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00:00 [Music]
00:28 [Music]
00:31 The motor car in the hands of the average man is rapidly facing extinction.
00:36 Truly the average man is a creature of strange and unorthodox habits.
00:43 Take the case of Mr. Walker.
00:46 Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.
00:51 He is a typical average man, considered a good citizen and of average intelligence.
00:57 [Music]
01:01 He is a kindly man, courteous, punctual and honest.
01:04 Good morning Mr. Walker.
01:06 Good morning to you Mr. Geef. Lovely day.
01:09 Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.
01:14 He believes in live and let live.
01:17 Mr. Walker owns a motor car and considers himself a good driver.
01:24 [Music]
01:26 But once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon takes place.
01:31 Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.
01:35 His whole personality changes.
01:37 Abruptly he becomes an uncontrollable monster, a demon driver.
01:41 Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motor.
01:46 Hey Geef, watch where you're going stupid.
01:54 [Explosion]
01:56 [Gibberish]
02:01 Hey, do you think you own the whole road?
02:06 Of course I own the road. My taxes pay for them.
02:11 I voted for road bonds. I paid for the roads. And I'll use them.
02:16 [Tires screeching]
02:20 [Tires screeching]
02:24 Get off my road. Move over. Limit pass.
02:31 [Tires screeching]
02:33 [Glass shattering]
02:35 [Tires screeching]
02:38 [Tires screeching]
02:40 [Horn honking]
02:42 [Tires screeching]
02:44 Ah, shut up.
02:46 Let him wait. It's a beautiful day.
02:50 Fresh air.
02:52 Nice music.
02:55 [Humming]
03:06 Hey, get over here you road hog.
03:09 [Horn honking]
03:12 [Bell ringing]
03:15 Signals. Oh, 30 seconds gone from your life.
03:19 Gee whiz. Oh, damn me.
03:22 Didn't bust it.
03:24 [Horn honking]
03:26 Oh, want a race do they?
03:28 Well, he ain't gonna get ahead of me.
03:31 [Horn honking]
03:32 [Bell ringing]
03:33 [Horn honking]
03:37 [Bell ringing]
03:44 [Horn honking]
03:45 Good morning.
03:51 [Gasping]
03:57 [Horn honking]
04:01 [Groaning]
04:06 What luck. A parking place. The motorist pot of gold.
04:10 Not everyone has a spot to park in.
04:13 [Chuckling]
04:15 [Screaming]
04:22 Deprived of his protective armor, Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker, pedestrian.
04:29 Of a pedestrian crossing the street, it has often been said...
04:33 Fools step in where angels fear to tread, or...
04:39 [Horn honking]
04:40 A friend in need is a friend indeed.
04:46 Where there's a will, there's a way.
04:55 [Tires screeching]
04:56 [Groaning]
05:02 [Groaning]
05:04 [Chuckling]
05:08 [Horn honking]
05:09 [Horn honking]
05:16 [Groaning]
05:22 Extra here! Read all about...
05:28 Here am I. Here.
05:29 [Groaning]
05:35 [Horn honking]
05:36 [Groaning]
05:42 [Chuckling]
05:43 Safe, Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car, with the knowledge of how the other fellow feels.
05:51 Except...
05:53 Once behind the wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form, and again becomes Mr. Wheeler, motorist.
06:00 [Motor whirring]
06:01 [Tires screeching]
06:07 Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, road hog!
06:18 Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy.
06:22 But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler. Drive safely. Play fair.
06:27 Give the other fellow a break, and...
06:30 Ah, shut up!
06:31 [Horn honking]
06:32 [Horn honking]
06:34 [Horn honking]
06:36 [Horn honking]
06:37 (upbeat music)
06:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]