Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain is streaming November 17th on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3RUbjvg
Synopsis: In PLEASE DON’T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN, John Goodman narrates the adventure of Ben, Martin, and John, three childhood friends turned deadbeat co-workers, who fend off hairless bears, desperate park rangers (played by Meg Stalter and X Mayo) and a hypocritical cult leader (Bowen Yang) in the hopes of finding a priceless treasure, only to discover that finding the treasure is the easiest part of their journey. Oh, and Conan O'Brien plays Ben’s dad in it. Produced by Judd Apatow (Superbad) and Jimmy Miller (Bad Teacher), the film is written, executive produced and stars Martin Herlihy, John Higgins, and Ben Marshall – aka the Please Don’t Destroy guys, and directed by Paul Briganti (Saturday Night Live).
Synopsis: In PLEASE DON’T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN, John Goodman narrates the adventure of Ben, Martin, and John, three childhood friends turned deadbeat co-workers, who fend off hairless bears, desperate park rangers (played by Meg Stalter and X Mayo) and a hypocritical cult leader (Bowen Yang) in the hopes of finding a priceless treasure, only to discover that finding the treasure is the easiest part of their journey. Oh, and Conan O'Brien plays Ben’s dad in it. Produced by Judd Apatow (Superbad) and Jimmy Miller (Bad Teacher), the film is written, executive produced and stars Martin Herlihy, John Higgins, and Ben Marshall – aka the Please Don’t Destroy guys, and directed by Paul Briganti (Saturday Night Live).
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00:00 (car honking)
00:02 - Is that?
00:03 - Yes it is.
00:04 - What the hell were you doing?
00:06 You're three hours late.
00:08 - Dad, you don't understand.
00:09 The car was busted, so we had to shred.
00:12 - Why are your lips red?
00:13 Were you eating a snow cone?
00:14 - He's a really good guest.
00:16 - What kind of adults rule our place?
00:17 - The police are here,
00:18 and they're saying that you bought alcohol for minors.
00:21 - Thanks boys.
00:22 - In Europe, the drinking age is like 10.
00:24 - They could have been European.
00:25 - What made you think they were European?
00:27 - They had a certain genese quality.
00:29 I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
00:31 (dramatic music)
00:33 - Guys, everyone thinks we're losers,
00:35 but that's about to change.
00:36 I know where the treasure of Foggy Mountain is.
00:39 - From when we were kids?
00:40 - We are looking at a hundred mil.
00:43 - A hundred million dollars?
00:45 - It'd be like, I mean, I know it's more than this,
00:47 but at least a million dollars each.
00:49 - Significantly more.
00:50 - What are we waiting for?
00:51 (dramatic music)
00:54 - The few guys that came in earlier,
00:56 I didn't see nobody cute.
00:57 - The ginger looked like a colonial ghost.
00:59 Glasses looked like Tim Burton drew him.
01:01 And then the short one,
01:02 we probably wear the same size bra.
01:04 - They had a treasure map with like an X on it.
01:05 - We gonna steal that map.
01:06 (dramatic music)
01:07 - That is a full on hawk.
01:09 - Hey buddy.
01:10 (hawk screeching)
01:11 - Reverse it, reverse the rock.
01:12 (hawk screeching)
01:13 (man screaming)
01:15 - Does he not know it can fly?
01:17 - Why did it walk away with an attitude?
01:20 - Everyone is after this treasure.
01:22 - We deserve that.
01:24 - You deserve it?
01:24 - Yeah.
01:25 - Three white guys whose biggest issue is what?
01:27 - Growing up?
01:28 - No, it's more nuanced than that.
01:30 (dramatic music)
01:33 - You just hit a woman.
01:34 - I apologize for him.
01:35 I for one would never.
01:36 (dramatic music)
01:38 - Oh my God.
01:39 - So I've hit one woman.
01:40 That's not in the grand.
01:41 (dramatic music)
01:44 - We can all agree this is a scary call
01:48 and we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
01:50 We're in a docu-series and this is episode two.
01:52 - Dude, completely.
01:53 (dramatic music)
01:55 - Insane night.
01:57 - Guys, why are we tied up?
01:58 - I'd rather die than live without you boys.
02:02 (dramatic music)
02:04 - Holy!
02:05 (dramatic music)
02:08 - Guys, look.
02:13 - Dude, that's the treasure door.
02:15 - Open it.
02:16 (dramatic music)
02:18 - What's that?
02:19 - What's that?
02:20 (woman screaming)
02:21 - I'm gonna be sick.
02:22 (woman screaming)
02:23 I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
02:23 - Forget the money.
02:24 It's not worth it.
02:25 (dramatic music)
02:28 (thudding)
02:31 (dramatic music)
02:33 (dramatic music)
02:36 (dramatic music)
02:39 (dramatic music)
02:42 (dramatic music)
02:45 (dramatic music)
02:47 [BLANK_AUDIO]