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00:00
00:07♪ Litterbug, Litterbug, shame on you.
00:09♪ Look at the terrible things you do.
00:12♪ Littering, cluttering every place.
00:14♪ Why, but it's disgraceful.
00:17♪ Litterbug, Litterbug, where's your pride?
00:19♪ Making a mess of the countryside.
00:22♪ Spoiling and spoiling each lovely view.
00:24♪ Shame, oh shame on you.
00:26♪ It really makes one wonder
00:29♪ what kind of house you keep.
00:31♪ On every tour, the world is your
00:34♪ personal garbage heap.
00:36♪ You bother us, Litterbug, Litterbug,
00:38♪ don't you care?
00:39♪ People must follow you everywhere.
00:42♪ Cleaning up places that you've gone to.
00:44♪ Litterbug, oh shame on you.
00:49In the war that we wage against pests,
00:53modern science, of course, never rests.
00:57The mosquito, we are told,
00:59now is largely controlled through oil.
01:02Sprayed on swamps, it infests.
01:06The boll weevil, relentlessly lusting,
01:10succumbs to a chemical dusting.
01:12And where the termite carouses,
01:15we fumigate houses with gases it finds most disgusting.
01:21Still, we have no cause to be smug.
01:25We've invented no poison nor drug
01:29to settle the score with one pest we abhor
01:33and contemptibly call Litterbug.
01:37This strange wingless pest we berate
01:40was unwisely endowed its one trait.
01:44With claw-like transmitters,
01:46it holds, tears, and litters.
01:50On weekends, three times its own weight.
01:54Of their habits, this much science knows.
01:58They stay dormant through seasons of snows,
02:02behind walls that are thick, made of wood or of brick,
02:06in their nests built in parallel rows.
02:14They emerge in great numbers in spring
02:18and at once start to scamper and sing.
02:22They take pride in their labors,
02:24competing with neighbors engaged in the very same thing.
02:29Although proudly, each strives to maintain
02:33an immaculate private domain,
02:35why each one another throws trash on its brother
02:39is a paradox none can explain.
02:43Now, as to the types of litterbugs,
02:47most common, the unconscious carrier
02:51uses the drop
02:55or the pop and drop.
02:59It possesses no brain for a barrier.
03:03And when virus-inflicted, its litter is carelessly tossed.
03:09And when tobacco-addicted, its trail is not easily lost.
03:17The sports bug.
03:21Flamboyant and raiment is always loaded
03:25for littering entertainment.
03:29Drop-kicking.
03:33A well-placed bunt.
03:37Drives that are clicking.
03:41A javelin stunt.
03:46Ow!
03:48A four-litter man.
03:50Now, the sneak bug is a...
03:54is a sneak.
03:56Methods polished to perfection.
03:58Some so smooth in technique,
04:00they defy human detection.
04:04Well, it's impossible to follow the sleight-of-hand action
04:08unless we slow down that action a fraction.
04:16The young are harmless, lovable creatures
04:20till their inborn instincts appear
04:24and they show their obnoxious features.
04:28Though receiving no formal training,
04:32they achieve amazing results,
04:36constantly striving and straining
04:40to be as...
04:42Striving and straining to be as...
04:46objectionable as the adults.
04:50Summertime is migration time
04:52and litter bugs swarm in veritable legions,
04:56thousands upon thousands,
04:58moving on to other regions.
05:06Oh, a frightening experience to be caught in their path.
05:10The swarm consists of two species,
05:12so science teaches.
05:14One plagues mountains,
05:16the other infests beaches.
05:20The beach bug is attracted
05:22by the sparkling white sands
05:24and oceans glittering
05:26and here it indulges in its favorite pastimes.
05:32Eating and littering.
05:37Beach bugs are not nocturnal.
05:39At sundown they instinctively return
05:41to their habitations.
05:43Archaeologists have unearthed
05:45these evidences of previous migrations.
05:56The mountain bug is drawn to woodland splendor
05:59where nature is at her best.
06:04Here it establishes a temporary nest.
06:08In the crisp mountain air
06:10its appetite is far from retarded.
06:13It eats anything from containers
06:15that can be easily discarded.
06:20Litter bug.
06:22Litter bug.
06:24Litter bug.
06:26Litter bug, shame on you.
06:28Look at the terrible things you do.
06:31Littering, fluttering every place.
06:33My, but it's disgraceful.
06:36Litter bug.
06:37Litter bug.
06:38Where's your pride?
06:39Making a mess of the countryside.
06:41Stalling and stalling each lovely view.
06:43Shame.
06:44Oh, shame on you.
06:46It really makes one wonder
06:48what kind of house you keep.
06:50On every tour
06:52the world is your personal garbage heap.
06:55You got left.
06:56Litter bug.
06:57Litter bug.
06:58Don't you care?
06:59People must follow you everywhere
07:01cleaning up places that you've gone to.
07:03Litter bug.
07:04Shame on you.
07:05Litter bug.
07:06Shame on you.
07:08Litter bug.
07:09Oh, shame on you.
07:16Litter bug.
07:17Oh, shame on you.
07:19Litter bug.
07:30Mom.
07:31Yes?
07:32Where's my mom?
07:34Don't call her mom.
07:38Mom.
07:43Where's my mom?
07:46Tie your hair for me.
07:47What?
07:48You have to tie your hair like this.
07:50Tie my hair?
07:51No, tie your hair like this.
07:54Tie your hair like this.
07:56If you tie your hair like this, your face will look ugly.
07:58You have to tie your hair like this.
08:01Like this.
08:02Your face will look ugly.
08:08My mom is a little girl.
08:10My mom is a little girl.
08:15My mom is a little girl.
08:31Sing a song.
08:32I love you because you are like me.
08:36I love you because you are like me.
08:39And we love each other.
08:42I miss you because you are beautiful,
08:44I miss you because you are smiling.
08:46Yes, you have to sing.
08:48I love you because you are like me.
08:51I love you because you are like me.
08:54I love you because we are together.
08:56We live in the same house and the same tree.
08:58Lalala.
09:02Sing it.
09:06I love you.
09:08You have sung it.
09:12This strange wingless pest we berate was unwisely endowed its one trait.
09:34With claw-like transmitters, it holds, tears, and litters.
09:41On weekends, three times its own weight.
09:45Of their habits, this much science knows.
09:49They stay dormant through seasons of snows, behind walls that are thick, made of wood
09:55or of brick, in their nests built in parallel rows.
10:05They emerge in great numbers in spring and at once start to scamper and sing.
10:12They take pride in their labors, competing with neighbors engaged in the very same thing.
10:20Although proudly, each strives to maintain an immaculate private domain, why each one
10:27another throws trash on its brother is a paradox none can explain.
10:34Now, as to the types of litterbugs, most common, the unconscious carrier uses the drop or the
10:47pop and drop.
10:50It possesses no brain for a barrier.
10:53And when virus-inflicted, its litter is carelessly tossed.
11:00And when tobacco-addicted, its trail is not easily...
11:04Litterbug, litterbug, shame on you.
11:13Look at the terrible things you do.
11:16Littering, cluttering every place.
11:18Why, but it's disgraceful.
11:21Litterbug, litterbug, where's your pride?
11:24Making a mess of the countryside.
11:26Spoiling and spoiling each lovely view.
11:29Litterbug, litterbug, shame on you.
11:31It really makes one wonder what kind of house you keep.
11:35On every tour, the world is your personal garbage heap.
11:40You botherless litterbug, litterbug, don't you care?
11:43People must follow you everywhere.
11:45Cleaning up places that you've gone to.
11:48Litterbug, oh, shame on you.
11:54A war that we wage against pests.
11:57Modern science, of course, never rests.
12:01The mosquito, we are told, now is largely controlled through oil.
12:07Sprayed on swamps, it infests.
12:10The boll weevil, relentlessly lusting.
12:14Succumbs to a chemical dusting.
12:17And where the termite carouses, we fumigate houses with gases it finds most.
12:24Disgusting.
12:25Still, we have no cause to be smug.
12:29We've invented no poison nor drug.
12:33To settle the score with one pest we abhor.
12:37And contemptibly call litterbug.
12:41Look at the terrible things you do.
12:44Littering, fluttering every place.
12:47My, but it's disgraceful.
12:49Litterbug, litterbug, where's your pride?
12:53Falling and sorting each lovely pew.
12:56Shame, oh, shame on you.
12:58It really makes one wonder what kind of house you keep.
13:03On every tour the world is your personal garbage heap.
13:08You've got less litterbug, litterbug, don't you care?
13:11People must follow you everywhere.
13:14Cleaning up places that you've gone to.
13:16Litterbug, shame on you.
13:18Litterbug, shame on you.
13:22Litterbug, oh, shame on you.
13:29Litterbug, oh, shame on you.
13:44Mom.
13:45What?
13:46Where's my mom?
13:48Don't come near me.
13:50Mom is...
13:56Mom, where's my daughter?
13:58Tie her hair.
14:00What?
14:01Tie her hair.
14:02Tie her hair?
14:03No, tie her face.
14:07Tie her hair, tie her hair.
14:09Her hair will make her face smelly.
14:11Tie her nose.
14:13Look, smelly.
14:18She wants to be lost.
14:25The Sports Bug.
14:27Flamboyant and raiment is always loaded.
14:31For littering entertainment.
14:33Dropkicking.
14:38A well-placed bump.
14:43Drives that are clicking, a javelin stunt,
14:49Ouch!
14:50A four litter man.
14:52Now the sneak bug is a, is a sneak.
14:57Methods polished to perfection.
15:00Some so smooth in technique they defy human detection.
15:05Well, it's impossible to follow the sleight of hand action
15:09unless we slow down that action a fraction.
15:30The young are harmless, lovable creatures
15:33till their inborn instincts appear
15:35and they show their obnoxious features.
15:39Though receiving no formal training,
15:41they achieve amazing results,
15:44constantly striving and straining
15:47to be as objectionable as the adults.
15:53Summertime is migration time
15:55and litter bugs swarm in veritable legions,
15:58thousands upon thousands,
16:01moving on to other regions.
16:09Oh, a frightening experience to be caught in their path.
16:13The swarm consists of two species, so science teaches.
16:17One plagues mountains, the other infests beaches.
16:23The beach bug is attracted by the sparkling white sands
16:27and ocean's glittering.
16:29And here it indulges in its favorite pastimes.
16:34Eating and littering.
16:40Beach bugs are not nocturnal.
16:42At sundown they instinctively return to their habitations.
16:46Archaeologists have unearthed these evidences
16:49of previous migrations.
16:53The mountain bug is drawn to woodland splendor
16:57where nature is at her best.
17:02Here it establishes a temporary nest.
17:06In the crisp mountain air, its appetite is far from retarded.
17:10It eats anything from containers
17:13that can be easily discarded.
17:16It eats anything from containers
17:19that can be easily discarded.

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