How To Have An Accident At Work 1959
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00:00 [The End]
00:06 [Phoenix Wright's "Who's Got the Sweetest Disposition?" plays]
00:12 ♪ Who's got the sweetest disposition? ♪
00:14 ♪ One guess, guess who? ♪
00:17 ♪ Who never, never starts an argument? ♪
00:21 ♪ Who never shows a bit of temperament? ♪
00:24 ♪ Who's never wrong, but always right? ♪
00:27 ♪ Who'd never dream of starting a fight? ♪
00:30 ♪ Who gets stuck on a bad luck? ♪
00:33 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
00:36 Yeah!
00:37 Howdy!
00:40 I'm J.J. Fate.
00:42 Uh, Fall Guy.
00:43 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there, too.
00:48 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to use.
00:52 You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their accidents.
00:58 For example, my day usually starts like this.
01:04 [alarm rings]
01:10 As you can see, Mr. Duck is very punctual.
01:13 Here comes Daddy!
01:16 The master has arrived!
01:26 Do you want to kill somebody?
01:29 Daddy's right.
01:31 Somebody can slip and make it out.
01:35 Take it outside!
01:38 Don't do that! Don't do that! Don't do that!
01:41 Be careful!
01:42 What's with you doing?
01:44 Daddy's right.
01:46 Mm-hmm.
01:49 What's he trying to do? Bring yourself up?
01:52 Daddy's right.
01:55 Daddy's still right.
01:58 He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.
02:02 That's what I like to see.
02:07 But when he arrives at work,
02:10 oh, he checks in and his mind checks out.
02:14 Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear!
02:20 Sorry, I don't have unnecessary equipment.
02:23 Where am I?
02:31 Strictly nowhere.
02:33 Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?
02:37 It's faint!
02:38 That's what it is, faint!
02:41 Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
02:45 Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof,
02:48 but everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of hay!
02:53 Anyone for cribbage?
02:57 At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.
03:05 But...
03:06 now he's playing with fire!
03:09 Oh, no! Not there, stupid!
03:12 See what I mean?
03:16 Think!
03:22 That's a good thought.
03:24 Keep your thoughts on the job,
03:31 or your job might become...
03:35 a headache!
03:36 He really got a bang out of that one!
03:40 This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb...
03:46 Translation, work should have flat concentration from you,
03:58 or you may become flat and dry.
04:02 Or you may become...
04:03 flat work!
04:05 You know, since time began,
04:12 man has sought to harness the powers of the universe,
04:16 blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own ingenuity,
04:21 creating colossal behemoths to benefit mankind,
04:24 and tremendous power plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines,
04:30 that have a symphony of movement and rhythmic beat,
04:32 that keep man and machine working together as a coordinated team,
04:37 turning our production to gladden the heart of management!
04:41 (MUSIC PLAYING)
04:43 He's not betting this on me!
05:06 Boy, am I hungry!
05:11 (MACHINE BELL RINGING)
05:13 My lunch!
05:15 Goddamn machine!
05:17 Don't throw a monkey wrench at the machine!
05:21 (CRASHING)
05:23 (CRASHING)
05:25 (CRASHING)
05:27 (CRASHING)
05:33 (BEEPING)
05:39 (MUSIC PLAYING)
05:40 Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.
05:59 Soon through!
06:04 Oh boy, treasure time!
06:07 (WHISTLING)
06:08 (MUSIC PLAYING)
06:09 (BELL RINGING)
06:15 They're off and running, it's Grills and the Weed,
06:18 Trout is second by a head and Williams third,
06:21 going into the clubhouse, turn, it's Nickels by a neck,
06:23 Berg is balding, Kitty is third and adepost,
06:26 in the back stretch, it's Kimball closing ground on call,
06:29 and title coming upon Stormy!
06:31 (CLICKING)
06:33 And on his own time, too!
06:37 (WHISTLING)
06:38 Well, that's fate.
06:40 Oh, what am I saying?
06:44 (MUSIC PLAYING)
06:47 (MUSIC ENDS)
06:48 (MUSIC PLAYING)
06:49 (MUSIC ENDS)
06:50 (MUSIC PLAYING)
06:51 (MUSIC ENDS)
06:52 (upbeat music)
06:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]