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Ben (Ben Marshall), Martin (Martin Herlihy), and John (John Higgins) blade their way to work after some car troubles, stopping for snowcones and to maybe purchase some alcohol for minors along the way. But the boss, who happens to be Ben’s dad (Conan O’Brien), is furious when the carefree trio show up late showing no sign of ever growing up.
Synopsis: In PLEASE DON’T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN, John Goodman narrates the adventure of Ben, Martin, and John, three childhood friends turned deadbeat co-workers, who fend off hairless bears, desperate park rangers (played by Meg Stalter and X Mayo) and a hypocritical cult leader (Bowen Yang) in the hopes of finding a priceless treasure, only to discover that finding the treasure is the easiest part of their journey. Oh, and Conan O'Brien plays Ben’s dad in it. Produced by Judd Apatow (Superbad) and Jimmy Miller (Bad Teacher), the film is written, executive produced and stars Martin Herlihy, John Higgins, and Ben Marshall – aka the Please Don’t Destroy guys, and directed by Paul Briganti (Saturday Night Live).
Ben (Ben Marshall), Martin (Martin Herlihy), and John (John Higgins) blade their way to work after some car troubles, stopping for snowcones and to maybe purchase some alcohol for minors along the way. But the boss, who happens to be Ben’s dad (Conan O’Brien), is furious when the carefree trio show up late showing no sign of ever growing up.
Synopsis: In PLEASE DON’T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN, John Goodman narrates the adventure of Ben, Martin, and John, three childhood friends turned deadbeat co-workers, who fend off hairless bears, desperate park rangers (played by Meg Stalter and X Mayo) and a hypocritical cult leader (Bowen Yang) in the hopes of finding a priceless treasure, only to discover that finding the treasure is the easiest part of their journey. Oh, and Conan O'Brien plays Ben’s dad in it. Produced by Judd Apatow (Superbad) and Jimmy Miller (Bad Teacher), the film is written, executive produced and stars Martin Herlihy, John Higgins, and Ben Marshall – aka the Please Don’t Destroy guys, and directed by Paul Briganti (Saturday Night Live).
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00:00 [thunder]
00:02 [music]
00:04 [thunder]
00:06 [music]
00:08 Treasure.
00:10 [music]
00:12 Why is it always so god damn hard to find?
00:16 This is the story of the treasure of Foggy Mountain.
00:20 The priceless golden bust of Marie Antoinette.
00:24 It was stolen from Versailles by French naval explorer
00:28 Jean-Pierre Laroche.
00:30 He fled to America and hid it deep within the mountain.
00:34 In his final days, he built a map,
00:37 a key leading to this legendary treasure.
00:40 [music]
00:42 It was his dream that the bravest, most feared adventurers
00:46 in the world would find it and solve its puzzle.
00:50 [music]
00:52 [cheering]
00:54 That is not what happened.
00:56 [music]
00:58 [music]
01:00 [music]
01:02 [music]
01:04 [music]
01:06 [music]
01:08 [music]
01:10 [music]
01:12 [music]
01:14 [music]
01:16 [music]
01:18 Morning, my boy!
01:20 Morning, brother!
01:22 Breakfast time! No one want the eggs!
01:24 [crash]
01:26 [sigh]
01:28 Guess we're just having leftover pad thai!
01:31 [music]
01:33 [music]
01:35 [music]
01:37 [music]
01:39 [music]
01:41 [music]
01:43 Dude, the soup's busted!
01:46 Hold on, man.
01:48 Dang it!
01:50 [music]
01:52 [music]
01:54 [music]
01:56 [music]
01:58 [music]
02:00 [music]
02:02 Pussies!
02:04 The fuck did you just say to us?
02:06 You heard me, Slender Man.
02:08 Buy us some beer. We'll beat your ass.
02:10 Alright, bro-bro!
02:12 You asked for it.
02:14 Thanks, boys!
02:16 [music]
02:18 [music]
02:20 [music]
02:22 [music]
02:24 [music]
02:26 [music]
02:28 [music]
02:30 Oh my God!
02:32 Marth?
02:34 You boys okay?
02:36 [music]
02:38 [music]
02:40 [music]
02:42 Where the fuck were you?
02:44 You're three hours late!
02:46 Dad, you don't understand. The soup's was busted, so we had to shred.
02:49 You had to shred?
02:51 Wait a minute. Why are your lips red?
02:53 Were you eating a snow cone?
02:55 That's a really good guess.
02:57 The police are here, and they're saying that you bought alcohol for minors.
02:59 Oh, no.
03:01 Yeah, that's a crime.
03:03 In Europe, the drinking age is like ten.
03:05 They could have been European.
03:07 What made you think they were European?
03:09 They had a certain je ne sais quoi.
03:11 I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
03:13 Ben, I'm going to retire soon.
03:15 I'm not always going to be here to babysit you.
03:17 Can we just talk about this for a second?
03:19 If you ever, ever...
03:21 Johnny.
03:23 Talk to my friends like that again...
03:25 John!
03:27 Be someplace else right now, or I'll kill you.
03:29 Got it. See you, brother.
03:31 I don't mean to be rude, but lunch is usually now.
03:33 So could we... I'll go.
03:35 Thank you, sir.
03:37 Skates are cool, though, right?
03:39 God damn it! Would you stand still?
03:41 Would it kill you to be just a little more like Dylan?
03:43 I mean, look at that. God.
03:45 He's a rock star.
03:47 A rock star? He's like the most normal guy in the world.
03:49 He's the best.
03:51 He looks like he's in the eighth grade.
03:53 He's so cool.
03:55 Try to pick up on what Dylan has.
03:57 Yeah.
03:59 Love you.
04:01 Yeah, love you, too.
04:03 Did you just look around to see if anyone was...
04:05 I did not.
04:07 You did. I just thought you went...
04:09 Both shoulders.
04:11 Let's get to work, okay? Good talk.