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00:00 But I want to ask, there was a report about a flood.
00:04 There was a flood?
00:05 There was no news about the flood or the weather.
00:07 I'm bored.
00:08 Seriously, you're always angry.
00:10 If I read the weather report, I'll be tired.
00:13 Okay, I won't be angry if the news is true.
00:16 Weather report. Go ahead.
00:17 Info update, the price of corn from Induk market...
00:19 is reported to be dropping sharply...
00:22 because it often sells garlic.
00:25 Do you want to move?
00:28 It's okay. Just relax.
00:30 You can move here.
00:32 Relax.
00:33 Okay, if you want to stay there, it's okay.
00:35 Just relax.
00:37 What kind of news is this?
00:38 How can the news about the flood...
00:41 The garlic is bad.
00:43 The price of garlic is dropping sharply.
00:45 No, that's...
00:48 That's the story...
00:50 That's just a story.
00:53 It's just a story.
00:55 Yes.
00:57 Do you know that the price of garlic is dropping sharply?
00:59 I don't know.
01:01 What's the story?
01:02 The garlic's father passed away.
01:05 Right?
01:06 And he lived with the garlic.
01:08 His stepmother ate the garlic and was bullied.
01:12 What about the onion?
01:13 What?
01:14 The garlic's father was the onion.
01:17 And there's another family, called leek and fried onion.
01:21 Smart.
01:22 That's the story from the weather report.
01:25 Don't be so sad.
01:26 Don't be angry.
01:28 It's been a long time since the weather report.
01:31 This is the story.
01:32 There's onion and leek.
01:34 Just relax.
01:36 If you're against the flood, just let it be.
01:38 Just relax.
01:41 While we're reading the weather report, let's read the story.
01:45 Influencer.
01:46 What?
01:47 QOL.
01:48 Cool.
01:55 Read the weather report.
01:57 I'm feeling dizzy.
01:59 It's very disturbing.
02:00 The more the green chili is brought, the more the red chili is brought.
02:03 The reason is...
02:05 the table is not big enough for the green chili.
02:08 That's a great information.
02:13 It's a patent.
02:15 It means that the way the green chili is brought up...
02:17 is to buy another table so there's no problem.
02:20 So, both of them are on the top.
02:22 Or, the way of the marriage is to bring the chili.
02:25 The green chili and the red chili.
02:27 The result is the green chili.
02:28 But, in every country, the red chili is always on the top.
02:32 And, it's a bit dominant.
02:34 I'm sure.
02:37 The next news is...
02:39 Oil producer is angry with the consumer's request...
02:43 who asked for two times of flood, two times of defeat, three times of victory, and four times of victory.
02:48 Wow, that's a great promoter.
02:51 If he won four times, three times of flood, and two times of defeat.
02:54 Wow, I think he will lose to the oil.
02:57 Yes.
02:58 How can they fight?
03:00 Because they are both...
03:01 -Slippery. -Slippery.
03:03 That's right.
03:04 Except, they are against the water.
03:06 It's not connected.
03:07 They can't be united.
03:08 Maybe, the consumer doesn't agree.
03:10 That's right.
03:11 Because they can't be united.
03:13 That's why, if people talk, they will be oiled.
03:17 Be careful with plastic rice.
03:19 Because, there are plastic rice in the market.
03:21 From plastic waste.
03:23 Oh, oh, oh.
03:25 We have to be careful, Mr. Mir.
03:27 Because, there are plastic rice.
03:28 I just know that.
03:29 It's from plastic waste.
03:32 -That's right. -Sometimes, there are broken plastic.
03:35 -That's right. -I'm afraid that...
03:37 I will use it.
03:39 It's dangerous.
03:40 Because, there is no love in your heart.
03:42 -Yes. -There is no love in your heart.
03:44 (The love is in the heart)
03:49 There is.
03:50 It's here.
03:51 That's right.
03:53 The left hand. I'm using the right hand.
03:55 That's right.
03:56 Like this.
03:57 Like lava.
03:59 We're in love.
04:00 Not lava.
04:02 Oh, yes. Lava.
04:03 -That's right. -If lava, it's orange.
04:05 Lava is orange?
04:07 If lava, it's from Mount Merapi.
04:09 -Lava. -Yes.
04:10 There is a brown one.
04:11 The one that's being kicked.
04:13 -Yes. -Yes, that's right.
04:15 That's right.
04:17 That's right.
04:19 There is lava.
04:20 Yes.
04:21 But, what I'm afraid of the most is...
04:23 it's not rice from plastic.
04:25 -So, where is it from? -It's from the rice field.
04:27 What I'm afraid of is...
04:28 the rice field in my house.
04:30 It's from rice.
04:32 It's hard.
04:34 -It's hard, right? -It's hard.
04:36 -It's hard. -Yes.
04:37 It's possible, but actually...
04:39 Yes, but it's hard.
04:40 If you weigh the rice, there are some grains.
04:43 Yes, it's made to lock the rice.
04:45 Yes.
04:46 -What's that? -What's that?
04:53 It's to lock the rice.
04:55 It's used for this.
04:58 Using hands.
04:59 No.
05:00 What's that for?
05:01 I don't know.
05:03 You're rich.
05:05 You bought the rice from the supermarket...
05:07 and you use plastic.
05:09 It's called sweet privilege.
05:12 I know.
05:15 You bought the rice from the supermarket.
05:17 I know.
05:18 I was born in the supermarket.
05:20 So, you have no money.
05:24 That's the update of Sembako tonight.
05:27 Remember. 4S5678910.
05:30 Jack, Queen, King.
05:31 I'm Indra Jegel.
05:32 I'm embarrassed.
05:34 Why?
05:36 I'm Boris Bokir.
05:37 I'm still joking.
05:39 I'm a joker.
05:41 We're so compact.
05:47 But, lately, we're so emotional.
05:50 Yes.
05:51 Honestly, I'm still mad at my cameraman.
05:56 It's okay.
05:57 I'm taking a lot of vitamin A.
05:59 Why? I'm a human water.
06:02 You're a human water.
06:03 Why is my face always red?
06:06 Because you're...
06:08 You're strong.
06:10 You're brave.
06:12 I'm brave.
06:13 You're brave to face life.
06:15 I'm not the dominant.
06:16 No.
06:17 You're brave to face life.
06:19 You're out.
06:20 What?
06:21 That's scary.
06:23 Next news.
06:25 The latest news on social media is...
06:28 the second child of Sultan Andara...
06:31 during his vacation with his family in Melbourne.
06:34 He was shocked...
06:37 when he saw something outside the window.
06:40 He thought it was a police.
06:43 Let's see the video.
06:45 There's a tree.
06:47 There's a tree.
06:49 What? / There's a tree.
06:51 There's a tree.
06:52 Is there? / Yes.
06:55 Is there? / Yes.
06:58 Cipung is so funny.
07:02 There's another funny thing.
07:04 He saw a police car for the first time in New York.
07:08 There's a police car.
07:11 A police car.
07:14 A police car.
07:16 A police car.
07:18 Where?
07:19 He's laughing because he saw a police car.
07:22 There.
07:25 A police car.
07:28 A police car.
07:31 A police car.
07:34 Pung, people are going to pinch you.
07:39 Police.
07:41 Police.
07:43 Oh, my.
07:45 Agye.
07:47 Police.
07:48 Police.
07:50 Is there another surprise? / No.
07:52 Cipung is serious.
07:55 Everything is viral.
07:57 Tiger Sprung, Koprol.
07:59 The video of Gempi is viral.
08:01 He saw a police car.
08:03 It's so surprising.
08:05 It's like a motorbike rider without helmet.
08:07 He saw Rajiya.
08:08 Oh, my.
08:09 I feel like I'm in New York.
08:11 How old are you?
08:13 I'm 34.
08:14 I'm 35.
08:15 Have you been to New York? / No.
08:17 Have you? / No.
08:19 No? / I'm the oldest.
08:21 You're the oldest?
08:23 I'm the oldest in Singapore.
08:26 Cipung.
08:27 When I came back from New York,
08:29 I was with my friends in a small complex.
08:31 I was playing with my friends. I was jet lagged.
08:34 You were playing with your friends in the middle of the night.
08:37 Jet lagged.
08:39 It's real.
08:41 I called my dad.
08:43 Daddy.
08:45 Daddy.
08:46 Daddy or daddy.
08:47 Not Rafi.
08:49 Not like that? / Not Rafi.
08:51 We're just hanging out.
08:53 I thought so.
08:55 Fire. / He said so.
08:57 It's like there's a fire outside.
08:58 Fire.
08:59 There's fire.
09:01 It's not Cipung if you don't invite the commentators.
09:04 That's right.
09:05 The first comment we saw.
09:07 When I came back to America, I saw a police car in Andara.
09:10 I borrowed it just to see Cipung.
09:12 Maybe.
09:13 His name is Sultan.
09:14 So happy.
09:16 He said, "Fire. Fire."
09:18 I want to see a police car in New York.
09:21 It's coming.
09:22 It's coming. Our police car.
09:24 No.
09:25 He said so.
09:26 Not that.
09:27 It's coming.
09:29 It's still possible.
09:31 Because the destination in Indonesia for foreign artists...
09:34 ...besides the beauty of Bali, the city, is Rumah Rapi.
09:38 Ronaldinho.
09:40 Yes.
09:41 Yes.
09:42 Who is the Korean artist?
09:44 Kiwon.
09:45 Yes.
09:46 There's also...
09:48 Alan Walker.
09:51 The usual.
09:53 It's not Alan Walker.
09:56 Alan Walker's song is not that.
09:58 There's a song called "Faded".
10:01 Alone.
10:02 It's not always that.
10:04 I'll ask you now.
10:08 Whose song is that?
10:10 It's *** song.
10:11 There's a DJ who loves that.
10:14 There are so many.
10:16 I think it's a reference to EDM music.
10:19 And this.
10:21 My baby is just quiet.
10:23 But my baby is not sad.
10:26 It hurts inside.
10:27 I'm still a kid.
10:29 Okay.
10:30 The next news is a viral video.
10:33 It's funny.
10:34 It's not easy to be a member of Upacara Bendera.
10:37 But it's not easy for a kid...
10:40 ...who is a candidate for Paski Bragadier.
10:43 Let's see the video.
10:44 Be careful.
10:46 What are you doing?
10:47 Who?
10:48 Left, right, left.
10:51 Turn, step, and give.
10:54 Now you.
10:56 Why is it easy?
10:58 Left, right.
10:59 You're wrong, Abdul.
11:04 You should go left and then right.
11:07 Yes, sir.
11:08 Like this.
11:09 You're wrong.
11:11 Repeat after me.
11:12 Left, right, left.
11:15 I'll try, sir.
11:16 Left, right.
11:18 That's right.
11:19 Try again.
11:20 Okay, sir.
11:21 Left, right.
11:22 You're wrong, Abdul.
11:25 I'll teach you.
11:27 You should always go left.
11:30 You should go left at the beginning.
11:32 But you should go right.
11:34 Why is it left?
11:36 It's not only in the country.
11:38 It's also in the doll's castle.
11:40 Maybe it's because of the instruction.
11:42 Left, left, left.
11:44 Left, right, left.
11:46 Left, left.
11:48 So, it's left, right, left.
11:50 Maybe I'm talented as a sailor.
11:52 But honestly, because you're still young.
11:57 You still have time to learn.
11:59 Yes.
12:00 Learn not to do that again.
12:02 Find another hobby.
12:04 And it's not easy to be a flight attendant.
12:09 Try it.
12:11 If you're a flight attendant, you must be stressed.
12:14 I'm really busy.
12:16 I'm in elementary school.
12:17 Really?
12:18 Can you do it? / Yes.
12:19 Try it.
12:21 Left.
12:24 Right.
12:29 Left.
12:31 Left, right, forward.
12:36 You can't do it.
12:39 Stop.
12:40 Order.
12:41 Right, right.
12:43 Left.
12:45 Left, right, forward.
12:54 Left, right, forward.
12:56 You must do it right.
13:15 When you step on the left foot, you must do it right.
13:17 Like that.
13:19 Like that.
13:21 Wait.
13:23 Don't go anywhere.
13:25 Keep on joking.
13:26 We'll continue in the next episode.
13:28 Okay.
13:30 To be continued...
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17:45 You're joking again?
17:50 I have good news for you.
17:52 Why are you still bored?
17:53 I'm not walking around.
17:55 You're walking in the right place.
17:57 So, you're not going anywhere.
17:59 Read the next news.
18:00 Okay.
18:01 Here's another viral and funny video.
18:04 A motorcycle driver...
18:06 who is very polite.
18:09 He's so stupid.
18:11 He's so polite.
18:12 He apologized even though he was the one who hit him.
18:15 Let's watch the video.
18:16 This is a motorcycle.
18:17 Unlike my friend.
18:19 (Motorcycle)
18:30 (Motorcycle)
18:33 (Motorcycle)
18:35 Let's go, sir.
18:45 In the first scene,
18:54 we respect him.
18:56 The car was braking suddenly.
18:58 He apologized.
19:00 You know what?
19:01 When I saw his face,
19:02 I was surprised that he's handsome.
19:05 When he was in front of the camera, he was like this.
19:08 That was the first scene.
19:13 I'm sorry.
19:14 The second scene, when he was about to give a thumb up,
19:15 he was looking back.
19:17 He was looking back.
19:18 He was looking at your way.
19:20 The car was going like this.
19:23 But I could see that he wanted to be handsome.
19:26 You were about to hit the sidewalk.
19:27 Then, you fell.
19:28 You apologized.
19:29 You trimmed your hair.
19:30 You were shy.
19:31 You asked other people to go forward.
19:33 Go forward.
19:34 You were hurt.
19:35 But you were still shy.
19:36 He was shy.
19:37 He was shy.
19:38 Let's watch the next news.
19:40 Dodi Sudrajat,
19:41 the father of Mendyang Vanessa Angel,
19:43 recently revealed his job as an artist manager.
19:48 He admitted that he will form an artist management company called Loyang.
19:54 Hi, guys. We're from Loyang.
19:57 Loli and Mayang.
19:59 Recently, Dodi Sudrajat established an artist management company called Loyang.
20:03 The name was taken from his co-workers, Loli and Mayang.
20:09 They look like siblings.
20:12 They look so similar.
20:13 Besides, they both try to be successful in the sound industry.
20:17 The sound industry is definitely better than Agnez Mony.
20:21 I'm a singer.
20:24 I'm a singer.
20:28 I'm a singer.
20:33 I hope you'll be successful in the artist management.
20:38 Please invite Fuji.
20:40 Maybe they'll join you.
20:42 Fuji and Mayang.
20:49 I hope you'll be successful in the artist management.
20:54 What's wrong?
21:03 It's okay.
21:05 The news is funny.
21:07 I hope you'll be successful in the artist management.
21:15 After I left Kangen Band, Dodi established an artist management company.
21:20 Bede Dodi.
21:22 The name is funny.
21:26 Loyang.
21:27 Loli and Mayang.
21:30 You'll be successful.
21:32 But Loyang is not for making Martabak.
21:35 That's right.
21:36 Loyang is for making Bolu and Martabak.
21:39 It's for baking.
21:41 That's right.
21:42 It's not easy to be an artist management.
21:44 It's a hard job.
21:46 It's not easy to be an artist management.
21:49 An artist management is about managing and directing the artist.
21:53 It's not about the physical.
21:54 You have to wake up early.
21:56 Dodi admits that he's not a stranger in this job.
21:59 He used to be an artist management.
22:02 We're the strangers.
22:04 He's the one who feels that he's an artist management.
22:08 So, Loyang is the one who manages the artist management.
22:11 He manages the TV station and their schedule.
22:14 Maybe you'll move to Dodi's.
22:17 We're interested.
22:18 Because Dodi is experienced.
22:21 So, I want to move to him.
22:23 With his experience, you'll move to...
22:26 Rams.
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34:28 This is the place I told you about.
34:30 This is the hidden gem.
34:32 This is the hidden gem.
34:34 No one knows this place.
34:36 Where? We're eating.
34:38 There's a snake behind us.
34:40 Where was the snake?
34:42 It's a cockroach.
34:44 What's the shell?
34:46 It's real.
34:47 What's inside?
34:48 Cockroach.
34:49 Good.
34:51 There's a cockroach.
34:53 This is the best.
34:55 Eating like this is so good.
34:57 Shooting like this.
34:59 It's good.
35:00 I'm so disappointed with the guy behind me.
35:02 He's eating.
35:04 He's crazy.
35:06 There's a green vegetable.
35:08 It's so good.
35:10 Mirsa, let's eat.
35:14 Let's eat this.
35:16 It's good.
35:18 It's great.
35:20 If you say,
35:22 "Hi, I'm..."
35:24 Don't be too serious.
35:30 We're working.
35:32 I'm not.
35:34 Thank you.
35:36 We're asking about food.
35:38 Funny videos about food.
35:40 Yes.
35:42 This is the news.
35:44 If you say,
35:46 "I didn't wake up in the morning."
35:48 It's chicken.
35:50 What does it mean?
35:52 I'll eat later.
35:56 It's been a while.
36:02 I'm so hungry.
36:04 Literally,
36:09 he took the monkey.
36:11 He took the monkey.
36:15 The monkey is pitiful.
36:17 It's hot.
36:18 Or maybe he's just lazy.
36:20 Why?
36:21 If he wakes up in the afternoon,
36:23 he'll be eating chicken.
36:24 It's too late.
36:25 He's eating the monkey, not the chicken.
36:27 Because the chicken can't go out in the afternoon.
36:29 It's too late.
36:31 He can't see anything.
36:33 Oh, my.
36:35 If you eat the monkey, use chopsticks.
36:37 Don't use your hands.
36:39 He took it like this.
36:41 He took it and did this.
36:43 It's hot.
36:45 He said, "I'm hungry."
36:47 Oh, my.
36:49 But, it's a lesson.
36:51 For tomorrow,
36:53 if you buy noodles,
36:55 don't eat there. Just take away.
36:56 Yes, wrap it with the monkey.
36:58 Don't.
37:01 Don't.
37:03 He's serious. He's still eating.
37:05 I want to focus on reading the conversation.
37:07 I want to read it.
37:09 He's serious.
37:11 Okay, next news.
37:13 It's from the lobster.
37:15 The lobster.
37:16 He wants to go back to his habitat.
37:18 But, he's a rebel.
37:20 What's this? Let's see.
37:22 It's time for me to give birth.
37:25 But, no.
37:30 Oh, my.
37:39 He's so rude.
37:42 Everyone is making funny videos.
37:44 I'm surprised.
37:46 If it's funny, it's expensive.
37:48 You're so rude.
37:50 I'm sorry.
37:52 But, for the other lobsters,
37:55 don't be too smart.
37:57 Don't be too smart.
37:59 He thought he's going back to his habitat.
38:02 It's water.
38:03 It's going to the sea.
38:05 It's going to the sea.
38:11 The lobsters are...
38:13 He's so rude.
38:18 I'm going to throw a tissue.
38:19 What's that?
38:20 To make it wet.
38:22 To make it wet.
38:24 It's the news.
38:25 No one knows that the lobsters are hot oil.
38:30 That's right.
38:31 Maybe, they're the result of the home pimpa.
38:34 Oh, yeah. Home pimpa.
38:36 He's lost.
38:38 He's scared. He's going to try it.
38:40 When it's in the oil, it's red.
38:42 It means he's angry.
38:43 Oh, it means he's angry.
38:45 So, all the red ones are the same as angry.
38:47 Or brave. Or what?
38:50 Buy it.
38:51 All the red ones are the same as angry.
38:55 It's like a house.
38:58 So, you don't like red.
39:03 What should I do?
39:05 It's a mix.
39:09 Let's continue.
39:11 Let's continue.
39:13 I'll talk.
39:15 It's you!
39:16 You're using me.
39:18 It's hard, right?
39:22 It's hard to talk.
39:23 You have to get to know me.
39:24 Let's continue to the next video.
39:26 To make it more fun.
39:28 It's all being aired.
39:31 It's all being aired.
39:34 Let's continue to the next video.
39:35 Every merchant has their own expertise.
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39:45 Hello, Kitty.
39:47 Yes.
39:48 Hello, Kitty.
39:49 Hello, Kitty.
39:52 This is the mustache.
39:53 There are four of them.
39:54 Hello, Kitty.
39:55 Hello, Kitty.
39:57 This is the eyes.
39:58 Oh, sorry.
39:59 Hello, Kitty.
40:00 This is the mouth.
40:01 I'm done.
40:02 You're done?
40:03 I'm done.
40:05 I'm sorry.
40:07 I'm sorry.
40:08 That's not Hello Kitty.
40:12 That's a badak.
40:14 It's crossing the road.
40:17 The blue shirt is going back and forth.
40:18 I thought he didn't get here.
40:20 The badak is being chased by the eel.
40:22 It's not the time to go back and forth.
40:27 This badak is...
40:29 I'm sorry, sir.
40:30 Yes.
40:31 The editor is too intense.
40:33 Just once.
40:35 The one who ate the eel.
40:37 Poor him.
40:38 Hello, Kitty.
40:39 Hello, Kitty.
40:40 That's not Hello Kitty.
40:42 That's Hello Toast.
40:43 The most...
40:46 The most...
40:48 The kids.
40:49 He's honest.
40:50 His brother said,
40:51 "What a fool."
40:52 "It's so bad."
40:53 Yes.
40:54 He's being a badak.
40:55 The one who ate the eel.
40:56 Be brave.
40:57 Be brave.
40:58 Be brave.
40:59 Like my friend next to me.
41:01 Be brave to eat this.
41:04 Okay.
41:05 It's going to be thrown away.
41:06 Yes.
41:07 It's going to be thrown away.
41:08 Do you want more?
41:10 Here.
41:11 Here.
41:12 There's still some.
41:13 There's still some.
41:14 It's not good.
41:15 It's good.
41:17 It's good.
41:19 It's good.
41:20 Okay.
41:21 I'm full, Chris.
41:22 The next news.
41:24 This news is from...
41:26 This news is from Rambu Lalu Lintas.
41:29 Maybe this is called...
41:31 Red light without forgiveness.
41:34 Focus.
41:35 Eat.
41:36 Red light without forgiveness.
41:38 Where's the video?
41:39 This is the most emotional event...
41:43 for the driver on the highway.
41:45 There's a traffic light...
41:47 recorded by someone.
41:48 The green light that indicates the road is ready...
41:50 must turn red in a second.
41:59 This is not a trick from magic.
42:02 The traffic light...
42:04 changes as fast as it glows.
42:06 If it's like this, the only one who can pass...
42:08 is the superhero The Flash.
42:10 To the admin of the traffic light, please.
42:18 Yes.
42:19 Where's the heart of the driver?
42:20 The car is just moving forward.
42:23 The half is still separated.
42:25 Please.
42:26 Especially if there's a car that has a long loading.
42:28 The green light is for the handrail.
42:30 The red light is for the road.
42:33 Green.
42:36 It's red again.
42:40 It's like a Christmas tree.
42:43 The traffic light is like this.
42:45 It's like this.
42:46 That's why the traffic light here...
42:48 must be in the mode of Rosy.
42:50 It's like it's about to start.
42:54 It's like that.
42:56 It's like you're really focused on our segment.
42:59 It's weird to shoot people eating like this.
43:01 Yes.
43:02 It's weird.
43:03 It's weird.
43:04 It's like you don't have the intention to work.
43:06 It's weird.
43:07 It's weird.
43:09 There were four meatballs.
43:11 It's weird.
43:12 It's like this.
43:13 It's weird.
43:14 It's just noodles.
43:16 It's weird.
43:17 There were four meatballs.
43:18 It's weird.
43:19 There are two forks.
43:21 It's really weird to shoot people eating like this.
43:24 It's weird.
43:25 Mr. Mirsa.
43:30 I'll be back...
43:32 after I put all the meatballs in my mouth.
43:36 Don't go anywhere, Mr. Mirsa.
43:38 It's closing.
43:39 It's closing?
43:40 It's closing?
43:41 Okay.
43:42 See you next week.
43:43 I'll be back.
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43:49 The good news for you.
43:52 I'm kidding.
43:54 Besti, happy Sunday.
44:06 Looking for a good food to close this holiday.
44:10 If you're hungry, I'll show you the menu that will make you happy.
44:15 This is it, Besti.
44:17 The spicy rice with meatballs.
44:19 It's perfect to pair with rice and fish.
44:22 I'm sure you'll love it.
44:24 There's also a chicken that's as good as Besti.
44:29 This is the spicy rice with meatballs.
44:33 I'll try the rice first.
44:35 The original rice.
44:37 Let's try.
44:38 I like it.
44:45 Me too.
44:46 Why?
44:47 and Singapore fried rice.