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Please Don't Destroy The Treasure of Foggy Mountain Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: In PLEASE DON'T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN, John Goodman narrates the adventure of Ben, Martin, and John, three childhood friends turned deadbeat co-workers, who fend off hairless bears, desperate park rangers (played by Meg Stalter and X Mayo) and a hypocritical cult leader (Bowen Yang) in the hopes of finding a priceless treasure, only to discover that finding the treasure is the easiest part of their journey. Oh, and Conan O'Brien plays Ben's dad in it.



directed by Paul Briganti

starring Martin Herlihy, John Higgins, and Ben Marshall with Conan O'Brien, Bowen Yang, Sunita Mani, X Mayo, Meg Stalter, Cedric Yarbrough, Chloe Troast, Nichole Sakura, John Goodman (narrator)

release date November 17, 2023 (on Peacock)
Transcript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Is that them?
00:03 - Yes it is.
00:04 - What the hell were you doing?
00:06 You're three hours late.
00:08 - Dad, you don't understand.
00:09 The car was busted, so we had to shred.
00:12 - Why are your lips red?
00:13 Were you eating a snow cone?
00:15 - He's a really good guest.
00:16 - What kind of adults are rollerblading?
00:17 - The police are here, and they're saying
00:19 that you bought alcohol for minors.
00:21 - Thanks boys.
00:22 - In Europe, the drinking age is like 10.
00:24 - They could have been European.
00:26 - What made you think they were European?
00:27 - They had a certain je ne sais quoi.
00:29 I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
00:31 - Guys, everyone thinks we're losers,
00:35 but that's about to change.
00:36 I know where the treasure of Foggy Mountain is.
00:39 - From when we were kids?
00:40 - We are looking at a hundred mil.
00:43 - A hundred million dollars?
00:45 - It'd be like, I mean, I know it's more than this,
00:47 but at least a million dollars each.
00:49 - Significantly more.
00:50 - What are we waiting for?
00:51 (dramatic music)
00:54 - The few guys that came in earlier,
00:56 I didn't see nobody cute.
00:57 - The ginger looked like a colonial ghost.
00:59 Glasses looked like Tim Burton drew him.
01:01 And then the short one,
01:02 we probably wear the same size bra.
01:04 - They had a treasure map with like an X on it.
01:05 - We gonna steal that map.
01:07 - That is a full on hawk.
01:09 - Hey buddy.
01:10 (hawk screeching)
01:11 - Traverse it, traverse the road.
01:13 (hawk screeching)
01:15 - Does he not know it can fly?
01:17 - Why did it walk away with an attitude?
01:20 - Everyone is after this treasure.
01:22 - We deserve that.
01:24 - You deserve it?
01:24 - Yeah.
01:25 - Three white guys whose biggest issue is what?
01:27 - Growing up?
01:28 - No, it's more nuanced than that.
01:30 (gunshot)
01:31 (screaming)
01:33 - You just hit a woman.
01:34 - I apologize for him.
01:35 I for one would never.
01:37 (gunshot)
01:37 - Oh my God.
01:39 - So I've hit one woman.
01:40 That's not in the grand.
01:41 (gunshot)
01:42 - Ew.
01:43 (dramatic music)
01:44 - Welcome new friends.
01:46 - We can all agree this is a scary cult
01:48 and we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
01:50 We're in a docu-series and this is episode two.
01:52 - Dude, completely.
01:53 (gunshot)
01:55 - Insane night.
01:56 - Guys, why are we tied up?
01:58 - I'd rather die than live without you boys.
02:02 - Holy.
02:05 - Oh my God.
02:08 - Guys look.
02:13 - Dude, that's the treasure door.
02:15 - Open it.
02:16 (screaming)
02:19 - What was that?
02:20 (screaming)
02:21 - I'm gonna be sick.
02:22 I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
02:23 - Forget the money.
02:24 It's not worth it.
02:25 (dramatic music)
02:28 (gunshot)
02:31 (dramatic music)
02:33 (dramatic music)
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02:39 (dramatic music)
02:42 (dramatic music)
02:44 (dramatic music)
02:47 [BLANK_AUDIO]