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00:00 ( dramatic theme playing )
00:03 ( music playing )
00:06 the motor car in the hands of the average man is rapidly facing extinction.
00:35 Truly, the average man is a creature of strange and unorthodox habits.
00:42 Take the case of Mr. Walker.
00:45 Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.
00:49 He is a typical average man,
00:52 considered a good citizen and of average intelligence.
00:55 ( whistling )
00:58 He is a kindly man, courteous, punctual, and honest.
01:03 Good morning, Mr. Walker.
01:05 Good morning to you, Mr. Geef. Lovely day.
01:08 Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.
01:13 He believes in live and let live.
01:16 Mr. Walker owns a motor car and considers himself a good driver.
01:23 ( coughing )
01:25 But once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon takes place.
01:30 Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.
01:34 His whole personality changes.
01:36 Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster, a demon driver.
01:40 Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motorist.
01:45 ( engine starting )
01:48 Hey, Geef, watch where you're going, stupid!
01:53 ( engine starting )
01:55 ( mumbling )
01:58 ( grunting )
02:01 Hey, do you think you own the whole road?
02:05 Hmph. Of course I own the road.
02:08 My taxes pay for them. I voted for road guards.
02:12 I paid for the roads, and I'll use them.
02:15 ( engine starting )
02:18 ( engine revving )
02:21 ( tires screeching )
02:24 ( engine revving )
02:26 Get off my road! Move over!
02:29 Let me pass!
02:31 ( engine revving )
02:34 ( engine revving )
02:37 ( tires screeching )
02:39 ( horn honking )
02:40 ( horn honking )
02:43 Ah, shut up!
02:45 Let him wait. It's a beautiful day.
02:50 Fresh air.
02:53 Nice music.
02:56 ( humming )
02:59 ( humming )
03:02 ( humming )
03:05 Hey, get over here, you road hog!
03:09 ( honking )
03:12 ( horn honking )
03:14 Signals! Oh, 30 seconds gone from your life.
03:18 Gee whiz! Oh, dear me!
03:21 You busted...
03:24 Oh, want to race, do they?
03:27 Well, you ain't gonna get ahead of me.
03:31 ( engine revving )
03:34 ( tires screeching )
03:36 ( engine revving )
03:39 ( engine revving )
03:42 ( horn honking )
03:45 ( horn honking )
03:49 Good morning.
03:51 Oh!
03:57 ( laughing )
04:00 ( stammering )
04:05 What luck! A parking place.
04:07 The motorist's pot of gold.
04:09 Not everyone has a spot to park in.
04:12 ( laughing )
04:14 ( engine revving )
04:16 ( engine revving )
04:19 ( screaming )
04:21 Deprived of his protective armor,
04:23 Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker, pedestrian.
04:28 Of a pedestrian crossing the street,
04:30 it has often been said...
04:32 ( engine revving )
04:34 "Fools step in where angels fear to tread," or...
04:38 ( engine revving )
04:41 ( horn honking )
04:42 A friend in need is a friend indeed.
04:46 Where there's a will, there's a way.
04:54 ( tires screeching )
04:56 ( engine revving )
04:59 ( engine revving )
05:02 ( horn honking )
05:04 ( laughing )
05:06 ( engine revving )
05:09 ( engine revving )
05:12 ( engine revving )
05:14 ( horn honking )
05:16 ( engine revving )
05:20 ( engine revving )
05:25 Extra here! Read all about...
05:27 Here, boy. Here.
05:29 ( engine revving )
05:36 ( engine stops )
05:38 ( engine revving )
05:40 ( grunts )
05:41 ( laughing )
05:43 Safe, Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car
05:48 with the knowledge of how the other fellow feels, except...
05:52 Once behind the wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form
05:56 and again becomes Mr. Wheeler, motorist.
06:00 ( engine revving )
06:02 ( engine revving )
06:05 ( tires screeching )
06:06 ( crash )
06:08 ( engine starting )
06:11 ( horn honking )
06:13 Come on! Move over!
06:15 Get out of the way, road hog!
06:18 Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy.
06:21 But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler.
06:24 Drive safely, play fair, give the other fellow a break,
06:28 and, ah, shut up!
06:30 ( music playing )
06:33 ( music playing )
06:36 (upbeat music)
06:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]