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00:00 [music]
00:21 [laughter]
00:22 Why, Ma! My, oh my, oh my! Wow!
00:27 Oh, it's beautiful! How about that?
00:31 Rosalie?
00:32 Oh, Mama darling, you look lovely.
00:34 Yes?
00:35 What kind of a dress is that?
00:36 The hostess gown, Sam, look what it means.
00:39 It's the first time you ever wore it.
00:41 Oh, I never had any reason or occasion for it.
00:43 When did I buy it for you?
00:44 When you bought it for me three years ago for my birthday.
00:47 Oh.
00:48 Remember?
00:49 Mm-hmm.
00:50 Say, darling, put on your coat, huh?
00:51 David, now don't sit with your suspenders.
00:54 Rosalie, go inside, make coffee, put the fruit in the bowl, and put cookies on the plate.
00:59 Okay, now.
01:00 What time did you ask him over?
01:01 I didn't ask, but I'm sure somebody will fall in.
01:04 That's the regular procedure when new people move in the neighborhood.
01:07 Leave it to your mother.
01:08 It won't take long before she's a social butterfly.
01:11 Why should it be different here than it was in the Bronx?
01:14 Oh, she was certainly the belle of East Freeman Avenue.
01:17 Your father's not so bad either.
01:19 Your husband, believe it or not, has been invited to speak at the Haverville Rotary Club.
01:24 You mean it, Jay?
01:25 I do.
01:26 Why not, Pa?
01:27 They'll be very interested.
01:29 You know, dress manufacturing's a new industry in Haverville.
01:32 Well, I must say it made me feel good when I got the invitation.
01:36 Did you meet any of your neighbors, Smiley?
01:38 Well, I have a nodding acquaintance with four houses, and I said come up and see me sometime.
01:43 Well, sometime can be any time.
01:45 Why are you assuming tonight is the night?
01:46 Because I read someplace in an etiquette book where new people move into a community,
01:51 the immediate neighbors show their respect and ring the bell the first week they live there.
01:55 And this is already the last day of the first week, Jake.
01:58 I see.
01:59 Sally, darling, did you put on your college pin?
02:01 You know Dora's got my fraternity pin, Ma.
02:03 Samuel will open his mouth, and with five words, everybody will know he's a college man.
02:08 [laughter]
02:10 I wish you had told me you were expecting.
02:11 So what would we?
02:12 I would have taken a nap after supper.
02:14 Jake, everything's ready, Ma.
02:17 Yeah, did you locate Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach?
02:20 They also moved to Have-a-Vu.
02:22 Jake, mom meant the records, Uncle Dave.
02:25 Don't start with the symphony records now.
02:27 I'm not in such a cultured mood.
02:29 And besides, Molly, you don't have to try to make an impression on your neighbors.
02:33 Have-a-Vu will take you to their hearts like Tremont Avenue did, believe me.
02:37 It certainly will.
02:39 I hope so.
02:40 You play, Jake.
02:42 [humming]
02:59 I would think slowly before I did that.
03:03 Oh.
03:05 Well, it looks like you're going to win this game, too.
03:07 Mm-hmm.
03:08 That'll make three in a row.
03:10 [humming]
03:14 If anybody was going to come, wouldn't they be here already?
03:18 [humming]
03:22 [doorbell rings]
03:24 Oh, didn't I tell you somebody would come?
03:26 You have your coat on?
03:27 Mm-hmm.
03:28 And Jake, Jake, please be friendly and be a hostess.
03:31 Well, answer the door already.
03:32 Yeah.
03:36 Good evening.
03:37 Mrs. Goldberg?
03:38 Oh, yes.
03:39 I thought you might want to buy some tickets for our bazaar and dance.
03:41 It's a benefit for the Haverville volunteer fireman, Hook and Ladder.
03:45 Oh, yes, surely.
03:47 Won't you come in and meet my family?
03:49 Jake, this is the Hook and Ladder.
03:51 This is Mr. Goldberg and--
03:53 How do you do?
03:54 Hamilton.
03:55 How do you do?
03:56 Hamilton.
03:57 Meet my Uncle David.
03:58 Romaine.
03:59 Mr. Romaine.
04:00 My daughter, Rosalie.
04:01 Oh, Rosalie.
04:02 And my son, Samuel.
04:03 Hello, Sam.
04:04 How do you do?
04:05 I'll take your hat, Mr. Hamilton.
04:06 And won't you sit down?
04:07 Well, I'm afraid I don't have much time.
04:08 Well, I'll get my purse.
04:10 Chess, huh?
04:11 Who's the champ?
04:12 Uncle David here.
04:13 I'm afraid he's got you.
04:14 As usual.
04:16 Chess is my father-in-law's game.
04:17 The only trouble is there isn't very much competition for him in Haverville.
04:21 Say, why don't you come over and challenge my father-in-law sometime?
04:24 Oh, thanks.
04:25 It'll be my pleasure.
04:26 I'll have him give you a ring.
04:27 His name is Hopkins.
04:28 Hopkins.
04:29 I'll remember.
04:30 Thank you.
04:31 Mr. Goldberg, you know, this is a volunteer fire department.
04:33 We'd like you as one of our members.
04:35 Well, thank you.
04:36 How about you, Mr. Romaine?
04:38 Since I was three years old, I wanted to be a hook and ladder.
04:42 Well, all kids do, I guess.
04:44 Well, we meet every Wednesday night on Clark Street.
04:47 Well, I've got a lot of calls to make.
04:48 You folks want any tickets?
04:50 Oh, we're great believers in fire prevention.
04:52 Well, they're $1 apiece.
04:54 Well, I'll take five, please.
04:56 Five.
04:57 Thank you.
04:58 That's $5.
04:59 Thank you.
05:00 My privilege and my honor.
05:02 Well, see you at a fire.
05:05 That's a good one.
05:06 Don't forget the chess.
05:07 My hat.
05:10 Thank you very much.
05:11 Good night.
05:12 Good night.
05:13 Good night.
05:14 Good night.
05:18 Rosalie, put the tickets in the fruit bowl.
05:21 Maybe you'll make some of your apple strudel for the bazaar, Molly.
05:24 Why not?
05:25 I will.
05:26 What time is it?
05:27 Well, on my watch, it's--
05:29 [phone ringing]
05:30 Oh, telephone.
05:31 Somebody's calling to see if they're receiving.
05:33 Hello?
05:35 Speak gently.
05:36 Hello?
05:37 Tell him the time doesn't matter.
05:38 I beg your pardon?
05:39 Is it the house next door or down the block?
05:41 Just a minute, Ma.
05:42 No, I'm sorry.
05:43 This is 4861.
05:45 Wrong number.
05:46 Wrong number?
05:47 Did you ask them if they're calling the Goldbergs?
05:49 No, it wasn't for us.
05:50 Well, very often I call the right party and get the wrong number.
05:53 But it's also possible that it was the wrong number.
05:56 It's getting late, Molly.
05:59 The lights are on, Orlo.
06:01 And the etiquette book said the first week.
06:05 Where are you going, Molly?
06:07 To take off my hostess gown.
06:09 Good night, Papa Dolan.
06:11 Good night, Rosalie.
06:12 [doorbell]
06:13 The door.
06:14 Who's opening the door?
06:15 I'll take it.
06:16 That Papa.
06:17 That Papa.
06:18 Please.
06:21 Goldberg?
06:22 That's right.
06:24 A horseshoe.
06:25 Horseshoe.
06:26 Success.
06:27 It's beautiful.
06:28 For who?
06:29 For you, Molly.
06:30 May you have as many friends in Haberville
06:32 as you had at 1038 Tremont Avenue, the Bronx.
06:36 Look.
06:37 Mrs. Herman, Mr. and Mrs. Silverstone and family,
06:40 Mrs. Fishbine and mother, Mr. and Mrs. Barnett,
06:43 and all the Barnetts.
06:44 Hazel Corn, your butcher.
06:49 Goodbye, Molly.
06:50 Goodbye.
06:51 And don't be lonesome.
06:52 Listen, when the mountains didn't come,
06:54 what my hammer did, I'll do.
06:57 Good.
06:58 Not everybody reads etiquette books.
07:00 You're right, Jake.
07:01 I'm going to do everything to make
07:02 friends in my new environment.
07:04 I'm going to extend myself.
07:06 Do that.
07:07 Pa, can you drop me off at school?
07:09 I have to drop Sammy off at the railroad station first.
07:11 He's making the 802.
07:12 Sammy will.
07:13 Papa's waiting.
07:14 Don't be lonesome, Ma.
07:15 Me?
07:17 Bye, Ma.
07:18 Goodbye.
07:19 I'll see you Friday night.
07:20 And study good and give my love to Dora.
07:22 I will.
07:23 Don't be lonesome.
07:24 That's what I don't want to hear again, ever and never.
07:27 Wait, Jake.
07:28 You'll drop me off at the garden equipment and hardware store.
07:31 Hurry, Uncle David.
07:32 I'll miss my train.
07:33 Yes.
07:34 You want something, Molly?
07:35 No, I'm going shopping personally to myself later.
07:38 Don't be lonesome, Molly.
07:39 Listen, my hammer was also lonesome, so he did something.
07:42 When it comes to making friends and influencing people,
07:44 leave it to Molly.
07:45 That's something I never had trouble with, never.
07:48 Come on, I'm going to be late.
07:49 Bye.
07:50 Bye.
07:51 Bye, Ma.
07:52 Bye.
07:53 Bye, Molly.
07:54 [music playing]
07:57 [music playing]
08:25 Mm-hmm.
08:26 Hello, Davey Cracker.
08:28 What's your real name?
08:30 Billy Stevens.
08:31 Oh, my, what a nice name.
08:33 Would you like a cookie?
08:35 Mm-hmm.
08:36 Come on.
08:37 [music playing]
08:40 Come, Billy.
08:43 [laughs]
08:44 Well, I know your name, but you don't know mine.
08:48 What is it?
08:49 Mrs. Goldberg.
08:50 Take it.
08:51 What's your first name?
08:52 Molly.
08:53 Molly Goldberg.
08:54 Molly Goldberg.
08:55 Where do you live, Billy?
08:57 Dermaglock.
08:58 Oh.
08:59 Well, come for cookies any time to Mrs. Goldberg.
09:02 I'm the cookie lady.
09:04 Thanks.
09:05 Could I have another one?
09:06 Sure, take.
09:08 Thanks, Molly.
09:09 Bye.
09:10 Goodbye.
09:11 Tell Mama she wants my recipe.
09:12 She can have it if you like my cookies.
09:14 [music playing]
09:18 [music playing]
09:21 Yo.
09:39 Oh, good morning.
09:40 Good morning.
09:41 I'm your new adjacent saver, Mrs. Goldberg.
09:44 Oh, how do you do?
09:45 I'm Mrs. Carey.
09:46 How do you do?
09:47 She's very nice if you would fall in on her sometimes.
09:50 Thank you.
09:51 Some coffee and a snick snack?
09:53 Oh, no.
09:54 I never eat between meals.
09:55 Well, I don't blame you.
09:57 I try not to also not, because what's good for you
10:00 is not good for me also.
10:02 We're like two peas in a pot.
10:04 Well, what do you mean?
10:05 Well, we like to eat, evidently, so we have a lot in common.
10:10 Your weight may worry you, but my weight does not worry me.
10:14 Well, what I mean is this, we can eat what's good for us
10:17 and that's what's bad for us.
10:18 And I know a book about getting thin.
10:21 And if you would like it, I would--
10:22 I never discuss my eating habits.
10:25 Thank you.
10:26 [music playing]
10:29 [music playing]
10:32 [music playing]
10:35 [music playing]
10:38 [music playing]
10:41 [music playing]
10:44 [music playing]
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10:53 [music playing]
10:56 [music playing]
10:59 [music playing]
11:02 [music playing]
11:05 [music playing]
11:08 Good morning.
11:10 Good morning.
11:11 I'm your adjacent neighbor.
11:13 We didn't have time yet to put our name in the front lawn.
11:16 Goldberg.
11:17 How do you do?
11:18 I'm Mrs. Peterson.
11:19 How do you do?
11:20 Pleased to meet you.
11:21 I see by the dainties on the line that you
11:24 have a grown daughter.
11:25 Yes, I have.
11:27 She's going to be married soon.
11:29 Oh, my congratulations.
11:31 If you didn't buy the wedding dress yet,
11:33 you see Mr. Goldberg manufactures wedding dresses
11:36 and you can get it wholesale.
11:38 Oh, is that so?
11:40 Oh, yes.
11:41 And anything you want for yourself or your friends,
11:43 just give me the size and you can get it wholesale.
11:46 Thank you very much, I'm sure.
11:48 But my husband happens to own and operate a retail dress
11:52 shop on Main Street.
11:54 Is that so?
11:55 Yes.
11:56 I thought there was a law against wholesalers
11:58 selling to retail customers.
11:59 Well, uh--
12:00 Do you know what this can do to a small shop like my husband?
12:03 It can put him out of business.
12:04 That's what it can do.
12:05 We have a big investment in our store,
12:08 and I think what you're doing is not very ethical.
12:10 Are you the lady that gave my child these chocolate cookies?
12:33 Yes, I am.
12:34 Well, I should think you'd know enough
12:35 not to give a child anything to eat
12:37 without asking his mother first.
12:38 Billy's allergic to chocolate cookies.
12:40 It's probably going to blow up like a balloon
12:42 in the next few hours.
12:43 Now, I know you didn't mean any harm,
12:45 but I'll ask you, please, never to do such a thing again.
12:49 Here.
12:50 Oh, my dear.
13:00 Well, did Muhammad go to the mountains?
13:03 Did you meet any of your neighbors?
13:06 What's the matter, Molly?
13:08 Nothing.
13:09 Why nothing when I see it's something?
13:11 What happened already?
13:14 Three times I opened my mouth, and three times
13:16 I put my foot in it.
13:18 That so?
13:20 It was better already if Muhammad
13:22 didn't come to the mountains.
13:23 What happened today, David?
13:28 Molly didn't tell you?
13:30 Don't ask her any questions, Pa.
13:31 She's very upset.
13:32 Don't I know?
13:33 She didn't eat a morsel of supper,
13:35 not a word did she speak.
13:36 What happened?
13:37 Well--
13:38 Shh.
13:39 Yes, Ma?
13:40 I can't find my-- my stationery.
13:42 It's not in the fruit bowl.
13:44 I know where it is.
13:45 I'll get it.
13:46 Want to play a rummy tonight, Molly dear?
13:48 No, thank you.
13:49 I'm writing thank you notes to my beloved
13:51 Bones in the Bronx for their beautiful horseshoe.
13:54 Molly, when are you going to throw out
13:56 that reminder of your past?
13:58 Never.
13:59 Never, Jake.
14:00 When the flowers wither, I'll take the horseshoe
14:02 and put it in the attic.
14:03 And I'll take the flowers and I'll put it in a book.
14:06 Never, Jake.
14:08 Never.
14:09 Oy, how my friends in the Bronx loved me.
14:12 How do you know they won't love you in Hatterville?
14:15 Jake, is there a law that says you can't sell retail
14:19 if you're wholesale?
14:21 There is.
14:23 Here, Ma.
14:25 You take my dictation?
14:27 Mm-hmm.
14:28 Mm-hmm.
14:29 Yes or no?
14:30 Ma, don't get so upset.
14:32 What did I say?
14:36 What did I say?
14:37 I said I have a get thin book.
14:39 So she got insulted.
14:41 What child don't like chocolate cookies?
14:44 Should I know a child is allergic to chocolate cookies?
14:47 My children were never allergic to chocolate cookies.
14:50 I even called her up and I said,
14:52 how is Billy, did he blow up yet?
14:54 And she got insulted.
14:57 Right, dear Mrs. Herman.
15:00 I'll take it.
15:01 I'll get it.
15:02 I got it.
15:03 Hello?
15:04 Yes.
15:05 Who?
15:06 Just a minute.
15:07 For me?
15:08 It's long distance.
15:09 How long?
15:10 Who?
15:11 Oh, hello, Mrs. Herman.
15:14 My Mrs. Herman.
15:16 Oh, give me.
15:17 Just a minute.
15:19 Talk a little bit, David.
15:20 Talk a little bit so I pull my emotions together.
15:23 Talk a little bit.
15:24 How are you?
15:25 No, she's here.
15:27 Only she's pulling herself together.
15:29 Well, Molly, you pull together, it's long distance.
15:32 Give me.
15:33 Give me.
15:34 Hello.
15:35 Hello, Mrs. Herman.
15:38 How are you?
15:40 Fine.
15:41 Darling, for that horse you stepped across the threshold.
15:45 Yeah, well, I'm going to write to everybody, sure.
15:49 Oh, friendship, friendship.
15:52 Listen, dear.
15:53 I'm knitting for two sea little booties and a slip and a sweater.
15:59 Tell me, tell me, how is everybody, the grocery lady?
16:03 And how is Hazel Cormine Butcher?
16:07 I'm glad.
16:09 Did she have yet from around the corner?
16:12 A girl?
16:13 Oh, yes.
16:14 Wonderful.
16:16 Me?
16:17 Oh, I'm fine.
16:20 I'm the belle of Haverfield.
16:24 Mom.
16:25 Hello, Mrs. Herman.
16:33 She's very lonesome.
16:36 Why don't you come out and spend a few days with her?
16:40 The sooner the better.
16:42 Believe me, Mrs. Herman, this is more important than your grandchild's birthday.
16:47 Please.
16:49 Oh, wonderful.
16:51 Wonderful.
16:52 We'll surprise her, huh?
16:54 Yes.
16:55 Yes, I'll meet you.
16:57 Fine.
16:58 And thank you.
16:59 Goodbye.
17:00 Mrs. Herman will be here tomorrow.
17:02 You asked her to come?
17:04 Well, you heard me.
17:05 Well, what will be when Mrs. Herman goes home?
17:08 Jake, I made up my mind.
17:10 I made my decision.
17:11 I'm going to be a captain, a captain of my own fate.
17:14 This is my home, and this is where I'm going to live, and this is where I'm going to make my life.
17:18 Did I ever have trouble with people?
17:20 Never.
17:21 Never.
17:22 Where are you going, Mother?
17:26 To commune with myself.
17:28 So why are you taking the horseshoe?
17:30 For inspiration.
17:31 [music]
17:55 Hello, Mrs. Stevens.
17:57 This is Mrs. Goldberg, the lady that gave your little boy the chocolate cookies.
18:01 Did he blow up yet?
18:03 Because I want to pay for all damages and all doctor expenses, et cetera, et cetera.
18:08 Oh.
18:10 Well, I'll be very glad to.
18:12 Thank you.
18:13 See?
18:16 She wants me to step in.
18:17 I wonder why.
18:19 Mama, darling, I'm ready.
18:21 Where are you going?
18:23 I still have a strudel in the oven, darling.
18:25 Take my broom and put it in.
18:27 If it comes out dry, cool it.
18:29 Where are you going?
18:30 And take everything next door and say it's a snick snack for me, and put in the car that I rode out, neighborly yours.
18:36 All right, but where are you going?
18:38 To Peterson's Dress Shop.
18:40 Come, Rosalie.
18:41 Hurry, please.
18:42 I'll be coming.
18:43 [music]
18:47 Did Papa go to pick up Mrs. Herman?
18:49 Yes, but not a syllable to Mama.
18:52 Rosalie, are you coming up here or not?
18:54 No, no, no, no.
18:55 Mama, darling, you look beautiful.
18:57 Yeah?
18:58 So go slip, too.
18:59 Let me see how the dress looks on you.
19:00 David?
19:01 So how do you like my new dress?
19:03 Beautiful.
19:04 So where's Jake lingering so long?
19:06 He went to get a cigar.
19:07 How long does it take to get a cigar?
19:09 Oh, so there he is.
19:10 Jake, where were you so long?
19:12 No.
19:15 I don't believe it.
19:16 Surprise!
19:18 Mrs. Herman.
19:20 Oh, my darling.
19:22 Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
19:24 Hello, Mrs. Herman.
19:25 Oh, Uncle David.
19:26 I'm so glad to see you.
19:27 Jake, why didn't you tell me you knew it, too?
19:29 [laughter]
19:31 Come in, come in.
19:32 Oh, what a beautiful house.
19:34 Isn't it, you like?
19:35 Oh, you fixed it up beautiful.
19:37 I'm all early American.
19:39 Why, so let me look at you.
19:41 Only for you would I come.
19:43 It's my grandchild's birthday tomorrow.
19:45 But when I heard that you were lonesome,
19:47 and the way you sounded over that telephone,
19:49 I thought, oh, you, you of all people lonesome.
19:53 When I told the women they were heartbroken,
19:55 they said, Mrs. Herman Pack, go and stay with Mrs. Goldberg
19:58 as long as you can.
20:00 We'll all take turns.
20:02 Mrs. Silverstone is arranging to come next week
20:04 to spend a few days with you.
20:05 But you know something?
20:06 In spite of everything, you look wonderful.
20:08 Hello, Mrs. Herman.
20:10 Rosalie, darling.
20:12 Oh, look.
20:13 Look at that beautiful dress.
20:15 Brand new.
20:16 I just got it.
20:17 Part of you like it?
20:18 I like the dress.
20:19 You've got a closet full of dresses.
20:20 Mama got one too.
20:21 Oh?
20:22 Where did you buy them?
20:23 Peterson's.
20:24 Retail.
20:25 My neighbor has a retail store.
20:27 Excuse me.
20:29 I'm so excited.
20:31 I was lonesome.
20:33 Mrs. Goldberg.
20:34 Oh, Mrs. Care.
20:35 Mrs. Goldberg, you genius, you.
20:39 I've eaten plenty of food in my life, as you can see.
20:42 But whatever was in this pot--
20:44 Timmis.
20:45 Timmis.
20:46 --it was just heaven.
20:48 And the fish?
20:49 Gefilte.
20:50 Gefilte.
20:51 Oh, and the little pies?
20:53 Strodel.
20:54 Strodel.
20:55 I never tasted anything like it in my life.
20:57 Never.
20:58 I'm glad you like it.
21:00 I'd like you to come in and meet my family, please.
21:02 Oh, yes.
21:03 This is Mrs. Carey, my husband, Mr. Goldberg.
21:06 How do you do?
21:07 And my Uncle David.
21:08 Romaine.
21:09 And my Rosalie.
21:10 How do you do, Mrs. Carey?
21:11 Oh, little Rosalie.
21:12 And I want you to meet Mrs. Herman, please.
21:14 This is my New York neighbor.
21:15 We lived adjacent window to window for years.
21:17 Oh.
21:18 Mrs. Carey.
21:19 How do you do?
21:20 I'm very glad to know you.
21:21 [phone ringing]
21:22 I'll take it.
21:23 I'll get it.
21:24 I got it.
21:25 Hello?
21:26 Yes.
21:27 One minute.
21:28 My dear, hook and ladder for you.
21:30 Hook and ladder for me?
21:32 Hello?
21:34 Yes, speaking.
21:36 Oh, yes, of course.
21:38 Just one minute.
21:39 Jake, darling, I told the hook and ladder
21:41 that you would give them a fashion show for their bazaar.
21:44 Oh, you did?
21:45 Yeah.
21:46 All right?
21:47 Fine.
21:48 Hello?
21:49 Yes, of course.
21:50 How is-- oh, you did?
21:53 Oh, thank you very much.
21:54 Wait until I jot, please.
21:56 Rosalie, darling, jot me down in my calendar, please.
21:59 Tuesday evening on the entertainment committee
22:01 for the hook and ladder.
22:02 OK, Ma.
22:03 Thank you very, very much.
22:05 I'll be there.
22:06 Bye.
22:07 Mrs. Goldberg, if you're free on next Thursday,
22:10 I'd like to propose you as a member of our gourmet club.
22:13 I'd like you to make a little talk on, uh, uh,
22:16 simmies and, uh, uh, strudel and, uh,
22:20 gum, gum, um, well, all around the world dishes.
22:24 Thank you.
22:25 Uh, Rosalie, darling, put me down for Thursday next.
22:28 Oh, excuse me.
22:30 Just a minute.
22:31 Momentarily.
22:33 Mrs. Goldberg!
22:34 Oh.
22:35 No apology.
22:36 Well, he's perfectly all right.
22:37 Your chocolate cookies didn't hurt him a bit.
22:39 So I knew there must be something wrong with mine.
22:41 Probably the soda.
22:42 Anyway, if you'll just give me your recipe,
22:44 Billy can have all the chocolate cookies he wants.
22:46 Oh, thank you.
22:47 I'm so glad.
22:48 Please come in and meet my family.
22:49 Oh, how do you do?
22:50 This is my Uncle David.
22:51 Romain.
22:52 And my husband, Mr. Goldberg.
22:53 How do you do?
22:54 My pleasure.
22:55 And my daughter, Rosalie.
22:56 Rosalie.
22:57 How do you do?
22:58 Oh, Daisy, hello.
22:59 And this is my friend, Mrs. Herman from New York.
23:01 How do you do?
23:02 Hello?
23:03 Yes, it's for you, Molly.
23:05 Oh, thank you.
23:07 Hello?
23:09 Who?
23:11 Mrs. Humphrey?
23:13 I gave her your name.
23:14 It's about the garden club.
23:16 Oh, yes, Mrs. Humphrey.
23:19 Yes.
23:21 Oh, I'll be very glad.
23:23 Thank you for the invitation.
23:25 Bye.
23:27 Oh, my.
23:28 Rosalie put me down for Friday for the garden club.
23:30 Oh, is Mrs. Goldberg going to be with us in the garden club?
23:33 Oh, she certainly is.
23:34 Hi, hi.
23:35 One minute.
23:36 One second.
23:39 Good evening, Mrs. Goldberg.
23:40 Oh, hello, Mrs. Peterson.
23:41 Well, do you like your dressing?
23:42 Oh, I love it.
23:43 Oh, I love it.
23:44 Lovely.
23:45 Please come in and meet my family.
23:47 Oh, I'd love to.
23:48 Hello, dear.
23:49 How do you do?
23:50 My Rosalie.
23:51 How do you do?
23:52 And this is Mr. Goldberg, my husband.
23:54 How do you do?
23:55 And my Uncle David.
23:56 How do you do?
23:57 And this is Mrs. Herman, my friend from New York.
23:59 Very glad to see you.
24:00 How do you do?
24:01 This is Mrs. Peterson.
24:03 Oh, Mr. Goldberg, my husband wants
24:05 to know if he can come down to your factory
24:07 and look at your lawn.
24:08 Oh, I'd be delighted.
24:10 And everybody, remember, you're expected
24:14 at my daughter's wedding two weeks from today.
24:17 Oh, wow.
24:18 Two weeks from today.
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24:20 And Rosalie--
24:21 Mr. Goldberg, what time is it?
24:24 Five minutes to 10.
24:25 Why?
24:26 I'd like to take the 10.30 train back to New York.
24:28 But you just got here.
24:29 Well, I only came because you told me she was lonesome.
24:32 Lonesome.
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24:37 Goodbye, Mrs. Goldberg.
24:39 Where are you going?
24:40 I'm going back to New York.
24:41 It's my grandchild's birthday tomorrow.
24:43 Goodbye, darling.
24:44 Goodbye.
24:45 Goodbye.
24:46 All right, I'll tell the Bronx how busy you are.
24:49 Do that.
24:51 And tell them that my calendar is overflowing.
24:54 I will.
24:55 Goodbye, darling.
24:56 Goodbye.
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