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01:00 [cough] Smooch! [cough]
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02:05 Temper, temper! Shame on you! You never see me lose my temper, do you?
02:10 Well, I'm not going out with you again until you cure that temper.
02:15 Oh, Dasik, I'm sorry. The news!
02:20 Oh!
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02:30 Temper, Dasik, temper!
02:33 Take the cure by mail to the Kuchmari Institute of Temperation.
02:39 Oh boy, oh boy!
02:41 [music]
02:46 Let's be brief and get right to the point.
02:48 I'm an insult machine representing the Tootsbury Institute of Temperism.
02:51 If you can take my insults for ten minutes and still control your temper, you'll be cured forever!
02:58 What?
02:59 You promised to give me your attention, your whole attention, nothing but your attention, so help you, Hannah.
03:03 Uh, I don't.
03:05 That's fine. Now will you please look behind you?
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03:10 Sucker! [laughs]
03:13 Oh, that's all right.
03:16 Come over here!
03:19 Ah, there you are!
03:21 Hey, just a minute!
03:23 Ah, control yourself!
03:25 Ah, I almost forgot. For a moment.
03:28 Psst! Have you heard this one?
03:30 [mumbling]
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03:36 [music stops]
03:39 Remember, before you lose your temper, count to ten.
03:43 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
03:46 Hey, you're doing fine. In fact, I'm going to give you a nice surprise.
03:50 Ouch!
03:51 [laughs]
03:54 Don't lose your temper now. You've only got a minute to go.
03:57 Ten minutes to what?
03:59 Now relax yourself.
04:01 All right.
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04:06 [snoring]
04:08 Now close your eyes and hold out your hand.
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04:13 Only ten seconds to go, pal, and you've made it!
04:16 [thunder]
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04:20 [mumbling]
04:23 Congratulations! You're a new man!
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04:39 Daisy, it's the new me.
04:44 [barking]
04:45 Daisy, it's the new me! It's the new me!
04:48 We'll see. Test him out on the window.
04:51 Would you mind opening the window for me?
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05:06 [snoring]
05:07 [barking]
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05:20 [snoring]
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05:26 [barking]
05:27 You may.
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05:32 [thunder]
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05:38 [snoring]
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05:48 Daisy, it's all done!
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05:52 [thunder]
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05:57 [laughing]
05:58 Wonderful! After all that, you're still smiling.
06:02 Now I'll go out with you.
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06:05 [laughing]
06:06 Already?
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06:09 [laughing]
06:10 Why don't you take that to Ransom?
06:13 [laughing]
06:14 Oh, he doesn't like my hat.
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06:17 You can't come here to me, you big mother.
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06:20 [laughing]
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