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00:00 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
00:02 [explosion]
00:03 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
00:05 [duck quack]
00:06 [music]
00:13 Howdy!
00:15 I'm J.J. Fate,
00:17 the Fall Guy.
00:19 My middle name is Jonah,
00:21 and Jinx is in there too.
00:23 Hoodoo fits me like a glove,
00:25 but Fate's my name to you.
00:28 Now, this is an average neighborhood.
00:31 These are average homes.
00:34 Average people live in these homes.
00:36 And here comes an average citizen,
00:38 home from work.
00:40 [music]
00:56 Safe at home, he thinks.
01:00 [music]
01:03 Ah, yes.
01:04 Be it ever so humble,
01:06 there's no place like home.
01:10 To have an accident,
01:12 do you realize that nearly five million people
01:14 suffered in home accidents last year?
01:17 And everybody blames me, dag nabbit.
01:20 Just for example...
01:22 [music]
01:24 [squawk]
01:26 Oh, they can't help us today.
01:28 It's Fate.
01:29 Guess what, Igloose?
01:31 Fate.
01:31 Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
01:35 [laughs]
01:36 You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.
01:39 They must be carelessly planned in advance.
01:43 So, step right up and have an accident.
01:46 The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery,
01:49 equipped with all the modern conveniences
01:52 for having an accident.
01:55 If you insist.
01:56 [crash]
01:58 He did.
01:59 [music]
02:03 This one is called a throw rug,
02:04 for obvious reasons.
02:06 [crash]
02:09 Accidents happen fast, don't they?
02:12 Let's just slow the picture down
02:16 and see how he accomplished it.
02:20 Note how easy it is to have an accident.
02:26 Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.
02:31 Hold it, we missed one.
02:32 Let's try that again.
02:33 [music]
02:43 And there you have it.
02:46 An awkward attitude by an inattentive,
02:48 accident-prone individual.
02:51 Well, here we go again.
02:53 [music]
03:13 It's hard to believe,
03:15 but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen,
03:19 with average intelligence.
03:21 Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.
03:25 He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair,
03:28 but look at the chances he takes around his home.
03:31 [music]
03:36 Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.
03:40 Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.
03:44 [mumbling]
03:47 [music]
03:51 He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth,
03:54 but so now he's cooking with gas.
03:58 [music]
04:07 He's gonna burn his hand.
04:09 [music]
04:10 [squawk]
04:11 [music]
04:12 [squawk]
04:13 A target spot.
04:15 Cleaning fluid plus stove equals a surefire method for removing spots.
04:23 [music]
04:30 He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel,
04:33 but this particular maneuver is called falling down stairs.
04:41 There are many ways of doing this.
04:43 If you aren't careful...
04:47 The bumps-a-daisy half-twist.
04:49 [music]
04:51 [thud]
04:52 Jelly roll.
04:54 [music]
04:55 [thud]
04:56 Catapult high dive.
04:59 Climbing Mount Everest.
05:02 [music]
05:04 Riding a roller coaster.
05:08 Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.
05:11 He's just careless.
05:13 [thud]
05:14 Oh, yes.
05:16 That's one I forgot to mention.
05:18 That's the last one.
05:20 [music]
05:29 I'm going to look for a safe.
05:32 [music]
05:38 This is an average neighborhood.
05:41 These are average homes.
05:43 Average people live here.
05:46 Having average accidents.
05:49 Because they don't use average intelligence.
05:53 It's like I said, don't blame fate for your carelessness.
05:59 [music]
06:10 [MUSIC]