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00:05 [music]
00:10 [music]
00:11 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:14 One guess, guess who?
00:17 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:20 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:23 Who's never wrong, but always right?
00:26 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:29 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:32 No one but Donald Duck.
00:36 [music]
00:43 Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, uh, Fall Guy.
00:49 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.
00:53 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.
00:58 Now, uh, this is an average neighborhood.
01:01 These are average homes.
01:03 Average people live in these homes.
01:06 And here comes an average citizen home from work.
01:10 [music]
01:26 Safe at home, he thinks.
01:30 [music]
01:32 Ah, yes. Be it ever so humble.
01:36 There's no place like home to have an accident.
01:41 Do you realize that nearly five million people
01:44 suffered in home accidents last year?
01:46 And everybody blames me, dag nabbit.
01:50 Just for example...
01:52 [music]
01:54 [crash]
01:55 Everything happens to me. It's Fate.
01:59 That's what it is. Fate.
02:01 Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
02:05 You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.
02:09 They must be carelessly planned in advance.
02:12 So step right up and have an accident.
02:15 The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery
02:19 equipped with all the modern conveniences
02:22 for having an accident.
02:24 If you insist.
02:26 [crash]
02:28 He did.
02:30 [music]
02:32 This one is called a throw rug for obvious reasons.
02:36 [crash]
02:38 Accidents happen fast, don't they?
02:42 Let's just slow the picture down
02:46 and see how he accomplished it.
02:50 Note how easy it is to have an accident.
02:56 Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.
03:01 Hold it. We missed one. Let's try that again.
03:04 [music]
03:08 [squeak]
03:10 [crash]
03:13 And there you have it.
03:16 An awkward attitude by an inattentive accident prone individual.
03:21 Well, here we go again.
03:25 [music]
03:28 [music]
03:33 [squeak]
03:34 [crash]
03:36 [music]
03:40 [crash]
03:43 It's hard to believe, but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen
03:48 with average intelligence.
03:50 Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.
03:55 He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair,
03:58 but look at the chances he takes around his home.
04:01 [music]
04:05 Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.
04:08 [crash]
04:09 Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.
04:13 [mumbling]
04:16 [music]
04:18 [crash]
04:20 He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth,
04:24 but so now he's cooking with gas.
04:28 [music]
04:29 [crash]
04:31 [music]
04:36 He's gonna burn his hand.
04:39 [music]
04:40 [squeak]
04:41 [crash]
04:42 [music]
04:43 [squeak]
04:44 A gargling spot.
04:46 Cleaning fluid plus stove equals a surefire method for removing spots.
04:53 [music]
04:54 [crash]
04:55 [music]
05:00 He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel,
05:04 but this particular maneuver is called falling down stairs.
05:11 There are many ways of doing this.
05:14 If you aren't careful,
05:18 the bumps a daisy half twist.
05:23 Jelly roll.
05:27 Catapult high dive.
05:30 Climbing Mount Everest.
05:34 Riding a roller coaster.
05:38 Now Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.
05:41 He's just careless.
05:43 [crash]
05:45 Oh yes, that's one I forgot to mention.
05:48 That's the last one.
05:50 [music]
05:59 I'm going to look for it safe.
06:02 [music]
06:08 This is an average neighborhood.
06:11 These are average homes.
06:13 Average people live here.
06:16 Having average accidents.
06:19 Because they don't use average intelligence.
06:23 It's like I said, don't blame fate for your carelessness.
06:28 [music]
06:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]