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00:00 I'm very, very sorry.
00:02 -Please.
00:03 [gunshot]
00:04 -Ah!
00:05 [gasps]
00:07 -Very good.
00:08 Excellent.
00:09 -How much?
00:10 $10,000.
00:11 Go on, see my lawyer.
00:12 -OK, I'll see you.
00:13 I'll talk to him.
00:14 -Smile.
00:15 Smile.
00:16 Come on now, big smile.
00:17 -The slogan.
00:18 -The mistake I made was because I didn't drink a double dose
00:21 of delicious mint tea.
00:23 -Good.
00:24 [cheering]
00:27 [cheering]
00:30 [cheering]
00:33 [cheering]
00:36 [chattering]
00:39 [chattering]
00:42 [chattering]
00:45 [crickets chirping]
00:47 [gunshot]
00:48 [gunshot]
00:49 [crickets chirping]
00:53 [gunshot]
00:54 -Garland, enough!
00:55 Enough!
00:56 [gunshot]
00:57 -All right, all right, I give up.
00:59 [gunshot]
01:00 [gunshot]
01:02 [gunshot]
01:03 [gunshot]
01:04 -Come on, Garland, that's enough.
01:06 You're breaking my eardrum.
01:08 I give up.
01:09 -She must have had a bulletproof dress on.
01:12 Damn it, who could have imagined that?
01:14 -Skin colored armor.
01:15 It's the only one in the world.
01:17 My own personal invention.
01:18 -Come on, don't kill me, Garland.
01:21 Without television, wouldn't it be useless?
01:23 -Don't worry about that.
01:24 It's for my pleasure.
01:25 -Come on.
01:26 [footsteps]
01:32 [grunting]
01:51 -Rocketo, this is your last hunt!
01:54 -Arcelo, I'll kill you and your parents too!
01:57 [gunshot]
01:58 -Hear that, Garland?
01:59 They'll kill us.
02:00 Come on, let's get to shelter.
02:03 [grunting]
02:04 -What are you doing?
02:05 -I need to give me a chance.
02:06 Let go of me!
02:07 [gunshot]
02:08 -Hurry!
02:11 [gunshot]
02:17 -Arcelo!
02:18 Ha ha!
02:20 This is just over there.
02:22 [gunshot]
02:23 -Come on, give me that thing.
02:24 Give me that thing.
02:25 -Give me that.
02:26 Come on.
02:27 [gunshot]
02:28 Give me that rifle.
02:29 You're going to have to murder me, understand?
02:31 Give me that rifle.
02:33 -No!
02:34 -You get out of here.
02:35 This is my rifle.
02:36 -No!
02:37 -Go away.
02:38 Go!
02:39 -No!
02:40 -You know, that's all we are to do to manage, isn't it?
02:42 -Garland!
02:43 I killed his first victim!
02:46 -That's not true!
02:48 -The idea of the exploding boat was mine.
02:50 -Lying like hell it was your idea!
02:52 -No, no, stay here!
02:53 [gunshots]
03:16 -Did you get hurt?
03:17 -No, just a charley horse.
03:20 -OK, let's go.
03:22 -Give me the gun.
03:23 Give me the gun.
03:24 -Hurry!
03:25 Let's go.
03:26 Up, up, up.
03:28 [gunshots]
03:29 -Run!
03:30 Come on, run, run!
03:31 Run!
03:32 [gunshots]
03:34 -Hurry!
03:35 -Women!
03:36 [gunshots]
03:38 -Come on, run!
03:39 Run!
03:40 -No!
03:41 Hey!
03:42 [gunshots]
03:46 -And who are you?
03:48 Some ancient Roman?
03:50 -Not too ancient, signorina.
03:52 -What's your name?
03:53 -Otello.
03:54 -Is your brown hair natural?
03:55 -Yes.
03:56 -Olga!
03:57 -Gal, you better disappear.
03:58 She's crazy.
03:59 -Olga, wait for me!
04:00 Where are you?
04:02 -Come with me.
04:03 I want to tell you something.
04:04 Come on.
04:05 -Olga!
04:14 Me too!
04:15 Me too!
04:16 [music playing]
04:19 -Welcome aboard, miss.
04:36 -I'm so tired.
04:41 -Yes, sir.
04:42 [music playing]
04:45 -I want to sleep.
04:52 -Do you marry in China and take--
05:06 -This is a crazy plane.
05:07 A matrimonial airplane.
05:09 -My goodness.
05:11 Madness.
05:12 -Do you, Fred Thomas, take this woman, Marianne Chayang?
05:15 -Yes.
05:16 [speaking italian]
05:21 -Good luck.
05:22 -Thanks.
05:23 -Do you, Carolyn Meredith, take this man, Marcello Poletti?
05:34 -Yes.
05:36 -Excuse me.
05:37 What did you say again?
05:38 -Hm?
05:39 Pardon?
05:40 -Aren't you Marcello Poletti?
05:41 -Look here.
05:46 There's been an error.
05:47 We're just aboard by accident.
05:49 And I think I might as well get off.
05:51 -Aren't you Marcello Poletti?
05:53 -Yes.
05:54 -Then you have to get married.
05:56 What better way to come to the end of your story
05:58 with this lovely signorina?
06:03 -Carolyn.
06:05 You're the one who's behind this whole business.
06:08 Do you, Marcello Poletti, take this woman, Carolyn Meredith?
06:13 -I-- no, no.
06:16 I want to think about it.
06:18 -No?
06:19 You don't really want to think about it, do you?
06:22 Shall we get on with it?
06:23 Do you, Marcello Poletti, wish to take this woman, Carolyn Meredith?
06:32 -It appears to me I don't have much of a choice, Father.
06:35 Yes.
06:36 -Ecco coniogo vos matrimonio in nomine patris fili
06:39 spiritus sancti.
06:40 Amen.
06:41 Good luck.
06:42 -Carolyn.
06:43 Why you wanted to go and ruin such a marvelous love
06:45 story, I will never know.
06:47 -Psst, psst.
06:59 Psst, psst.
07:00 [gunshot]
07:08 [music playing]
07:11 (upbeat music)
07:13 (screaming)