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00:00Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:04No one but Donald Duck.
00:14Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, the Fall Guy.
00:20My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.
00:24Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.
00:29Now, this is an average neighborhood.
00:32These are average homes. Average people live in these homes.
00:37And here comes an average citizen home from work.
00:41Safe at home, he thinks.
00:47Ah, yes. Be it ever so humble.
00:52There's no place like home.
00:56No place like home.
01:00No place like home.
01:04No place like home.
01:07Well, there's no place like home.
01:11To have an accident?
01:13Do you realize that nearly 5 million people suffered in home accidents last year?
01:18And everybody blames me, dagnabbit.
01:21Just for example...
01:26Everything happens to me. It's Fate.
01:30That's what it is. Fate.
01:33Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
01:37You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.
01:41They must be carelessly planned in advance.
01:44So step right up and have an accident.
01:47The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery.
01:51Equipped with all the modern conveniences for having an accident.
01:56If you insist.
01:59He did.
02:01This one is called a throw rug for obvious reasons.
02:07Accidents happen fast, don't they?
02:10Let's just slow the picture down and see how he accomplished it.
02:18Note how easy it is to have an accident.
02:23It is to have an accident.
02:27Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.
02:32Hold it. We missed one. Let's try that again.
02:44And there you have it.
02:47An awkward attitude by an inattentive accident-prone individual.
02:51Well, here we go again.
03:14It's hard to believe, but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen.
03:18With average intelligence.
03:21Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.
03:26He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair.
03:29But look at the chances he takes around his home.
03:36Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.
03:40Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.
03:44Dog, dog, I'm sorry I can't catch you.
03:51He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth.
03:55But...
03:57So now he's cooking with gas.
04:07He's gonna burn his hand.
04:14A target spot!
04:17Cleaning fluid plus stove equals...
04:22A sure-fire method for removing spots.
04:31He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, but...
04:36This particular maneuver is called...
04:39Falling Downstairs.
04:42There are many ways of doing this.
04:45If you aren't careful...
04:48The Bumps-a-Daisy Half-Twist.
04:54Jelly Roll.
04:58Catapult I-Dive.
05:01Climbing Mount Everest.
05:05Riding a Rollie Coaster.
05:09Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.
05:12He's just careless.
05:16Oh, yes. That's one I forgot to mention.
05:19That's the last straw.
05:30I'm going to look where it's safe.
05:39This is an average neighborhood.
05:42These are average homes.
05:45Average people live here.
05:48Having average accidents.
05:51Because they don't use average intelligence.
05:55It's like I said.
05:57Don't blame fate for your carelessness.
06:08I definitely don't want to be a butler.
06:11But I have to, you know.
06:13There's nothing I can do either.
06:16So I have to show my team a small face.
06:20And I see them with the phone up close.
06:22And I see them in the living room.
06:25Hard to show.
06:27But I have to do it.
06:29It's nice.
06:31An average day.
06:34It's a good day.
06:36That's more like it.
06:38My hair. My hair is so long that my eyes are itchy.
06:41Let me scratch your nose.
06:44Look at this. It's itchy.
06:50Mommy, I have a little baby.
06:53Mommy, I have two little babies.
06:58Just a little.
07:08I love you because you are like me.
07:19I love you because you are like me.
07:23We love each other.
07:26When we are born, we remember each other.
07:28When we are together, we smile.
07:29Daddy, sing a song for us.
07:31We love each other because we are like me.
07:34We love each other because we are like me.
07:37We love each other because we are like me.
07:39We are like us because we are like us.
07:42La la la la la la la
07:45Keep singing.
07:48Daddy loves you.
07:50I already sang.
07:56Can you play your song for us?
07:59It's a bad bird's eye...
08:09For itself!
08:17This is an average neighborhood.
08:19These are average homes.
08:22Average people live here.
08:25Having average accidents.
08:27Because they don't use average intelligence.
08:32It's like I said.
08:33Don't blame fate for your carelessness.
08:50Mom.
08:51What?
08:52Where's my mom?
08:54Don't call me mom.
08:58Mom is...
09:03Mom, where's my son?
09:06Tie his hair.
09:07What?
09:08Tie his hair.
09:10Is it true?
09:11Tie his hair.
09:14Tie his hair.
09:16His hair smells like tamarind.
09:18Let me smell it.
09:21Smell it.
09:24Smell it.
09:28Mom's hair smells like tamarind.
09:31Mom's hair smells like tamarind.
09:37A toilet spot.
09:40Cleaning fluid plus stove equals...
09:46A surefire method for removing spots.
09:55He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
09:58But...
09:59This particular maneuver is called...
10:03Falling down stairs.
10:06There are many ways of doing this.
10:08If you aren't careful...
10:12The bumps-a-daisy half-twist.
10:17Jelly roll.
10:21Catapult high dive.
10:24Climbing Mount Everest.
10:28Riding a roller coaster.
10:32Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.
10:35He's just careless.
10:39Oh, yes.
10:40That's one I forgot to mention.
10:42That's the last one.
10:54I'm going to look.
10:55Have it.
10:56An awkward attitude by an inattentive, accident-prone individual.
11:01Well, here we go again.
11:03What?
11:23It's hard to believe, but...
11:25Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen.
11:28With average intelligence.
11:30Kind, considerate...
11:32Jolly, and usually very cautious.
11:35He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair.
11:38But look at the chances he takes around his home.
11:45Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.
11:49Frayed cords.
11:51Frazzled nerves.
11:53Dog, dog, I'm sure you can catch it.
11:58Boom!
12:01He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth.
12:04But...
12:06So now he's cooking with gas.
12:16He's gonna burn his hand.
12:18Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
12:22No one but Donald Duck.
12:27Howdy!
12:29I'm J.J. Fate.
12:31Fall guy.
12:33My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there, too.
12:37Hoodoo fits me like a glove.
12:39But Fate's my name to you.
12:42Now, this is an average neighborhood.
12:45These are average homes.
12:47Average people live in these homes.
12:50And here comes an average citizen.
12:54Safe at home, he thinks.
13:00Ah, yes.
13:02Home.
13:04Home.
13:06Home.
13:08Home.
13:10Home.
13:12Home.
13:14Home.
13:16Home.
13:18Home.
13:20Home.
13:22Ah, yes.
13:24Be it ever so humble.
13:26There's no place like home.
13:29To have an accident?
13:31Do you realize that nearly five million people suffered in home accidents last year?
13:36And everybody blames me, dagnabbit.
13:40Just for example...
13:45Everything happens to me.
13:47It's Fate.
13:49That's what it is. Fate.
13:51And to him, blame me for his carelessness.
13:55You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.
13:59They must be carelessly planned in advance.
14:02So step right up and have an accident.
14:05The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery...
14:09...equipped with all the modern conveniences...
14:12...for having an accident.
14:14If you insist.
14:17He did.
14:21This one is called a throw rug.
14:23For obvious reasons.
14:27Accidents happen fast, don't they?
14:30Let's just slow the picture down...
14:34...and see how he accomplished it.
14:38Note how easy it is to have an accident.
14:44Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.
14:49Hold it. We missed one. Let's try that again.
15:02And there you have it.