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00:00 [music]
00:06 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:08 [music]
00:09 One guess, guess who?
00:11 [music]
00:12 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:15 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:18 Who's never wrong but always right?
00:21 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:24 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:27 No one but Donald Duck!
00:29 [audience laughter]
00:34 Next case, Pierre versus Duck.
00:37 May it please the court, I propose to prove that my client is innocent.
00:43 A mere victim of circumstances.
00:46 Call the duck to the stand.
00:48 [music]
00:53 Wait, son.
00:54 Raise your right hand.
00:55 [gibberish]
00:57 Can I watch your name sit down?
00:59 [door slams]
01:00 Your Honor, may the light of truth...
01:05 [clears throat]
01:06 The light of truth...
01:09 [chirp]
01:10 Guide us to find the innocent.
01:14 Just gaze upon that kind, that loving, gentle countenance.
01:19 How can anyone think him capable of any wrongdoing?
01:25 Only a hardened soul like Monsieur Pierre.
01:30 But we shall unmask him.
01:33 Your Honor, there's his poo character.
01:37 Order, order!
01:39 Stick to facts!
01:41 Your Honor, the charges against my client are outrageous.
01:47 The simple truth, the candid truth,
01:51 is that on the lunch hour of September umpteen, in a peaceful park, sat our little defendant.
02:00 Oh, bye-bye, little pigeon.
02:04 [music]
02:08 [chirp, chirp, chirp]
02:10 [music]
02:23 Table for one?
02:25 One.
02:26 Your hat, Monsieur.
02:27 Hey, give me that!
02:29 [music]
02:56 May I suggest the, uh, pomme de terre à la sangle with poux?
03:00 Perfect!
03:01 Café noir, demi-tasse?
03:02 Yeah, yeah, perfect!
03:04 Merci, Monsieur. Merci.
03:07 [music]
03:26 Hey, where's my coffee?
03:29 What's the big idea?
03:30 Hey, you, shut up!
03:31 I'm going to catch!
03:32 How close is she to a lamp?
03:34 [music]
03:41 Merci, Monsieur.
03:43 [music]
03:51 What is this?
03:54 Monsieur, we cannot allow a...
03:58 Hmm, or can we?
04:01 Café noir, fifteen dollars.
04:05 Hmm, jambon avec feuilles de laitue, three dollars.
04:11 [music]
04:13 On post, four dollars.
04:17 [music]
04:25 [chirp, chirp]
04:27 [chirp, chirp]
04:28 That is your bill, Monsieur.
04:31 Oh, my bill?
04:33 [laughs]
04:35 My bill?
04:37 [music]
04:39 [unintelligible]
04:54 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no nickel.
04:57 Thirty-five, ninety-nine.
04:59 Ta-da!
05:01 [music]
05:03 There he was, Your Honor.
05:06 Crushed, helpless.
05:10 How he must have suffered.
05:14 He pleaded, but in vain.
05:18 He found Pierre cold and hard.
05:22 With magnificent restraint, he voiced a timid protest.
05:29 [music]
05:36 And so you see, Your Honor, the injustice of it all.
05:41 My client is the victim, and the real culprit is there.
05:45 I object!
05:47 Shut up!
05:49 We throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
05:55 Defendants stand before the bar.
05:59 Ten dollars or ten days washing dishes, or else.
06:07 [music]
06:09 [laughs]
06:11 [music]
06:17 Please, I forgive you, but don't wash any more dishes.
06:20 I'll pay you. I'll feed you.
06:24 Anything.
06:26 [laughs]
06:28 [crash]
06:30 You heard what the judge said.
06:32 Ten days.
06:34 [laughs]
06:35 [music]
06:36 Ten more days.
06:38 [screams]
06:39 [music]
06:46 [BLANK_AUDIO]