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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:34 The motor car in the hands of the average man
00:37 is rapidly facing extinction.
00:41 Truly, the average man is a creature
00:43 of strange and unorthodox habits.
00:47 Take the case of Mr. Walker.
00:51 Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.
00:54 He is a typical average man, considered a good citizen
00:58 and of average intelligence.
01:00 [SIREN]
01:04 He is a kindly man, courteous, punctual, and honest.
01:08 Good morning, Mr. Walker.
01:10 Good morning to you, Mr. Geef.
01:11 Lovely day.
01:13 Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.
01:18 He believes in live and let live.
01:22 Mr. Walker owns a motor car and considers
01:25 himself a good driver.
01:27 [COUGHING]
01:30 But once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon
01:34 takes place.
01:35 Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.
01:39 His whole personality changes.
01:41 Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster,
01:44 a demon driver.
01:45 Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motor--
01:49 [ENGINE STARTS]
01:53 Hey, Geef, watch where you're going, stupid.
01:57 [CRASHING]
02:00 [MUMBLING]
02:03 [GRUNTING]
02:06 Hey, do you think you own the whole road?
02:10 Hm, of course I own the road.
02:12 My taxes pay for them.
02:14 I voted for road guards.
02:16 I paid for the roads, and I'll use them.
02:20 [ENGINE STARTS]
02:23 [TIRES SCREECHING]
02:27 Get off my road.
02:31 Move over.
02:32 Move it, punk.
02:33 [HORN HONKING]
02:35 [ENGINE STARTS]
02:38 Ah, shut up.
02:49 Let him wait.
02:50 It's a beautiful day.
02:54 Fresh air.
02:54 Nice music.
02:58 [HUMMING]
03:02 [ENGINE STARTS]
03:06 Hey, get over here, you road hog.
03:13 Oy, oy.
03:14 [HORN HONKING]
03:18 Signals.
03:19 Oh, 30 seconds gone from your life.
03:22 Gee whiz.
03:23 Oh, dear me.
03:25 Didn't bust it.
03:29 Oh, want to race, do they?
03:31 Well, they ain't going to get ahead of me.
03:33 [SNORING]
03:35 [ENGINE STARTS]
03:38 [HORN HONKING]
03:42 [ENGINE STARTS]
03:45 Good morning.
03:54 [SNORING]
03:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:00 [CRASHING]
04:04 [LAUGHING]
04:07 [GROANING]
04:10 What luck, a parking place.
04:11 The motorist pot of gold.
04:13 Not everyone has a spot to park in.
04:15 [SNORING]
04:18 [ENGINE STARTS]
04:22 [CRASHING]
04:24 [SCREAMING]
04:25 Deprived of his protective armor,
04:27 Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker, pedestrian.
04:32 Of a pedestrian crossing the street,
04:34 it has often been said, fools step in
04:39 where angels fear to tread, or--
04:41 [ENGINE STARTS]
04:45 [HORN HONKING]
04:46 A friend in need is a friend indeed.
04:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:52 Where there's a will, there's a way.
04:57 [ENGINE STARTS]
05:00 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
05:03 [ENGINE STARTS]
05:06 [HORN HONKING]
05:08 [LAUGHING]
05:11 [HORN HONKING]
05:12 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
05:18 [HORN HONKING]
05:22 [GROWLING]
05:28 Extra here.
05:30 Read all about--
05:31 Here, boy.
05:32 Here.
05:33 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
05:36 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
05:40 [CRASHING]
05:42 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
05:43 [CRASHING]
05:44 [LAUGHING]
05:48 Safe.
05:49 Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car
05:52 with the knowledge of how the other fellow feels, except--
05:56 once behind the wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form
06:00 and again becomes Mr. Wheeler, motorist.
06:03 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
06:06 [CRASHING]
06:09 [TIRES SCREECHING]
06:12 [CRASHING]
06:13 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
06:15 [HORN HONKING]
06:17 Come on!
06:18 Move over!
06:19 Get out of the way, road hog!
06:22 Too bad, Mr. Wheeler.
06:23 You've broken your toy.
06:25 But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler.
06:28 Drive safely.
06:29 Play fair.
06:30 Give the other fellow a break and--
06:32 ah, shut up!
06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:40 (upbeat music)
06:43 [BLANK_AUDIO]