now, look.
00:22:17 Pull yourself together.
00:22:18 Come on, deep breath.
00:22:20 Come on.
00:22:21 Now, go find yourself a nice window and keep lookout.
00:22:24 You, come with me.
00:22:28 - Is that an old girl and a glass of milk?
00:22:29 - Now.
00:22:30 - There's nothing here.
00:22:41 - Yeah, that's just what the old bootlegger
00:22:43 wants us to think.
00:22:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:23:12 - You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.
00:23:17 Come on, Ronald Reagan, you're up.
00:23:18 - Get ready to have your mind blown.
00:23:21 - I'm not used to doing this without the mask.
00:23:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:23:36 - Oh, would you look at that?
00:23:53 It reminds me of Steve.
00:23:55 - That's what I'm talking about.
00:24:02 - Yeah? - Move.
00:24:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:24:06 - Wow.
00:24:30 I don't understand.
00:24:33 - Maybe somebody beat us to it.
00:24:34 - No, it's impossible.
00:24:37 All my research, all my planning,
00:24:39 all the historical cross-checking,
00:24:43 my beloved Gigi should be here.
00:24:46 - Your beloved what?
00:24:47 - We were supposed to have a house together like this,
00:24:51 to grow old together.
00:24:54 Baby, I miss you.
00:24:55 Can you please just return my calls?
00:24:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:02 - Oh, crap.
00:25:03 I gotta go.
00:25:04 Please, just call me.
00:25:07 Code red!
00:25:08 Code red!
00:25:09 - What? Code red, quick!
00:25:10 I'm compromised.
00:25:11 Go, go, go!
00:25:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:16 - OK, gang.
00:25:17 So your mom and I will get the straps.
00:25:19 Then you and Alexis get the back.
00:25:21 And make sure that the weight is balanced evenly.
00:25:27 - OK.
00:25:28 - I'm going to come to you guys.
00:25:30 You guys got it?
00:25:31 - Go, go!
00:25:32 [SCREAMING]
00:25:33 [CRASH]
00:25:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:57 - Yes!
00:25:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:26:01 [SCREAMING]
00:26:08 - Yeah!
00:26:08 - You're sure you saw something?
00:26:13 - Yes, it was right here by the window.
00:26:15 - Buddy, have you ever heard of the fable,
00:26:17 "The Boy Who Cried Ghost?"
00:26:20 - Alexis!
00:26:21 - My sweater is ruined.
00:26:22 You are so dead!
00:26:23 - We should check to see if anything's out of place.
00:26:24 - Then come here.
00:26:26 - Let's calm down and talk about this.
00:26:28 - Cookies are missing!
00:26:29 Look, look, look, look, look!
00:26:31 There were six gingerbread men here at breakfast.
00:26:33 Now there are only four.
00:26:34 - All this proves is that someone disobeyed me when I
00:26:38 said no gingerbread men for breakfast.
00:26:42 - And look.
00:26:44 My ghost strap.
00:26:46 The ghost is out.
00:26:47 It came from the basement.
00:26:49 - OK, that is actually creepy.
00:26:50 Don't encourage him.
00:26:51 Honey, tell your son there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:26:54 - I think I just got the chills.
00:26:56 - Nothing came out of the basement.
00:26:59 All of you are acting ridiculous.
00:27:01 - She's right.
00:27:02 There's nothing there.
00:27:03 I'm just going to check it out.
00:27:06 - Dad, wait!
00:27:08 - OK, so I just got to turn the light on.
00:27:13 And--
00:27:14 - Oh, for crying out loud.
00:27:16 - Frying pan.
00:27:17 And here we go.
00:27:18 OK.
00:27:20 OK.
00:27:22 That's cool.
00:27:25 Looking good.
00:27:27 Looking good.
00:27:31 OK.
00:27:33 OK.
00:27:34 Guys, look.
00:27:35 There's nobody down here.
00:27:37 There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:27:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:27:59 - Come on, come on, come on.
00:28:00 We can't be late.
00:28:02 Let's go.
00:28:05 Hello?
00:28:08 Family?
00:28:09 Hello?
00:28:10 My new boss is big on punctuality.
00:28:15 Let's get a move on.
00:28:16 - Yeah, I don't know.
00:28:17 I'm just trying to decide.
00:28:18 Is this Ty trying too hard?
00:28:20 What do you think?
00:28:21 - Whatever makes you happy, honey.
00:28:22 All I care about is that I arrive on time
00:28:24 with a husband wearing pants.
00:28:26 - Pants?
00:28:27 Wow.
00:28:28 Well, la-dee-da.
00:28:31 La-dee-da.
00:28:32 La-dee-da-dee.
00:28:33 [KNOCKING]
00:28:36 - Alexis?
00:28:36 We are leaving for the Christmas party in five minutes.
00:28:42 - Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:43 - I did many, many times.
00:28:45 My new boss, the Mountain Lodge, caroling, eggnog,
00:28:47 any of that ring a bell?
00:28:50 - We had fun yesterday.
00:28:52 Do we really have to do it again?
00:28:54 - Yes, we do.
00:28:56 [EXPLOSIONS]
00:29:02 - What are you doing?
00:29:03 I've been calling you.
00:29:05 Turn it off.
00:29:06 - Just one more level, Mom.
00:29:07 Please, I'm so close to victory.
00:29:09 - OK.
00:29:10 - I'm not-- oh, no, it's not.
00:29:12 - This is not open for discussion.
00:29:13 - Oh, no.
00:29:14 Oh, man.
00:29:15 I was about to demolish Captain Overkill's armor base.
00:29:18 - Well, I'm sure they can be demolished tomorrow.
00:29:20 Now hurry up.
00:29:21 We're going to be late.
00:29:22 - Why don't you just go without me?
00:29:24 - Look, this is not a root canal or something.
00:29:25 It's a Christmas party.
00:29:27 There'll be other kids there.
00:29:28 - That I'll have to talk to.
00:29:30 And then they'll ask me questions.
00:29:32 And-- well, I have to sing.
00:29:35 - Look, I know you're afraid of new situations.
00:29:37 But I refuse to raise a kid who's
00:29:39 afraid of everything that isn't on a video screen.
00:29:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:29:46 Put on your shoes.
00:29:48 I'm going to murder your sister.
00:29:51 - What's going on?
00:29:52 - Somebody took my headphones.
00:29:55 - What?
00:29:56 - That's it.
00:29:57 Family announcement.
00:29:59 We are not moving back to California.
00:30:01 Not because of ghosts.
00:30:02 Not because of poorly conceived acts of teenage rebellion.
00:30:05 Not ever.
00:30:07 We are all going to learn to love this quaint little town
00:30:09 and this big creepy house because we have to.
00:30:12 - It's bad enough you dragged us all the way across the country.
00:30:15 Now we've got to parade around with smiles on our faces
00:30:18 just so that you don't feel guilty?
00:30:20 - So what?
00:30:21 You'd rather not go?
00:30:22 Stay home?
00:30:22 Is that what you want?
00:30:23 - Totally.
00:30:24 Maybe I might actually like this place if I wasn't
00:30:26 around you guys all the time.
00:30:29 - OK, great.
00:30:30 You two can stay here while your dad
00:30:32 and I have all the Christmas fun we can handle.
00:30:34 - Seriously?
00:30:35 - Yeah.
00:30:36 You want to stay home?
00:30:36 Stay home.
00:30:38 - OK.
00:30:39 OK.
00:30:39 - But there are some terms and conditions.
00:30:42 First of all, Alexis, you are babysitting Finn.
00:30:46 - Wait, hold on.
00:30:46 Works for me.
00:30:47 - And no video games.
00:30:49 - Mom!
00:30:50 - No games, no TV, no music, no phone.
00:30:54 - Well, you probably want to leave with a phone.
00:30:56 - These are my rules.
00:30:56 No phone.
00:30:57 - Emergencies.
00:30:57 - Thank you, honey.
00:30:58 OK, phone for emergencies only, OK?
00:31:01 OK, great.
00:31:01 Well, I am glad everyone got what they wanted.
00:31:03 Have fun not being part of this family.
00:31:11 Merry Christmas!
00:31:14 - OK, guys, we'll call you from the party.
00:31:15 Behave.
00:31:16 - I don't think we've ever made mom that mad before.
00:31:30 - Whatever.
00:31:32 - So I guess it's just you and me.
00:31:35 - You're on your own, weirdo.
00:31:37 - You leave me alone, I leave you alone.
00:31:38 That's the deal.
00:31:39 - What?
00:31:40 But you took my game controller.
00:31:42 What am I supposed to do?
00:31:43 - I don't care.
00:31:44 Whatever he wants.
00:31:46 We're home alone.
00:31:46 - I wonder if they sell them individually.
00:31:57 All right.
00:31:58 - Just have to stabilize.
00:32:00 - All right.
00:32:01 - Good.
00:32:02 - Who's Gigi?
00:32:02 - None of your business.
00:32:03 - What?
00:32:05 Who's Gigi?
00:32:06 - Back by the safe, you said my beloved Gigi should be here.
00:32:09 So I want to know who are we really looking for.
00:32:12 Are we looking for a body?
00:32:13 - Come here.
00:32:17 Gigi was my great-grandmother.
00:32:24 And if you must know, she is the widow.
00:32:29 - Ah.
00:32:30 - Yeah.
00:32:31 Oh.
00:32:34 Edvard Munch was so enraptured by her doleful beauty
00:32:37 that he painted her into a masterpiece.
00:32:40 In the painting, she's seen sitting with her children.
00:32:44 Her family.
00:32:46 My family.
00:32:48 The canvas was stolen decades ago,
00:32:50 but I'm going to find her.
00:32:53 [sighs]
00:32:54 She belongs to me.
00:32:56 You OK, sweetie?
00:32:57 - Sure.
00:32:58 Why?
00:32:59 - Because you're still holding Finn's controller.
00:33:01 Thanks.
00:33:08 - I just-- I don't know.
00:33:10 I'm all for pushing Finn out of the nest a bit,
00:33:13 but should we really leave him home alone in a new place?
00:33:16 - You know what?
00:33:17 A few hours away would be nice.
00:33:20 And hey, they'll learn a thing or two about responsibility.
00:33:25 - Yeah.
00:33:26 [music playing]
00:33:27 - [panting]
00:33:30 - I'm jumping on the sofa.
00:33:34 I don't care.
00:33:35 I'm eating junk food.
00:33:43 I don't care.
00:33:48 I broke a leg!
00:33:50 I can't hear you.
00:33:52 And I don't care.
00:33:54 That was back step.
00:33:56 Feet.
00:33:57 Back step.
00:33:58 Ka-pow!
00:33:59 [laughs]
00:34:00 [music playing]
00:34:03 - [singing]
00:34:06 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:34:11 [music playing]
00:34:14 [gunshots]
00:34:17 [gunshots]
00:34:18 [screams]
00:34:19 [gunshots]
00:34:20 [laughs]
00:34:21 [glass shatters]
00:34:22 [music playing]
00:34:25 [footsteps]
00:34:27 [music playing]
00:34:30 - Noble squad 2-5-6.
00:34:32 Are you ready to infiltrate the core?
00:34:34 Yes, commander.
00:34:36 Boosters engaged in 3, 2, 1, attack!
00:34:42 [music playing]
00:34:45 [gunshots]
00:34:47 [gasps]
00:34:50 - Awesome!
00:34:51 [music playing]
00:34:54 Awesome!
00:34:55 [music playing]
00:34:58 [chatter]
00:35:01 - Wow.
00:35:02 [chatter]
00:35:04 - Nice to meet you.
00:35:05 - Nice.
00:35:06 - Look at all the Santas.
00:35:08 - Look at that.
00:35:09 - Welcome!
00:35:10 Welcome.
00:35:11 Our new addition.
00:35:13 [laughs]
00:35:15 - Oh, thank you.
00:35:16 See you later.
00:35:17 - Mr. Carson, thank you so much for having us.
00:35:20 - But of course.
00:35:21 You're part of the Carson family now, huh?
00:35:24 - Over here, guys.
00:35:25 - Where is--
00:35:26 [camera shutter]
00:35:27 - Oh, my goodness.
00:35:29 - Now, Albert, I don't pay you to loaf about.
00:35:33 Please get our lovely new vice president, an eggnog.
00:35:37 - Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:35:39 This is my husband, Curtis.
00:35:41 - I'm her husband.
00:35:43 I'm Curtis.
00:35:44 How are you?
00:35:45 - Oh, my God.
00:35:47 My mistake.
00:35:49 He's the spitting image of Albert, my butler, now deceased.
00:35:54 - Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:55 - Oh, the tie's the same, too.
00:35:57 - I told you about the tie.
00:35:59 - Have you ever thought of taking on the assignment of--
00:36:03 night servants?
00:36:05 - Oh, well, I haven't thought, but I'm sure I could.
00:36:08 - And you have kids, too.
00:36:09 - Uh, I--
00:36:10 - Seven of them.
00:36:11 - Uh, two.
00:36:12 - Oh, that's probably one of the best.
00:36:14 All those clutching little heads.
00:36:18 They're--
00:36:19 Where are the little tykes?
00:36:21 - Oh, they're still adjusting to the move, you know,
00:36:23 so we decided to leave them at home for the evening.
00:36:26 - Great!
00:36:27 Ah, that's great.
00:36:28 More reindeer in a blanket for the rest of us, huh?
00:36:32 I've hired the best real bearded Santas in the country
00:36:38 to serve our cocktails.
00:36:41 Here's one now.
00:36:42 Dig in.
00:36:43 [beeping]
00:36:46 - Huh.
00:36:47 Whoa.
00:36:49 This time, you're going down.
00:36:51 [explosion]
00:36:54 [explosion]
00:36:57 [explosion]
00:36:59 [explosion]
00:37:02 - Yes!
00:37:03 [explosion]
00:37:06 [explosion]
00:37:08 - What's happening?
00:37:09 Hey, hey, let's go!
00:37:11 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:37:13 not the batteries.
00:37:14 Come on, turn on.
00:37:15 Turn on!
00:37:16 [grunts]
00:37:17 Oh, my gosh.
00:37:19 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:21 Oh, no!
00:37:23 Oh, my gosh.
00:37:25 [suspenseful music]
00:37:28 Okay.
00:37:30 [knocking]
00:37:31 [crackling]
00:37:37 Yes, yes!
00:37:38 Okay, okay.
00:37:40 [crackling]
00:37:44 [clicks]
00:37:45 [door creaks]
00:37:47 [explosion]
00:37:49 No!
00:37:54 [clicking]
00:38:01 [clicking]
00:38:03 [explosion]
00:38:04 [grunts]
00:38:06 [panting]
00:38:08 [grunts]
00:38:10 [thunder]
00:38:15 [music]
00:38:19 - Hi.
00:38:20 So, how's it going over there?
00:38:22 - All is quiet, with no music or TV.
00:38:26 I'm actually reading.
00:38:27 - Sure you are.
00:38:29 - I am.
00:38:30 An article about lipstick.
00:38:31 So it's not war and peace, but hey, I'm technically reading it.
00:38:35 - Okay.
00:38:36 And Finn?
00:38:37 - He's downstairs playing board games with that snow kid.
00:38:40 - Oh, he is?
00:38:41 - That's great!
00:38:42 Hey, it's really snowing up here.
00:38:45 Are you guys warm enough?
00:38:46 - Yes.
00:38:47 You don't have to call to check up on us every five minutes.
00:38:50 The phone is for emergency use only.
00:38:52 - Fair enough.
00:38:53 I'll text when we're headed back.
00:38:54 Love you.
00:38:55 - Love you, bye.
00:38:57 - Now can you help me?
00:38:59 It will take you ten seconds.
00:39:02 - Okay.
00:39:04 I'll get your dumb battery.
00:39:05 Then I'm gonna go check out the mall.
00:39:07 But you can't tell Mom I went out.
00:39:09 Deal?
00:39:10 - Deal.
00:39:11 - Okay.
00:39:12 - What was that?
00:39:19 - Don't be such a chicken.
00:39:21 - I got it!
00:39:24 Let's go.
00:39:25 - Why do you think a ghost lives down here anyway?
00:39:27 - 'Cause I found the ghost's room.
00:39:29 Look.
00:39:33 - Pfft.
00:39:34 - Whoa!
00:39:42 - But this was locked!
00:39:45 - I tried it!
00:39:47 A ghost must have opened it.
00:39:49 If you're trying to scare me, it's not gonna work.
00:39:52 It probably only looks empty.
00:39:56 In Robo-Infantry 2, you could find ammo rooms that looked empty,
00:40:01 but they would have a secret door.
00:40:03 - This isn't some stupid video game, loser.
00:40:06 - There's no secret door.
00:40:08 - See?
00:40:09 - Holy cow!
00:40:12 Did I mention that the secret rooms were often booby-trapped?
00:40:16 - Come on.
00:40:18 This is totally cool.
00:40:29 - Okay, so, uh, well, we've seen it.
00:40:34 Let's go.
00:40:35 - Talk about a creepy family.
00:40:38 - Yeah.
00:40:39 - Wait, wait, come here.
00:40:41 Come and look at this.
00:40:43 Look.
00:40:45 Look at the old woman's eyes.
00:40:48 I think...
00:40:51 I think they're moving.
00:40:53 Like she's watching us.
00:40:58 No.
00:40:59 No, she's...
00:41:00 She's watching you.
00:41:02 It was a joke!
00:41:21 [sighs]
00:41:23 Huh.
00:41:28 What do we have here?
00:41:31 [sighs]
00:41:32 Touch my hooch and regret it.
00:41:37 Dead leg.
00:41:39 [sighs]
00:41:41 [car starts]
00:41:45 - Huh? What?
00:41:46 [tires screeching]
00:41:47 - Crap!
00:41:48 [tires screeching]
00:41:50 - Oh.
00:41:55 Oh, phone, phone, phone, phone.
00:41:57 [sighs]
00:41:59 Finn!
00:42:01 Finn, I'm stuck!
00:42:02 Open the door!
00:42:03 Finn!
00:42:04 Come down here!
00:42:05 Finn!
00:42:06 Can you hear me?
00:42:07 [door creaking]
00:42:08 Finn!
00:42:09 Can you hear me?
00:42:11 [door creaking]
00:42:12 [screaming]
00:42:17 [whispering]
00:42:19 - What do you say we ditch this shindig?
00:42:30 I mean, it's gonna take us a while to get back down the mountain in this weather.
00:42:33 - Sounds good.
00:42:34 - Huh?
00:42:35 - I wanna get home before bedtime in case Finn is scared.
00:42:37 - I love you.
00:42:38 [chuckles]
00:42:39 - There you go.
00:42:41 To you, my dear.
00:42:42 - Mm-hmm.
00:42:43 - Say your goodbyes.
00:42:44 - To three, everyone.
00:42:45 - Out of the way.
00:42:46 [door creaking]
00:42:47 Ah, there's good news and bad news.
00:42:52 The bad news is that this little winter storm has picked up, you know?
00:43:00 And all the roads leading down the mountain will be temporarily closed.
00:43:06 [audience groans]
00:43:07 - I--excuse me, sir, for how long?
00:43:10 - Good question, Carla.
00:43:12 - Oh, it's Catherine, actually.
00:43:14 - For those in the back, Carla Baxter, our new VP...
00:43:20 [applause]
00:43:23 ...has asked how long we expect the roads to be shut down.
00:43:31 I have no idea.
00:43:33 But the good news is there's plenty more adult eggnog, right?
00:43:40 - Go get 'em, Santa.
00:43:42 - It's--
00:43:43 [clears throat]
00:43:44 [knocking]
00:43:53 [doorbell rings]
00:43:55 - I'm here!
00:43:59 Hello, Finn, I'm downstairs!
00:44:02 [sighs]
00:44:04 Who builds a house like this?
00:44:06 This is so lame.
00:44:08 Now I'm talking to myself.
00:44:12 Alexis!
00:44:15 Did--did you leave yet?
00:44:20 [door buzzes]
00:44:22 - Gonna be stuck here a while.
00:44:28 Frozen pizza in the freezer.
00:44:29 Make sure Finn in bed by 10 p.m.
00:44:31 - Well, a deal's a deal.
00:44:36 [whimsical music]
00:44:40 - Okay.
00:44:41 - Okay, well, I guess we'll just have to make the best of it.
00:44:44 - Yeah, I'll get you an eggnog.
00:44:47 - Not this time!
00:44:49 You'll never beat me!
00:44:54 - No!
00:44:55 You were out of pulse grenades!
00:44:57 [beeping]
00:45:01 [sirens wailing]
00:45:05 - Yes!
00:45:07 [beeping]
00:45:10 [sighs]
00:45:13 - You've beaten me like a million times.
00:45:15 How do you always do it?
00:45:16 - Is this Andy?
00:45:17 - Who's Andy?
00:45:19 [gulps]
00:45:20 - Whoa.
00:45:21 How old are you, dude?
00:45:23 - Ten.
00:45:24 - Man, I thought you were this other guy I play with.
00:45:26 If I'd known you were just a kid,
00:45:27 I wouldn't have overkilled you so many times.
00:45:29 - So what if I'm ten?
00:45:30 - No, you rock, dude.
00:45:32 You're good.
00:45:33 You just need to learn to conserve your ammo.
00:45:35 Do you know what the word "conserve" means?
00:45:36 - I'm ten.
00:45:37 I'm not an idiot.
00:45:38 - Right, right.
00:45:39 Sorry.
00:45:40 - So how did you get so good?
00:45:42 - Practice.
00:45:43 You just gotta devote ten to...
00:45:45 14 hours a day to the game, you know?
00:45:47 Priorities.
00:45:48 - My parents only let me play for an hour a day.
00:45:50 - That's your problem right there.
00:45:52 I live alone, so...
00:45:53 - You can play video games all day and night?
00:45:55 And no one ever tells you to clean up your room?
00:45:58 - Yeah.
00:45:59 It's pretty much the best thing about going to college.
00:46:02 - Sounds amazing.
00:46:03 So I asked for the new Robo Expansion Pack for Christmas.
00:46:07 What did you ask for?
00:46:08 - Uh, I don't really do the whole Christmas thing
00:46:10 since I don't live with my folks anymore.
00:46:12 - So you're not gonna visit them?
00:46:14 - Nah.
00:46:15 I don't really have, you know,
00:46:16 the cash to blow on plane tickets right now anyway.
00:46:20 - So you don't get Christmas?
00:46:22 - Oh, they'll send me something.
00:46:24 - Well, if you're alone, it's not really Christmas.
00:46:29 - I never thought about it like that before.
00:46:31 - Well, I'll keep you company.
00:46:34 Wanna play again?
00:46:36 - Sure. I'll even give you some pointers.
00:46:38 - Uh-oh.
00:46:44 - Uh-oh what? You gotta go?
00:46:46 - Do you believe in ghosts?
00:46:49 - Finn, I believe this plane of existence has many mysteries.
00:46:53 - All right, it's just a branch.
00:46:57 Just a branch.
00:47:00 [sighs]
00:47:02 Huh?
00:47:09 Dead leg!
00:47:17 [screams]
00:47:19 - Okay, the perimeter's clear.
00:47:31 - No movement. All good.
00:47:33 - All right, listen, I don't want to alarm you,
00:47:35 but I think I just saw someone in that window upstairs,
00:47:37 but flickering or, I don't know, shadow or something.
00:47:41 - This guy in town was telling me this place is haunted.
00:47:43 The gangster who stole your great-granny's picture?
00:47:45 He got murdered in this house.
00:47:47 You left that part out, didn't you?
00:47:48 Maybe he doesn't want anyone to touch his painting.
00:47:50 - You know, if we had some sage, we could cleanse the house out.
00:47:53 - Don't be absurd.
00:47:55 - I don't want to upset some ghost gangster.
00:47:57 - Look, we're going in.
00:47:58 I'm the ghost on no ghost.
00:47:59 Now, come on, let's go get your tools.
00:48:01 You too, come on.
00:48:03 - Dude, can you still hear me?
00:48:05 - It's the ghost. He's back.
00:48:08 - Did you watch a scary movie on cable or something?
00:48:10 - What? No.
00:48:11 - Whatever you do, do not stay up late
00:48:14 and watch R-rated movies.
00:48:16 Sounds like a good idea,
00:48:18 but you can't unsee that stuff, man.
00:48:20 - I have to do something.
00:48:22 - Hiding under the blanket sometimes works.
00:48:24 - You're not helping. Be right back.
00:48:26 - I thought you said we were at a Christmas party.
00:48:42 - It's the ghost. It's the ghost.
00:48:45 - It's not possible.
00:48:50 - Oh, I know what it is.
00:48:52 It's just a security device, that's all.
00:48:54 - Well, maybe they didn't all go to the party.
00:48:56 - Don't be silly.
00:48:58 You know, Santa Claus, elves, eggnog.
00:49:01 I mean, people in small towns, they love that kind of crap.
00:49:04 - I don't know. I'm getting a ghosty feeling.
00:49:07 - I think I'm feeling it too.
00:49:08 - Look, there are no ghosts, you fools.
00:49:10 I mean, God, listen to yourselves.
00:49:12 Come on.
00:49:14 I'm not walking into a haunted house in the middle of the night.
00:49:18 I'm not crazy.
00:49:20 - I'm getting a chill down the back of my neck.
00:49:22 Code red! - Code red!
00:49:24 - Come back here. Come back.
00:49:27 - It worked. The ghost is gone.
00:49:40 [door creaking]
00:49:43 - What's that?
00:49:49 - Alexis?
00:50:02 Are you home?
00:50:08 - Mom? Dad?
00:50:12 - Dan?
00:50:17 Dan?
00:50:21 Dan, it's me.
00:50:25 - Alexis?
00:50:27 - Get me out of here.
00:50:29 I'm stuck in the basement.
00:50:31 - In the secret room?
00:50:33 - Yeah, moron. I've been yelling for you.
00:50:35 - I'm in the upstairs bathroom.
00:50:37 - I thought you were at the mall.
00:50:39 - I wish I were at the mall.
00:50:41 Where are Mom and Dad?
00:50:43 - They sent a text.
00:50:44 - They're gonna be late.
00:50:45 - Great.
00:50:47 - It's so creepy down here.
00:50:49 You gotta get me out, now!
00:50:51 [knocking]
00:50:53 [door creaking]
00:50:55 [door creaking]
00:50:57 [grunting]
00:51:06 - Okay. Okay, let's try this.
00:51:09 Okay.
00:51:11 [grunting]
00:51:13 What cuts to a safe?
00:51:16 What cuts to a safe?
00:51:17 Oh, she can't hear me.
00:51:20 I'll get you out somehow. I promise.
00:51:22 She still can't hear me.
00:51:24 - Hi, Finn.
00:51:30 More snow. - I see that.
00:51:32 - Wanna make snowballs with me?
00:51:34 I have a system to make the perfect snowball.
00:51:36 - I can't right now.
00:51:37 My sister has a trap in the basement,
00:51:39 and I have to buy supplies to break her out.
00:51:41 - Oh, cool. - See you later.
00:51:43 [dramatic music]
00:51:46 ♪ ♪
00:51:53 [clattering]
00:51:56 ♪ ♪
00:52:03 [clattering]
00:52:08 [grunting]
00:52:13 - Sorry.
00:52:17 [grunting]
00:52:20 - That is $2,152.71.
00:52:26 - Hmm.
00:52:28 And whom shall I make this out to?
00:52:31 - We only take personal checks
00:52:33 with a valid driver's license.
00:52:35 - Ah, I must have left that in my other pants.
00:52:38 What can I get for...
00:52:41 $1.68?
00:52:44 Happy holidays!
00:52:48 - Merry Christmas!
00:52:50 - Oh, I'm sorry!
00:52:55 - Be careful, young man. What's the rush?
00:52:57 Is there a fire somewhere?
00:52:59 [clattering]
00:53:02 ♪ ♪
00:53:10 [clattering]
00:53:13 ♪ ♪
00:53:20 - One Americano. - Thank you.
00:53:25 - One pumpkin mocha latte with extra whipped cream.
00:53:29 - Thanks.
00:53:30 I'm still not going in the haunted house, though.
00:53:32 - What's it gonna take for you two bozos
00:53:34 to complete the job you're explicitly hired to do--
00:53:36 that is, break into an empty house
00:53:39 and steal a simple painting?
00:53:41 Please, do tell.
00:53:42 - More money. - No, of course.
00:53:44 - Yeah, more money. - More money?
00:53:46 Oh, you gotta be kidding!
00:53:48 What, you? You drag in filth and crumbs into the scene,
00:53:51 and you, you botch the lookout like an amateur.
00:53:54 And now you want a bigger split of the spoil?
00:53:57 So come on.
00:53:58 - I believe you want your Gigi back.
00:54:01 - Look, we had a deal.
00:54:03 25% for you, 25% for Dingbat here,
00:54:06 and 50% for me.
00:54:07 - Yeah, well, the deal's changed now since the ghost.
00:54:10 50% for me, 50% for Jessica, 25% for you.
00:54:16 What?
00:54:20 - Look, we're gonna split it three ways.
00:54:23 Otherwise, we walk, and Gigi goes, "Bye-bye."
00:54:28 - You are a hot-hearted woman.
00:54:32 [dramatic music]
00:54:35 - Wanna help me finish my still fort?
00:54:37 - I can't right now.
00:54:38 A team of art thieves are planning an assault on my new house,
00:54:41 and I'm the only one who can defend it.
00:54:43 - Oh, cool. See you later.
00:54:46 [sighs]
00:54:51 [footsteps]
00:54:54 - Really?
00:55:06 - Alexis!
00:55:08 The house has been haunted.
00:55:10 We're under siege.
00:55:12 It's being robbed.
00:55:13 - This isn't one of your games, Finn.
00:55:15 - I know I was wrong about the ghost before,
00:55:17 but there are art thieves, and--
00:55:19 - Just stop screwing around and get me out of here,
00:55:22 or find someone who can.
00:55:25 - What's up, little man? Need some more pointers?
00:55:32 - Thieves are attacking my house.
00:55:33 I'm under siege.
00:55:34 - Uh, what game are you talking about?
00:55:36 - They're almost here.
00:55:37 How do I stop them from getting in?
00:55:39 - Uh, sounds like a tower defense game.
00:55:41 - Like level 17 on "Robo Infantry 3."
00:55:44 - Exactly.
00:55:45 Now, what are your character's skills and abilities?
00:55:47 - Um, I'm good at traps.
00:55:49 - Excellent.
00:55:50 Now, don't just set one or two.
00:55:52 The key to these types of games,
00:55:53 you need to stagger your defenses, okay?
00:55:55 - I have to identify the weakness in my perimeter
00:55:58 and set deterrents.
00:55:59 - Right, but to really win,
00:56:00 you need traps that deploy on their own.
00:56:03 - Like your pulse grenades.
00:56:05 - Ah, you figured out my secret.
00:56:07 Now, how much ammo do you have?
00:56:09 - Well, none.
00:56:11 All I could afford was a spool of string.
00:56:14 - I gotta get this game. It sounds awesome.
00:56:17 Uh, so that's not a lot to work with.
00:56:19 - I can use my environment.
00:56:20 - Great, yeah, um, that's how these games usually work.
00:56:23 You need to think outside the box
00:56:25 and find other resources.
00:56:26 - Hmm, I can do that.
00:56:27 - Yeah, I know you can, dude.
00:56:28 You're like the smartest kid I know.
00:56:30 You can figure out the specifics.
00:56:32 And hey, if you need any more pointers,
00:56:34 I'll be online for the next...
00:56:36 eight to ten years, probably.
00:56:38 - You know what my dad always says?
00:56:40 - What?
00:56:41 - You gotta get out of the house once in a while, buddy.
00:56:44 Enjoy the real world.
00:56:46 It's the best game there is.
00:56:49 [suspenseful music]
00:56:52 ♪ ♪
00:57:16 [whirring]
00:57:19 ♪ ♪
00:57:26 [whirring]
00:57:29 ♪ ♪
00:57:36 - [gagging]
00:57:50 ♪ ♪
00:57:57 [whirring]
00:58:00 ♪ ♪
00:58:26 - The only thing to be afraid of in this house is me.
00:58:30 ♪ ♪
00:58:32 [suspenseful music]
00:58:35 ♪ ♪
00:58:41 - Look at this.
00:58:43 See? The house is haunted.
00:58:45 The ghost knows we're coming.
00:58:46 - Oh, really?
00:58:47 - Uh, did the ghost use that bucket too?
00:58:50 - He's got a point.
00:58:51 - Come on, you two.
00:58:52 Just focus here.
00:58:54 - Right.
00:58:55 - I'm not a bunch of two-bit bandits.
00:58:57 I'm not gonna be stymied by a slippery walkway.
00:59:00 All right.
00:59:02 Follow me. - Okay.
00:59:04 ♪ ♪
00:59:09 - Roll up garage doors.
00:59:11 Easiest kind to break into.
00:59:12 - Good.
00:59:14 ♪ ♪
00:59:19 - Hurry up.
00:59:22 ♪ ♪
00:59:28 - It's stuck on something.
00:59:29 - Something supernatural?
00:59:31 - Oh, shut up. Go help her.
00:59:32 - Shh. - Go on.
00:59:34 ♪ ♪
00:59:41 - [whimpering]
00:59:44 - Come on.
00:59:45 - [whimpering]
00:59:48 ♪ ♪
00:59:51 - Oh!
00:59:53 - Stop screwing around.
00:59:55 Jessica, circle the perimeter of the house.
00:59:57 See if there's a window open.
00:59:59 And you, Mr. President, get into the garage.
01:00:03 - The house has a mind of its own.
01:00:05 - Unlike someone I know.
01:00:08 - [sighs]
01:00:16 [sighs]
01:00:18 ♪ ♪
01:00:44 [clattering]
01:00:47 ♪ ♪
01:00:54 [grunts]
01:01:02 [screams]
01:01:05 [glass shatters]
01:01:07 ♪ ♪
01:01:13 - What are you looking at?
01:01:15 ♪ ♪
01:01:22 - You in?
01:01:26 Now go around and open the front door.
01:01:29 ♪ ♪
01:01:34 [clattering]
01:01:37 [engine rumbling]
01:01:40 ♪ ♪
01:01:47 - [yelps]
01:01:49 This is a crime!
01:01:51 [screaming]
01:01:54 ♪ ♪
01:02:01 - Ouch. [groans]
01:02:06 [grunts]
01:02:09 [clattering]
01:02:11 - [chuckles]
01:02:15 I ain't afraid of no ghost.
01:02:17 ♪ ♪
01:02:22 Coming in handy, Rudolph.
01:02:24 ♪ ♪
01:02:29 [grunts]
01:02:31 ♪ ♪
01:02:38 - Okay.
01:02:40 Perfect.
01:02:42 [grunts]
01:02:44 [groans]
01:02:46 ♪ ♪
01:02:53 [sighs]
01:02:54 Jeez.
01:02:55 [grunts]
01:02:58 ♪ ♪
01:03:05 [chuckles]
01:03:07 How you like me now?
01:03:09 ♪ ♪
01:03:16 [grunts]
01:03:18 [clattering]
01:03:19 - Oh!
01:03:21 [groans]
01:03:23 - [sneezes]
01:03:24 - The house has got me!
01:03:26 ♪ ♪
01:03:33 [dramatic music]
01:03:36 ♪ ♪
01:03:41 - Ha!
01:03:43 [screams]
01:03:45 [screams]
01:03:48 Help!
01:03:53 Gross!
01:03:54 ♪ ♪
01:04:02 [dramatic music]
01:04:05 ♪ ♪
01:04:12 [dramatic music]
01:04:15 ♪ ♪
01:04:16 [screams]
01:04:18 [splashes]
01:04:20 ♪ ♪
01:04:23 [gasps]
01:04:25 ♪ ♪
01:04:33 [grunts]
01:04:34 ♪ ♪
01:04:41 - Oh.
01:04:43 ♪ ♪
01:04:47 Art beefs?
01:04:49 Awesome!
01:04:51 My perimeter is totally holding up!
01:04:53 - Hey, uh, I've been searching the net,
01:04:55 and I can't find whatever game you're playing.
01:04:57 - What? This isn't a game.
01:04:59 This is real. That's what makes it so cool.
01:05:01 - Right. Ah. Sorry.
01:05:04 ♪ ♪
01:05:05 Wait.
01:05:07 Hold up. Are you telling me that you're really
01:05:09 a ten-year-old who's been left home all by yourself,
01:05:12 and now real thieves are trying to break in?
01:05:15 - Yep, and my sister's trapped in the basement right now,
01:05:18 so I gotta go.
01:05:19 - Oh, my God, wait!
01:05:21 I've gotta call the cops or--or--or your parents
01:05:24 or, like, Jack Bauer or something.
01:05:26 Where do you live?
01:05:27 - I'm sorry, but I'm not supposed to give out
01:05:30 that information.
01:05:31 You know, stranger danger.
01:05:33 - Stranger danger?
01:05:35 There are people trying to invade your home.
01:05:38 - Gotta go. Second wave.
01:05:41 - Finn. Finn!
01:05:44 ♪ ♪
01:05:46 - Finn!
01:05:47 - Sis!
01:05:49 My defenses are holding.
01:05:50 - You said there are thieves.
01:05:51 - Which means they're looking for the painting,
01:05:53 which means they're coming right to me.
01:05:55 - You need to call the police.
01:05:57 - Call Mom and Dad. Call an adult.
01:05:59 Any adult. Do you hear me?
01:06:01 - Your phone's dead.
01:06:02 - You really should get better about charging it.
01:06:05 - But it's cool. They think I'm a ghost.
01:06:07 - I don't care if they think you're Santa.
01:06:10 - Don't worry. If they get to you, we go with plan B.
01:06:13 - Plan B? What are you talking about, plan B?
01:06:17 [indistinct chatter]
01:06:20 [phone beeps]
01:06:21 - Hey, this is Alexis.
01:06:22 I'm busy right now, but leave me a message,
01:06:24 and I'll call you back.
01:06:25 - Still get his voicemail?
01:06:27 - Something's wrong.
01:06:29 I need to hear their voices.
01:06:31 - Well, you know what?
01:06:32 They're probably in bed.
01:06:33 That's why no one's answering. It's late.
01:06:35 - Maybe, but when they've said something, I--
01:06:37 I need to hear they're okay from their own mouths.
01:06:40 - I know, I know. Me too, but--
01:06:42 - Attention, everyone. Attention.
01:06:45 All good news this time.
01:06:48 - Oh, my.
01:06:49 - They should have the roads cleared in three days.
01:06:53 Four tops.
01:06:54 This funny emergency will pass.
01:06:56 - Mr. Carson. Mr. Carson.
01:06:58 - If you have any questions,
01:06:59 just ask my manservant over there.
01:07:01 - Oh, no, no, I don't-- I-- no, sorry.
01:07:03 Don't work here. No, not-- no.
01:07:05 Please don't.
01:07:06 - Sir, sir, three days is unacceptable.
01:07:08 People have to get home. I have to get home now.
01:07:11 I have two amazing kids in their home alone,
01:07:13 and I can't reach them,
01:07:14 and I have to go home to them now.
01:07:16 - Yes, well--
01:07:17 - So I don't care if it's a snowmobile or a helicopter
01:07:19 or-- or fire up the snowplow.
01:07:21 I'll drive it myself.
01:07:22 - I-- I--
01:07:23 - This is no longer a party emergency.
01:07:24 It's a mommy emergency.
01:07:26 I want to go home to my kids.
01:07:27 Do you understand me?
01:07:28 I'm sorry, sir, but this is more important than my job,
01:07:31 and if you want to fire me, then go ahead.
01:07:34 - Huh.
01:07:36 Well.
01:07:37 You're quite the pinball, aren't you?
01:07:41 [indistinct chatter]
01:07:44 - Well, it so happens I have some good chums
01:07:49 in the forest service who owe me a favor.
01:07:53 - Thank you.
01:07:54 - Thank you. - Thank you.
01:07:56 [applause]
01:07:58 - Help me! Get me out of here!
01:08:01 I'm trapped!
01:08:02 - Use help! Hurry up!
01:08:06 - Help!
01:08:08 - Hurry up!
01:08:10 - Help!
01:08:11 - You look terrible.
01:08:13 - Help me! Get me out of here!
01:08:15 - You grab one leg, I'll grab the other.
01:08:18 All right, on three.
01:08:19 One. - Wait!
01:08:21 - Two. Three!
01:08:22 - Help!
01:08:24 [grunting]
01:08:27 [grunting]
01:08:30 - Ow!
01:08:31 - Oh!
01:08:32 - Ow!
01:08:33 - Stop squirming!
01:08:35 - Stop smacking me!
01:08:37 - Oh!
01:08:38 - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:08:41 Stop kicking!
01:08:42 - How dare you! God!
01:08:45 - Ow!
01:08:46 [grunting]
01:08:49 - Ow!
01:08:50 [grunting]
01:08:53 - Be careful. Go fast, but be careful.
01:08:56 [phone ringing]
01:08:58 What in the world?
01:09:00 Hello?
01:09:01 - Mrs. Baxter? I'm calling about your son.
01:09:04 - Who is this?
01:09:05 - You don't know me, but I just want you to know that your son is okay.
01:09:08 - How do you know my son?
01:09:10 - It's complicated, actually. We met online, and, uh...
01:09:13 - What?
01:09:14 - Okay, so that came out wrong.
01:09:16 - Who is this, and how did you get this number?
01:09:19 - I hacked Finn's Gamertag, and I got your info from the credit card statement.
01:09:22 I'm worried something bad is gonna happen to him.
01:09:25 - Wha-- Are you threatening my son?
01:09:27 - What?
01:09:28 - What? No, look.
01:09:30 Hi, my name is Simon Hassler,
01:09:32 and your daughter is locked in the basement.
01:09:34 - You kidnapped my kids?
01:09:36 - What?
01:09:37 - No, I know this sounds crazy, but--
01:09:38 - I'm phoning the police, you sick monster!
01:09:41 - Just let me explain for a second.
01:09:43 - I will ruin you!
01:09:45 [phone beeps]
01:09:47 - That did not go as planned.
01:09:49 - Ooh!
01:09:50 - Oh, my God.
01:09:52 - What the hell is happening here?
01:09:55 - It's the ghost. We've angered the dead.
01:09:58 - Shut up. We have to fight our way into this house.
01:10:03 - There's a window open up. What--
01:10:06 - I'm going up. Help her.
01:10:09 - Oh, my God!
01:10:19 - What are you doing?
01:10:21 - Don't pull. Push!
01:10:23 - You want to go inside that house?
01:10:26 - Move!
01:10:27 - Move!
01:10:32 - What happened to you?
01:10:34 - [grunts]
01:10:39 - [grunts]
01:10:41 - Get off of me!
01:10:43 Oh, my back.
01:10:48 Thanks a lot.
01:10:50 What?
01:10:55 Oh, my God.
01:10:59 [gasps]
01:11:01 - Rudolph.
01:11:03 - Oh.
01:11:24 - Do you feel it?
01:11:26 - It's like someone's watching us.
01:11:29 - Oh, God. Let's see.
01:11:31 [groaning]
01:11:33 [screaming]
01:11:35 - Oh! Oh!
01:11:37 - [screaming]
01:11:38 - Let's just--let's get on with it.
01:11:41 - [screaming]
01:11:44 - [groaning]
01:11:54 - [groaning]
01:11:57 - What are you doing?
01:12:04 - Cookies.
01:12:05 - Don't--don't eat it.
01:12:07 - What? When I get scared, I need sweets.
01:12:10 I'm an emotional eater.
01:12:11 - No, no, no, no. St. Clair said don't do it.
01:12:15 - Oh!
01:12:22 - Oh!
01:12:24 [groaning]
01:12:26 - Oh!
01:12:28 - [groaning]
01:12:30 - [screaming]
01:12:32 - [groaning]
01:12:34 - [groaning]
01:12:36 - [groaning]
01:12:38 - [groaning]
01:12:40 - [panting]
01:12:43 - You look like Santa Claus.
01:12:46 - [laughing]
01:12:48 - [groaning]
01:12:50 - [groaning]
01:12:53 - [groaning]
01:12:56 - [groaning]
01:12:58 - [groaning]
01:13:00 - [groaning]
01:13:02 - [groaning]
01:13:04 - [groaning]
01:13:06 - [groaning]
01:13:08 - [groaning]
01:13:10 - Ooh!
01:13:12 - Very good. Very funny, yeah.
01:13:14 Who's that? Who's that?
01:13:17 All right, come on.
01:13:19 [laughing]
01:13:20 I don't believe in ghosts, okay?
01:13:22 - [groaning]
01:13:26 - Oh, yes, yeah, nice trick.
01:13:28 Yeah, listen, I know you're trying to make me believe in ghosts,
01:13:32 but you're gonna fail, because I do not believe!
01:13:36 - [groaning]
01:13:38 - [groaning]
01:13:41 - Who dares enter my domain and not believe?
01:13:47 You will believe, for I am real!
01:13:53 [roaring]
01:13:55 - [screaming]
01:13:57 - [screaming]
01:13:59 - [screaming]
01:14:01 - I am the ghost of Dead Lake!
01:14:04 - [screaming]
01:14:07 - And you will believe in me!
01:14:11 - [screaming]
01:14:13 - I believe! I believe!
01:14:15 - [screaming]
01:14:17 - [screaming]
01:14:19 - Oh!
01:14:21 Oh!
01:14:25 - You're not a ghost.
01:14:32 You're just a horrible little boy.
01:14:36 No, no, no.
01:14:38 No, no, no, no.
01:14:40 No! No!
01:14:42 [thud]
01:14:44 [thud]
01:14:46 [thud]
01:14:48 [thud]
01:14:50 [glass shattering]
01:14:52 [siren wailing]
01:14:56 [siren wailing]
01:14:58 [indistinct shouting]
01:15:01 [indistinct shouting]
01:15:04 [door slams]
01:15:06 - Get in! Get in!
01:15:08 [indistinct shouting]
01:15:12 [roaring]
01:15:14 [gunshot]
01:15:17 - Move, move, move, move!
01:15:19 On your feet! On your feet!
01:15:21 Where are the kids?
01:15:23 Where are the kids?
01:15:25 - You got it all wrong. I just play video games.
01:15:28 - Guns!
01:15:30 - [screaming]
01:15:32 [suspenseful music]
01:15:35 - I told you there's no ghost.
01:15:38 - Horrible, horrible!
01:15:40 There he is.
01:15:42 My goodness. Get him!
01:15:44 Get him! Get him!
01:15:46 [panting]
01:15:48 - Come here, kid.
01:15:52 [suspenseful music]
01:15:55 ♪ ♪
01:16:02 - [grunts]
01:16:04 - Gotcha! Got him!
01:16:06 - Yes!
01:16:08 - Come on. Get him in there.
01:16:11 - Come on. - Come on.
01:16:13 - Good, good. You stay here.
01:16:15 Watch him. - My pleasure.
01:16:17 - Hughes and I will get the painting.
01:16:19 - Come on. - Come on.
01:16:21 - No!
01:16:23 - Game over, kid.
01:16:25 - I should have known we'd get snowed in.
01:16:27 In the mountains in Maine? Are you kidding me?
01:16:29 - It's okay. We're almost home.
01:16:31 It's gonna be okay. They're smart kids.
01:16:33 - They're smart kids.
01:16:35 [growling]
01:16:37 ♪ ♪
01:16:39 - [grunts]
01:16:41 ♪ ♪
01:16:46 - Finn? Finn, can you hear me?
01:16:48 It's time for your plan B.
01:16:50 They're almost here.
01:16:53 Plan B! Finn?
01:16:56 Finn, where's--
01:16:58 [knocking]
01:17:00 - Did you simmer down?
01:17:02 - My sister's still inside, you know,
01:17:04 and she's really mean. - Really?
01:17:06 Well, we'll take that risk. - Don't say I didn't warn you.
01:17:09 - Sit down and put your seat belt on.
01:17:11 [phone ringing]
01:17:17 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:17:19 [phone beeps]
01:17:21 Steve? Hello!
01:17:24 Yes. Yes, I was hoping you would call.
01:17:28 [laughs]
01:17:30 I'm willing to try if you are.
01:17:32 You know, I-I just want to say that--
01:17:35 Oh! Get lost, you little monster!
01:17:39 Wait, wait, Steve? No!
01:17:41 Oh! Beat it!
01:17:43 Wait, Steve, no, no, no, not you, not you, no, no!
01:17:46 You little monster, get out of here!
01:17:48 No, no, no, not you, not you, Steve.
01:17:50 No, no, no, I-I didn't mean it.
01:17:52 Let me explain. Wait, hold on a second.
01:17:54 Wait, wait, one second. Steve?
01:17:56 No, no, no, no, no, let me explain.
01:17:59 Wait, oh, God! Steve, hold on.
01:18:02 Hey, oh, my God!
01:18:04 You gotta be kidding me! Stop it!
01:18:06 Ah! Stop it! You're gonna wreck the rest of us!
01:18:09 Stop it! Oh, oh, how dare you!
01:18:12 [panting]
01:18:14 Oh, no, you don't.
01:18:20 Yes!
01:18:26 Hello? Jess?
01:18:28 Hello?
01:18:30 Ah, forget it. I don't need this.
01:18:32 When you, uh, cracked the safe before,
01:18:34 did it ever occur to you to, uh, write the combination down?
01:18:38 Shh! I've almost got it.
01:18:40 Never had to crack the same safe twice,
01:18:42 but I'll write it down this time in case we want to come back
01:18:45 and crack it again tomorrow.
01:18:47 You know, I really can't work out whether you're being sarcastic
01:18:50 or whether you're really, really dim.
01:18:53 You see what I'm talking about?
01:18:55 This crime is happening right now.
01:18:57 This is live footage of the actual criminals.
01:18:59 In Maine.
01:19:01 I mean, I don't want to tell you dudes how to do your job,
01:19:04 but you missed the crime scene by, like, 3,000 miles.
01:19:08 This is it!
01:19:11 Oh, no, they cracked the safe!
01:19:13 Oh, I am so getting paid.
01:19:16 One more step and I'll smash it to pieces.
01:19:19 What? Another child?
01:19:21 Are they coming out of the walls in this place or what?
01:19:24 Children coming out of the walls?
01:19:26 Not literally. Watch the door.
01:19:28 Now, young lady,
01:19:30 do you have any idea how much trouble you're causing?
01:19:33 I know this painting must be worth a lot for you to go through all this.
01:19:36 A painting ripped in half can be repaired.
01:19:40 The safe cannot be said for little girls.
01:19:43 Got to go fast, got to go fast.
01:19:48 Careful, honey.
01:19:49 Slow down, slow down.
01:19:51 Is it in there?
01:19:53 Yeah.
01:19:54 Yes.
01:19:55 Dude, that was amazing.
01:19:59 I mean, I can't believe you did that.
01:20:01 Look at her.
01:20:02 Snow is awesome.
01:20:04 Thanks. Now, you watch her.
01:20:06 I'm going back for my sister.
01:20:08 Yes, sir.
01:20:09 Finn, are you there? It's plan B time.
01:20:12 Finn, are you there? Plan B.
01:20:14 What? He's not going to help you.
01:20:16 Just give me the painting and no one will get hurt.
01:20:19 It's even more beautiful than I imagined.
01:20:25 Really? I think it kind of sucks.
01:20:27 That painting is rightfully mine.
01:20:30 It is my family's brush with greatness immortalized.
01:20:34 It'll be a perfect reminder sitting on my mantelpiece forever.
01:20:38 Wait. You're keeping the painting. How are we all getting paid?
01:20:41 We'll talk about this later.
01:20:43 Don't make me put on my Ronald Reagan mask.
01:20:46 I'm coming, sis.
01:20:47 Finn, it's plan B time.
01:20:49 Give it to me.
01:20:54 Don't you dare touch it.
01:20:56 Get out of there.
01:20:57 Help me.
01:20:58 Get off me.
01:20:59 Hey. Hey. Hey.
01:21:02 She did it. She did it. She's straight.
01:21:10 Yeah.
01:21:11 Now, we'll go out on the door, you idiot.
01:21:14 I break in to safe, not out of them.
01:21:17 Yeah, well, maybe you can work on that.
01:21:19 In prison.
01:21:20 You did it, little bro.
01:21:28 It worked?
01:21:29 Totally worked.
01:21:30 So totally worked.
01:21:32 Hey. Hey, kid.
01:21:37 What's going on?
01:21:38 Wait. Kid, help me. I can't move.
01:21:42 What did you do?
01:21:44 Move. Move. Move. You know what to do.
01:21:55 You're in position to report.
01:21:57 Guys, come on. Not again.
01:22:10 Move. Move.
01:22:12 Guys, are you okay?
01:22:14 Yeah, we're fine.
01:22:15 Are you bleeding anywhere?
01:22:16 We're fine. I promise.
01:22:17 We're so worried.
01:22:18 So glad to see you guys.
01:22:19 Is everybody okay here?
01:22:21 Yeah, but there are two bad guys trapped in the basement.
01:22:24 What?
01:22:25 Don't worry. It's not too scary down there.
01:22:28 Bad guys?
01:22:30 Kid, come on. Get me out of here.
01:22:33 Please. Help.
01:22:36 Help.
01:22:37 Are we just gonna skip out on Jessica, too?
01:22:57 That's cold, man.
01:22:59 I knew I should have stuck to my old crew.
01:23:01 I had my Gigi.
01:23:03 I had her in my hands.
01:23:05 Yeah, well, she's gone.
01:23:07 So, get over it.
01:23:09 Finn, I owe you an apology.
01:23:15 You warned us you heard something, and we should have believed you.
01:23:18 I should have believed you.
01:23:20 It's okay. It wasn't anything I couldn't handle.
01:23:24 Are you trying to tell me you weren't afraid?
01:23:26 Well, I was at first.
01:23:28 But an act of imagination is actually pretty useful when you're not using it to scare yourself.
01:23:34 What about you, Alexis?
01:23:36 Yeah, I was scared.
01:23:38 But hey, at least this place isn't boring.
01:23:40 Guys, you're not gonna believe this.
01:23:42 That painting in the basement has been identified as a lost masterpiece by Edvard Munch.
01:23:51 Wait, who?
01:23:52 Munch! The Scandinavian guy. He painted The Scream.
01:23:57 The... the... what?
01:23:59 The Scream! You know, this!
01:24:01 Oh, Dad!
01:24:03 Aw, you guys!
01:24:05 Anyway, it was stolen from a museum.
01:24:08 1918, they thought it was lost forever.
01:24:10 It is valued at 85 million dollars.
01:24:15 Whoa!
01:24:17 Oh my God! Is there a reward? There's a reward, right?
01:24:22 Well, funny you should ask, because as a finder's fee, they generously gave us this.
01:24:30 Oh!
01:24:32 Four free member passes to the museum. Good for one year.
01:24:37 Oh, not valid holidays and Sundays.
01:24:39 That... that's very nice.
01:24:42 That's no reward! We save their famous painting and that's how they repay us?
01:24:46 By making us go to a museum? Lame!
01:24:49 This season isn't about material things. It's about family, and we're all safe.
01:24:53 And that is reward enough.
01:24:55 Yes, indeed.
01:24:57 Oh, one more thing.
01:24:59 The thieves were wanted in several states, so we got that reward to $30,000.
01:25:05 Whoa!
01:25:07 [cheering]
01:25:09 $30,000!
01:25:11 Wow! Shopping's free for everyone!
01:25:13 The new games!
01:25:15 Yes!
01:25:17 I want to thank you for helping my son, Simon.
01:25:21 I just gave him a little encouragement. He did it all on his own.
01:25:25 Sorry about the whole kidnapping scare.
01:25:28 I heard the arresting officers pepper-sprayed you. A lot.
01:25:33 They were just doing their job.
01:25:35 Well, we want to make it up to you.
01:25:37 Finn tells me that you can't afford to visit your family this year.
01:25:41 Oh, well, yeah, um...
01:25:44 Well, we want to buy you a plane ticket home.
01:25:47 So you can have Christmas with your family.
01:25:49 Really? That's... that's unbelievable.
01:25:54 Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:25:56 Merry Christmas.
01:25:57 Want to play?
01:25:58 Yeah, let's do it.
01:26:00 All right. So I have this new gun. I have to check it out.
01:26:03 Robo-Infantry 3 Expansion Pack?
01:26:11 Oh!
01:26:12 More levels, more bosses, more online play!
01:26:19 Oh my gosh, it is! A tablet computer with a pancake! Yes!
01:26:25 Happy Holidays to Catherine, my new pit bull. I'm glad you're working for me.
01:26:30 And these should be...
01:26:32 Perfect.
01:26:35 Buddy.
01:26:37 Camping and fishing, you and me. What do you think?
01:26:42 Cool.
01:26:43 So what are you going to play with first?
01:26:47 [♪♪♪]
01:26:49 Hey, Mason.
01:26:53 When we get back, can you show me your secret hideout?
01:26:56 Definitely. Can you show me how to build your snowball launcher?
01:26:59 Definitely.
01:27:00 I can't believe the snow. Snow's pretty awesome, huh?
01:27:03 That's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:27:05 Oh, no.
01:27:09 [♪♪♪]
01:27:12 [♪♪♪]
01:27:14 Stand against the wall. Look at the camera.
01:27:26 Don't smile.
01:27:28 Next.
01:27:31 Next.
01:27:37 Next.
01:27:38 [SCREAMS]
01:27:58 [CRASHING]
01:28:01 [♪♪♪]
01:28:03 [SCREAMS]
01:28:10 [CRASHING]
01:28:12 [SCREAMS]
01:28:25 [SCREAMS]
01:28:28 [SCREAMS]
01:28:29 [SCREAMS]
01:28:43 [SCREAMS]
01:28:45 [CRASHING]
01:28:48 [♪♪♪]
01:28:53 [♪♪♪]
01:28:55 [SCREAMS]
01:29:13 [SCREAMS]
01:29:14 [SCREAMS]
01:29:16 [♪♪♪]
01:29:19 [♪♪♪]
01:29:21 I can't do this!
01:29:31 [CRASHING]
01:29:33 Ow!
01:29:35 [SCREAMS]
01:29:36 What's going on?
01:29:46 Wait, can't-- can't-- help me, I can't move!
01:29:49 [♪♪♪]
01:29:52 [♪♪♪]
01:29:54 (upbeat music)