Sweet Revenge
Sweet Revenge
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:02 - This is big. - You haven't dated just one guy in a long time.
00:04 - You cleared the whole roster. - I cleared the bench.
00:08 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:09 - Hey, what's wrong? - Housekeeper called. A pipe burst in the bathroom.
00:13 - So you're going to Connecticut now? - I gotta take a rain check.
00:15 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:18 - I'm looking for Mark. - You must be his housekeeper.
00:21 - No, I'm his wife, Kate.
00:23 - Hello?
00:24 - Is this some kind of stripper groom or something?
00:27 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:28 - What happened? - He's got a wife.
00:30 - And you don't think you can take her?
00:32 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:33 - Are you for real? I thought maybe we could have some dinner.
00:36 - I let you in. We are not drinking Cosmos and braiding each other's hair.
00:39 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:43 - I am not ready to compete with women like you.
00:46 - We got played by the same guy.
00:48 - Tequila or do you want vodka?
00:49 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:51 - So you're saying I should be them?
00:53 - What does your gut tell you?
00:54 - Jesus.
00:55 - Best date ever!
00:57 - This is so weird.
00:59 - He's meeting someone.
01:00 - He must be cheating on both of us because it's not me.
01:03 - Oh my...
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01:07 - What are you doing?
01:09 - No!
01:10 - Ah!
01:12 - What's going on?
01:13 - Hi.
01:15 - I can't believe he would lie.
01:17 - You smell amazing. What is that?
01:19 - I think it's just sweat.
01:21 - So what do you want to do?
01:23 - I want him to feel pain.
01:24 - We should kick him in the balls.
01:26 - No, I really like the way your brain works,
01:28 but I think we're going for something a little bit bigger.
01:30 - I found this.
01:31 - He's stealing from his partners.
01:33 - So let's find the money and ruin him.
01:35 - Put the lawyer, the wife, and the boobs together,
01:37 and we know how to do it just as shady as he does.
01:40 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:42 - I thought you were giving him hormones.
01:44 - I am.
01:45 - Enough for a pre-op transsexual.
01:47 - I look like I need a bra.
01:48 - I think you're going through manopause.
01:50 - Manopause? - Uh-huh. Is it a little...
01:53 - Are you kidding me?
01:54 - Oh, mistress number three.
01:56 - If we find any more mistresses,
01:58 I'm gonna have to send her to rehab.
01:59 - [screaming]
02:01 ♪ ♪ ♪
02:02 - You're the weirdest friends ever.
02:03 - We are the weirdest friends ever.
02:05 - What is up with your hot brother?
02:06 - No, you can't have my husband and my brother.
02:09 That's being very greedy.
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02:13 [SILENCE]